Teresa Giudice and Danielle Staub were actually in town in LA together recently for Andy Cohen’s baby shower. It seemed to the press that Danielle just tagged along hoping to crash the party; however, the pair was actually in town together to film another project. (In cast you missed it, Andy’s surrogate had the baby […]
It’s Time For Awards Season!
By Erica Christmas is over, and the bubbly of the New Year has been consumed or is flat. But never fear,the Award Season is upon us! I do love the holidays, but I REALLY look forward to this season and I think this year is going to be VERY interesting on several levels. It seems […]
Dance Moms: Stamina, Stamina, Stamina
I don’t usually recap Dance Moms at this time of night. This is when I usually just veg and watch whatever the heck I want to. But My DVR sent me over to this episode and I am intrigued, so I am going to recap it whilst drunk and sleepy. (Edit: I ended up waiting […]
Dance Moms: All Choked Up
What happened to the plan to have Cheryl Ann Burke replace Abby? Is she coming after Laurieann Gibson? I thought Laurieann was just there for one episode. Meanwhile, with Abby completely missing in action, Laurieann is back for at least another week. This week, she has a pyramid that is shaped like a capital “A” […]
Dance Moms: Out With Abby, In With Chloe Part 2
Last week we ended with the arrival of the teams at the venue and Jill and Christi going at each other. Chloe and Kendell are both in tears, which seems to not be high on the priority list of either of their moms. In fact, they are both making the situation worse. Camryn is given […]
Dance Moms: Out With Abby, In With Chloe Part One
With Abby on a two-week European Tour,Laurieann Gibson comes in to teach the girls choreography for this week’s competition. Laurieann is annoying. The dance moms like her. Then she lays into Kendell about being lazy. Chloe is going to dance with Marietta Dance Company, a big rival of ALDC in this competition. Chloe is a bit […]
Dance Moms Finale Parts 1&2
With Abby Lee’s sentencing expected to happen this Friday, it seems they decided to push out both parts of the two part finale of Dance Moms last night. We begin back in Pittsburgh. It’s kind of sad for everyone since the ALDC Pittsburgh no longer exists. The studio has been rented out to another dance […]
Dance Moms: Breathless in Denver
The last time we left Abby Lee, the group dance got a perfect score, yet the new girl was still excused from the team. This week the girls are headed to Denver. Kalani will be doing a solo in the senior division for the first time. Kendall and Nia also get a solos. Nia was […]
Dance Moms: Battle of The Blondes
As usual, Abby’s pyramid is fairly nonsensical. Lili is on the top, which makes sense. We find out today that Lili rarely speaks, even in confessional. Lili and Brynn both have solos. Abby indicates that there may be a third to be added later. The group dance is about polygamy. Because, of course. The minis […]
UDATED WITH ABBY REPORT! 1/20 Dance Moms: ALDC Ain’t Dead Yet
This week in real time, things are getting real for Abby Lee Miller. Tomorrow is her sentencing hearing. There is actually a second sentencing hearing on February 24th. Perhaps the judge will hear arguments and then rule in February. This feels like it has been going on forever. Most recent the hold up has […]
Dance Moms: The Fresno Curse
I get the feeling that Maesi was not someone who Abby chose to be on the show. She certainly has some sort of vendetta against Maesi’s mom. Nia was on top of the pyramid this week which is a minor miracle. Abby is generally reluctant to give Nia her due. There are three duets and […]
Dance Moms: Two Episode Catch Up
I am trying to limp through what could be the final season of Dance Moms. I suppose that all depends on Abby’s next scheduled court date of January 20th. Let’s hope this one is not rescheduled. I’d like to think even Abby just wants to get it over with at this point. I have two episodes […]
Dance Moms: Winner Takes All
Before we take a look at this episode, let’s get caught up on Abby Lee’s potential prison time. Because it’s that, or do the million things I need to get done before Christmas. How is it that even when skipping Christmas, you still have a ton of crap to do? Basically, Abby Lee filed for […]
Dance Moms Catchup Post: The Return of the Rotten Apples
I’m so behind on Dance Moms. I know some of you want a place to chat. There are not very many of us discussing Dance Moms or Teen Moms anymore so these posts get pushed to the end of the line and often forgotten. Here is a catch up. I’m watching the episode where the minis […]
Dance Moms: It Seems I’ve Missed A Lot
For several weeks Dance Moms was in conflict with several other shows I enjoy more, so I have been quite a bit behind, and also feel like I must have missed an episode. What happened to Jo Jo with the Bow Bow? Did her mother finally have enough of Abby and leave? If so, good […]
Double Dose of Dance Moms: Twice The Bitching
There are new rumors on the Internet about the minis. Abby announced recently that production had decided not to bring them back for season seven, the last season before Abby may have to go into the big house for some fraudulent behavior related to her business asset reallocation bankruptcy. Now the rumor is […]
Dance Moms Return of the Minis
Spoiler alert, Abby is filming season seven now and recently ranted against production about them not including Minis in Season 7. We are now in season six b and this is the last time we will be seeing them. What are your thoughts on that? This week, the minis are back with a new mom […]
