Once again I was just sent a misleading headline. But first let’s talk about me and how I probably have dementia. When I was in college, I was a copious notetaker. As longwinded with my lecture notes (that I rewrote more often than not after class to clean them up a bit) as I am […]
Vanderpump Rules: Cold Feet
By The Lady Cocotte So, it looks like I’m your new, official Vanderpump Rules recapper. I just can’t quit these crazy “kids.” After a couple of boring episodes, we finally got some fireworks last week. James got fired! Like “indefinitely fired forever.” He blames it on Jax (for making him have a public, drunken tantrum) […]
Vanderpump Rules: Thirsty Girls
Vanderpump Rules: Thirsty Girls By The Lady Cocotte Ready or not, it’s time for another episode of Vanderpump Rules. I’m not your usual recapper (TT, we miss you!) but I’m kind of excited to play tonight. Vanderpump Rules is one of my favorite shows. These hot messes really speak to me. But this season has […]
Vanderpump Rules: Call It Like I See It
One of the best things about this show is that while I do get some tea, I don’t know every little staged thing like on RHOA so I can watch it like a random. And let’s face it, randoms have all the fun when it comes to reality TV. We are ruined by all […]
Vanderpump Rules: Going Down
Jax is well-known for sabotaging his relationships, but spreading rumors about his girlfriend is a new low for him. Jax is a lying liar who lies straight from his lie whole all the damn time. Why do people even hang out with him? Is there no other source of coke in LA? Lisa is […]
The Gals Top Ten Housewives of All Time Lists
As it turns out the Lady Cocotte is the only one that could grasp the concept of brevity. For that reason, her list is my favorite. My novella is at the end of this post. The Lady Cocotte’s List We all know the Teresa Guidices, the Ramona Singers and the Nene Leakes of the housewives […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Extending The Olive Branch
I’m not really looking forward to Brandi’s jaw dropping behavior on tonight’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and yet the time has come. Brandi’s Housewarming Party Kyle is still open to Brandi and is going to her housewarming party. She and Lisa Rinna ride together. Brandi was not ready when the guests arrived. Yolanda is […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: I’ve Had Enough Teenagers On This Show
I can already tell this one is going to be later than usual because it’s nuts here in real life. But the show must go on, God willing and the Internet holds out. Why do people in LA wear winter caps in the summer? IDGI. Lisa Rinna Lisa’s mother had a stroke and her father has […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Hi, it’s me, Tamara. I’ll be your blogger for the evening but I just had a heavy conversation and completely forgot to set up the technical crap for this blog. So apologies in advance for sucking. And newbies can not waste their time telling me how poorly written is. 🙂 So I had an extra […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
I am obsessed with losing badly at a new game I found called Just Words that you can play free on your laptop here. It’s Scrabble only you can’t put letters on both side of a word which makes it harder. And the dictionary they use is stupid but there is no penalty if you […]
Scheana Marie From Vanderpump Rules Gets Married.
Bravolebrities turned out to celebrate Scheana Marie’s marriage to longtime boyfriend Mike Shay, yesterday. Gretchen Rossi, Joyce Giraud and Golnesa Gharachedaghi arrived dressed to impress. But Slade needs a haircut and a shave. And yes, you can expect to see it on Vanderpump Rules.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3:
So once again I am faced with the dilemma of how to recap this disastrous excuse for a reunion. I seriously doubt it will be anything more than what it was for the last two weeks only this time we will add a house husband or two. I’m going to just list anything remotely interesting […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Kids Are Alright
Back in Puerto Rico the witches coven is having an early meeting . Carlton would be so sad that she missed this. Everyone has convicted Lisa of the crime of telling Brandi to pack her tabloids for the Palms Springs trip months ago. Even Joyce and Michael are joining in on the conviction. Lisa and Ken […]
RHOBH Cast Shakeup Rumors
Y’all have been asking me in emails (thank you) if the rumors here and there about Joyce and Carlton being axed from RHOBH are true. I can’t answer that because nothing has happened yet with contracts. What I can tell you is that Lisa Vanderpump and Yolanda Foster are not campaigning TOGETHER for anything. I […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Too Ridiculous to Recap
This is the stupidest episode that has ever aired on Bravo. Lisa Vanderpump stuffed tabloids in Brandi’s luggage on the way to Palm Springs? Because of the two, Lisa Vanderpump is the one with the finger on the pulse of the tabloids? Because, duh, Lisa has nothing better to do. It’s not like she is […]
Lisa Vanderpump Addresses RHOBH Drama
This season, Lisa Vanderpump has found herself at the wrong end of many attacks by people she has considered friends for years. All season long, the Richards sisters and Brandi have been promising us that “we will see” what a manipulative bitch Lisa is. Well, so far, they are coming off as the backstabbers. Last […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Turning Down the Crown
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the continuation of the malodorous plot dethrone Queen Lisa. Carlton goes to the witch store to pick up a few witchy things and invites Yolanda. Carton is getting a candle reading. The candle reader tells her she is doing a great job of standing in […]
RHOBH Reunion Fight Card 2014
There is a reason that the finale is generally filmed after the final episode of the season airs. One reason is so that the brawling that always seems to occur at the reunion does not cloud the cast mates reaction to the remaining episodes. This season of RHOBH is different. For some reason the reunion […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: It’s All Lisa Vanderpump’s Fault!
