Before I dive into the finale of Feud, I thought y’all might enjoy this quote about the show from Olivia De Havilland who is 100 years old and living in Paris. “I have received your email with its two questions,” De Havilland told the Hollywood Reporter in an email. “I would like to reply first […]
Feud Bette and Joan: Abandoned!
I was in shell shock from my tax bill last night and opted to have a drunken pity party rather than recap this show. I’m glad I waited because this is actually one of the more upbeat shows I cover and I’m totally in the mood for it today! “How can I sleep when my […]
Feud: Bette & Joan: Hagsploitation
I can totally see why more people (here at least) are watching Feud over American Crime. While both are actually pretty sad stories, Feud at least mixes in a lot of humor. Plus, Feud has Mamacita, and that alone makes it the winner. I am super happy to have this recap so that I can turn […]
Feud Bette & Joan: And The Winner Is…
Finally have a moment to recap Feud. There is so much on Sunday night’s I can’t possibly get through it all and there comes a time where trying to do one more recap would result in a recap even more incomprehensible and typo ridden than the ones you are accustomed to. As someone with no […]
Feud: Bette and Joan – Episode 4 “More or Less”
Because I have so many things to record on Sunday nights, I have to record Feud at a later time. Last night I must not have set it to record because it didn’t. I’m going to recap it from the On Demand option. This option doesn’t usually allow Pausing so I won’t have time to […]
Feud: Bette and Joan: Mommie Dearest
“It’s so easy, I’ll show you. You don’t inhale, that’s the whole point. Boys love it.” That’s the opening to this week’s episode of feud where BD is teaching Joan’s twins how to smoke. At least for the ten seconds it takes Joan to show up and put a stop to it. Joan’s maid, Mamacita […]
Feud: Joan and Bette “The Other Woman”
I am not recapping this show, especially after that depressing as fuck episode of RHOA that I just finished up. I did want to give you guys a place to discuss tonight’s episode for those who are watching. For those who are not, American Crime premiered tonight in this same timeslot on ABC and it […]
Feud: Bette and Joan
I am not sure if I will recap this or if someone else will or what but there has been a lot of talk about this show so I am going to watch the premiere and probably just make some comments. I really don’t feel like I am the best person for this job. I […]
American Horror Story: Hotel
Updated: To replace the video with a new one. Well this is causing so Freaktards to lose their damn minds! Lady Gaga posted the above video today announcing the theme for American Horror Story Season 5. Hotel? Wouldn’t Motel be a better choice? Are we going to go all Bates Motel? Isn’t there a current […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Season Finale “Curtain Call” (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers below Well Freaktards I’m sad to say that the Freak Show ends tonight. Though last week’s episode had a season finale feel to it, we still need to find out the fate of Elsa, Dandy, & the rest of the freaks. First, I will quickly recap episode 12 before I […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 12- “Show Stoppers” Precap
Warning: Spoilers & Spoiler pictures below By: Urethra Franklin Thank you Freaktards for all the well wishes & health tips you gave me last week. I’m feeling better, but I really need some sunshine. It’s been ELEVEN days without it, and NO I’m not in prison. It’s just a gloomy winter, and I need […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show “Magical Thinking” (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: SPOILER ALERT with the Mother of all spoilers too. Happy New Year Freaktards! I’m experiencing a holiday hangover after spending over two weeks with three generations of my big fat ethnic family. They have exhausted me, and I have been fighting the cold from hell. I’ve been sick for days now. […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 10 “Orphans” (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Tonight’s Freak Show is what fans have been eagerly waiting for, an episode with extra Pepper! It is the midseason finale before the holiday break that will connect Season 4 with Season 2 of the series. Besides the return of fan favorite Pepper (Naomi Grossman), Sister Mary Eunice also returns to AHS […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 9 Two Heads, Double The Fun (Recap)
By: Urethra Franklin Dandy visit’s Maggie at the Freak Show for a fortune reading because he’s having some bad luck with the ladies. She tells him that his voice is very familiar. Maybe if he calls her ‘tiny tits’ again that may jog her memory of almost being sawed in half by him in episode […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 9 “Tupperware Party Massacre” (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers below if you consider a pic of Dandy naked a spoiler. Originally several weeks ago it was reported that the title of AHS: Freak Show episode 9 was “The Fat Lady Sings.” Then the week that it was announced that Jimmy (Peter Evans) was performing a Nirvana song, it was […]
American Horror Story Freak Show Episode 8 Blood Bath & Beyond (Recap)
By: Urethra Franklin Gloria Mott is lying on Dr. Feinbloom’s couch, her therapist whose face we never see. She is anxiously smoking a cigarette while playing with her gold lighter. She tearfully vents that she won’t commit Dandy, and we see flashbacks about his childhood days & upbringing. She thinks of Dandy as foreigner because […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 8 “Blood Bath” (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers below, but I don’t name names. Welcome back Freaktards! Though it was only a one week break from AHS, it felt longer to me. That’s probably due to the fact that I didn’t recap episode 7, which is the first time I hadn’t recapped an episode for y’all since I […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 7, Test of Strength (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Warning Freaktards: MAJOR SPOILERS WOW tonight’s episode of American Horror Story: Freak Show is going to be good & bad with violence, music, sex, and heartbreaking DEATH! Really I should just STFU right now, but I need TT to loosen up my damn chain. #SorryNotSorry Last week Jimmy showed up at the Mott mansion determined […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 6 Recap Secret Lovers and Cuddle Buddies
