We’re back on the boat with Louis and Hannah talking about how Hannah is frigid. Wait? This is the season finale? Did they only get eight episodes this season or are they pulling the plug on this shit show? Louis talks to the guys saying he’s always the scapegoat in the conversations when the truth […]
Southern Charm Savannah: Turks And Consequences
This week it is a time for a quick three day trip to Turks and Caicos to celebrate Hannah’s birthday. Everyone is going. After twelve minutes of spray tanning and packing, we finally get to Turks & Caicos. First stop is The Conch Shack. There they run into Robin, Hannah’s friend. Rum punches all around. […]
Southern Charm Savannah: Sorry, Not Sorry
Hagood and Catherine head to Wormsloe Plantation to use as a backdrop for Catherine’s portrait. It’s a beautiful place but one usually waits to do a portrait when one is married, though parents often have them done as a young child. This is an awkward time for Catherine’s portrait. Also, it’s 2018 and the common […]
Southern Charm Savannah: Paintballs of Fire
We pick up on this episode after the Christmas and New Years break. There is snow in Savannah! That almost never happens. Hannah and Louis are back from their holiday trip to Denver. Daniel wants the clan to get together to go paintballing. Hagood has successfully made her first batch of saké. It’s 22% alcohol. […]
Southern Charm Savannah: Duck, Duck, Boom
Y’all I am so into Big Brother this season that it is taking up too much of my time. While I will put most Bravo recaps in front of Bravo, this show is not one of them. So with apologies for the delay I am trying to get this done before Big Brother comes on […]
Southern Charm Savannah: Duck, Duck, Goosed
While the rest of the country is watching The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All I am here in purgatory repenting for my sins of saying words like “midget’ and “retard” by recapping this nonsense. In my defense some of my best friends are midgets and retards. Okay, not really. But I do have a relative […]
Southern Charm Savannah: Pearls, Pajamas & Lies
Hagood paints. Catherine drinks and whines to Brandon. Daniel and Lyle box. Everything is about Lyle and Catherine. It’s exhausting. Hagood’s parents come and her mother starts critiquing and redecorating her house again. Daniel and Hannah go kayaking. Daniel tries to get Hannah to quit her real job to focus on her “dress line.” Clearly […]
Southern Charm Savannah: Communication Breakdown
Catherine, the one who declined Lyles’s proposal last season is moving out of the alley and into a really nice apartment in Savannah over looking one of the many beautiful squares. I’ve thought about moving back there but healthcare in GA is so unaffordable, and not accepted anywhere. I’m exploring other options. Catherine and her […]
Southern Charm Savannah: Engagement Rings And Petty Things
It’s time for yet another finale. Even though it took awhile to get used to this new bunch, I believe we were all starting to come around just a little bit. I feel like Brandon sort of makes up for Catherine a bit. Everyone needs a GBF with a closet full of polished silver and […]
Southern Charm Savannah: Saint Simon Says
I am excited for tonight’s episode because the group is going to Saint Simon’s Island where Hannah’s daddy has a house. I lived on SSI for two years and have been looking at houses down there for a while. In my mind I am moving to either SSI or Charleston just as soon as I […]
Southern Charm Savannah: Bridge Over Troubled Waters
Tonight, everyone is back in Savannah after the hurricane evacuation; but, despite what we thought was a resolution of the situation between Ashley and Hannah it seems Ashley is not done churning up the water. Nelson has found himself in hot water by expressing his racism in Yiddish. It’s terribly sad to see the damage […]
Southern Charm Savannah: The Perfect Storm
2016 was a really crappy year in so very many ways, and one of those ways was all of the tropical storms and hurricanes. Three Bravo shows were affected by the weather. First, Top Chef Charleston filming was impacted by Tropical Storm Bonnie, and tonight, Hurricane Matthew will send the cast from Southern Charm Savannah to […]
Southern Charm Savannah: Hurricane On The Horizon
This show is tanking. HARD. It’s a shame because it could have been such a great show about a beautiful city but they just picked the wrong people. On the other hand, Ashley Borders really is the show. Once you accept that it is not the same sort of Southern Charm show you expected and […]
Southern Charm Savannah: Boys of Summer
It’s time for Southern Charm’s ugly step-child, Southern Charm Savannah the show one tunes into each week to answer the question, “Where will Ashley be in appropriately wet and nekkid this week?” Actually, I will take nekkid, wet Ashley over all the childhood trauma stories I just endured on the real Southern Charm tonight. Ugh. […]
Southern Charm Savannah: Par For The Strip Golf Course
Oh look, it is me back to recap a second episode of this drivel. The drinking word is “Country Day.” I’d like to point out that Savannah Country Day School is not particularly expensive or selective and they even have a program for the poors. NTTAWWT. I’m just saying it’s not like they went to […]
Southern Charm Savannah Premiere, “Welcome To Savannah, Y’all!”
I totally understand that running Southern Charm Savannah with a Southern Charm lead in is good for ratings, but It’s going to be the death of me. I am excited about the show though as I lived in Savannah for a bit over a year when I taught Middle School. It was the best and […]