Alex Perry is a twat waffle. The show hasn’t even started but Banjo and I just did our 15 minute walk for the day and I was thinking that Micheal needs to replace him for the next reunion. We need to start some sort of petition in Australia. Also, now that I see Pettifleur’s […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Reunion Recap
It’s time for the much anticipated Real Housewives of Melbourne Reunion. I love when they show everyone arriving and getting into make-up. Lydia has gorgeous hair. Alex Perry is such a douchebag. Why doesn’t someone tell him that sunglasses are not hair pieces. I really appreciate that this group of ladies don’t make me […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Bye, Bye Bitches!
Well, I think this was the finale. First of all, no one is watching this show in the US. No. One. They broke half a million viewers on the premeire episode of the season, and it’s been down hill since. Their lowest week was 312,000 viewers! Part of the problem is that Bravo won’t run […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne With Kathy Lee and Hoda
Sorry for the delay in the recap. I’m taking the weekend off to enjoy the four day nonstop marathon of Mad Men. I’m only like six hours behind. Don’t spoil me, bro. In the meantime you can chat about Melbourne here. On that show you can spoil me.
Real Housewives of Melbourne Double Recap
I am going to do a quick catchup on Real Housewives of Melbourne. This will be a double recap. For the window lickers who are a tad slow that means I will be recapping TWO episodes as if it were just one two hour show. I really need to do this fast so I can […]
Would You Like Some Real Housewives of Melbourne Tea?
I have been sitting on some Real Housewives of Melbourne tea that I was sent a couple days ago because I though I would include it in a recap. Now that I have been so busy with other stories that I have fallen behind, and will do a DOUBLE recap either today or tomorrow, I […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: The Thrilla in Manilla?
I was so riveted by Grey’s Anatomy (YOU MUST WATCH THAT EPISODE IF YOU HAVE NOT), Scandal and American Crime that I could not tear myself away to recap this. Please do not spoil those shows in comments for those who haven’t seen them yet. We are back in the Philippines. Gina is still shouting […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Manila Bound
I don’t think I ever got around to watching last week’s Real Housewives of Melbourne! Ooops. Manila’s department of Tourism must have a big budget as this is the second Real Housewives franchise to be flown in to increase interest in Manila tourism. They are having a huge Tourism campaign in 2015 to try […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: It’s Tee Time!
I was taking my purple pen to Brandi’s LONGASS Bravo blog and completely forgot that I have a Thursday night recap now. So let’s tune in to see what the Real Housewives of Melbourne are up to this week! Gina Janet goes to meet Gina for coffee. Janet looks really good! Lover the hair and […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: A Non Heroin Chic Fashion Parade…
Chyka Lydia meets Chyka for lunch. I assume they are going to rehash last week’s episode. Lydia is headed to Florence and it seems Arena is not going to take us with her. Lydia seems to want us to know she is way too young to have a kid getting married. Chyka tells Lydia that […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Murder Mystery Party
Well, fuck. I was just watching last night’s idol and doing a bit of hormonal singing and crying. VOTE FOR QUENTIN! We have 3 great black guys in the top 12 and the black guy vote is being split and Quentin is on the bubble. I loves me some Quentin! And also vote for Joey […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Season 2 Premiere Recap: Potty Time!
I am so behind on recapping this week. I promise Dance Moms and Catfish and more are in the pipeline. Things are just a bit busy around here today. But first let’s go to those lovely ladies from down under, the Real Housewives of Melbourne. NOW IN PRIMETIME! They are only doing the previews […]