Last night I tried to take a nap before recapping and slept until morning. After weeks of not sleeping or eating, now all I want to do is sleep and eat. and eat and eat. While setting up for this RHOP recap I’m eating a bunch of Vietnamese food I ordered. I am learning that […]
RHOP Recap: Celebrations and Strange Explanations
Since I’m taping two shows at once right now, I had to stop sleep watching Beat Bobby Flay and nothing else was conducive to anxiety reduction during sleep, I figure I may as well just knock out this RHOP recap. We start with Gizelle taking a dance class with one of her daughters. She’s trying […]
RHOP Recap: Sip And See You Later
It’s time to head back to the DC area for another RHOP Recap! Sometimes a week feels like a whole year over here. I can barely remember last Sunday. And yet, I persist. So let’s do this. We have seven full on housewives, somehow this season is going to be about Charrisse? Maybe she should […]
RHOP Recap: The Rumor Meal
I’m trying to be optimistic about this episode but after last week’s RHOP recap where the focus was on Candice’s fake story line, it’s a struggle. Despite all the options we have with TV shows and streaming channels I am amazed that we are still watching the Misogyny Channel. Old habits die hard I guess. […]
RHOP Recap: Old Testaments, New Revelations
It’s FINALLY time for a new RHOP Recap where we will meet the new housewife, Wendy Osefo! Also As you know there were law suits and criminal actions filed between Monique and Candiace during the filming of this season. Plus, plus there is always some sort of sexual misconduct by Ashley’s husband Michael to get […]
RHOD Recap: The Trial And Judgement Of LeeAnne Locken
Tonight’s final episode of the RHOD reunion is an hour and a half long. They needed the extra time to really break down LeeAnne Locken. To me, LeeAnne’s jabs at Kary are not even in the top ten of hateful things housewives say to each other. But nonetheless, it seems what the majority of the […]
RHOD Recap: Reunion Part One
It’s time for part one of the reunion episodes for tonight’s RHOD recap. Thankfully it is only a two part reunion. I am tired of this crew. If there is another season of this franchise, and that’s a big if, I don’t see how LeeAnne keeps her job after this season. The ladies look amazing! […]
RHOD Recap: Remember The Alamo
This RHOD recap is going to be short but sweet. I have been fighting off a cold for what feels like forever. They are closing elementary schools for the rest of the year here for the flu. I hope don’t feel that bad, I am just tired, and hoping I can stay awake for the […]
RHOD Recap: Triggered In Thailand
The RHONJ recap is done and all of them are safely back home. Let’s see if the RHOD recap can have a happy ending as well. I mean, they are in the right part of Bangkok for happy endings! Sadly, they all fled way before the happy endings part. Kameron dared to leave first with […]
RHOD Recap: Babes In Thailand
As I was pulling photos for tonight’s RHOD recap, I was struck by the fact that it’s almost impossible to find an unflattering photos of LeeAnne Locken. I get the photos by grabbing screenshots from the previews. I take a lot of screenshots and then go through and delete all the blurry ones, and the […]
RHOD Recap: My Life On The Dee List
Bravo is trying to get the ratings up out of the toilet for The Real Housewives of Dallas by putting them on right after RHONJ that gets double the ratings. But it’s a PITA to have to do the RHOD recap right after the RHONJ one! Tonights previews show Mama Click Here For More RHOD […]
RHOD Recap: My Big Fat Dallas Wedding
After all the RHONJ drama tonight, I have to move straight on to the RHOD recap! It’s LeeAnne’s wedding day! So, onward and upward! We are going to start right away with the wedding. It is go time and LeeAnne’s mom is MIA. LeeAnne is crying. It’s a hot mess already. LeeAnne’s mom makes it […]
RHOD Recap: A Mother Of A Day
You guys, rain is like a tranquilizer for me. I vibrate at a very low speed and changes in weather and such just knock me out. So I was going to just pass out and put up a discussion post. But then I realized it was LeeAnne Locken’s wedding. I don’t want to miss this […]
RHOD Recap: Guess Who’s Coming To Happy Hour?
Y’all, I don’t have too many interesting days but today was one. I was late on the RHOD recap because I met my new neighbors! I keep trying not to say A PSYCHOPATH DIED IN YOUR BEAUTIFUL NEW HOUSE. And it is truly a beautiful house they took it down to the studs, rearranged the […]
RHOD Recap: Ghost Busted!
