I posted a late night update on the latest drama by Jenelle as she and David head to the Teen Mom Reunion earlier. If you missed that, check it out here. I wanted to know what the episode after she displayed even more gross parental negligence and abuse than usual would entail so I am […]
Teen Mom 2: Double Episode Catch Up
I haven’t been able to record Teen Mom 2 lately due to scheduling problems. I thought I would do a quick recap to catch up. The first episode I missed is finally on Demand, so I’ll hit the highlights of that before recapping the second one that did record. Leah Leah has is in Greenville, […]
Teen Mom 2: Winter In Summer
I feel like I have missed another episode of this show. At least last night they put up a late night rerun so I can get caught up. Briana We start with Briana looking quite unwell. He sister Brittany has decided to get her snack on with a bag of gummy bears rather than lift […]
Teen Mom 2: Swiping And Griping
I wasn’t able to record the episode before this one because the ratings for this show are so bad that MTV would rather run very old episodes of Catfish rather than give this show a midnight or one am replay. I went On Demand and the previous episode is missing from there as well. I […]
Teen Mom 2: Playing Family Picnic
Kail It seems like Kail suddenly thinks Javi is just great when she realizes that putting a PFA on him will cause her to lose her free babysitter. This will last until Javi files for child support from Kail. Kail is painting a bedroom. Presumably for the nursery. Doesn’t she know that pregnant women should […]
Teen Mom 2: On The Hunt
I’m behind on some of the less read recaps this week because there were multiple technical issues on the site that needed my attention. The bottom line is, I’m going to need my own private server. Which is good news, because that means the site is doing very well, but it’s also expensive and scary […]
Teen Mom 2: MotherDucker
Kailyn Somehow, Janelle of all people found out that Kailyn was pregnant and decided to tweet Kailyn congratulations. Jenelle said she heard it from the crew, which makes sense, but Kailyn doesn’t believe that. I’m sure she will blame Javi for this. Kailyn writes a blog announcing her pregnancy and talking about how people went […]
Teen Mom 2: Unfinished Sentences
Jennelle Jenelle, the current sperm donor and their brood have moved into the new house. Sort of. When Jenelle goes to pick up David’s daughter with the donut, David calls and Kaiser throws a wingdinger because he didn’t get to talk to David. He’s clearly very attached to him which it going to make the […]
Teen Mom 2 Lips Don’t Lie
Jenelle So correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Jenelle just have a baby? And she immediately parcels out all of the kids to go on a romantic trip to the mountains with Baby Daddy 3? I’m already irritated and we are like thirty seconds in to the episode. At least we get to see […]
Teen Mom 2: Tough Proposals
Jenelle This pregnant couple is basically homeless at this point. They are staying at a temporary rental that is fully furnished until their new house is finished. The old place allegedly had mold. I suspect production is putting them up in the interim. The baby will be coming before the new house is ready. Excellent […]
Teen Mom 2: Going Down That Route
Briana Y’all must not have watched Briana’s season because last week you could not have cared less about her. But I found her family quite interesting in that season. Briana seemed like the smartest one in her family. This week Briana finds out that the father of her baby, Lou is cheating on her and […]
Teen Mom 2 Is Back!
I was watching this thinking “I can’t wait for Becky J’s recap!” Then I realized this is another series and she hasn’t signed up for it. So rather than do a real recap I just want to give up a place to talk about it. Chelsea is still happy as a clam with her man […]
Teen Mom 2: Ready or Not! Cherries and Flowers!
I’m back to get us caught up on the last two episodes of Teen Mom before the finale. Daintyfeets had some personal matters arise she needed to attend to. I swear, 2017 is not being any kinder to folks than 2016. Sending out positive thoughts to all dealing with drama. So I am back to […]
Teen Mom 2: Low Blows
By DaintyFeets Chelsea’s segment starts us off this week. We get it, Chelsea is cute; Cole is cute; Aubree really is cute. However, I can barely stand listening to these two “adults” talk baby talk. I would say they do it out of excitement for the new baby and what they are experiencing now, but […]
Teen Mom: I Don’t Wanna Talk About It
The weather in the ATL was super dreary today. I’m not sure I can keep myself awake long enough to recap RHOBH tonight. Hopefully, I will get a second wind, but I am really worn out from yesterday. I’m just mentally exhausted. Jenelle It seems as though Jenelle is going on another vacation. This time […]
Teen Mom: Last To Know
I’m two episodes behind, once again but I just wanted to chat with you briefly about Teen Mom. It looks like I might have missed an episode or I opened these in the wrong order. I have to tape reruns at odd hours. It looks like a missed an episode with a big fight between Javi […]
Teen Mom 2: Privacy Please
With everything going on in the world these days, Teem Mom 2 seems like a happy show. How odd is that? I basically like seeing the donut. And I want to see Javi and Isaac. In real time Teen Mom news, Chelsea had a baby boy, and Jenelle had a baby girl just one […]
Teen Mom 2: A New Arrival & And A Planned Departure
Once again I am two episodes behind on Teen Mom 2. I really need a break from the news, so I am going to get caught up on my usual “day off.” I’m going to at least hit the highlights, and then hopefully my On Demand will be fully restored after not one but two […]
Teen Mom: Two Episode Catch Up
Teen Mom airs again tonight, and there is way too much on for me to ever watch this show on time. Tonight we have two hours of Vanderpump Rules, Two hours of The Bachelor and two hours of Celebrity Apprentice. I hate how everything comes on the same night. Much like Dances Moms, I can’t seem […]
The Internet Is Wondering: Is Janelle Evans Pregnant AGAIN?
