It’s time for a legal update post. Half of Bravo it seems has some sort of legal situation going on. Gina Kirschenheiter The last time we discussed Gina from RHOOC, she had been arrested for a DUI. Actually, that was part of a trifecta of moving violations for her. Then, things seemed to improve with […]
Andy Cohen’s Thoughts on RHONJ And Criminal Behavior
This is old news that I just discovered going through my draft folder It is, if I recall correctly some quotes from an Ask Andy episode where Andy was asked about something Jim Marchese was mouthing off about. I started to post on Halloween and apparently got distracted by candy or something. I just thought […]
The Real Househusbands of New Jersey: The Bobby and Jim Drama Never Ends..
Bobby Ciasulli has done an HOUR LONG, interview with some dude (mostly he is just talking) about how they all got to be on RHONJ. Mostly, Bobby admits he didn’t even KNOW Nicole before RHONJ. Bobby is talking out of his ass a little bit. None of the guys, have a contract with Bravo. The […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Shit We Didn’t See Part Three Thousand
Dear RHONJ, Please lay down. You are dead. It’s over. Fine! Arrivederci! Love Tamara Tattles. Fine. I will pay attention to you ONE MORE TIME. But this is out last breakup conversation. Do you hear me? No more. I’m changing my number. At least there is a psychic. I always like a psychic. Unlike you […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 3
I am so ready for this to be done and hope like hell that the husbands aren’t on unless Jim is excluded. Andy Cohen did an AMA on Redditt today where he basically said Jim is an ass in person just like on Twitter. He also said no decisions have been made about the future of […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2 (Recap): A Whale-Sized Douche
Before we get going on tonight’s recap, I need to take a quick minute to acknowledge the utter hideousness of this set. It looks like something off Dynasty circa 1984. This is a NYC set? Also I hate all of the dresses. Every last one of them. Why are they allowing white? White on TV […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part One
Andy goes straight to Teresa Giudice and asks if she is doing any better and getting any sleep. She says no, she says that yesterday was Gabriella’s birthday so they had a party at a sports place and it was so sad because Milania said she wants to have her next party there and her […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Secrets Revealed
OMG I was bingewatching Bad Judge and time got away from me. Suddenly, I am 9 minutes late into RHONJ and it is NOT taping! I tuned in just in time to hear Amber telling Dina about “Alana” the hooker side of her? WTF? I feel like I missed so much in nine minutes! Did […]
Dina Manzo Says She Will Not Return to Real Housewives of New Jersey
It’s time for Bravo to send out pick up letters to the RHONJ (or thank them for their participation and bid them adieu) and when it comes to Dina Manzo, she says she has no intention of accepting a new contract. Dina posted last night on twitter she has no desire to return to the […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Judgment Day
And just like that, RHONJ comes to an abrupt stop after only 12 episodes. This of course means that everyone gets about half the check for a normal season. What remains to be seen is whether or not Teresa and Joe will film a few more post sentencing episodes to scrap together a few more […]
WWHL With Jim and Amber Marchese
I’m going to take one for the team and recap this episode. I am warning you in advance I may tag out before the entire excruciating 30 minutes are over if Andy let’s this be an entire show of talking about THE CANCER. I find it odd that Andy has not tweeted a picture with […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: #SorryNotSorry
We are starting with a fake scene filmed in June. This time Kathy and Jacqueline will not be eating salad, or lunch, no dear readers, this time we get to watch them eat…..wait for it….Kathy’s cannoli! Because watching Jac, who did not film the entire season eat random food items is still more interesting than […]
Watch What Happens Live Listings Look Good! Plus Giudice Rumors
Andy Cohen’s guest list for WWHL look good for the next couple of weeks. Carol Burnett on WWHL? Seriously? I’ll watch that. I also like Minnie Driver. I worried about Gretchen and Slade being booked though. Gretchen keeps turning up at RHOBH filming locations lately. What’s up with that? I can’t believe he only got […]
Dina Manzo and Amber Marchese Blog War. Winner? Manzo!
