I’m not sure if this is going to be a MDLNY Recap or not. I got tired of doing them because I was basically just describing houses and telling you the contract negotiations and that was pretty dry. But this week looks like a special covid episode where they suddenly have listing appointments outside the […]
MDLNY Recap: New Girl On The Block
Wow! It has been forever since we had a MDLNY recap! It was prepandemic! Page views and comments went down hear during the pandemic, and it was shocking to see how many comments this show used to get. Now that things are easing up, and I am starting to get back on track with the […]
Fredrik Eklund Admits He Was An Alcoholic
Friday’s are usually very slow news days. But today I am slammed and I have more exclusive tea coming (I think I am supposed to make it a blind). So in other unexpected news, Fredrik Eklund has posted on his social media that he was a highly functioning alcoholic. I did not see this coming […]
MDLLA Recap: Hollywood Royalty
Look at me trying to get a MDLLA recap up on the night that it airs! Tonight is the season finale, so it was my last shot at being on time. I wonder what will be on Bravo next Tuesday night? Maybe I’ll have Tuesdays off for a couple of weeks? Will we get to […]
MDLLA Recap: Bird Streets, Castles, & Wildfires (Triple Recap)
I got really behind on MDLLA Recaps. I have episode nine and ten on DVR and Nanette sent photos. Nothing taped for me last week and Nanette did not send photos. So was assuming that there were only ten episodes this season. However, wikipedia says there are twelve. So? I’m confused. I’m going do do […]
MDLLA Recap: 24 Hours Or Else
Is everyone enjoying a lazy Saturday? I know I am. I’m really good at being lazy. So I am going to make this MDLLA recap quick and dirty (I hope). It’s hot so while I can’t get any wine right now, I’m drinking beer. And gaining around a pound a minute. But whatever.
MDLLA Recap: Flagg It Or Bag It
Last night, I had ONE JOB. All I had to do was a MDLLA recap. I was tinkering with an upcoming exclusive but it was more than my brain can handle. So I was all ready to actually get one of these recaps out on the day the show aired. I got Banjo settled and […]
MDLLA Recap: Ze Plane! Ze Plane!
I literally thought I had already done this MDLLA recap, but I have not. I blame Covid brain, and he fact that my DVR is trying to die in this fucking pandemic. So, not time like the present I guess. Maybe Fredrick Eklund will be on. It’s one of those days that we all need […]
MDLLA Recap: Storm The Castle
Million Dollar Listing LA not only comes on on a busy night, it is 75 minutes long which makes it difficult for me to recap timely because of other shows. So this may be my lasst MDLLA recap. I’m not getting many views and I feel like you guys are kind of over it. Plus, […]
MDLLA Recap: Altman Versus Fredrik
Finally we get the episode we have been waiting for when Fredrik Eklund shows up to take over the LA Real Estate Market. But before we get to this week’s MDLLA recap, there is some news about Mauricio and The Agency. First much ado was made about Mauricio closing one of his offices. Why? Who […]
MDLLA Recap: A Rock And A Hard Price
Somehow the end of the week is suddenly slammed with shows to recap. So I’m going to get right on this MDLLA recap and see if maybe, just maybe we get Fredrik this week! Hopefully, he will end up taking Tracy’s spot as she is getting on my nerves. I have headache, perhaps from the […]
MDLLA Recap: Razor’s Edge
This week’s MDLLA recap should include the arrival of Fredrik Eklund and his family to Los Angeles. I don’t get on Instagram much but when I am feeling a bit down, I got to Fredrik’s IG. He seems very happy with his life in California. His children are so stunningly gorgeous I can’t believe they […]
MDLLA Recap: Altman And Flagg’s Co-List
It feels like it’s been years since we had a MDLLA episode. I’m probably going to need a minute to get all the names straight for the MDLLA recap! The title alone suggests this will be good. Did the two Josh’s really agree to a co-listing? It’s the end of the world as we know […]
MDLNY Recap: This Is A Great Season!
I kind of lied about this being a MDLNY Recap. It’s more of a discussion posts for the first six episodes. I’m loving this episode. Mostly because Luis is back. I’m starting episode six now and I still haven’t seen the new guy I EXCLUSIVELY told y’all about yet. Maybe this is the episode? I […]
Fredrik Eklund And Derek Kaplan Have Moved To Beverly Hills!
Every day I get emails with information about various reality TV folks. Sometimes I just don’t believe it. Tonight I got an email saying that Fredrik Eklund, his husband David and their adorable children have moved to Beverly Hills. My first thought was, “There is no way this is true.” And yet, it is. Fredrik […]
Luis D. Ortiz Is Back For The New Season of MDLNY!
Finally some good news! Luis is back in the real estate business for the new season of Million Dollar Listing New York! I have missed Luis since he threw in the towel and took some time off to travel the world. His Instagram was full of videos of Luis as he embarked on some sort […]
Some Bravolebs Went All Out For Christmas!
