It’s time for another RHOBH Recap. I can’t say I am excited about it as both Camille Grammer and Lisa Vanderpump make an appearance. I’ll probably just skip over that part. It’s been never ending panic attacks since another post about RHOBH last week. Then, today a lot happened at the house involving an unexpected […]
RHOBH Recap: Grilling Me Softly
It’s time for the RHOBH Recap where all the RHOBH get on a bus and go “camping!” What could possibly go wrong? Oh yeah, Camille Grammer is going. #Buzzkill I really wish they would have just relegated her to be Lisa Vanderpump’s ass licker for the remainder of the season. I confess I am not […]
RHOBH Recap: The Ultimate Ultimatum
All the previews I’ve seen in preparation for this RHOBH Recap have featured the return of Season 1 Camille. I thought she was getting a bad edit since the whole Kavanaugh Hearings nonsense that was coming our of her mouth. But the more clips I watched, the worse she was. Post production people are actual […]
RHOBH Recap: Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?
It’s time for another RHOBH Recap already! I feel like they are coming faster and faster like the candies on the belt in the Lucille Ball episode where Lucy and Ethel work at the candy factory. I still haven’t even gotten to watch Killing Eve yet! Let’s just get to all the drama. Ugh. I […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: A Supreme Snub
Who is ready for another episode of RHOBH where Kyle Richards gets blamed for LVP’s backfired plans? Also, I fear that comments are going to get political when Lisa Rinna and Denise Richards disagree with Camille Grammer’s views on Brett Kavanaugh. We actually tried to talk about the Kavanaugh hearings here. I’m not sure how […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: A Wolf In Camille’s Clothing
On tonight’s episode of RHOBH we will see the fall out from the big blowup between Kyle Richards and Lisa Vanderpump last week. It you missed that drama check out last week’s RHOBH recap here! Once everyone gets downloaded by Kyle Richards on the showdown, including Maurico, we have one scene of LVP playing the victim. […]
Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Showdown At Villa Rosa
Tonight on RHOBH, Dorit Kemsley deals with the fallout of the tabloid story Lisa Vanderpump planted. Kyle Richards has an epic fallout with Lisa Vanderpump that ends their friendship forever. Can this please be the finale episode with Lisa Vanderpump in it?
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Eat, Drink And Be Married
I cannot believe it is already time for another episode of #puppygate RHOBH! I feel like we just went through all of this! Where did the weekend go? I have several other recaps I planned on doing today but there was so much breaking news I am really far behind. But nothing can stop me […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (RHOBH): Fifty Shades of Shade
Who is ready for more #PuppyGate on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? It seems we have a couple more episodes of RHOBH to get through before the entire truth comes out. Then, once it does, Lisa Vanderpump will make her last appearance of the season at Denise’s wedding. Then finally we can move on to […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: The Proof Hurts
Gather round ladies and gentleman, it’s time for another episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills #PuppyGate starring Lisa Vanderpump as the wrongfully accused villain. Tonight, Ken Todd once again inserts himself in women’s business by demanding texts of one of his employee’s private conversations. Because, that’s perfectly normal and legal right? Wrong. Rest assured […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Bahama Drama
This is the episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where if we are going to see this epic moment with Dorit Kemsley getting harrassed by Jasmine Lennard it will happen. I’m almost positive it won’t be shown, but a girl can dream. Thankfully, the link has the video. We also get to see Lisa […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Sun and Shade In The Bahamas
On tonight’s episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump’s manipulation of Kyle Richards and Teddi Mellencamp has it’s own day in the sun. There were comments in the Vanderpump Rules recap from last night’s show begging Bravo to keep Lisa Vanderpump ‘s role to a minimum and take her manipulations and side-sniping back to […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Eat Your Heart Out
After last week’s exciting premiere episode of Real housewives of Beverly Hills, with Lisdramatic dog set up, this episode was bound to disappoint. It seems like it will be filler in between the explosive first episode and the trip to the Bahamas. I suppose we might make it to the plane by the end of the […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Lucy, Lucy, Apple Juicy
It’s time! It’s time! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season première is upon us and I have never been so excited. Okay, now I am even more excited, they started with flashbacks of the Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd screaming at Kyle Richards! This is incredible! Lisa Vanderpump had Kyle Richards backing up and Ken […]
New Lady Gaga Video G.U.Y. With The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
YAY! I finally got it to play after defragging and cleaning my laptop! My biggest reaction was to Andy Cohen as Zeus, AKA wonky eye in the sky. It was very odd and I didn’t get the point of his disembodied head floating in the sky at all. I thought the housewives band was cute. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Kids Are Alright
Back in Puerto Rico the witches coven is having an early meeting . Carlton would be so sad that she missed this. Everyone has convicted Lisa of the crime of telling Brandi to pack her tabloids for the Palms Springs trip months ago. Even Joyce and Michael are joining in on the conviction. Lisa and Ken […]
RHOBH Cast Shakeup Rumors
Y’all have been asking me in emails (thank you) if the rumors here and there about Joyce and Carlton being axed from RHOBH are true. I can’t answer that because nothing has happened yet with contracts. What I can tell you is that Lisa Vanderpump and Yolanda Foster are not campaigning TOGETHER for anything. I […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Too Ridiculous to Recap
This is the stupidest episode that has ever aired on Bravo. Lisa Vanderpump stuffed tabloids in Brandi’s luggage on the way to Palm Springs? Because of the two, Lisa Vanderpump is the one with the finger on the pulse of the tabloids? Because, duh, Lisa has nothing better to do. It’s not like she is […]
Lisa Vanderpump Addresses RHOBH Drama
This season, Lisa Vanderpump has found herself at the wrong end of many attacks by people she has considered friends for years. All season long, the Richards sisters and Brandi have been promising us that “we will see” what a manipulative bitch Lisa is. Well, so far, they are coming off as the backstabbers. Last […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Turning Down the Crown
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the continuation of the malodorous plot dethrone Queen Lisa. Carlton goes to the witch store to pick up a few witchy things and invites Yolanda. Carton is getting a candle reading. The candle reader tells her she is doing a great job of standing in […]
RHOBH Reunion Fight Card 2014
There is a reason that the finale is generally filmed after the final episode of the season airs. One reason is so that the brawling that always seems to occur at the reunion does not cloud the cast mates reaction to the remaining episodes. This season of RHOBH is different. For some reason the reunion […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: It’s All Lisa Vanderpump’s Fault!