I started this blog thinking that only Dina had a new post up. But Amber snuck one in that was either late from last week or early for this one. I guess she might be trying to avoid the part where she is sitting on the curb crying. Anyway, there is a lot to catch […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Jim, Please Pack Your Knives and Go
It’s time to tune in to RHONJ and find out how long Jim Marchese lasts in Florida before (hopefully) being thrown out in his pointy little head. We’re back in Florida and everyone is drunk. Bobby confronts Jim over the rumor he is putting out that Bobby has another girlfriend. Jim says he say pictures […]
Teresa and Joe Interviewed for WWHL and Will Appear on Reunion Filming Sunday
Oh Bravo, You Never Fail to Disappoint. Our favorite misogynist, Andy Cohen will deign to venture to New Jersey tomorrow to film the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion. It is one of the most stressful days in the life of a RHO of Anywhere, so why not film it 72 hours after Teresa gets […]
WWHL With Rita Wilson And Jacqueline Laurita
I’m irritated as hell by that episode of RHONJ. I feel like I almost have to defend Jim Marchese. Sure he was being a little bitch but he sent Bobby into the bathroom to hide for the whole episode? I may not say much about this episode. But I wanted to give you guys a place […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap Gators and Pussy Boys
Last week’s RHONJ episode was one of my favorites. I loved the girls in Florida. Everything was light up until the last few minutes. Today? The shit hits the fan. The girls go to the alligator farm and Dina falls in love with a tailless alligator because she is obsessed with defective animals. The girls […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Time For the Fake Jacqueline Scenes
If you recall, when reports of Jacqueline Laurita returning to RHONJ came out, I told you guys it absolutely didn’t happen on August 8th. My source explained that filming had long been completed and the stories were false. Then a month later, there she was on the Bravo Site previews and I was gob smacked […]
Why is TeRESA Mad at Teresa and Amber?
I really don’t understand the RHONJ Bravo Blogs this week. The twins seem to be mad a Teresa and Amber. This seems off to me. They didn’t ask Victoria Gotti to tell them the crazy rumor about Rino and his mother- in-law. I had trouble understanding Nicole’s blog at all. I’m posting an excerpt from […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: There Will Be Bloodwork
I’m not sure I can handle Jacqueline exploiting her kid and Amber’s cancer storyline ramping up all in one episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. UGH. We start with the Giudice family waking up in the house that fraud built. Teresa is trying to keep things as normal as possible right up until […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Guilt Trip
February 28th, Four Days Before the Plea Deal Of course we begin with a scene with Teresa, mother of the year, cooking with her adorable kids while wearing an apron that says please don’t send the mother of these adorable children off to college! Well, minus the apron part. Even Audrina is in on the […]
Jim Marchese on AfterBuzz: So Much Delusional Thinking!
Jim is very unhappy with how production is portraying him. Jim keeps saying he is the villain this year. As if he is going to have more years. Jim says that Bobby told them three hours before the party everything was fine and there would not be any drama. He says that production cut out […]
Amber Marchese is Crazy.
I know all of you are dying for a place to talk about Jim Marchese’s bizarre twitter behavior because you all send me links! It’s just crazy. To me the interesting part is that so many well know twitter lunatics are there chatting with him like everything is perfectly normal. It’s insanity overload for me, […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Roses Are Red, Dina is Blue
With little to no explanation, Amber arrives at Melissa’s house with chicken soup of assorted food. Lots of hugs. Melissa’s aunt has died and Joe is very busy with work so she is struggling. Amber was very sweet. She did have to point out that she had cancer just like Melissa’s mom. How long will […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Fambily Business
Well this has certainly been a long dramatic week. So much turmoil in the world, in the US, and on the Internet. Let’s hope that this episode of RHONJ will be a little big less emotional. Can I just throw this out there about Amber’s hair before we get started? If she had chemo and […]
Why Can’t Anyone See That Amber Is Clearly The Victim ?
Amber’s RHONJ blog is up and she has shifted her attitude from anger to victim. She’s turning into the RHONJ version of Tamra Barney. That’s quite the feat this early in her first (and probably last) season. Her blog was super long and repetitive. She and Jim both attempt to use words they really don’t […]
RHONJ Recap: Chicken Shits and Nightingale Droppings
We’ll we are back to the shit stirring house husbands of New Jersey. Jim has announced that he has passed the bar (hmm I wonder what state that was in, I can’t seem to find any record of it) but that the is not an attorney. Then in the next breath he is screaming […]
Amber is Very Angry With Melissa and The Twins
UPDATE2: Jim has his own account now. He is sharing about himself. His hobbies appear to be suing people, and sport fucking. Probably in that order. I don’t see him as particularly skillful in either activity. HER IS THE LINK TO HIS TWITTER PAGE. UPDATE: Jim has taken time out from suing people and his […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Blog Roundup: It’s All About Amber and Jim.
I started this blog by reading Dina’s blog. It’s literally a philosophical discussion on “intention.” It reads as an advice column or perhaps a morning meditation. It’s weird and irrelevant. Everyone’s blog is about Amber and/or Jim. Before I even read the rest of them, I should point out that Amber had some sort of […]
Amber Marchese’s Husband Has a Shady Past…
I was working on a quick RHONJ blog round-up, that I will still publish, but I suddenly realized that I needed a whole post just for Amber. I’ve received a some information over the past few days that I was not sure I was going to use, and if I was how I was going […]