I’m getting this question a lot today. And, um, I dunno. I do know that US magazine is reporting through “sources” that she is done with the show and feels that it is too negative and she wants to spend more time working on her business and with her family. I also know that pick-up […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Conch Blocked
YAY! We are back in the Turks and Caicos. Let’s hope this episode is as good as the last one! We are back where we left off with Ramona being a cunt satchel and deciding she wants everyone to go out for lunch after Bethenny has made lunch at the house for them. So very […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Sonja Island
Heather’s flat belly is awesome. Ramona and Bethenny sit down to talk about Sonja’s drinking. Things devolve into a conversation about how lonely they all are and how scary the unknown is. Ramona breaks down over Mario. Bethenny who is not a hugger, is already hugging and crying. Ramona goes on and on about how Mario […]
Real Housewives of New York: Room Motherfuckers
It’s time to begin the main trip of the season for Real Housewives of New York as they all head off to Turks and Caicos ! Seven women, one house, one scary island. But first we have to get through Luann’s fashion launch. I am not a fan of the line. What is it with […]
Real Housewives of New York Episode Discussion Forum
EDITED TO ADD: OOPS I AM SO UNPLUGGED I’VE FORGOTTEN MY SCHEDULE. IT’S RHOOC I won’t be recapping tonight. Hang on and I’ll put up a post for that show. THEN back to unplugged. Hey guys, I am going to remain mostly unplugged again tonight and will not be recapping the RHONY RHOOC live at […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: An Hour of Infomercials
Bethenny The ladies are going to a cupcake party decorating party at a cupcake store. This is Bethenny’s idea. the Skinnygirl versus Ramona’s Pinot starts right away. This is apparently a promotion for the cupcake store, and the women’s booze and yet another opportunity to discuss their vaginas and what they do with them publicly […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Pop of Color
We are back at the birthday party for Dorinda where Heather and Bethenny have both burst into tears after an argument. And just as suddenly as the tears came Bethenny has suddenly decided she wants to give Heather a hug. So they hug it out. Do you think Bethenny realized she was looking like a […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Birthday Bitches in the Berks
I’m sort of half sick with some chills and fever nonsense and my Internet access is sort of half functional AGAIN. So I am starting this about 40 minutes late. I will probably just check out Secrets and Wives or whatever Bravo is calling the Real Housewives of Long Island tomorrow. Anyway, let’s see if […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: The Cavi-Art of War
It’s time for the Real Housewives of New York. Unfortunately, my power has been out off and on all day due to bad weather. The power and the cable came back on fairly quickly, but the Internet has been out for several hours. My landline appears to be the issue as it is all part […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Family Matters
Argh I was busy chatting in email with a couple of people. And did not have time to set up this post so I will be a little late in posting, probably. Apparently, it is still Ramona’s birthday. Still. I guess she wanted presents from people who were not in Atlantic City. She has a […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Double Down on Delusion
This has been a long damn day despite getting up shortly after noon. Before I was even awake the whole Kenya drama started which filled the moderated comments with Nenetards and a mob of morons that like Porsha. I threw up a quick post and went to seating people in the window licking section. At […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Mind Your Own Business
I have already lost interest in this season. Bethenny is such a shrew. Dorinda is vile. Carole is reliving her adolescence. I’m having a hard time finding someone to like this season. I will say I hated Ramona and Sonja together but can tolerate them much better separately. Maybe Sonja will be my girl this […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: The Art of Being a Cougar
It’s time for the Real Housewives of New York again. I feel like the last episode was yesterday. Time flies. I’d suggest drinking every time Bethenny cries if you don’t have plans tomorrow but unfortunately for me I must venture into THE WORLD tomorrow for a bit and need to be clear headed. Carole […]
Bethenny Frankel on The View: Having a Relationship on TV Was A Little Bit Gnarly
We’ve been talking about Bethenny Frankel returning to RHONY, and we all have our opinions. Not nearly as many as we have about Jason Hoppy (y’all are a bunch of assholes, btw) which we argue about here. Today, Bethenny appeared on The View. Let that sit with you for a minute. You wanted your own […]
The Dubrows Are Reeling After Realizing Viewers Don’t Like Them
One of the only few new scenes on that abysmal Secrets Revealed episode was a date between Heather and Terry. Terry seemed to have forgotten the fake anniversary that Heather had informed him, of leaving him to joke and be silly rather than romantic, as the occasion, fake or not, seemed to call for. The […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Number of Secrets Revealed? ZERO.
Let’s be honest. Bravo does this to us every season. We are done. We are so done. But there are some things left unresolved. Surely, the will resolve them. We have hope. Yet resolution never comes. So here we go again. All we really care about seeing at this point is footage of the Marry, […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 2: Bitter? Party of One?
