I am so not ready for this recap. How is it 9 pm already? My spam blocker has lost its ever loving mind ever since the new “update” and isn’t blocking a thing and gmail is somehow having the same issue. Essentially my spam folder has become my inbox. So if I haven’t responded to […]
Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part One: A Baby, A Pothead, And Some Marital Problems
I know what you are thinking, Shahs was not full of too much drama this season really. It was the usual mostly fake over the top stuff. So you probably aren’t expecting a very exciting reunion. But I am. Shahs reunions have always been a bit different. Instead of rehashing the season we end up […]
Shahs of Sunset: A Very MJ Wedding
I am so in the mood for this tonight. I need a happy, funny wedding. Shonda Rimes is trying to kill me with Grey’s Anatomy lately. Give me a nice happy wedding Mercedeh! I love that Tommy had everyone wear Jordans instead of dress shoes to throw a little New York City vibe into this […]
Shahs Of Sunset: Bless This Mess
Every week when I hear the theme song for this show, I’m shocked that it has gone on this long. Shrug, I guess we should expect this from the Misogyny Channel. It’s two days before the wedding and Tommy and MJ are off to see a therapist. Someone needs to tell Tommy that he is […]
Shahs of Sunset: Vida Knows Best
For some reason I have four copies of this episode on my DVR. I’m not really going to acknowledge this fake prenup storyline other than to say I’ve really had enough of this. Tommy is not stupid. I am interested in Destiney’s “my father might be a spy or a criminal or in the mafia” […]
Shahs of Sunset: The Prenup Hiccup
I am a bit late getting started because I posted some political stuff on Twitter which pisses everyone off, but I don’t care. I have to do what I think is right for my state and that means campaigning for my candidates. Y’all are free to vote for whoever you want to vote for. As […]
Shahs of Sunset: Sex, Lies, and iPhone Videos
Apparently, last season’s random episode with behind the scenes pop-ups from the trip to Turkey was to give production more time to work on the two part reunion. From my standpoint it just sort of made me lose my place. And I liked the episode last week, and the series. But I’m really just not […]
MJ Is Pregnant! (Exclusive…Actually Accurate… Details!) Plus Shahs Of Sunset: Passport Edition!
First of all, A bit of EXCLUSIVE TEA about last night rumors saying that MJ announced her pregnancy on the reunion that was filmed yesterday. As we know, MJ and Tommy have been going through IVF and she recently found out she is pregnant! What great news! I sent her congratulations last night and I […]
Shahs Of Sunset: Clash of The Persians
I suppose I should try to get caught up on recaps. It has been an emotionally exhausting few days, but I need to try to get back to work. So let’s see how MJ’s bridal shower, or as she calls it her “bridal bath.” went off in Vegas. Before the show even starts I am […]
Shahs of Sunset: It’s Passover, Let Your Girlfriend Go!
We start with MJ’s wedding planning. She promises not to be a bridezilla. As long as everyone goes exactly how she wants to. She wants to incorporate a lot of Iranian customs into her wedding. Vida says explaining them all during the wedding will be boring. It’s old-fashioned. MJ is going to do all the […]
Shahs of Sunset: Emeralds Aren’t Forever
Golnesa gets her engagement ring appraised and we are being led to believe it is work $165,000. I highly doubt that. If it were the proper reaction would be SELL IT! GG says fine she is keeping it. #eyeroll Tommy and MJ see a therapist to help navigate their communication issues. MJ starts by saying […]
Shahs Of Sunset: Bridal Bath Wrath
Mercedeh is knee-deep in wedding plans and grieving the death of her father. She’s not sure who, if anyone is going to walk her down the aisle. Not to be inconsiderate but there was no way her dad was ever going to walk her down the aisle so I am not sure why this wasn’t […]
Shahs Of Sunset: Javid Shah: Long Live The King
I have to tell you guys I am really close to Mercedeh. At least in my head. We’ve communicated off and on since before season one. That link will link you to my interviews (and some by other people I did six years ago) So this will be a hard episode to watch. Mike is heartbroken. […]
Shahs of Sunset: A Date With Destiney
It looks like BB20 is going to block feeds until BBAD, the fuckers. So I’m going to recap this hot mess of a scripted show while I wait. We start with Mercedeh going to visit Reza on his job site where he is completely redoing a 1940s house right down to the studs kind of […]
Shahs: It’s My Party And I’ll Make You Cry If I Want Too
Nema and Mona must know someone in production because we are starting an episode with the newbie siblings waking up after their wild night in Big Bear. At least they are in separate beds. Nema is “crushing hard” on GG. He might want to get to know her a bit before destroying his long term […]
Shahs Or Sunset: A Short Kiss Goodnight
We kick off the season with a ski trip to Big Bear for Reza, GG, Mike, Nema, Mona, Destiney, and MJ. It sounds like none of them actually know how to ski. It’s nice to start off with a potential for serious injury. They have a great big lodge in Big Bear and a private […]
Exclusive: Tamara Tattles Has The Tea On Shahs Of Sunset Season Seven
I this is an exclusive report sourced by Tamara Tattles, please be respectful of our work and quote with restraint and provide a direct link to this post is you wish to share on your site or message board. Thanks! ~The Tamara Tattles Team Shahs of Sunset is poised to return on a new night […]
Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part 2: Broken Friendships
Last night I was scouring Instagram for all sorts of research and I saw a post by GG promoting part two of the reunion. I was completely sure it must be an old post because it seems like this show ended a month ago. Is it me or was this the longest week ever? Anyway, […]
Shahs of Sunset: The Thread That Broke the Shahs’ Backs
Tonight is the season finale, and I get a strange feeling that it might be Asa’s last season. She clearly has grown weary of suffering these fools gladly. I hope she gets herself out of the gutter and takes that baby and spends her time raising him and running her successful businesses. She’s the only […]
Shahs Of Sunset: Sex (Tips) In The City
I don’t have much real time news on Golnesa and her marriage since last week; however, GG is in Sydney, Australia with Sherv at the moment doing several meet and greets and hosting a 30th birthday party for some Iranian chick in Sydney with enough money to fly them both to her party. Nice work […]
Shah’s of Sunset: The Shahs Take Manhattan
It’s that time again, boys and squirrels, after a long day of Sunday School and Worship services and trying to run over the stupid Methodists to get to the Red Lobster before there is a line, we finally are all nestled on the couch in the living room, laying on pillows on the floor, or […]
Shahs of Sunset: The Lying Game
I was just on GG’s Instagram kind of checking on her since she was getting a transfusion last I was there and had a few minor health issues to add to her load. Then I noticed a post from a couple of days ago that seemed to suggest that she and Shalom had reconciled. Maybe. […]
Shahs of Sunset: A Tale of Two Turkeys
I am kind of surprised that Bravo is airing this episode tonight since it is Emmys Night. I am glad they are thought because it’s been a slow news week for the most part and it gives me something to post about. I am taping the Emmys and will be starting an hour late on […]
Shahs of Sunset: The Art of Deflection
Views are way down on this site since Harvey and Irma showed up. I really hope that all of you are back home safe and sound very soon. Irma is coming to the ghetto tomorrow and will be causing a commotion Monday night and into the wee hours of Tuesday. Schools are closed for Monday […]
Shahs of Sunset: Hooray for Holy Land
It is really jarring to go from the offensive theme song for Shahs of Sunset that ends with “do me a favor lose the dress” to the cast praying at the Western Wall. Asa has a song called Tehrangeles that would have been way more appropriate for an 8 pm TV show. I thought they […]
Shahs of Sunset Reunion Recap Part Two: Too Little, Too Late?
We begin part two with a break so that MJ can stop crying about her crumbling friendship with Asa. Mercedeh is very offended that Asa thinks she is trash talking her business. Mike tries to tell Mercedeh that she will regret the things she said to Asa. MJ is not hearing it. She says she […]
Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part One: The Reza Show
I am totally confused about why the Shahs reunion is tonight. What are we missing for this to be on tonight? I slept an entire day away after staying up all night again. I really have to try to be awake during the day. I think I could sleep another ten hours right […]
Shahs of Sunset Finale: OMGG!
I’m so glad this season is over. I had never been as excited for a show as I was for Shahs when it first came out. Sadly, by season three the whole thing had become unbearable. These shows are always best when the cast is brand new. By season two they start all the fake […]
Shahs Of Sunset: Til Death (Or Vida) Do Us Part
It’s the penultimate episode of Shahs of Sunset, and I am ready for it to end, because I’ve had more than my fill of Reza Farahan and his attacks on GG this season. MJ is having a yard sale to make room for Tommy, but she is having a hard time parting with clothes. […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Mr. Shouhed’s Wild Ride
Reza I cannot believe that Reza’s mother would agree to be on this show. Does she watch her son on this show? How is she not humiliated? Will Reza call his mother a bitch at this lunch like he does every other human on earth that he interacts with? She seems like a really great […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: It’s Too Late to Apologize…
It’s time for another episode of Shahs of Sunset where constantly cheating on your wife is quickly accepted by the group and met with tons of comforting words and emotional support; however, a chronic debilitating disease by a group member is cause for ostracization and public ridicule. We start the morning after Asa, Golnesa and Shervin went […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Trouble In Paradise
We are back in Belize, where the Shahs Resort by Bravo is apparently super far inland. Who goes to Belize without going to the beach? Yes, San Ignacio is pretty much on the border of Guatemala. I am also appalled not just by Shervin’s aggressive behavior toward GG, but by the fact that none of […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Belize It or Not!
We begin tonight with the set up scenes for the trip to Belize. Reza is somehow making this his, trip. I get that production decides who is “planning the trip” because someone has to pretend to do it, but Reza isn’t playing along very well other than to use it as an excuse to get […]