Alex Perry is a twat waffle. The show hasn’t even started but Banjo and I just did our 15 minute walk for the day and I was thinking that Micheal needs to replace him for the next reunion. We need to start some sort of petition in Australia. Also, now that I see Pettifleur’s […]
It’s time for the much anticipated Real Housewives of Melbourne Reunion. I love when they show everyone arriving and getting into make-up. Lydia has gorgeous hair. Alex Perry is such a douchebag. Why doesn’t someone tell him that sunglasses are not hair pieces. I really appreciate that this group of ladies don’t make me […]
Well, I think this was the finale. First of all, no one is watching this show in the US. No. One. They broke half a million viewers on the premeire episode of the season, and it’s been down hill since. Their lowest week was 312,000 viewers! Part of the problem is that Bravo won’t run […]
Sorry for the delay in the recap. I’m taking the weekend off to enjoy the four day nonstop marathon of Mad Men. I’m only like six hours behind. Don’t spoil me, bro. In the meantime you can chat about Melbourne here. On that show you can spoil me.
I am going to do a quick catchup on Real Housewives of Melbourne. This will be a double recap. For the window lickers who are a tad slow that means I will be recapping TWO episodes as if it were just one two hour show. I really need to do this fast so I can […]
I have been sitting on some Real Housewives of Melbourne tea that I was sent a couple days ago because I though I would include it in a recap. Now that I have been so busy with other stories that I have fallen behind, and will do a DOUBLE recap either today or tomorrow, I […]