There is all sorts of Vanderpump Rules drama happening during filming. I keep trying to muster the energy to care enough to share it with you. So far that has just not happened. Until Captain Lee tweeted to Jax Taylor tonight. Basically, Stassi & Beau, Brittany & Jax, and Katie & Schwartz have a tight […]
RHOBH Recap: A Double Shot Of Brandi
Before we start this RHOBH Recap, I’d like to direct you to this story I did about LVP’s latest lawsuit here. In that link, I placed an update about LVP’s interview that is supposedly about a campaign for The Trevor Project. I can’t believe The Trevor Project would even have her. Didn’t she just have […]
RHOBH Recap: Meet Rinna Jayne
Y’all I know I bitch about a lot of recaps but I am so here for this RHOBH Recap! Kim Richards is coming back, and hopefully we won’t see LVP unless she is sobbing about something in her kitchen renovation that probably didn’t cost her a dime. This episode was so good that NBCu gave […]
RHOBH Recap: One Wedding And A Polygraph
On tonight’s RHOBH Recap we have good news and bad news. The good news is that we are going to Hawaii! The bad news is it is for Camille’s wedding. I am sorting looking forward to watching LVP “pass a lie detector test” tonight though. That’s going to be hysterically bad reality TV. It’s going […]
Exclusive Tea From The Big Island of Hawaii! Guess Who Came To Dinner?
I told y”all previously that I have an exclusive source on Camille’s wedding this weekend and I have heard nothing but lovely things (with one exception that I will get to). Last night was the rehearsal dinner and several housewives were in attendance. Kyle and Mauricio were there, Teddi and her husband were there as […]
TAMARA TATTLES EXCLUSIVE: All The Tea On Camille Grammer and David C. Meyer’s Hawaiian Wedding!
Camille Grammar has done a great job keeping her wedding details to David C. Meyer under wraps for the past several months. As you recall, the couple got engaged back in October. A few sites have posted information, but as it tuns most of it was incomplete with no date or location. Fun Fact, The […]
Exclusive Is Bob Whitfield Tired Of Playing The Role Of Sheree’s Suitor?
I’ve been holding back some information about the RHOA trip to Maui from you guys. I’ve told y’all since last season that Bob and Sheree are not together. Bob is not interested in getting back with Sheree. Bob likes being on TV and it gets him a paycheck and Sheree a peach this season. […]
Vanderpump Rules Premiere: A Whole Lot of Fuss Over A Little Cunnilingus
Now that you’ve made it though the first part of RHOOC Reunion, if you would like still more bitching and insults between women, on Tonight’s premiere, it seems Kentucky, Lala, and Stassi all take their fair share of hits. Oh and James will probably be pushed around by Jax. So yay for more abusive […]
#RHOA Sunday Tea Hawaii
UPDATED: #RHOA are on their long journey home. It seems like a long, long flight for a long weekend to me. There was a some sort of Kenya/Cynthia/Peter/Kandi/Todd alliance thing happening yesterday probably because of Todd and Peter hanging out. Not sure that group is really down with the Ps and Sheree and there […]
Exclusive Details! Kandi Burruss And Todd Tucker KICKED OFF FLIGHT TO HAWAII?!?
#HawaiianAirlines just kicked us off for no reason. This was so crazy & random! We were sitting in our seat & the gate ticketer came on & asked to see my ticket because it wasn't showing up in their system. I gave him my ticket but it had our baggage claim checks on the back. […]
Guess Who is Going on the RHOA Trip To Maui?
This season on Real Housewives of Atlanta, we are down to ONE married couple, Kandi and Todd. So this trip to Maui, where the husbands and boyfriends usually tag along is going to be weird. Todd is going. And apparently to give him some company, Peter and Bob are also going. Yes, for some […]
Things I Learned on Vanderpump Rules “Secrets Revealed”
Peter has a dad bod. Sandoval thinks it is cute and funny to rub his naked ass all over Sandoval when he is passed out. LVP has 8 dogs, 8 swans, 7 turtles and two mini-horses. The Toms both think that they are “building modeling careers.” Kristen and James sought out a Crystal Therapist to […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 3 Recap: Damn They All Go HAM on Me, Man!
I was shocked to see this show in my DVR tonight. I honestly thought we already did this. I even checked my last post about this reunion and it was indeed part two. So, Here we go again. I’m really more excited about the premiere of Southern Charm, so I apologize in advance for […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 2 Recap: “I’ve Been In Jail Five Times But Not For Anything Criminal!”
Vanderpump Rules put up some great numbers this season and the numbers just kept on growing. For that reason, we have a three part reunion. Even though it could all be covered in a half an hour. On look, it’s Andy. Ugh. Andy wants to talk about James showing up half nekkid to SUR […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion: Down & Dirty
I totally forgot about the Vanderpump Rules reunion. I am watching it now in real time as it didn’t tape. Kristen is half naked. There is a lot discussion about James and his drinking problem. Kristen discusses how she “found” the Uber receipt for James cheating with Jenna but going through the emails in his […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Push Comes to Shove (It Up Your Nose!)
By Contributing Writer Xanadude In honor of tonight’s Vanderpump Rules finale, I’m drinking LVP Sangria. Yes, the embargo has been lifted here in Large Texas City – a new store is now carrying the Sangria (Thanks, World Market!) after being banished from the Major Chain (Goody Goody Liquor, which is a damn damn fine […]
A Whole Nuther Hour of Vanderpump Rules Nonsense
Andy is just obsessed with this show for some reason. The ratings have been okay this season as they try to pump up their numbers to RHOOC levels, but this is some serious overkill. Last night, after the actual episode, Bravo tagged on another hour the first half f which is #WWHL and the second […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Kray Kray Kristen IS BACK Y’ALL!