Well we survived another Christmas! The sun is shining the days are getting longer and spring is in sight! Let’s check in on has some of the housewives and other Bravolebrities spent their Christmas day. The Biermann’s went to a lot of trouble to show off this year. Santa came to their house along with […]
Bethenny and Fredrik Final Episodes
I would have been much better at recapping this, but I just hate half hour shows. There is more setup time involved than actual show time. Its seems counterproductive. But I do like this show, so here are my thoughts on the last two episodes. The first thing we learn is Bethenny is one of […]
Bethenny & Fredrik: He Said, She Said
It’s weird to see Bethenny & Carole as friends in these episodes. This was filmed way back in May of 2017 and clearly things went south shortly thereafter. Bethenny gets several checks from this show, one as talent and one as executive producer and her production company either producer the whole show or was credited […]
Bethenny & Fredrik Tribecalvania & Beach Retreat
I’m just going to zip though these last two episodes and see if there is anything interesting to report. If not, maybe I’ll just talk about how I am starting to wonder if one of the houses in my neighborhood is a meth house. On the first episode, Fredrik is on an African safari somewhere […]
Bethenny & Fredrik Hitting The Pavement
I hate that there is only one thirty minute show tonight. That is generally not enough to necessitate a recap. But I will make this quick post for discussion purposes. We start at Ann Sacks where Bethenny and Fredrik will get free bathroom fixtures and bathtubs. This doesn’t stop Bethenny from asking for the designer […]
Bethenny & Fredrik: The Proof Is In the Porcelain
I’m so glad they are giving us back to back half hour episodes. I hate half hour episodes they just mess up the schedule. If they go to half an hour with a rerun I will be doing this show on Wednesdays. Because I still have This Is Us to get to and I don’t […]
Bethenny & Fredrik Looks Amaaaaaaaazing!
View this post on Instagram A post shared by Bethenny Frankel (@bethennyfrankel) These two powerhouses are well-respected in their individual fields. Bethenny Frankel is a self-made businesswoman who founded Skinnygirl Cocktails and expanded the Skinnygirl brand into a lifestyle empire. Fredrik Eklund is one of the top real estate entrepreneurs in New York City, with more than […]
Fredrik Eklund And Derek Kaplan Are Finally Dads!
The babies are here! The babies are here! Fredrik just posted photos of him and Derek with their new twins, Milla and Fredrik! I could not be happier for them!
Million Dollar Listing New York Finale: The French Connection
By The Lady Cocotte As shocking as it seems, tonight is the Million Dollar Listing New York season finale. So soon? Mais oui! So let’s pack our bags. We have a LENNY freaking KRAVITZ launch in Paris and our flight is boarding. And if we’re lucky, maybe a very special friend will meet us at […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Wake, Sell, Repeat & Pushing the Envelopes
By The Lady Cocotte I think I owe you all an apology. I’ve been under the weather (damn you, Lymopause!) and fell woefully behind on the Million Dollar Listing New York recaps. For shame! Well, Mistress Tamara has wisely shortened the chains on my radiator and I’m back. So bring on the real estate shenanigans! […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: It Takes a (East) Village
By The Lady Cocotte Last week was so much fun I couldn’t resist coming back for another exciting episode of Million Dollar Listing New York. Will Ryan’s no-gimmick gimmick pay off? Will Steve survive his ball busting co-lister? Will Fredrik sweet talk his way out of trouble (again)? Of course they will. But dang […]
Million Dollar Listing New York double feature: Ice, Ice Ryan and Co-List Or No-List
By The Lady Cocotte Million Dollar Listing New York is getting screwed, y’all. Not only is it running the same time as the Big Brother live eviction episode (otherwise known as Tamara Tattles’ must watch show of the week), it’s also competing in a summer jam packed with RHOA filming news, baby mama drama […]
WWHL With Dorinda Medley and Fredrik Eklund
I was so into the premiere of Big Brother last night that I completely forgot to check to see who was on WWHL. OMG! Dorinda and Fredrik! This should be good! I love what Dorinda is wearing. It’s a gorgeous beaded short dress. I hope I can find a photo for you. Dorinda says it […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Under The Influencers
Ryan Ryan’s client, Nick is late. When he finally shows up he has The Fat Jewish with him. The Fat Jew is making more comments on the property than the actual client. Plus the apartment is way over his budget. The apartments in his price range were much smaller. I think Ryan made a mistake […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Hashtag, You’re It!
Ryan This week, Ryan is trying to sell the two townhouses he listed last week on the same street. The less expensive of the two properties has a seller who barely speaks and is probably the most laid back person on the planet. Ryan brings him a low offer and he just say, “Okay, let’s […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Frankel-y Speaking
Fredrik It’s a RHONY cross-over tonight with Bethenny Frankel checking out one of Fredrik’s listings on her street in solo. Bethenny seems to really like the apartment. She would make one of the six bedrooms a walk in closet. Because, SIX BEDROOMS? Just as Bethenny is randomly asking if the architect is gay or straight, […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: The Kids Aren’t Alright
Fredrik Fredrik is going after a listing in Soho this week that is two of the last cast iron buildings. That sounds like a lot safer place for me to live than on top of the Four Seasons. Maybe I should change my go fund me to this place. It’s just sixteen and a half […]