I was watching this thinking “I can’t wait for Becky J’s recap!” Then I realized this is another series and she hasn’t signed up for it. So rather than do a real recap I just want to give up a place to talk about it. Chelsea is still happy as a clam with her man […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: Reunion Part 2: Man Problems
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Well, here we are at the end of season 2 of RHOP! I’m actually a little nostalgic because the season ended so much better than it started. It dragged at times, but overall I loved the addition of Monique to the cast and the Huger IRS thing is just too, […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: Reunion Part 1
By Guest Contributor Becky J. It’s finally reunion night for RHOP! And it’s a two-parter—I somehow had it wrong and thought it was just one episode (wishful thinking). Since the news of Karen and Ray Huger’s huge IRS lien broke this week, I’ve been extra excited for the reunion. It will be fun to sit […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: Home is Where the Truth Is
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Here we are at the season finale of RHOP and I still can’t commit to loving it. The nicest thing I can say is that it’s not the worst Housewives franchise ever. And let’s be honest, even the worst real housewives episode is still more entertaining than real life most […]
Southern Charm Savannah: Engagement Rings And Petty Things
It’s time for yet another finale. Even though it took awhile to get used to this new bunch, I believe we were all starting to come around just a little bit. I feel like Brandon sort of makes up for Catherine a bit. Everyone needs a GBF with a closet full of polished silver and […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: The Grand Dame Sham
By Guest Contributor Becky J. I’m late with this recap because there are so many better shows to watch. Can you believe there is only one episode of RHOP left this season? I CAN. To me, it feels like it’s been three years since season two started. But, I’m sticking with it until the bitter […]
Southern Charm Savannah: Saint Simon Says
I am excited for tonight’s episode because the group is going to Saint Simon’s Island where Hannah’s daddy has a house. I lived on SSI for two years and have been looking at houses down there for a while. In my mind I am moving to either SSI or Charleston just as soon as I […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle
By Guest Contributor Becky J. This week, the Potomac ladies are heading off to Bermuda. Gizelle’s mom is coming to stay with her three girls, Robyn deserves a break because her boys are exhausting and Charrisse is bringing her third-person alter-ego “Cha-Cha” to have some fun (which means act nasty and cry about her divorce). […]
Southern Charm Savannah: Bridge Over Troubled Waters
Tonight, everyone is back in Savannah after the hurricane evacuation; but, despite what we thought was a resolution of the situation between Ashley and Hannah it seems Ashley is not done churning up the water. Nelson has found himself in hot water by expressing his racism in Yiddish. It’s terribly sad to see the damage […]
Southern Charm Savannah: The Perfect Storm
2016 was a really crappy year in so very many ways, and one of those ways was all of the tropical storms and hurricanes. Three Bravo shows were affected by the weather. First, Top Chef Charleston filming was impacted by Tropical Storm Bonnie, and tonight, Hurricane Matthew will send the cast from Southern Charm Savannah to […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: A Host of Issues
By Guest Contributor Becky J. At this point, I would have absolutely given up on RHOP if I weren’t writing these recaps. I have more fun reading your comments than I do actually watching the show. As a self-professed Bravo addict, this is hard for me to admit. I have watched every Real Housewives and […]
Southern Charm Savannah: Hurricane On The Horizon
This show is tanking. HARD. It’s a shame because it could have been such a great show about a beautiful city but they just picked the wrong people. On the other hand, Ashley Borders really is the show. Once you accept that it is not the same sort of Southern Charm show you expected and […]
The Real Housewives of Potomac: War of the Darbys
By Guest Contributor Becky J. I barely made it through my recap of RHOP alive last week! I kept thinking about that Starburst commercial where the zombie says, “you are boring me to death and I’m already dead.” That’s how I felt. So, when this week started with my absolute least favorite narrative technique, the […]
Southern Charm Savannah: Boys of Summer
It’s time for Southern Charm’s ugly step-child, Southern Charm Savannah the show one tunes into each week to answer the question, “Where will Ashley be in appropriately wet and nekkid this week?” Actually, I will take nekkid, wet Ashley over all the childhood trauma stories I just endured on the real Southern Charm tonight. Ugh. […]
The Real Housewives of Potomac: Over the River and Through the Woods
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Did you miss RHOP cuz there wasn’t a new episode last week? I didn’t. I keep trying, but this season isn’t really doing it for me. Still, I’m committed (or should I be committed?) so here we go. The first scene is Monique visiting one of her rental properties. She has […]
Southern Charm Savannah: Par For The Strip Golf Course
Oh look, it is me back to recap a second episode of this drivel. The drinking word is “Country Day.” I’d like to point out that Savannah Country Day School is not particularly expensive or selective and they even have a program for the poors. NTTAWWT. I’m just saying it’s not like they went to […]
The Real Housewives of Potomac: Messy Games
