It seems they have stopped calling it the six month check-in after it got out that it wasn’t really six months later on previous seasons. Yep! They just admitted that this is only one week after decision day. ONE WEEK! How could anything have changed since then other than Shawniece getting pregnant? Even that probably […]
Married At First Sight: Decision Day
It’s decision day! I’ve been dying to get time to get to the TWO AND A HALF HOUR finale. Of course someone decided to spend me a spoiler right before I started recapping RHOBH. But, hopefully there will still be surprises. Jon and the Psychopath We start with three days until decision day. I should […]
Married At First Sight: The Eleventh Hour
Jephte & Shawniece These two seem like they are in a good place again. But the wind blowing could turn it to crap again at any moment. These two have an argument about whose car they are taking somewhere. Shawniece’s car needed gas and an oil change. So they took Jephte’s car. Why is this […]
Married At First Sight: Second Honeymoons Part 2
My DVR decided to only record thirty-three minutes of this show. I have no idea what happened. So I am going to have to recap watching On Demand and I won’t be able to pause the show. Jaclyn and Ryan Jaclyn seems to be happy with their road trip to NYC. They get along great […]
Married At First Sight: Second Honeymoons Part 1
It is a bit early for Second Honeymoons isn’t it? I think they usually do them the last week and we have two weeks before decision time. Ryan and Jaclyn These two are a mess. Ryan doesn’t want to be married. He wants a wife that will be there whenever he decides to come home. […]
Married At First Sight: Planning For The Future
Jephte & Shawniece When we left off with these two, Jephte had left the house in a hissy fit after receiving and exercise that required them to swap phones for an hour. It looked like he called someone to come pick him up. But now we see him in his car calling his friend who […]
Married At First Sight: Communication
We’re just about halfwauy through the show and things are starting to get serious. The couples have been together for just over four weeks, but one of those weeks was on their honeymoon and they didn’t move in together right away. So we are at the point where you have been on a very long […]
Married At First Sight: One Month Anniversaries
We are halfway through the eight week process and the couples are all in different places along their marital paths as they celebrate their one month anniversaries. I spent twenty minutes thinking I had missed an episode because they showed all these previews in the front where most shows give a quick recap of the […]
Married At First Sight: Love Languages
My recording is only 58 minutes and this show is usually over an hour, so I guess I will miss the ending. Have they always showed Jaclyn taking off her ring at the decision ceremony. Shawniece & Jephte How many times is Shawniece going to say the word “giftcards” to justify spending money on lingerie? […]
Married At First Sight: In-Laws & Friends
When I start a new recap post, I go to pull tags from the previous post so I don’t have to retype everything. When I do that I see the comments and I just realized that y’all might not still be watching this with me. Let me know if you are still interested! I just […]
Married At First Sight: Move-Ins
Ryan & Jaclin Jaclin loves Ryan’s apartment that he shares with a roommate. Ryan wants to find a neutral place for them to start a life together. They both make around $60 -$70K a year. They both are wanting to build their savings. The first place they look at is ridiculously stupid. It is […]
Married At First Sight: Honeymoons Part 2
Jackie & Ryan Ryan doesn’t let Jackie get on the van first. Where is he from? I rarely touch a door in Atlanta without some gentleman opening or holding it for me. And I’m not even cute. How do you grow up not knowing to get your wife into the vehicle before you jump on? […]
Married At First Sight: Honeymoons Part 1
Jaclyn & Ryan Ryan takes Jaclyn to swim with dolphins. She is thrilled by this date. Ryan is a jerk toward Jaclyn when she wants to play a guessing game in the sand. We are finally seeing Ryan after the excitement of getting married is starting to wear off. The therapists have sent questions or […]
Married At First Sight: The Newlyweds
Molly & Jon Jon and Molly seem equally pleased with the matchmakers at this point. Both of these two like to travel solo. We will have to see how well they travel together on their honeymoon. Jon sleeps naked. I get the feeling they consummated their marriage. Jon has apparently packed a ball gag and […]
Married At First Sight: Weddings
Jaclyn & Ryan We start this episode with Jaclyn having cold feet and panic attacks trying to get herself down the aisle. It’s very high drama. But once she takes the leap of faith, they both seem to have an instant attraction. Their families seem very pleased and supportive. They give their vows as genuinely […]
Married At First Sight: Wedding Prep
Jaclyn and Ryan Ryan is a firefighter. Jaclyn’s last boyfriend died while they were together. She is 29 and is in sales. Ryan is sort of a goofball. He reminds me of that one kid, wasn’t he a fireman from Boston too? I think that couple stayed together. He was really into his bachelor party. […]