This week on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills the attempt to take down Lisa Vanderpump begins in earnest. Pay careful attention to Brandi this episode. She will attempt to sway the girls, particularly the Richards sisters and Yolanda to distance themselves from Lisa Vanderpump. You see, it’s important when social bullying to have the numbers […]
All the Dresses From Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion
Note: Sorry for the erroneous update. I am used to talking to Joyce and wasn’t paying attention. I have removed the update from here as it was a fan site twitter account. Of course this took forever as the laptop decided to crash….ugh…going back to bed. It’s always fun to see what the ladies […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion: It’s Wrap!
Andy Cohen just announced that the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion just finished filming at 9 pm their time. I suppose if they hurry home they can see some of the Opening Ceremonies. What a crappy night to film the reunion, Andrew. Andy tweeted “Oh LORD we JUST wrapped #RHOBHReunion – it is a DOOZY. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Carlton Continues to Look For Tits on an Ant
Lisa and Kyle are meeting with Kevin Lee the crazy party planner to plan a birthday dinner for Ken and Mauricio. Kyle wants it black tie chic to be the antithesis of Carlton’s nasty pool orgy. Yolanda will be at David’s daughter’s wedding. Kyle says to invite Carlton because they are on good terms. Oh Kyle. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Curse of Carlton
I am so not excited to recap this episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Not because I have written eleventy billion posts in the last 72 hours, but because it is Carlton’s lesbian pool party. Gross. Yet, I soldier on . Carlton is already comparing her party to Eyes Wide Shut. Thankfully, she shuffles […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Gun Ranges and Self-Defense Classes? Is This a Good Plan?
Brandi got a replacement dog. She hates him because he lifts his leg when he pees. So why get a male dog, dumbass. That is what they do. Brandi is going to Sacramento for a book signing. Her father lives there. They have not been speaking because she called him a drug dealer in her […]
Joyce Discusses Brandi’s Non-Apology in Her Blog
Joyce’s blog this week is a bit stronger regarding her feelings toward Brandi and Carlton. She also shows Kim some much needed kindness. From Joyce’s blog, Kimberly’s graduation party was simply stunning. I spoke a lot with Kim about it, and I know how much work and love she put into it. That’s why when […]
Brandi’s Blog About Her Non-Apology
Brandi’s blog is full of rants and incoherent reasons why she hates Joyce. So I thought I would share some highlights with you as she tries to explain the Joyce confrontation. She starts right away going in on Joyce, the only housewife who actually stayed for Kim’s graduation party. She says this about the her […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Luaus and Lies
Welp, Boys and Squirrels, I have some bad news about tonight’s episode. I completely fast forwarded through the whole first look. It was all Brandi and Carlton pole dancing and leering at each other. I’m just so not interested in hearing Carlton talk about how much she loves female bodies. We get it. We got […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Let’s Go To Cabo
It’s time for the annual Vanderpump Rules trip. Once again they are doing it on Stassi’s birthday so it can be all about her. Again. Once again, Jax is not invited but coming anyway. God I miss my flat belly from my twenties. I miss when it was fun to go clothes shopping because everything […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: If All Else Fails, Cry
We return to the lovely dinner party Lisa has arranged with Brandi still screaming “Shut the Fuck Up!” Michael is asking her very politely to watch her language. Brandi tries to play the victim card saying she has no husband to speak up for her. Correct, Brandi and there is a reason for that. You […]
Joyce Giraud de Ohoven on Wendy Williams
Last night on twitter, I came across a tweet from Joyce to her husband. Since I was high on sizzurp for the Mongolian Lung Flu, I perhaps in retrospect went a little overboard with the fangirling out. But y’all know I love me some Michael Ohoven. Anyway, Joyce was headed to Wendy Williams to film […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Rich People Annoy Me
Sorry I didn’t stick around for this last night. I just feel like hell and finally just went to bed. I am giving it another try now and it seems like this episode is more separate from RHOBH than I thought. Tom is pissed at Jax for spreading rumors about him. Really? Because isn’t this […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap
I really, really think Joyce’s husband is hot as hell. He reminds me of my one great love. Only he was not that big yet, and just a bartender at the Wind of Change… sigh. Oh how I fucked THAT up. But moving on. Oh look. Carlton is taking her submissive and his mother fetish […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Well I am near a TV, painfully sober and am going to try to blog this but I don’t think I have a pause feature so it is going to be quite brief. Joyce and her husband are at dinner. Brandi says this scene was filmed after filming ended. I agree we did not really […]