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Sunday’s RHOA Reunion Part 4 made RHOP’s “messy games” seem like preschool games in comparison, but it was still a good episode. Maybe now that the Atlanta season is over, we can all enjoy Potomac’s less twisty and jaded brand of shade a bit more. True to the anticlimactic “To […]
The Real Housewives of Potomac: Kick the Trick Out
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Am I the only one who thinks it’s a red flag when a show starts at the end? This week’s RHOP begins with a montage of a party where Monique and Gizelle are fighting and Charrisse is crying. Then, the whole hour is a “rewind” of the week leading up […]
Catfish: Kailani & Sam
Well this show looks a lot more interesting than last week’s already. The email comes from a gay guy named Melvin who was in a cyber relationship with a guy named Sam. Sam displayed all the usual signs of a catfish, no video chatting, could never meet, attempts to meet up thwarted by major […]
Stranded With A Million Dollars: It’s The Last Chance For the Good People To Die
It’s the last episode of Stranded and I am up late recapping it in fear that some twatwaffle will tweet or email me something like,” OMG Did you see that the good people fell in the fire all Mike Skupin style on the finale?” I don’t want to be spoiled. This is the last damn […]
The Real Housewives of Potomac: Mother Knows Best
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Tonight’s RHOP should have been called “Bring the Drama and Your Mama” but nobody asked me. It was actually my favorite episode of the season thus far. Gizelle’s mom is visiting from Houston and there’s a convoluted backstory about how Gizelle’s mom and her (kindof) boyfriend Kevin are great friends. […]
Catfish: Yasmine & Lewis
I’m two episodes behind on Catfish. The past couple of weeks have been extremely busy so I am hoping to get caught up this weekend. In tonight’s episode, Sandra contacts the Max and Nev about her granddaughter who is sending money to her online boyfriend. Yasmine sent the money to “Lewis” but since you have […]
Stranded With A Million Dollars: Thrive Nugget
I have been dying to get to this episode all day. Right when I had the time to recap, my cable box started acting hinky and I was freaking out that something might happen to my recording of this show. It is almost over and I am going to miss it so much. After pissing […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: Hold Your Horses
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Editor’s Note: Apologies to Becky for the delay in getting this up. I was paying the tax men and having multiple panic attacks and such. Also, please click the link in her tagline and follow her on Twitter. She’s funny AF! And you get to see how pretty she is. […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: All Tea, All Shade
By Guest Contributor Becky J. I’m late for the #RHOP party this week because I’ve been on vacation. I’m embarrassed to admit that coming home to my recliner and loaded DVR is almost as much fun as my trip. I needed that aromatherapy massage to face the first scene of Gizelle curling her dirty hair. […]
Stranded With A Million Dollars: No Money; Mo Problems
We are back on the island with the final four. We have the horrible, disgusting young Makani who has many survival skills, great athletic ability and a true head for the game. Then there is Cody, who has a highly unpleasant personality, a firm grasp on the game and how to win it, and the […]
The Real Housewives of Potomac: Don’t Let the Zip Code Fool Ya
By Guest Contributor Becky J. I told myself I was never watching the Real Housewives of Potomac again after last season, but I lied. My name is Becky and I’m a Bravoholic. This means I keep watching despite the fact a show isn’t really giving me that good TV buzz anymore. Even after I have […]
#Catfish: Mecca & Tanner
I really need this episode tonight to blow off some steam after a long, long day of really bad weather. I’m starting to wonder why we haven’t been to meet a catfish at a park next to a large body of water. It’s like they don’t understand that the reason to watch the show is […]
Catfish: Marvin & Austin
Sorry for the delay in recapping this episode, it was a very busy week with breaking news on the reality show front and I got too busy to get to it. I’m excited to have a moment to catch up now though! And then the housewives grind begins again… Well this is strange, the show […]
Catfish: Telizza & Shai
Wednesday is my favorite day to recap lately, I’ve got Imposters, Stranded With A Million Dollars, and Catfish. I had so much to do today, but there is always tomorrow. Unless there is no tomorrow and it that case I had a really good last day. This episode is good already because the names are […]
Catfish: Danny and Rosa
It’s time for another ridiculous episode of Catfish where I ask the question, is a new couch and a fresh coat of paint for your living room, really worth this level of humiliation? I mean have you seen this show? Danny is being catfished this week by someone claiming to be a girl named Rosa. Danny […]
Teen Mom 2: Ready or Not! Cherries and Flowers!
I’m back to get us caught up on the last two episodes of Teen Mom before the finale. Daintyfeets had some personal matters arise she needed to attend to. I swear, 2017 is not being any kinder to folks than 2016. Sending out positive thoughts to all dealing with drama. So I am back to […]
Catfish: Alante and Nevaeh
I’m so excited that it is time for Catfish again! I can tell by the names that this episode is going to be fantastic. The weirder the names the dumber the people, in my experience. Um, except for those of your reading here with really dumb names. You are the exceptions. This week’s catfish victim […]