If you think things have settled down in Orange County after the last nasty RHOOC Reunion, you’d be wrong. There’s a whole lot of bitching going on. A WHOLE LOT. Let’s start with Heather Dubrow. Today she made it official that she is out for next season in an announcement that Bravo posted at 3 […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County: Do You Know the Way To Santa Fe?
Are you ready for this vow renewal? Because I’m not. I’m already nauseous from over caffeinating myself to try to stay awake long enough to get on a decent sleep schedule. This episode may push me over my limit. There seem to be more scenes from the previous episodes than usual. I kept meaning […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Things Get A Bit Raw
I’m not sure I am ready for the housewives to return, but ready are not, here they come. Tonight we return to RHOOC. Tamra This new girl Kelly really seems to know how to play the game. She’s not clinging to Meghan to defend Meghan from all the backlash of her Nancy Drew act last […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Frenemies of The State
It’s time for a new episode of RHOOC. I think if there is one thing we can agree on, (unless you are one of my nice Canookian friends) is we hate Shannon. Therefore, it is important to overlook many of Vicki’s egregious flaws and Kelly’s racist rants, and root for these two. No? Well whatever. […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Boogie Fights
It’s time for another episode of RHOOC and my new laptop just finished updating to all sorts of things I have no idea how to use. So this may take a bit longer than usual. Like now, I am trying to do a search in my search box and all I get is a blue […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Frozen Assets
Is it me or are there too many Real Housewives shows airing at once? I need a break. At least I am not sick of this one yet, but it is only episode four. As the sun is setting on the beach, everyone heads inside to have some shots. Am I the only one […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Lies In The Air, Sand In My Hair
I’m late for this RHOOC recap because I just did a rather personal blog where I relived a bad experience. I realized I had never told anyone that story before. I feel like I am writing my fucking memoirs here lately. WTF with all my oversharing? Am I dying? Anyway, let’s check in with […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Just Two Whoop It Up Girls Who Lunch!
Time to take a look at last night’s Orange County. Let’s hope it is a little bit lighter than the mess we saw on Southern Charm last night. We left off with Vicki selecting Heather as the first stop on her apology tour. Vicki didn’t really practice enough for this conversation. She needed to walk […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: When the Ship Hits The Fan!
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County premiere and I am very excited to recap it, and also starting almost an hour late. It’s been a super busy day at Tamara Tattles, Media LLC today! Let’s get started! Tamra I just can’t help but applaud Tamra for her fitness obsession. She was starting […]
RHOOC Season 11 Preview & A RHOOC Production Party
Last night was a big celebration of ten years of the Real Housewives of Orange County and the media photos released today are very interesting. The event took place as popular club, Boulevard3 in LA and fourteen housewives were in attendance : Vicki Gunvalson, Heather Dubrow, Shannon Beador, Meghan King Edmonds and newest housewife Kelly Dodd; along […]
WWHL With Lauri Peterson, Jeana Keough and Lynne Curtain
It’s a trip down memory lane on WWHL tonight with Lauri Peterson, Jeana Keough and Lynne Curtain. I am not quite sure why we are doing this. All three ladies look great. They all seem to be sort of pro Tamra. I don’t remember who half of these old housewives are. They play the scene […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Suspicious Minds
It’s time to beat the dead horses some more on Real Housewives of Orange County. Does Brooks have cancer? When will Jim divorce his current model of wife? Is Meghan still a cunt? What’s going on with Shannon and Vicki? Oh, boy. I can hardly wait to rejoin this Aries party, already in progress. […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Fire Signs
Here we go again with Real Housewives of Orange County and the Brooks drama. I am so over this. Heather Meghan and Heather meet for dinner to talk about Haley throwing a huge party when all the parental units were out of town. While she should face consequences, when your mother has terminal cancer, I […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: A Storm is Coming
It’s time for more Real Housewives of Orange County! This season is starting to feel long to me. I hope we can have an upbeat episode. But I’m not optimistic. Meghan is an idiot who does not know how to cook boxed minute rice. Who buys that shit in the first place? I’m not even […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Sex, Lies and Leeches
It’s time to head back to Orange County and pick up where we left off with Vicki and Meghan having it out over Meghan’s insistence in participating in Brooks treatment plan while all the while insinuating he doesn’t really have cancer because of some fakeass psychic scene on a TV show. I already have […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Meghan Edmonds is A Horrible Excuse for a Human
I will probably regret recapping this. I deliberately skipped last week’s episode. I just can’t with all the fools that think Brooks is faking cancer. It’s just ridiculous. But I shall forge ahead tonight in the hopes that the comments will not require constant moderation. The word cancer sends post directly to moderation on this […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Girl Code
Wait! This episode is called Girl Code? Will they play Luann’s stupid song as background music? My sleep schedule seems to include a fit a narcolepsy that overlaps with prime time one way or another these days. So I am off to a late start tonight. We begin back in paradise where the party is […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Swimming With Sharks
I feel like it has been ten years since I watched this show. I had forgotten all about the wives trip to Tahiti! Tonight we are in for a skinny dip by Tamra, some voluntary swimming with the sharks, and some (well deserved) mean girl gossip about Meghan. Shall we? As soon as they play […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Discussion Thread
I spent the last three hours watching The Bachelorette finale with one eye and the Big Brother live feeds. Recapping RHOOC was not even on my radar. My reaction to this season of The Bachelorette is Canada is not as nice to us as I thought. The repeat is on now and I’m not sure […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Game Changer
I thought I would just start this recap with a picture of Meghan that we can all appreciate. This was her Halloween attire for her first Halloween party with her new husband. Someone commented that is was a great use of her wedding dress. I have started two “hate” threads in my 3-4 years of […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Has Added Two New Wives
I’m really not sure I am ready to even acknowledge RHOOC yet, but the time for filming is already here. Sadly, everyone is coming back. I was really hoping Tamra Judge would not be back. I am also over Heather DuBrow. I am glad Vicki Gunvalson, Shannon Beador, and Lizzie Rovsek will return. The Orange County […]