Well, this will get the last RHONY recap for a long time. Or we might not get another season at all. I can’t stop pestering my source about why there isn’t going to be a reunion. It just doesn’t make sense to me. This is only episode 17! Why not even on two episode reunion? […]
RHONY Recap: Be Mine, Galentine
This is the worst season ever of RHONY. However, you guys comment on the RHONY recap the most because of terrible behavior. This season started with Eboni coming in all wrong for her first season. Ramona apparently decided she had to up her bad behavior to compete. Luann and Ramona both had a dust up […]
RHONY Recap: Bitching And Ramoaning
Ah yes, it is time for the RHONY recap where once we thought no one could be more rude and disrespectful than Leah until Ramona suddenly said, “Hold my beer.” I know it is just a show, and that production has a hand in all the drama, but you could not pay me to behave […]
RHONY Recap: Hanger Pains
Sabbat Shalom! It’s the “Black Sabbat” RHONY recap where the black friend was excluded! YAY! Sonja has a date. And Luann wants to have a snowball fight. YAY!? I’m kind of crabby tonight because some idiot women have banged on my door for two days in a row now while I am trying to sleep. […]
RHONY Recap: Ho Ho Holidays
I love that this RHONY recap takes place in NYC during the holidays. Maybe one day when I am sane again and this pandemic finally ends flying seems a lot safer I will go there for Christmas. Right now NYC is requiring proof of vaccination to go to restaurants and gyms. Is it me, or […]
RHONY Recap: Baby It’s Cold Inside
So, um “Good Morning”? I just woke up in time to pound out this RHONY recap. I have been trying to keep up with the Olympics in real time. I’ve only dealt with moderated comments so far but it seems that everyone thinks I am being an asshole in comments. At the time I was […]
RHONY Recap: The Witching Hour
Someone asked me today in the newest Open Forum if I ever get tired of recapping housewives. Only since 2012. LOL. But this season, RHONY recaps are particularly tedious. As are all the emails I get about how I am on the wrong side of racism because I can’t stand Eboni and Leah. What someone […]
RHONY Recap: Light As A Feather, Stiff As A Board
Well, here we go again with another RHONY recap. Perhaps, tonight Eboni bind them all to see if they are witches. As the story goes, women were stripped to their undergarments and if they floated they were definitely witches. If they died, whoopsie. they were not. I’m reminded of that test pretty much every time […]
RHONY Recap: The Salem Bitch Trials
After a much needed hiatus from RHONY recaps, it’s time to do it again. And it seems like we will be going on a road trip to another closed establishment. This time, it’s a haunted hotel? Really? Let’s just get to it. We’re four minutes in and already talking about dicks. And, yes, it is […]
RHONY Recap: A Harlem Night
The bottom is currently falling out of the sky and cable is down. So I am going to watch RHONY on the laptop unless that goes down next. Hell, power may go at this point. It’s been an interesting week. Also it is monsooning and there is thunder and lightning and Banjo hasn’t pooped today. […]
RHONY Recap: Electile Dysfunction
Oh joy of joys. It’s time for another RHONY recap. Even if we can go a week without Eboni throwing derogatory buzzwords at the ladies this week, I’m sure that Eboni’s election results party will be full of drama because I feel like Ramona is a Trumpster, and perhaps some of the other ladies as […]
RHONY Recap: Stop And Throw The Roses
Oh Joy! It’s time for another RHONY Recap where I will report on all the screaming and arguing and preaching and finger-pointing and canceling the New York women do. Then, we will all scream and argue and preach and point fingers and cancel each other in the comment section. So, yay?
RHONY Recap: How Nude
I’m late to set up this RHONY recap and I’m in the middle of a panic attack for some dumb reason. So, let’s just get to it. Y’all always have a lot to say about the RHONY episodes. I’m not very into this season of RHONY. I have no idea what these ladies are arguing about. […]
RHONY Recap: Putting The Tiff In Tiffany’s
Y’all today was a DAY. Remind me to tell you in comments how I almost got “the fuzz” (old school term) called on me today for trespassing. But, despite my dramatic day, I’m in a great mood because I went for a miserable walk and my endorphins remembered to work. Clearly, I am not in […]
RHONY Recap: A High Rate of Interest
Y’all… Before we get to this RHONY recap… This has been the day from hell. The very last thing I wanted to do today was waddle in the old lady pool. But, I took a timeslot, and felt obligated to go. Today I am very ANGRY. I have no idea what my problem is. There […]
RHONY Recap: Burning Up!
Last week’s RHONY recap of the premiere episode sort of woke a lot of you and I was thrilled to see so many views and comments. I feel like the site is headed back in the right direction. Thanks for hanging with me through the dark times and coming back for the fun times! xo […]
Random News Of The Day (Small Bits Of Exclusive Tea)
Madonna’s daughter, Lourdes Leon and Azealia Banks were apparently on the 100 person guest list a at Leah McSweeney’s RHONY premiere party. In an interview with Daily Mail, Leah said, “Me and Ramona are in a good place right now. I love that. Yes, and hell maybe has frozen over, I don’t know. I think […]
Heather Thomson Quit RHONY Mid-Season
Heather Thomson made several appearances on the upcoming RHONY season. At first it seems she thought it would be fun to pop in here and there. She quickly remembered all of the reasons why she left the first time. It sounds like being assaulted by another housewife was the last straw for her. She didn’t […]
Who Wants To Solve A RHONY Mystery?
