Can anyone explain to me what the hell the point of this is? And what has happened to Vogue magazine? I mean, I didn’t think it could get any weirder than Anna Wintour sidling up to Kim Kardashian. And why do they keep promising us that Anna Wintour is leaving and then SHE DOESN’T LEAVE? […]
Do You Have Seven Minutes of Your Life To Waste?
People are always sending me things they see online in case I want to write about them. I mostly take Saturdays off with only the occasional post here and there. Today I was sent a link to a very short film starring Gigi Hadid. It is a very annoying seven minutes. I figure if I […]
China Refuses To Give Gigi Hadid A Visa So She Cannot Walk In The Victoria’s Secret Show
UPDATE Katy Perry has had her visa revoked after Chinese officials discovered that she performed in Taipei in a sunflower covered dress. Taiwan and China are at odds and the sunflower was at that time a symbol of Chinese opposition. Harry Styles is scheduled to replace Katy Perry. I believe that Taylor Swift is also […]
Yolanda Hadid, Gigi Hadid, Rihanna, Kendell Jenner and Others At The Met Gala
View this post on Instagram A post shared by YOLANDA (@yolanda.hadid) Look who went to the Met Gala with NotGigi2!
Shannon Beador’s Driving Lesson, And Two Cute Instagrams
Welcome to panic attack Tuesday! This video of Shannon teaching driving did nothing to relax my nerves. But the other two mother/daughter mother/grand-daughter ones are cute View this post on Instagram A post shared by Shannon Storms Beador (@shannonbeador) I can’t imagine Shannon Beador teaching anyone to drive. There is not enough valium in the […]
Gigi Hadid Defends Herself From Stalker Attack In Milan
View this post on Instagram A post shared by YOLANDA (@yolanda.hadid) I keep meaning to give a huge shout out to Yolanda Hadid for her miraculous recovery from Lyme disease. Since her second large divorce settlement she’s got a spring back in her step as she globe trots to watch her two beautiful daughters […]
RuPaul’s Drag Race Recap: Supermodel Snatch Game
By Contributing Writer, Lady Cocotte This week brings my favorite episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race: Snatch Game! It’s not an easy task. Stars have been made on Snatch Game but just as many have faltered. Let’s see who survives the ultimate gauntlet of drag! But before we start the fun, we have to revisit […]
If Your Mama Was Yolanda Foster, WTF Would You Do?
Someone sent me a blind item reveal from Crazy Days and Nights today: January 27, 2016 Arguably the second most famous person in this celebrity/reality family told a couple of people at a gathering that no one in her family has a disease which had been claimed most of the family suffers from. Gigi […]
Let’s Talk About Yolanda’s Bravo Blog (s)…
Before I plunge into this, here is a blind item that CDAN posted today. I’ve heard rumors that the lucative site was recently sold, but not sure about that. So take the blinds with a grain of salt. “Arguably the second most famous person in this celebrity/reality family told a couple of people at […]
Yolanda Fights Back After RHOBH Episode With New Sick Selfie With Bella
yolandahfoster ️Watching my babies struggle in silence in order to support me in my journey has struck the deepest core of hopelessness inside of me, it is because of them that I continue to fight relentlessly……. I will not allow them to live a life of pain and suffering……. I will prevail and walk to […]
David Foster Supports Step-Daughter Gigi Hadid At Versace Fashion Show
David Foster has been working in Paris this week. While he was there, his step daughter, Gigi Hadid was walking I the Versace show. So David headed off to his first ever fashion show to support her! David is really coming off as the a great guy in a really bad situation. But that doesn’t […]
David Foster Finally Had Enough of Extravagant Treatments, Blind Item Claims
The above picture was posted two days ago. There is so much wrong with this photo. What type of sick people take selfies with their doctors and post them to the Internet? Even in today’s selfie crazed society, when is THAT normal behavior. And when have you ever been in an exam room with fifty […]
Bella Hadid Discusses Her Struggles With Lyme Disease
One of the oddest things about Yolanda Foster’s struggle with her illness happened recently when she spoke at a Lyme Disease Gala where she was being honored and announced that Bella and Anwar both have “chronic lyme disease” as well. Just over a week ago Bella gave a lengthy interview to Evening Standard, a British publication where […]
RHOBH Casting News: Will Cody Simpson’s Mom Be on RHOBH?
