The last twelve hours or so have been pure hell. Something happened with the Internet as I was typing my RHOA recap and pictures would not upload and things were disappearing and going wonky and it took over two hours to get the recap together and then the Internet connection disappeared entirely. This morning […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey 2016 Reunion Part 1
Due to all sort of technical issues RHOA took two hours to recap tonight so I am going to make this short and sweet if at all possible. I can’t believe these idiots have anything new to argue about. Andy starts off saying this season they brought in two new housewives, brought a veteran […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: And Then There Were Four
We start tonight with everyone headed to the final all cast fashion show. Dolores is not among the group of women pissed off at Jacqueline. Jacqueline feels like Dolores set her up to make it look like she didn’t go to her ladies night at the event. It seems that the event that started […]
The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Namastay Away From Me!
Today is Teresa and Joe’s 17th wedding anniversary and Teresa’s Instagram has at least two arrangements “sent by Joe” amongst the photo of her mother in a fur and a gold watch and Gabriella’s 12th birthday party. But on this episode, Melissa and Joe stop by the house that crime built with tons of Chinese […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Joe Goes To Fat Camp
It’s four days before we ship Joe off to fat camp never to be seen again, and he and Teresa are taking the girls to a bakery to make their own cupcakes. Why? I’m sure Milania could teach Teresa how to make cupcakes at home in their own kitchen. Teresa lies her usual lies […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Picking Sides
Today I was sent a bunch of court documents regarding Dolores’s husband Frank. I’m too groggy to read it all but apparently he was in some trouble as a real estate lawyer. And some previous criminal charges that had no jail time involved. I am going to speed through this recap because I want to […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Other C Word
This is the RHONJ episode is where things all go insane in Vermont. This is when the incident where Robyn and Christina lose their housewife position. I think it was technically Robyn’s housewife slot at the time. Things with Robyn get so “violent,” at least it was reported that way, that the lesbian couple […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Rage On My Ass!
Tonight on RHONJ we actually get to the Vermont trip. We probably won’t get to the part that gets Robyn kicked off the show, and losing her housewife spot tonight. I imagine this trip will be strung out for three episodes. Because everyone was talking about it right after it happened. It’s a couples trip, but […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Cutting The Cancer Out
Siggy and Jacqueline meet with Rosie to recap the last episode. Short version, Siggy’s son got his driver’s license (and a new SUV) and Rosie says she was hoping to work things out with Teresa but she doesn’t seem receptive. I am sick of Siggy acting like she knows what she is talking about […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Driving Miss Siggy
It’s time to check in the Felons By Bravo and their mob connections. I love how the dude that is going mental outside of Teresa’s book signing party has the random felon graphic under his name. Where ‘s Joe’s felon graphic? Or Teresa’s? Why only give the graphic to this particular felon? Why not […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: All Bets Are Off
After a long, long, long, day of blogging, I am going to pray that this last recap of the night is not as hard as RHOOC was, that episode was just terrifying. I am so glad Vicki and Tamra and everyone else is okay. I have to say I’m a bit shaken just watching all […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Namaste Bitches!
Tonight on Real Housewives of New Jersey, the girls go on a trip to a spa to celebrate Teresa’s first weekend without an ankle monitor. And I suppose we will hear several versions of the big fight between Jac and Teresa. We start with the annoying packing scenes. It drives me bonkers to see how […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Swimming With The Gefilte Fishes
I literally had to force myself to wake up from my coma for this episode of RHONJ. I’m pretty sure it is not going to be worth missing any sleep over, but maybe they will surprised me. Dolores is renovating her house. Wait, no she isn’t Frank her ex husband has completely taken over the […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: If You Can’t Stand The Heat, Get Out Of My Kitchen!
It’s time to head back to New Jersey to hang out with our favorite Felons By Bravo. Frankly, we are off to a dull season. Sure Jac is going to stir the pot tonight, but I’m really not interested in anyone else’s storyline yet. I need Dolores and Siggy to deliver, because it doesn’t seem like […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: A Life to Envy
It’s time for another episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey. I’m not really sure what I would like to see on this show. I am not interested in Jacqueline at all. I am already tired of the “Joe doesn’t want Melissa to work” fake storyline. I was trying think of what would make me […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Can A Leopard Change Her Spots?
It’s time for more of The Glamorous Life of Crime starring Teresa Giudice and friends. We start with the perils of having kid that can’t walk to the end of the driveway. Should I insert my stories of walking miles to the bus stop uphill in both directions through mounds of snow here? Teresa clearly […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: A Very Hairy Christmas
I need another day in this weekend! I have been in a weird headspace and my body just feels like it is slogging through mud in order to do anything at all. So this I going to be a slow recap night. It took me three days to get the latest RHOA tea […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Jingle Bells & Prison Cells
Well the time has finally come for the return of the recently released Felon by Bravo to make her joyous return to the ginormous house built from fraudulent funds. To Teresa it all seems like a bad dream, something horrible that happened to her through no fault of her own. We begin with the car […]
Happy Real Housewives of New Jersey Premiere Day!
So it looks like we won’t see the dramatic heart wrenching reunion of Teresa with the family union the third or so episode to give her time to decompress from federal prison. It will be the Melissa and Joe Gorga show for a bit. And I don’t have a problem with that. But what I […]
The RHONJ Trailer Is Out
Sorry, I have too much going on today to try to explain the RHONJ trailer with interpretive dance and sign language. I can’t grasp why Bravo guards AN ADVERTISEMENT for their show like gold and doesn’t make it embeddable for all. So I will do a bit of purple pen on the press release and […]
Jacqueline Laurita Bails on Season Finale Filming
Last night, the RHONJ finale was filmed a Macauso’s catering hall in Hawthorne, NJ. The pretense of the gathering, where the women are supposed to attempt to resolve all of the storylines was …… wait for it! …… a fashion show. But it was not a Posche fashion show a the Brownstone. This year, […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Take Season 7 Trip to Stowe Vermont
The Real Housewives of New Jersey have been filming since even before Teresa Giudice was sprung from prison. Last week a few of them went on the group trip. Teresa was joined by Melissa Gorga and Joe Gorga and Robyn Levy and her wife Christina Flores. What is NOT clear is whether or not Juicy Joe […]
The Five Worst Reality Parents
Bad parenting is sort of expected on reality TV shows. I mean how concerned can you be about your children if you are constantly looking around for your best angle for a selfie? While I am still a bit under the weather and sleeping erratically, I appreciate those of you who are reading and commenting […]
Teresa Giudice Greets Her Fans From Jail! And I Spill RHONJ Tea
I suppose this is as good a time as any to tell you what I know about RHONJ and the upcoming season. Everything is on hold for now. It looks like the twins and the other bitch are hoping to be asked back but that is unlikely. Manzo’d With Children is still filming for […]