It’s now or never for the RHOOC to get everything all wrapped up for the season. Let’s see if Andy asks any hard-hitting questions. A viewer essentially asks Shannon if Dr. Moon is fleecing her. Shannon says no, that he has healed her kids by his touch of many things. Um, the way I said […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 1 Beadors Win!
The ladies all arrive to the reunion in sweats without a drop of makeup on. They are filmed getting ready for the day. Heather Dubrow gets a haircut with a completely new style while she is preparing to go on national TV. It’s a good thing it came out all right. Vicki seems confident going […]
Predictions For Tonight’s Orange County Reunion
Observer2 has asked for a spot to discuss what we expect to happen on tonight’s reunion show. Will anyone walk of the set in dramatic fashion only to be hauled back out for the next scene? Will Heather stick up for Tamra or will the entire mob unite against her? How many times will we […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Blog Round Up!
The ladies of Orange County share their final thoughts on each other in their last blogs of the season. Vicki on her feelings about her cast mates at the end of the season: Let’s put it this way, although I don’t agree with everything Tamra does, I want the best for her and don’t want […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Finale: All Apologies…
Wow, Eddie’s acting is improving. See that Hollywood? He is the next Neil Patrick Harris! He can play a believable straight man even though we all know.. that acting is hard. Tamra’s talking head victim, really? I can’t. Can I just zip through to the end when everything happens? OMG Tamra did fly home […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Everyone is Over Tamra
Shannon is done with Tamra, but holds out hope for a friendship with Heather: I am not happy that I haven’t had time alone with Tamra. Her bike ride ran long and she was even late for the Balinese dancers. I did my best to initiate a conversation one-on-one with her at the dinner […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Eat, Pray, Run.
And I am going to need someone to tell me who won the pressure challenge on Masterchef. Because without fail something happens on Mondays during Masterchef and I have two shows that tape at 9 and I miss the ending. Please tell me it was Lesley. Thanks. Love the lobby furniture of this Bali resort. […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Blogs: Shannon and Lizzie…
So far this week, the only OC housewives to put up a blog are Shannon and Lizzie. Shannon seems like she really enjoyed her time with Vicki on the trip. I’m glad so far she is enjoying the trip and staying out of most of the conflicts. Lizzie on the other hand is absolutely furious […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Bali Hoes!
Heather is running through the plane while people are trying to sleep being a rude asshole on a commercial flight. I thought she was supposed to be the well-mannered one. I would have expected it from Tamra or Vicki, but come on Heather. Act like you have been on a plane before. Oh there this […]
Tamra Judge Is Losing Her Mind On Facebook
UPDATE: At some point last night Lizzie and Tamra went head to head over the whole #BirthdayPartyGate. Tamra tried to prove her point by posting a text (that I am told was about Heather’s Valentine’s party not Lizzie’s birthday) and Tamra’s screen grab of the text included Lizzie’s private cell phone number. Then Tamra’s Facebook […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Valentines and Birthday Whines
Vicki and Tamra go for a walk so that Tamra can bitch about Ryan getting married. Tamra is right though, everything that happens to Vicki happens to her, divorce, kid with a health scare, wedding, and soon baby. Tamra and Vicki talk about Shannon. Vicki tries to explain to Tamra that she needs to […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Blog Round-Up
It’s time for the weekly blog round up for the Real Housewives of Orange County! A line has been drawn between Shannon and Tamra & Heather. Let’s see makes up the current alliances. I ‘m starting with Lizzie, who was on WWHL this week, (sorry for not recapping Monday was a busy night with the […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Fully Loaded
Back at Lizzie’s lovely beach house dinner, Tamra is literally grabbing Shannon by the head and pushing her away from Heather. You are the one that lit this fire Tamra, why don’t you just sit back and cackle while it burns? Tamra goes running through the house after Shannon grabbing her everywhere she can and […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Point Break
We begin tonight with a double date with Vicki, Brooks, Heather and Terry. It doesn’t take long for Terry to ask about their trip with Shannon and David. Terry says, “I’m sure you heard what happened with Shannon at our house. ” Vicki gives a brief run-down of Shannon’s side. Heather immediately comes for […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Nobody Trusts Tamra
We begin with the Real Members of the AARP dancing on the bar in Mexico. Seriously, they are about 35 years to old for that nonsense. The next day, Vicki takes the Beadors horse back riding. Shannon complains. She goes out of her way to make a nice romantic lunch for just the Beadors. Shannon […]
Grab Some Orange Juice And Get Caught Up on RHOOC Blogs!
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County blog round-up! Heather’s blog was short and the only interesting thing is that she is worried that people will judge her for hiring a chef to add to her staff. She basically tells people to get over it, she can afford it and it frees her […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Shannon and Heather May Be the Same Person
We begin with Shannon and David getting ready to go to Mexico. Shannon is still freaked out by the email David sent her. But David is being extra affectionate with Shannon. Every time they switch back and forth between Shannon and Heather I am struck by how similar they are. At Heather’s house she has […]