This week on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills the attempt to take down Lisa Vanderpump begins in earnest. Pay careful attention to Brandi this episode. She will attempt to sway the girls, particularly the Richards sisters and Yolanda to distance themselves from Lisa Vanderpump. You see, it’s important when social bullying to have the numbers […]
All the Dresses From Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion
Note: Sorry for the erroneous update. I am used to talking to Joyce and wasn’t paying attention. I have removed the update from here as it was a fan site twitter account. Of course this took forever as the laptop decided to crash….ugh…going back to bed. It’s always fun to see what the ladies […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion: It’s Wrap!
Andy Cohen just announced that the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion just finished filming at 9 pm their time. I suppose if they hurry home they can see some of the Opening Ceremonies. What a crappy night to film the reunion, Andrew. Andy tweeted “Oh LORD we JUST wrapped #RHOBHReunion – it is a DOOZY. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Carlton Continues to Look For Tits on an Ant
Lisa and Kyle are meeting with Kevin Lee the crazy party planner to plan a birthday dinner for Ken and Mauricio. Kyle wants it black tie chic to be the antithesis of Carlton’s nasty pool orgy. Yolanda will be at David’s daughter’s wedding. Kyle says to invite Carlton because they are on good terms. Oh Kyle. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Curse of Carlton
I am so not excited to recap this episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Not because I have written eleventy billion posts in the last 72 hours, but because it is Carlton’s lesbian pool party. Gross. Yet, I soldier on . Carlton is already comparing her party to Eyes Wide Shut. Thankfully, she shuffles […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Gun Ranges and Self-Defense Classes? Is This a Good Plan?
Brandi got a replacement dog. She hates him because he lifts his leg when he pees. So why get a male dog, dumbass. That is what they do. Brandi is going to Sacramento for a book signing. Her father lives there. They have not been speaking because she called him a drug dealer in her […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Luaus and Lies
Welp, Boys and Squirrels, I have some bad news about tonight’s episode. I completely fast forwarded through the whole first look. It was all Brandi and Carlton pole dancing and leering at each other. I’m just so not interested in hearing Carlton talk about how much she loves female bodies. We get it. We got […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Let’s Go To Cabo
It’s time for the annual Vanderpump Rules trip. Once again they are doing it on Stassi’s birthday so it can be all about her. Again. Once again, Jax is not invited but coming anyway. God I miss my flat belly from my twenties. I miss when it was fun to go clothes shopping because everything […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: If All Else Fails, Cry
We return to the lovely dinner party Lisa has arranged with Brandi still screaming “Shut the Fuck Up!” Michael is asking her very politely to watch her language. Brandi tries to play the victim card saying she has no husband to speak up for her. Correct, Brandi and there is a reason for that. You […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Rich People Annoy Me
Sorry I didn’t stick around for this last night. I just feel like hell and finally just went to bed. I am giving it another try now and it seems like this episode is more separate from RHOBH than I thought. Tom is pissed at Jax for spreading rumors about him. Really? Because isn’t this […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap
I really, really think Joyce’s husband is hot as hell. He reminds me of my one great love. Only he was not that big yet, and just a bartender at the Wind of Change… sigh. Oh how I fucked THAT up. But moving on. Oh look. Carlton is taking her submissive and his mother fetish […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Well I am near a TV, painfully sober and am going to try to blog this but I don’t think I have a pause feature so it is going to be quite brief. Joyce and her husband are at dinner. Brandi says this scene was filmed after filming ended. I agree we did not really […]