Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin’s daughter, Amelia Gray, is in the news about her IG account where she has 786,000 followers. First of all Amelia opened up about her eating disorder on RHOBH a season or two ago. She had anxiety issues that led her to leave college and move home. In my opinion, Instagram […]
Random Housewives News I Didn’t Tell You
The RHONY have been in Cancun filming their last cast trip of the season. Leah McSweeney seems to be fitting in okay, especially with Dorinda Medley. Leah is one odd bird though. Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan are Ramonja again for the most part and are united front. Luann de Lesseps is still all “cabereting” […]
Denise Richards Is Engaged To Aaron Phypers
Who the heck is Aaron Phypers? And why is Denise in such a hurry to marry him? I’m not sure what his job is, or even if he has one. The only thing on his resume was a six month marriage to Nicollette Sheridan. That is sort of interesting because Nicollette has been engaged many […]
Lisa Rinna On Live With Kelly & Ryan
Speaking of people who take any TV time they can get, my girl Lisa Rinna is in the Bahamas to do Live With Kelly & Ryan. In general, you don’t get paid to be on these shows. They fly you out, and put you up in a nice hotel for the night and in this […]
WWHL With Harry Hamlin and Van Jones
I don’t normally recap WWHL unless a Bravo personality is on the show. I cannot resist watching this episode with Harry Hamlin and Van Jones, two swoon worthy guys in their own right. This may or may not get posted, but I thought I’d recap along anyway. This is a surprise couple of guests because […]
WWHL With Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin
Andy describes Lisa Rinna as being “Just like a delicious hotdog, she’s made of mostly lips and just the right amount of ass!” Which is funny. Especially if when you were a kid you found out that hotdogs were made of left over pig parts, like the lips. Is that an urban legend? Am I dating […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3 Recap
Here we go. The final RHOBH Reunion episode. We start with all the discussion of vaginas and such. I just don’t know women who talk about vaginas all the time. Andy goes straight to the texts from Lisa to Kim. One says ” Be very careful or I will fuck you up! You be nice […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1 Recap: The Lyin’
It’s kind of ironic that some of my favorite people are Brandiloons. It’s even more ironic that my oldest and dearest Brandiloon has a) Given up alcohol for Lent …and stuck with it unlike me and (2) Is claiming she is not going to watch the reunion. I would suggest that she, and all of […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Choppy Edits
Cheers, motherfuckers! I am officially done with Lent with regard to the drinking. Please pray for the rest of us as we soldier on here. I think I made it 28 days, lost nary an ounce of weight, saw now improvement in my disposition and so fuck it. I was in full-blown self-pity mode so […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Slap
It seems like everyone is having trouble adjusting to the time change. I wonder if it is because they are west coasters? I never have jetlag in Europe but I do have trouble getting back on schedule when I get back home. I think it is because I sleep on the red-eye on the way […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: I’ll Have What She’s Having
Okay I know already this one is going to take awhile. I did no preloading and I didn’t have the First Look on tape. The Dinner From Hell Wow, it seems we go straight to dinner! But first Lisa Rinna fills in Eileen and Lisa Vanderpump. Yolanda wants to start the conversation talking about her daughter. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: “Welcome to Amsterdam?”
We begin with Yolanda’s scavenger hunt. I assume that is one of her shakes from home she is drinking? I wonder what is in there! Camille Grammer shows up for the race! Yolanda claims she did not make up the teams. No one wants to be on Brandi’s team (except Kim). The scavenger hunt […]
News From the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Reunion
The RHOBH reunion was filmed on Friday. By all accounts it was a ten-hour ordeal for the gang. Andy said it was the most intense RHOBH reunion in five seasons and that wore him out. It seems he placated the Pump though as sources indicate that Lisa was not the victim this season and […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap:
Yolanda Foster Brandi drops by her dear friend Yolanda’s house just like she didn’t just call her daughter an alcoholic on her last visit. Yolanda has Brandi doing a 21 day cleanse so that she can prove to the other girls that she doesn’t have a drinking problem. That will prove nothing. She is basically […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Sister Act
It’s time for more RHOBH! Are you ready? I’m not. So this recap will likely be later than usual. Still setting up. Is that a new opening ? Has Eileen’s always been in an blue evening gown with her hair up? What are they trying to do to her? Are all of those evening gown […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Drama Queens
Yolanda Yolanda an David going to Italy for a huge charity event where Sophia Loren and George Clooney will be honored by their charity. Yolanda is packing for several days and nights of black tie events. How is it possible that Yolanda has back fat? Or an ill-fitting bra? He breasts look huge. Have they always been huge? […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: It’s Just A Scratch
We begin with the physical altercation between Brandi and Kyle in which a perfectly good piece of pizza was thrown to the ground. Kim recognizes the severity of the issue when she asks what happened to her slice and Brandi nonchalantly admits to throwing it on the ground. Kyle and Kim have a discussion in […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: House of Cards
Tonight on RHOBH we are going to question Kim Richard’s sobriety! What a lovely storyline. Not. WTF is wrong with these people? But first, let’s take her to a wine tasting! On the two hour ride to the spa day, the ladies discuss their lady gardens in intimate detail. As a bunch of grown women are […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Live and Learn
I’m afraid this episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is going to be boring. I’m predicting most taking the kids to college stuff with Yolanda and Kyle. Perhaps I will be pleasantly surprised. I’m not holding my breath. Lisa Vanderpump We begin in Lisa’s bedroom where she is on the phone with Max who […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Recap) Pay Attention to Me!
Lisa Rinna It’s her birthday! She is going to dinner at PUMP. Harry is late to dinner because he is flying in from Vancouver. Kyle tells the story about how she met Mauricio when she was engaged to another man. They met at a party and she turned her ring around so he would not […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Way Too Much Brandi
I can already tell this episode is going to have too much Brandi. Brandi and Kim are besties on this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills it seems. Brandi tells Kim about running into Adrienne. Kim thinks that Brandi has grown as a person. At least that is what she is calling not having […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Premier (Recap)
I’m so excited. I am have a few technical issues but I am up and running with some twine and duct tape! I loved all the openings. I’m going to let you guys capture them for me in comments if you don’t mind because I know this is going to be a hard one to […]