By Contributing Writer Xanadude! Next week is the Vanderpump Rules Season Finale, so this episode sort of tees up a lot of stuff for next week’s payoff. Katie “asks” LVP if they can have their engagement party at Villa Blanca, Pinky’s house and Sanctuary for Deformed Animals, for the uninitiated. LVP agrees with the proviso […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Too Little, Too Late
By Contributing Writer Xanadude On tonight’s Vanderpump Rules, we learn Stassi has Lyme Disease and Scheana has Munchausen’s. Not really,but,judging on page counts and comments, that’s all you people want to talk about. Lyme Lyme Lyme. Munchausen Munchausen Munchausen. Divorce. Con Artist. Fakey fakey fake fake. There. Satisfied? Then let’s get to adulting with the […]
Vanderpump Rules After Show With Kristen and Stassi!
Last night the great minds at Bravo stuffed three shows onto my DVR packaged as two hours of Vanderpump Rules. The first hour was indeed the latest episode of #PumpRules awesomely recapped by Xanadude here. I should first apologize for kind of screwing up his recap. I was oddly awake last night and went […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: “Beach, Please”
By Contributing Writer Xanadude “Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage’s whole existence is public, ruled by the laws of his tribe. Civilization is the process of setting man free from men.” I don’t normally agree with Ayn Rand, but since Lala brought her up as her new favorite author (Lala. […]
Vanderpump Rules News on Reunion and Jax
Let’s start with the latest news on Jax (and Kentucky). Jax had an appearance in Hawaii this past week for his felony charges as a result of his drunken decision to steal a pair of sunglasses while there filming the show. Somehow, Jax and Kentucky turned that into a week long Valentine’s vacation in a hotel with ocean front […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Bitch Ghost
By Contributing Writer, Xanadude Much as in real life lately, tonight’s Vanderpump Rules was full of weird edits – or is that just me and medication I’m on? Scenes would start at one point in time and then jump back to an event the previous evening. Night would become day in the space of a […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Like So Many Beans She Has Flicked Before
By Contributing Writer, Xanadude This old man (and, like, LVP, for now I plan on starting all conversations with “This old man…” just to shade Stassi for a while. Although it is, technically, Jax, who is the same age as Ken,who should be calling himself “this old man,” but I digress…) Puckers and Pouts his […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Bitch Is Back
Xanadude, Guest Contributor The bitch is back. (It’s like he doesn’t even read my recaps!) I don’t mean Stassi. I mean me. After a week long reprieve from the radiator, I’m back at my post and ready to talk some Vanderpump Rules. But first – couple of random things from last week, which was recapped […]
WWHL With Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval
Ho Hum… Really Andrew? Ariana and Sandoval? Okay. Let’s see what happens. Andy shames Scheana for thrusting Shay in front of alcohol and telling Shay not to be a bore. Ariana seems to think that Shay’s drinking was not a problem because there are people on the show that drink a lot more. Because […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Bitch Is Back
Your usual recapper for Vanderpump Rules, Xanadude, put in for some for vacation time which I begrudgingly granted and he is off with El Spouso. who is a having a milestone birthday! I’ve already heard from the happy couple who are having lots of fun without us. Meanwhile, I got slammed with two late […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap Hawaii: Nipples, Nipples, Nipples!
by Guest Contributor Xanadude Discussion topic for later: Is VPR “the best days of our lives,” as proclaimed in the theme song, or a “brief, stupid moment in our lives,” as stated by Kristen? Take out your number two pencils, open your blue book, and remember to show your work! On to our recap: […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: You Probably Think This Show Is About You, Don’t You?
Xanadude Contributing Writer Welcome back to another recap of VanderPump Rules! We open this week with Schwartz visiting LVP at the Pink Palace. Pinky has not had a chance to clean the poop from the bridge and warns Schwartz as he crosses it – she HAS had a chance to add some pink highlights to […]
It’s Time for a Kristen Doute & Vanderpump Rules Update!
As you know, here at Tamara Tattles, we watch Vanderpump Rules specifically to see what entertaining crazy Kristen Doute will bring to the show. It seems she is going all out during filming this season damn near killing herself. Almost two weeks ago she broke her orbital bones (eye socket) in some sort of […]
The Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Trailer Is A Jawdropper
Here is the official PR. This season on “Vanderpump Rules,” Lisa is joined once again by Jax Taylor,Scheana Shay, Tom Sandoval, Ariana Madix, Katie Maloney, Tom Schwartz and Kristen Doute, along with James Kennedy. On a mission to keep SUR one of the hottest restaurants in Los Angeles, Lisa is faced with the ongoing challenge […]
Some Thoughts from My Vanderpump Rules Spies
I’ve got spies that are beyond obsessed with Vanderpump Rules. Their endless periscopes and Instagrams will literally tell us the whole season at this point. Me? I’d rather just watch the season. Well except when they get arrested. Anyway, here are some excerpts from their tea. ” I think Stassi is single and living with Kristen. […]
Vanderpump Rules Jax Taylor is in Jail in Hawaii
It would not be a good season of filming Vanderpump Rules if Jax didn’t get arrested. As I mentioned the “pumpkids” are in Hawaii filming one of their drunken trips. And TMZ is reporting that Jax is in jail on a felony theft charge for stealing a pair of sunglasses. Because, Jax. The most surprising […]