On Thursday, Bobby Berk from Queer Eye was on the Jenny McCarthy show. When the topic turned to the RHONY, he said one one of the housewives stole from his store, Bobby Berk Home. He says that a housewife came in and asked him to design her new place. Although we do not know the […]
Bethenny Tries To Tell Aviva That Production Doesn’t Encourage Drinking
It would seem pretty obvious that production strongly encourages the housewives to drink. You rarely see them at a shoot at a place that does not serve alcohol. Since the ladies don’t pay for their drinks, they rarely turn down the opportunity for a free one. If you have eyes that communicate to a brain, […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Airing Your Dirty Laundry
Tonight’s RHONY episode is entitled, Airing Your Dirty Laundry. This means I will probably be peppering the post with Don Henley lyrics, because now the song is stuck in my head. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Sonja Grey Gardens has been so misedited this season. Lunann’s living there, no […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Tipsying Point
It’s time for another episode of RHONY and I am not sure I have slept since the last one. I am trying to deal with backend problems on the site and I am going to pass out right after this recap. Forgive me if it doesn’t make any sense. Sonja We see Sonja getting […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Birthday Bashing
Bethenny Bethenny is obsessed with Brynn. It’s cute. She’s pacing up to go on at trip with Brynn? I don’t think she is allowed to film per Jason’s orders. Okay I am done recapping and this packing scene had absolutely nothing to do with anything at all this episode. I guess they just needed […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Finally, An Actual BBQ!
This week on RHONY we are back at the Hamptons where the new Bethenny is the type to throw herself a birthday party. It’s apparently a new Bravo requirement that every season of every franchise must attempt a “BBQ.” Who knows what this one will be like. Bethenny’s house at the Hamptons is so pretty. […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: The Biggest Boob
We are back in the middle of Bethenny and Ramona being horrible excuses for human beings by publicly attacking Dorinda for her choice of boyfriend. Since last week Bethenny has supposedly blocked DORINDA on Twitter. This is beyond storyline. Jules is out with Dorinda supporting her while she has a cigarette When Dorinda comes back in […]
Real Housewives on New York Recap: “An Intimate Affair”
I really happy to have RHONY back, but already it seems we are going to carry the deadly serious nature of who we choose to like or dislike over from RHOBH to RHONY. Jules (and her husband’s ) less than perfect parenting techniques are already under attack. We already prove once again we don’t […]
Real Housewives of New York Premiere Recap: Start Spreading The News
I am so excited for this season premiere. I am so excited about Tamara Tattles and all the success that you guys have given me. It’s been a very busy week for me not just all the stuff I have been posting but from a business standpoint, so many milestones have happened in April. […]
RHONY First Look & Taglines: “Well, Here We Go Again!”
Ramona’s Tagline: “Like a fine wine, I just get better with time.” (Um , it’s gets better with age.) Ramona is desperately seeking her next husband. And just like Bethenny, her marriage is not officially over. We begin with Luann reading to Sonja about Ramona getting thrown out of a function in NYC on December […]
Here’s The Latest Tea on RHONY: There is Always a Peter!
There is a lot of drama going on in NYC and it all seems to revolve around a guy named Peter Guimaraes. Just like the Peter we have in Atlanta, this Peter also desperately craves an apple of his own and also has several closed restaurants in his past. I believe we first met Peter […]
Confirmed! Julianne Wainstein Filming With RHONY; Plus All the Salary Negotiation Tea
Julianne Wainstein has been spotted filming with her friend Dorinda Medley and Bethenny Frankel for Real Housewives of New York this week in NYC. That’s new RHONY Julianne with her back turned to us to face Bethenny Frankel while they are all pretending to have a bite to eat at Catch NYC. Mostly what is […]
Yolanda Foster Claims Two of Her Children Also Suffer From Chronic Lyme Disease
Last night I read about Yolanda Foster claiming two of her children, Bella and Anwar were diagnosed with chronic Lyme disease at the same time she was in 2012. Clearly, this is not a logical statement for many reasons. I was glad to see her saying chronic Lyme disease though. I’ve explained to you guys […]
RHOBH Fly to NYC for a Uniting For a Lyme Free World Gala To Honor Yolanda Foster
Yolanda Foster jumped on her private jet with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Housewives Kyle Richards and newbies Erika Jayne and Kathryn Edwards on Wednesday to fly to NYC for the inaugural Uniting for a Lyme Free World Gala in NYC on October 8th. Yolanda will be honored along with Carlos Brito, President and CEO […]
Real Housewives of New York: Secrets Revealed
Sorry, I wasn’t home on Thursday night and I am quite behind on catching up. I pledge never to leave my house again. Truly. I really doubt I missed anything but I am compelled to watch it anyway. Let’s see what happened. We begin with Bethenny ordering a Skinny Girl margarita at a bar. Is […]