By The Lady Cocotte With Colt and Larissa dominating the blogosphere, everyone’s excited for a new 90 Day Fiancé Tell All. Too bad it was filmed two months ago, before things got interesting. Part 1 introduced us to the Mean Girls. Fernanda, Ashley and Kalani spent little time discussing their own foibles. They were on […]
By The Lady Cocotte The 90 Day Fiancé weddings are done. An oversized baby flounced down the aisle, on the arm of the only woman he’ll ever love. A Kardashian wannabe attained her MRS degree without her overbearing father (or baby daddy sister) objecting. A pitiful excuse of a man chose Satan’s minion over his […]
By The Lady Cocotte It’s hard to believe next week is the 90 Day Fiancé season finale. Time waits for no man, but these couples need to walk down the aisle pronto! if they want to stay together. So far, only Ashley and Jay have made the official plunge. Based on how well that turned […]
By The Lady Cocotte 90 Day Fiancé is full of ratchet drama. There’s Kalani and Asuelu’s oopsy baby. Fernanda’s childish tears. Steven thinking he’s capable of raising an infant without Olga’s help full participation. And Larissa’s Vicki Gunvalson-size love tank to fill. It’s trainwreck TV that demands CSI levels of analysis. I mean, we don’t […]
By The Lady Cocotte 90 Day Fiancé is the gift that keeps on giving. Last week, Colt’s cousin John lambasted Larissa at a family barbeque. Debbie sucked her teeth while Colt sat mum, nursing his Mona Lisa smile. Larissa was all alone, queen of her mountain but little else. Leida proved we ain’t seen nothing […]
By The Lady Cocotte 90 Day Fiancé is trash TV. Much like junk food, it tastes so good in the moment. Mama’s boy Colt continually disappoints Larissa. Sweaty Eric barely tolerates spoiled Leida. Ashley experiences racism for the first time. Pretty Fernanda somehow loves aging frat boy Jonathan. Kalani’s family. Other than the Olga storyline […]
By The Lady Cocotte I relax by watching someone else make an ass of themselves (for a change). Enter, 90 Day Fiancé. There’s the unfortunate coupling of Eric (the oldest 40 year old in recorded history) and Indonesian socialite Leida. Their pathetic attempt to kick Tasha out of her apartment (my name is on the […]
By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a full week since 90 Day Fiancé took us on a field trip through Olga’s womb and I’m finally recovered enough to turn my TV on again. I’m not sure what traumatised me more, the Russian vivisection or Steven’s bad attitude. Either way, my Thanksgiving feast dulled the pain […]
By The Lady Cocotte 90 Day Fiancé has been making crazy headlines all weekend. And that’s without the new episode! So sit back and enjoy. Or pull your hair out. Your call. Warning: This post (and comments) could contain 90DF spoilers.
By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a beast of a week but I had so much fun talking about 90 Day Fiancé with you last week that I had to throw this up. Better late than never? I hope so.
By The Lady Cocotte Just to be clear: I was obsessed with 90 Day Fiancé well before the Vanderpump Rules kids discovered it. I don’t know why that matters to me, but it does. Very much. And with that said, surprise!, I’m now recapping 90DF. It took some serious arm twisting (and a few hours […]
It is the season finale and the reunion of Bachelor In Paradise. I usually pause the two hour show to recap Real Housewives of Orange County in real time. Tonight I’m going to stay with BIP until the bitter end. Mostly because my power situation is iffy and I am way more likely to be […]
There doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of interest in Bachelor in Paradise, so I am slowing down on the recaps. Four hours of show in two days is a lot to recap. Last night, Dean basically told Christina he was dumping her for Danielle, aka D-Lo, because he is an idiot. They got […]
Since Matt left to avoid choosing between two ladies, they decided to postpone the rose ceremony and bring in at least one more guy. It’s Daniel, the moron from Canada. For reasons I cannot comprehend, Lacey really seems to like Daniel. But when she tells him only three girls are not paired up, he responds,”So […]