We’re back on the boat with Louis and Hannah talking about how Hannah is frigid. Wait? This is the season finale? Did they only get eight episodes this season or are they pulling the plug on this shit show? Louis talks to the guys saying he’s always the scapegoat in the conversations when the truth […]

This week it is a time for a quick three day trip to Turks and Caicos to celebrate Hannah’s birthday. Everyone is going. After twelve minutes of spray tanning and packing, we finally get to Turks & Caicos. First stop is The Conch Shack. There they run into Robin, Hannah’s friend. Rum punches all around. […]

Hagood and Catherine head to Wormsloe Plantation to use as a backdrop for Catherine’s portrait. It’s a beautiful place but one usually waits to do a portrait when one is married, though parents often have them done as a young child. This is an awkward time for Catherine’s portrait. Also, it’s 2018 and the common […]

We pick up on this episode after the Christmas and New Years break. There is snow in Savannah! That almost never happens. Hannah and Louis are back from their holiday trip to Denver. Daniel wants the clan to get together to go paintballing. Hagood has successfully made her first batch of saké. It’s 22% alcohol. […]

Y’all I am so into Big Brother this season that it is taking up too much of my time. While I will put most Bravo recaps in front of Bravo, this show is not one of them. So with apologies for the delay I am trying to get this done before Big Brother comes on […]

While the rest of the country is watching The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All I am here in purgatory repenting for my sins of saying words like “midget’ and “retard” by recapping this nonsense. In my defense some of my best friends are midgets and retards. Okay, not really. But I do have a relative […]

Hagood paints. Catherine drinks and whines to Brandon. Daniel and Lyle box. Everything is about Lyle and Catherine. It’s exhausting. Hagood’s parents come and her mother starts critiquing and redecorating her house again. Daniel and Hannah go kayaking. Daniel tries to get Hannah to quit her real job to focus on her “dress line.” Clearly […]

Catherine, the one who declined Lyles’s proposal last season is moving out of the alley and into a really nice apartment in Savannah over looking one of the many beautiful squares. I’ve thought about moving back there but healthcare in GA is so unaffordable, and not accepted anywhere. I’m exploring other options. Catherine and her […]