There was just way too much going on last night to do this in real time, so I will check it out now while refreshed and well-rested. I can already tell from the guide description this one is going to be a little bit different. At this point, I only watch to mock the idiots […]
Catfish Recap: Paris & Tara
It’s time to meet a new batch of morons on this week’s Catfish! After all the excitement last week, I have barely recovered. People came from far and wide to talk about that crazy episode with the Courtney the Psychic! Paris is 25 years old and lives in the burbs of Chicago. Paris met Tara over […]
Catfish Recap: Kayla & Courtney
MTV has been pimping the hell out of this episode. It seems to involve a psychic who is catfishing some girl with messages from her dead father. This is a new level of crazy fools. Kayla is an 18 year old with a kid and a baby daddy who live just down the road from […]
Catfish Recap: Tyreme & Tomorrow
OMG! I have been on Twitter blocking the LVPlunatics for the past hour or so because Rinna and Eileen both retweeted me tonight. Had I know that the people in tonight’s episode would be called Tyreme and Tomorrow, I would have just let the run their course and started this recap on time. With […]
Catfish Recap: Joanna & Bo
OMG! It’s going to be a lesbian love triangle with a beat down at the end! Why was I almost going to delete this? Okay we have a hot girl named Joanna who is 26 from Riverside California. Does she need new furniture? Anyway, she is in love with a girl named Bo. Bo […]
Catfish Ray & Lexi: And YOU Get a New Living Room and YOU Get an New Living Room!
I hate that I didn’t get the chance to recap Catfish live this week as it brings in more people to tell me I am an idiot and I should stop recapping this show if I hate it so much. How could I hate this show? I do hate that it has jumped the shark […]
Catfish Recap Michael and Chanelle: This Ending Was Depressing
Michael is a 21 year-old single dad from Philly who has an online girlfriend named Chanelle. Chanelle seems like your run of he mill catfish who refuses to video chat. Michael has been talking to her for 8 months. His brother made him contact Catfish (at least that is the storyline) because he doesn’t think Chanelle […]
Catfish Recap: Jaylin & Ja’la
First of all, the names this week already let me know this is a shit show. Teachers have noticed patterns with names where certain names will notoriously be a problem. In one school we had maybe eight variation of the name. Jaylen, Jailen, Jalin, and my personal favorite, Jailin. Some were boys, some were girls […]
Catfish Leuh & Justin: Iranian Deception?
It’s time for another episode of Catfish and once again the episode should be called, if you parents are not bright enough to spell a decent name for you, then your life is fucked. But I guess that title is just too long. Leuh, age 19, whose parents clearly didn’t know how to spell, wants […]
Catfish Jeanette & Derick Recap: Grandma Gets Catfished
It’s been kind of a rough week and there are a lot of things left over to recap this weekend, but I’m struggling to stay out of full blown crazyland and not do excited about recapping. I normally like to recap Catfish live because it usually trends and brings in a different kind of […]
Catfish Recap Dejay, Malik and Josiah “This Ain’t No Nintendo!”
OMG I am so happy Catfish is back. It’s finally midnight and I can stop publicizing the day’s posts and get to something fun. I know this show is scripted and fake, but I don’t care. The people are real and they still do stupid things for my amusement. I can’t believe this is only […]