Dance Moms Double Feature Catch Up Recap
Dance Moms has started without me, and I have two 70 minute episodes to get through. Note to Lifetime: I cannot recap a 70 minute show on time, because it eats up a two-hour DVR block and ain’t nobody got time for that. So get it together or I’ll be doing these on Sundays […]
Dance Moms Finale Recap: Last Dance
This was supposed to be the finale episode of the season, and maybe ever, as it is the last episode with Maddie and Mack on the show. However, rating were really good so production has add a B season and more episodes will be airing soon. Perhaps they just want an idea of how ratings […]
Dance Moms: Mini Madness
I thought this was the season “finale” but it looks like that is next Tuesday. According to Abby that was supposed to end the season but ratings must have been really good because in February they ordered more episodes for a B season. Abby’s issue with production is apparently that the kids only get paid […]
Dance Moms Recap: Mack Z Versus Abby Lee
We’re back at pyramid the week after Melissa finally admitted that she is pulling both Maddie and Mackenzie out of ALDC next season. With only three weeks left in the competition season, the team seems to be completely falling apart. While I have little sympathy for Abby Lee’s criminal problems, I do think it […]
Dance Moms Recap: UnBreak My Cold Black Heart
Once again we are back to Tuesday and I haven’t gotten to Dance Moms. Tuesday nights are super busy so I’m going to do last week’s now and tonight’s well … whenever I can. Abby should be particularly batshit this week because I think Melissa finally admits this is her last season. I for […]
Double Dance Moms Recap From David Bowie to Michael Jackson
Things have been so busy that I am somehow two episodes behind on Dance Moms. First we have an episode where they perform in Vegas which I see as sort of a filler episode. Then we have a new competition. Oh wait, it is a dance competition in Vegas. That’s cool. Viva Las Vegas […]
Dance Moms: Once, Twice, Three Times a Recap…
It’s time to catch up on Dance Moms, I took a bit of a break last week and I got terribly behind on the shows that I normally catchup on the weekends. Sometimes even bloggers try to grab some R&R so I have three episodes to get through before the RHOA reunion begins. I’m going […]
Dance Moms Recap: Nia Saves The Day!
We start with batshit crazy Abby screaming at production telling them to leave and calling the police on them. It’s hard to say if she is on something or just literally losing her mind over the potential of going to jail. I wonder if she has negotiated a plea deal yet. To top it […]
Dance Moms Recap: Seven Deadly Sins
This week, Maddie is back from filming her latest movie. She’s glad to see the girls, but not looking forward to the Abby drama. The moms are hopeful that having her favorite back will perk Abby up. At least she showed up and is ready to do the pyramid. But first the moms need […]
Dance Moms Recap: Debbie Allen Opens Her Studio to ALDC
This week Abby is crying in her pajamas while Gianna teaches the girls their group dance. This week Kalani and Brynn have solos. If we are going to a actual competition this week, Abby can’t go anyway. I believe she has been blackballed from the competitions due to her felony charges. I could be wrong […]
Dance Moms Recap: Apparently Abby Has Been Blackballed From Competitions!
For some unknown reason, Abby Lee Miller was on TMZ again today. They actually were apparently invited to her studio and they did a short video of a hip hop class. Nia, Maddie and Kendall were in it with some other kids. Why does TMZ care? I have no idea. There was no point […]
Dance Moms Recap: Everyone Really Is Replaceable !
So yesterday, we started seeing for the first time the beginnings of Abby’s apology tour. She gave a brief statement to a magazine yesterday where she said she’s not a bully, just a tough coach. I mainly agree with that and have a lot less issues with Abby’s aggressive personality than most of you. I […]
Dance Moms Recap: Abby Quits The Team!
This week Maddie is going up against Brynn! I can’t be the only one hoping Brynn wins. But will she get the choreography to let that happen? We start with Abby crying on the phone to someone. Production maybe? She seems to be pissed that she is being filmed in her private quarters of the […]
Dance Moms Recap: I’m Finished…
OH Joy! Abby Lee gets a new group of young impressionable dancers to screw up! Remember when the ALDC was 6-8 years old? We see Abby screaming at the little ones not to cry during the auditions and I am excited already. Holly on the other hand is not. If Abby is busy damaging […]
Dance Moms Recap: Not By The Hair On Abby’s Chinny Chin Chin
We are back on the new season of Dance Moms which I thinks is going to be spectacular because Abby is in trouble with the FEDS. What hasn’t been spectacular so far is the ALDC dancing. They showed up looking flabby and their dance moved seemed rusty but through the magic of television, a really […]
Dance Moms Is Back! Season 6 Looks Like a Doozy!
First I will just zip through the girls only show, No Moms Allowed. I don’t remember them losing last year. Oh yeah, I do remember Abby making them leave! That was crappy. The girls are all so much more professional than Abby and accept their loss gracefully. Lots of sibling rivalry between McKenzie and […]