Did anyone miss my Floribama Shore recaps? I pushed the taping of Top Chef off to the second viewing so I could watch this tonight. Top Chef will be up either later tonight or tomorrow morning. Today, I FINALLY got my fucking taxes done and in the mail after spending about seven hours on them […]
Floribama Shore Recap: Door Dash & Quarantine
Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight’s Floribama Shore recap is a twofer. For some reason they are giving us two back to back episodes and there are no later showings (two bad signs). It makes me feel like we are the only ones watching this season! But I don’t care! I neeeeed my Floribama Shore. All the […]
Floribama Shore Recap: Dude, Where’s My Hairdryer?
It’s time for another episode of WTF is wrong with Gus? Why can’t he let anything go this season? We start the Floribama Shore recap off with the aftermath of last week’s fight between Gus and Jeremiah. The snow is really coming down in Montana! Aimee is the only one out there enjoying it! It […]
Floribama Shore Recap: On Thin Ice
Since there is absolutely nothing on TV tonight at all, I suppose due to The Grammys that are also not on my TV, I’m ready to do a Floribama Shore recap. OR I COULD JUST BE AN IDIOT. I’m sleeping really weird hours again and I thought today was Sunday. It is my regular night […]
Floribama Shore Recap: Puke, Rally, Relay
After watching this week’s episode of New Amsterdam, I need a mental health break. And the stupidity of a Floribama Shore recap is just the ticket. Let’s see what these morons do next. We begin with Nilsa’s pregnancy announcement. Everyone is really happy about it. Like REALLY HAPPY. Except for Gus 1.0 who realizes he […]
Floribama Shore Recap: Montanabama Shore
I haven’t done a Floribama Shore recap since 2018. Apparently, I watched season three without admitting it to anyone. But the fourth season started last night and I can’t help but check in. So, barring some earthshattering breaking entertainment news I plan to enjoy this crappy day with Banjo and with up some sort of […]
Floribama Shore: Psycho-Ass Beach
I’m not sure if I am going to recap this or not this season, but I thought I’d at least half-ass a recap of the first episode to see if anyone admits to watching this with me. It seems the entire cast is back for a second season. I’m surprised they weren’t run out of […]
Floribama Shore: Snuggle Puddle
When last we left off with these morons, Aimee had pushed Kirk over into the coffee table. Kirk’s crime was apparently pointing out that all the THOTs in this house call their exes when they are drunk. I mean, that is something 20-year-old girls do. Why does stating that fact need to result in having […]
Floribama Shore: Drunken Words; Sober Thoughts
We begin this episode of Floribama Shore, just like we have begun all the others, in a bar, where a fight is happening. Nilsa is one again the person who instigated the fight. If you recall last week, Nilsa told Katrina that Jeremiah and Gus had a bet over who would get with Katrina first. […]
Floribama Shore: Princess, Goddess, Mermaid
I keep trying to get to this recap but the housewives keep on going to jail or getting their houses broken into and it just keeps getting pushed aside. But I am here for it now, even though I am really sleepy. Lately, whenever I eat I get all narcoleptic. But hopeful this trainwreck will […]
FloriBama Shore: Love You Like A Brother
I need to get you guys hooked on Floribama Shore. I am so much more down for the brawling in bars with twenty somethings than the staged crap on the housewives with grown folks. When last we left this show, Candace, who I thought was the only level-headed girl on the show started a bar […]
Floribama Shore: Home Sweet Home To Me
Damn you MTV. I already have Rocky Top stuck in my head and I haven’t even started the show yet. Brings back my own redneck bar days. We begin tonight in the aftermath of the huge bar fight last episode where the cops came and started hauling people off. None of the Real Worlders Redneck […]
Thoughts On Floribama Shore
Are y’all watching this mess? I am recording the second run and getting to it when I can. I have more than two things in every time slot on Monday nights. I do have some thoughts though. First of all the name is dumb. Floribama is not a thing when it comes to Panama City […]