I guess I might as well bang out a RHOD Recap. Stephanie may have the dumbest opening ever in the history of housewives. Once again, I wish these shows would not put the kids front and center with a storyline. I do want Kameron and Stephanie to work things out. Kameron thinks that Stephanie always […]
RHOD Recap: Cirque d’Lingerie
On tonight’s RHOD Recap, we are going to see LeeAnne’s ass. Literally, her ass. And it’s incredible. I’m just saying. She may be a lot to deal with mentally, but she has a great body. But first, D’Andra has to go talk business with Travis. Hopefully she won’t get waylaid by a hair malfunction this […]
RHOP Recap Reunion: The Topic That Refuses To Die
Oh yay! It’s time for one last RHOP recap. While I have come to really like this franchise, I despise these reunions. For the love of God, can we just get off the topic of Michael Darby’s sexuality? NOE. NOE WE CAN NOT APPARENTLY. First, we talk about everyone sex lives. Why? Why is this […]
RHOD Recap: Trash Talk
Now that Big Brother is over I will have more time on Wednesday nights to do the RHOD recaps. I must say, I will be skipping over all of the triggering conversations I’ve seen on the previews. Please skip over them in comments too. Can’t these housewives vacations ever just be fun and relaxing vacations? […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 2
I’m falling a bit behind on my recaps this week. I’m going to try to knock out a quick RHOP recap of part two of the reunion. I think it is going to be mostly about Michael and I am so sick of this storyline. There really isn’t much to say other than no charges […]
RHOD Discussion: Donde Esta Margarita?
Y’all, I gots the crazy. I’m struggling with mental health issues today. I’m not very good at RHOD recaps on a good day, and this is not a good day. I’m fine. I’m just not up to recapping today. My sleep schedule is all kinds of messed up. I promise to get it together soon. […]
RHOP Recap: The RHOP Reunion Part 1
First of all, apologies for forgetting to do the RHOP recap of the finale. It’s the end of the BB21 season and I got lost in feed watching and it slipped my mind until I went to pull photos for this. Nevertheless, tonight I shall persist in recapping the reunion. I love the all white […]
RHOP Recap: Unanswered Questions…
So I was catching up on the hurricane situation on CNN when all of the sudden the channel over to Bravo. Apparently, there is a new episode of RHOP airing right now. I have no idea why. But it looks like starting a week from Sunday the show will finish out on Sundays. So I […]
RHOP Recap: Trouble In Paradise
Tonight’s RHOP recap will focus a lot on Katie. It seems that people are starting to realize she is going through a lot, and are going to be kinder toward her. That’s a novel concept for a housewives show. I have a feeling things get worse for Katie before the season ends though since she […]
RHOP Recap: Too Crazy To Be A Housewife?
Off to a late start on this #RHOP recap because at the last minute, a computer glitch shutdown my laptop unexpectedly, and erased all of my grunt work. But I am quickly back on track and ready to go to the Cayman Islands with this crew! Before we even get to the island, Ashley is […]
RHOP Recap: Open House And Closed Doors
It’s time for triple recap Sunday! I am so far behind getting started so let’s get straight to the first one, the RHOP Recap! Ashley is about to attempt to reunite with her father. She is in my neck of the woods in northern suburbs of the ATL. First of all, why is she doing […]
RHOP Recap: Opening Old Wounds
Based on the previews, this RHOP Recap may not be all that interesting. I’m not even going to pretend to recap Candiace looking at a $2.5 million dollar home. In other news, my cable service crapped out just before this episode started and the DVR is all kinds of messed up. We start with Gizelle […]
RHOP Recap: Good Will Hunting
Well, Sunday Funday and the last weekend of July has come to an end. It’s time for Sunday night’s triple recap night. Which begins of course with the RHOP Recap. Tonight, it turns out that despite being at a large party, absolutely no one saw the butt grab. It was not captured on security cameras […]
RHOP Recap: Can I Get A Witness?
From the looks of things, this will be another RHOP Recap where the ladies make a big deal out of nothing regarding the Michael Darby allegations. Once more with feeling, the first news reports on this subject were blatantly wrong. Yet they went viral. When the story began to unravel, there was not nearly as […]
RHOP Recap: Showdown At The Hoedown
Who is ready for a hoedown? On tonight’s RHOP Recap, that’s going to be the main event. And these hoes are going to try to take each other down. Let’s hope someone takes down Candiace. Krazy Katie is hosting the hoedown! But first, Robyn let’s Gizelle know that penisgate is all her fault. They should […]
Today’s Legal News Roundup
There was a whole lot of legal related things that happened this week. Most of it was relatively insignificant. But I thought I would try to run down the bits and pieces here. Thomas Ravenel continues to sell stories to The Blast. I don’t know what has happened to that site lately but they have […]
RHOP Recap: Days of Our Knives
I don’t know what happened to me last night, I just totally ignored all of my recapping duties and now I am super behind. Let’s get on with last night’s RHOP Recap. We start where we left off last week with Candiace swinging a butter knife at Ashley. Candiace’s husband has to stop cooking and […]
RHOP Recap: Sex Lies And Butter Knives
After Bravo taking a week off from new shows last Sunday I had forgotten about this show. Has the RHOP Recap always been on Sunday? Just when I thought they fixed the schedule so I didn’t have back to back recaps, now I have them again. But it’s a good night for them, it gives […]
RHOP Recap: Salty Behavior
From the look of the previews, this RHOP recap is going to be weird. Very weird. Also, I think this is the episode with the party where the cameraman filed charges on Micheal Darby for “touching his butt.” Monique is throwing herself a baby shower it seems. But not just any baby shower, it’s also […]
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