I have to make this fast, but since y’all are asking, I want to get something up before I have my productive spurt. 🙂 TMZ is reporting that Angie Simpson, Cody Simpson’s mother is trying to get on RHOBH. I have heard this rumor before; however, it made more since before Yolanda Foster’s health […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3 Recap
Here we go. The final RHOBH Reunion episode. We start with all the discussion of vaginas and such. I just don’t know women who talk about vaginas all the time. Andy goes straight to the texts from Lisa to Kim. One says ” Be very careful or I will fuck you up! You be nice […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1 Recap: The Lyin’
It’s kind of ironic that some of my favorite people are Brandiloons. It’s even more ironic that my oldest and dearest Brandiloon has a) Given up alcohol for Lent …and stuck with it unlike me and (2) Is claiming she is not going to watch the reunion. I would suggest that she, and all of […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Choppy Edits
Cheers, motherfuckers! I am officially done with Lent with regard to the drinking. Please pray for the rest of us as we soldier on here. I think I made it 28 days, lost nary an ounce of weight, saw now improvement in my disposition and so fuck it. I was in full-blown self-pity mode so […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Slap
It seems like everyone is having trouble adjusting to the time change. I wonder if it is because they are west coasters? I never have jetlag in Europe but I do have trouble getting back on schedule when I get back home. I think it is because I sleep on the red-eye on the way […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: I’ll Have What She’s Having
Okay I know already this one is going to take awhile. I did no preloading and I didn’t have the First Look on tape. The Dinner From Hell Wow, it seems we go straight to dinner! But first Lisa Rinna fills in Eileen and Lisa Vanderpump. Yolanda wants to start the conversation talking about her daughter. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: “Welcome to Amsterdam?”
We begin with Yolanda’s scavenger hunt. I assume that is one of her shakes from home she is drinking? I wonder what is in there! Camille Grammer shows up for the race! Yolanda claims she did not make up the teams. No one wants to be on Brandi’s team (except Kim). The scavenger hunt […]
News From the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Reunion
The RHOBH reunion was filmed on Friday. By all accounts it was a ten-hour ordeal for the gang. Andy said it was the most intense RHOBH reunion in five seasons and that wore him out. It seems he placated the Pump though as sources indicate that Lisa was not the victim this season and […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap:
Yolanda Foster Brandi drops by her dear friend Yolanda’s house just like she didn’t just call her daughter an alcoholic on her last visit. Yolanda has Brandi doing a 21 day cleanse so that she can prove to the other girls that she doesn’t have a drinking problem. That will prove nothing. She is basically […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Sister Act
It’s time for more RHOBH! Are you ready? I’m not. So this recap will likely be later than usual. Still setting up. Is that a new opening ? Has Eileen’s always been in an blue evening gown with her hair up? What are they trying to do to her? Are all of those evening gown […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Drama Queens
Yolanda Yolanda an David going to Italy for a huge charity event where Sophia Loren and George Clooney will be honored by their charity. Yolanda is packing for several days and nights of black tie events. How is it possible that Yolanda has back fat? Or an ill-fitting bra? He breasts look huge. Have they always been huge? […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: It’s Just A Scratch
We begin with the physical altercation between Brandi and Kyle in which a perfectly good piece of pizza was thrown to the ground. Kim recognizes the severity of the issue when she asks what happened to her slice and Brandi nonchalantly admits to throwing it on the ground. Kyle and Kim have a discussion in […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: House of Cards
Tonight on RHOBH we are going to question Kim Richard’s sobriety! What a lovely storyline. Not. WTF is wrong with these people? But first, let’s take her to a wine tasting! On the two hour ride to the spa day, the ladies discuss their lady gardens in intimate detail. As a bunch of grown women are […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Live and Learn
I’m afraid this episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is going to be boring. I’m predicting most taking the kids to college stuff with Yolanda and Kyle. Perhaps I will be pleasantly surprised. I’m not holding my breath. Lisa Vanderpump We begin in Lisa’s bedroom where she is on the phone with Max who […]
Gigi Hadid Breaks Up With Teenaged Boyfriend
Oh young love, how dramatic and fragile. It seems Gigi Hadid has dumped her 17 year old Australian musician boyfriend. Or he dumped her, depending on what you read. Gigi’s modeling career has taken off by leaps and bounds with tons of recent photo shoots in London and an assignment with Sports Illustrated. Today she is in NYC going […]
Gigi Hadid Debuts in Boyfriend Cody’s Simpson’s Latest Music Video, Surfboard
Cody Simpson, the 17-year-old crooner from down under, may have been prematurely booted from #DWTS last night, but he’s riding high today, releasing his Surfboard video in the wake of his DWTS publicity. His 19-year-old cradle robbing girlfriend Gigi Hadid stars in the sexy but not raunchy video set mainly on the beach.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Premiere Preview
It’s time to preview this Monday’s two-hour Bravo premiere of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules which is once again sort of all blurred together. How exactly did Lisa work out that arrangement again? Anyway, this is a much rougher cut than the RHOA screener. No new intros and the old one […]