Okay, here’s the situation. Janelle does a lot of stupid things on the Internet. And I was sent a photo where people are speculating that she is pregnant. I didn’t want to post the photo or make the whole Pregnant or Fat question. Because, fat shaming. And she is certainly not fat in the photo […]
Teen Mom 2 FInale Recap: Part One and Part Two
Leah It seems like Jeremy has moved to Ohio with his girlfriend Brooke and there is not a whole lot of visitation happening. Leah says that Jeremy says that he got fired from his job for asking for time off to come to the reunion filming. And yet, he still did not come. None of […]
Teen Mom Finale Recap: Gone Fishing
I really do not want to be recapping anything on this incredibly heartbreaking day. However, I really need to take a break from CNN and I think just watching something right now would let my mind drift back to the horrible news. I’m hoping I can focus on the recap and get an hour of […]
Teen Mom 2 : Four Hospitals And a Pig’s Birthday Party
Chelsea If you are thinking about getting a pig, because, why not? Please note that the cute little piglet has turned into a giant, ugly fartsack of a pig in one year. The pig has a birthday party and they give him fruit and whipped cream. This is a bad idea. I’ll leave it at […]
Teen Mom 2 Catch Up Recaps! David Really Is Janelle’s Worst Boyfriend Ever
You know what I really want to do on this long weekend? Recap Teen Mom 2! No really. The past couple of weeks I’ve been super busy working on boring tech stuff with the site and it has caused me to let some of the lesser viewed recaps fall by the wayside. I have two […]
Teen Mom 2 Recap: Courtroom Dramas All Around
Where have all my Teen Mom watchers gone? I know you are reading, it’s okay to come out of the closet and chat with us too! Let’s check out this week’s drama! Chelsea Chelsea and Cole are going to look at a wedding location. Chelsea’s mom comes to pick up Aubree because the location is […]
Teen Mom 2 Recap: Man of the House
Chelsea Chelsea is excited about getting married. She is also anticipating a child support hearing. She has only gotten $150 a month in support for the last six years. Adam has dogs now. Just what he needs more lives to be irresponsible with. Adam says he is paying double for Aubree because in addition to […]
Teen Mom 2 Recap: Hindsight Is Just Reliving The Nightmare
When I have to record Teen Mom as a rerun in the wee hours of the morning the shows don’t always start on time. This is one of those times. So I will probably miss some of the ending drama tonight. Chelsea Chelsea and Cole are in Puerto Rico while Aubree stays with her […]
Teen Mom 2 Recap: No Access
Kailyn We just had a birthday party for Lincoln, on the last episode of Teen Mom and now we are having one for Isaac. Kail and Javi seem fine at the party, I’ve seen the previews so I know something is coming. Kail is super emotion about the birthdays though. Later Kailyn has a miscarriage […]
Team Mom 2 Recap: Iced Out
For some unknown reason a new episode of Teen Mom aired last night at 6:30 p.m. I almost told the DVR not to record it thinking at such and odd hour it must be some sort of social media version. But it looks like a real episode that will repeat tonight at nine before […]
Teen Mom 2 Recap : Breaking Apart
CHELSEA How Chelsea manages to care for an entire menagerie of animals, and her daughter, and her job and filming and deal with Adam and the court situation is nothing short of miraculous. This week it seems her giant dog has had puppies! Adam posted an inappropriate photo of Aubree the day before they […]
Teen Mom 2 Recap: “In The Dark”
Chelsea I love Chelsea and Cole and Aubree. They go to a pumpkin patch and I just want to be there. Cole is cute as a button. This crew get along so well. Later, Chelsea and Cole read a bedtime story to Aubree. Chelsea meets with one of her girlfriends who is getting married. Adam […]
Teen Mom 2 Season Premiere: This is Just TRAGIC
This is not really a recap. Teen Mom is one of those shows I just watch in a shroud of shame alone at 12:32 in the morning while drinking and thinking I should be in bed. Okay, it became a recap. Because, TRAINWRECK. Kailyn Kailyn used to be my favorite. She seems to have a pretty […]
Teen Mom Jenelle Evans Arrested (Again) For Assault
I don’t generally post about Teen Mom. Reality Tea is my go to source for all things Teen Mom when I have the chance. I’ve been either too busy or too apathetic to stay caught up on these chicks lately so I didn’t even know that the engagement we was between Janelle and that Nathan […]