Captain Lee is back on Below Deck and filming for the upcoming season is almost over. That’s the good news. The bad news is I really lost interest in Below Deck last year as it became a show about trash talking the clients. Each week I had guests contacting me telling me horror stories. […]
Below Deck Reunion on WWHL
I did some yard work late this afternoon, came inside and literally was knocked out cold before I knew it. I woke up when the TV changed the channel to tape WWHL so I am going to just touch on the highlights as I am still asleep. Warning: this blog was typed in my sleep. […]
Below Deck “Crew Tells All”
So it’s a crew tells all episode. Which is hilarious because hasn’t the crew already said too much? Kelly crying montage. Sigh. Kelly and Eddie Bromance montage. Ugh. A montage of the boat breaking, ceilings falling in. No wonder they changed the boat name after this show. Bathroom jokes. We are having a very odd […]
Below Deck Renewed for Third Season
NEW YORK – October 22, 2014 – Fueled by ratings success, Bravo Media has renewed “Below Deck” for a third season as last night’s finale earned the highest-rated episode of the season among all key demos. With over 1.4 million total viewers and 710,000 P18-49, the episode was up 26 percent and 23 percent, respectively, […]
Below Deck Finale: Bon Voyage, Bitches
Here’s hoping this is the last episode of the last season of Below Deck. It’s the last charter and all the crew are at each other’s throats. But never fear, I am sure they will all band together to hate the charter guests the moment they arrive. As I mentioned before, the casting department had […]
Below Deck Catch Up: How Long Until Someone Actually Spits on the Guests?
I’m over this show. I’m over the post I am supposed to be working on. I am over messages in my inbox about when I am going to recap, or write about the show. I’m over it. Below Deck has gone from one of my favorite shows to recap to one of my least favorites. […]
Below Deck: New Kid on the Dock
I’ve been working on a Below Deck post for a few days. I’m not sure it will ever get published. There are a lot of things to consider regarding that post. Let’s just say the bloom is off the rose for Below Deck. For that reason I am begrudgingly recapping this. I’m zipping past the […]
Below Deck Recap: The Return of Adrienne
So last night when I was pretending I didn’t have to actually blog and I could just be a commenter for the evening Below Deck was playing I the background. I wasn’t paying it that much attention, but every so often I’d watch a few minutes and my mind was blown. It seemed like opposite […]
Below Deck Recap: That’s What She Said
On tonight’s Below Deck, it looks like everyone except Ben and Kat is going to the bar The fact that Kat is not coming to the bar is very odd. Ben and Kat immediately drink and head into one of the staterooms. That’s a huge no no. Jennice is uncomfortable around Kelley now. Kelley and […]
Below Deck: Bitchy Resting Face & #PenisGate2014
We’re back on the Charter where Kate found her Charter Soul Mate in the primary charter only for him to devastate her by pointing out she never smiles and comes off as a bitch that doesn’t want to be there. Kate gets her revenge by folding his throw blanket into the shape of a penis. […]
Below Deck Recap: Charter Guest Soulmate Develops Some Kate Hate
We being with tip distribution. Once again they get a nice tip and everyone gets about a thousand dollars, including Andrew. The rest of the crew is pissed. I have no idea why. The captain has been very clear that tips are split evenly. And yet they all bitch. Moments later, Eddie and Andrew are […]
Below Deck Recap: Mo Mojitos, Mo Problems…
We start at the point where Kelly cracked his skull on the concrete after falling off the swing. Amy takes her brother to the ER. Everyone else goes back to the boat where Kat and Ben continue to flirt with disaster, by flirting with each other on national TV when both of them are involved […]
Below Deck Recap: Hex on The Beach!
We begin Below Deck with dumbass Andrew trying to vacuum up the water from the porthole incident, only the vacuum is set to blow and not suck. So essentially Andrew sucks at everything. Even sucking. Amy is telling a sob story to Kat while drying the same glass for half an hour. Kat couldn’t care […]
Below Deck Recap: Shut Your Porthole!
I love the opening of the show. Nice to see Bravo giving Captain Lee the “star” treatment! We begin 31 hours before sail with Captain Lee sitting on the dock waiting for the crew to show up. Everyone appears to be in high spirits. Ben, Captain Lee, Eddie and Ben are all ready to go. […]
Below Deck Season Two Cast Announced
Here is the rundown on who will be on Below Deck Season 2. We have a brother/sister deal this season! Also, on a preview, Adrienne makes an appearance! YAY! Lee Rosbach, Captain- Born and raised in Saginaw Michigan, Harold Lee Rosbach is the second of seven children. While Rosbach has been in the industry for […]