By: Urethra Franklin Fate. Destiny. Luck… That is what the bullseye wheel represents. Elsa narrates that in life we make all sorts of choices, but none of it matters because we all are spinning on the bullseye wheel of life. She’s practicing her knife throwing skills while imagining her freaks are strapped to the wheel. […]
American Horror Story: FreakShow Precap Episode 6 “Bullseye”
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers that may or may not be true. Just sayin’. What does Gloria do for her psychotic man-child when he comes home bloodied after murdering a male prostitute? She gives him some new play toys, the Tattler twins, courtesy of Elsa. Jealously & delusional ambition drove Elsa to show up at […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 5 Recap Pink Cupcakes & Hookers
By: Urethra Franklin In a fantasy scene, The Morbidity Museum is hosting an elegant gala to unveil their newest exhibit of “Modern Mutations” provided by Stanley, or whatever his alias is in this scene. The curator removes the covering to reveal an aquarium with Paul the Illustrated Seal’s nude body inside with autopsy stitches. […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 5 “Pink Cupcakes” (Preview)
By Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoiler-ish like poisoned cupcakes. In last week’s episode there was a lot of character development & shocking moments. Dandy killed our favorite sassy maid Dora over his shit stained fruit of the looms, and we got some back story on several of the freaks. Maybe some of you shed a tear […]
American Horror Story Freak Show: Perverts, Freaks & Clowns Episode 4 Recap
By Urethra Franklin Late at night with creeping green smoke Edward Mordrake’s enslaved spirit drifts through the circus grounds visiting each freak. Legless Suzy tries to escape, but Mordrake grabs her hair and tosses her like a Weeble toy. She wobbles upright as he hovers over her “How did you come to be here? Tell […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Teaser Precap Episode 4, Killers & Kinky Leather
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoiler-ish so spank me. Last week Elsa Mars’ song summoned me to download “Gods and Monsters” as well as Mr. Hot Goth Mordrake & his 2nd evil face to the Freak Show. Luckily for Ethel she was “not the one”, and her life & soul was spared by Mordrake from being […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show
By: Urethra Franklin The American Morbidity Museum is jam packed with memorabilia & specimens of medical oddities of both humans & animals. If you pause & look at the close-ups shots of the exhibit you will notice the inspiration for the haunting AHS:FreakShow opening main title credits showcasing freaky skeletons & a wiggling Lobster Boy […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show
By: Urethra Franklin Hallo mein liebchen Freaktards! Every year AHS does a 2 part Halloween episode and tonight is part 1, and we will find out who the baddest witch in town is. Ooopsie wrong season. Actually we might find out who the baddest freak in town is, and that could possibly be Edward […]
WWHL Guest List Updates: GREAT NEWS FOR AHS: FREAKTARDS!
Here at TT we have a very special group of cool kids, affectionately called the freaktards that gather together here to discuss American Horror Story. Let’s just say they are going to be VERY pleased with the new additions to the WWHL guest line up. Check through to see why.
Urethra Franklin’s Brilliant Observations of American Horror Story Episode 2
Our AHS expert, UF is having a busy week. These recaps take him several hours to perfect and he just can’t fit it in this week. However, he didn’t want you guys not to have a place to talk and he wanted to share some of his observations so this week’s recap will be more […]
American Horror Story Freak Show Episode 2 Precap: Matinees and Massacres
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: This is blog is spoiler-ish, but not enough to spoil your freaky fun. Get ready freaktards because we are about to be thrilled & scared shitless again for another 90 minute episode tonight titled “Matinees and Massacres.” There are still many more freaks that we have to meet, and tonight we […]
American Horror Story Freak Show: Episode 1 Recap Monsters Among Us
By Urethra Franklin So far in the AHS series we lived in the Murder House, we escaped the Asylum, and then we protected the Coven. Now we are entering the Freak Show. The opening scene starts off with Dot Tattler’s face askew & off center to the far right of the screen as if hiding […]
Gather ‘Round Freaktards! American Horror Story: Freak Show Premieres Tonight!
By Urethra Franklin Last season you were the scurrdy cats at our very own Coven of witches here at TT, but now I want to affectionately call you freaktards. Just embrace it, and don’t be offended by the lack of political correctness. We’re supposed to have freaky fun while freaking out while watching American Horror […]
American Horror Story: Coven Finale Recap. Seven Wonders
By: Urethra Franklin The end for AHS:Coven begins with Stevie Nicks walking through magically opened doors of Miss Robichaux’s Academy, and she is singing “Seven Wonders”. For me it’s a 1987 music video flashback saturated in warm golden sepia tones that gives an almost Holy glow to Stevie and the Academy. She sounds great, but […]
American Horror Story: Coven Finale Preview ~Seven Wonders
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: SPOILERS below but nothing is as it seems on AHS Here we are for the AHS: Coven series finale with the anticipated rise & reveal of the new Supreme. Since this is the finale, there are not a lot of spoilers for me to use for a concise pre-cap. I pieced […]