Was the Gone Girl product placement because the movie is coming out? Or just a pop culture connection to Olivia being on an island and a “gone girl’? Did we really need to see the finger banging? How did Olivia get her hair straightened between the island girl do and the car ride, which appeared […]
ABC Thursday Night Lineup! Grey’s Anatomy, Scandal, & How To Get Away With Murder!
Hey y’all. I ran a few errands in the world today and didn’t eat until late in the afternoon. As soon as I ate I fell asleep while trying to catch up on a few things online. I’m not sure what exactly causes the narcoleptic fits but I’m sure it’s related to blood sugar or […]
Scandal Finale Quote Recap
You go in there and you be Jesus! ~Leo to Sally Let’s be honest. We lost the election today. ~Cyrus to Olivia When you were running for governor, your father raped Mellie. ~Olivia to Fitz Despite the exhaustive efforts of world-class medical team Fitzgerald Thomas Grant IV passed away at 8:46 p.m. from bacterial meningitis. ~Olivia […]
Scandal Recap: Flesh and Blood OMG!!!
It is near impossible to recap this show, so tonight I just did a bunch of jaw dropping quotes… But OMG! That ending! We got Papa Pope half dead and Cyrus planning to let Sally Langston, Leo, and all the people attending the dead senator’s funeral get blown the fuck up! And did Eli kill […]
Scandal Recap: Families Stick Together
On this episode of Scandal, there are a lot of people who can’t keep their dicks in their pants, or who are really trying to get their dicks out of their pants. Really this episode was all about dick. And making out in front of sheer curtains. And dysfunctional families. We start with the dysfunctional […]
Scandal Recap: Kiss Kiss Bang! Bang!
And just like that my favorite Scandal couple is no more. I really wasn’t expecting James to die. I know the signs were all there, but I thought they were just trying to make us worry about it. So I didn’t worry about it. I was blown away. I tried to recap last night as […]
Scandal: A Quotes Only Recap
Where the hell do you summon the audacity to accuse me of dirty politics while you’re the one slathered in mud fornicating with whatever slithers by while dining on your own filth until you’re too fat to stand? Well guess what? Time for the slaughter piggy piggy! Time for the slaughter you filthy cloven beast! […]
Scandal: Dirty Little Secrets
Sorry for the delay, gladiators! I’m sort of all over the place these days and focus is not my long suit at the moment. I am dying to talk to you about the return of Scandal though! It seems that everyone has a dirty little secret. If you haven’t read my friends chart, you can […]
Scandal is Back TONIGHT! Here’s A Friends Chart!
I am watching the winter finale of Scandal again in preparation for tonight. Which brings to mind a question, is tonight’s show a spring premier? Because I am so ready for a spring anything! You can read the recap from the last episode, A Door Marked Exit, here. I swear, Kate Burton’s line as Sally Langston in […]
Scandal Returns This Thursday! I Can’t Wait to See Huck!
With the winter hiatus of Scandal finally coming to an end, I find myself missing Huck most of all. What is it about Huck that makes the ladies swoon despite the fact that he is a sadistic trained assassin? Let me count the ways. In a bizarre way, Huck is a great story of redemption. […]
Scandal Recap: A Door Marked Exit
We begin tonight’s winter finale episode right where we left off, with Sally on the phone to Cyrus letting him know that her husband, Daniel Douglas is deader than doornails. If you missed last week’s episode, it was the best show of all seasons. YOU WAIT UNTIL I AM AT THE FINISH LINE! YOU WAIT […]
Scandal Recap: Hashtag YOLO
Ever have something in your DVR that is so good that you have to wait until everything lines up perfectly before you can watch it? That is the case with this episode of Scandal. “Normally I’d start with a drill or a scalpel, peeling off the skin can be beautiful, or removing fingers, toes, I […]
Scandal Recap: Vermont is for Lovers
Olivia’s father tells her mother who is being held in a cell by B613 that he is moving to another cell out of the country in a more difficult to find location. Her mother wants to see Olivia. Her mother has been held captive for over two decades. She begs her (ex?) husband to […]
Scandal Recap: I Have So Many Questions! The Mellie Episode
Scandal: Everyone Almost Gets Killed and Then That One Guys Does
Well, Olivia has a naked and a bit worse for wear Jake in her bed. Huck won’t talk to her and is tailing her father, Eli Pope. Probably to kill him. Mellie and Fitz HATE each other. Cyrus wants them to go to Camp David for some publicity shots. Annnnnnd Olivia is in a hostage […]