Alex Perry is a twat waffle. The show hasn’t even started but Banjo and I just did our 15 minute walk for the day and I was thinking that Micheal needs to replace him for the next reunion. We need to start some sort of petition in Australia. Also, now that I see Pettifleur’s […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Reunion Recap
It’s time for the much anticipated Real Housewives of Melbourne Reunion. I love when they show everyone arriving and getting into make-up. Lydia has gorgeous hair. Alex Perry is such a douchebag. Why doesn’t someone tell him that sunglasses are not hair pieces. I really appreciate that this group of ladies don’t make me […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Bye, Bye Bitches!
Well, I think this was the finale. First of all, no one is watching this show in the US. No. One. They broke half a million viewers on the premeire episode of the season, and it’s been down hill since. Their lowest week was 312,000 viewers! Part of the problem is that Bravo won’t run […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne With Kathy Lee and Hoda
Sorry for the delay in the recap. I’m taking the weekend off to enjoy the four day nonstop marathon of Mad Men. I’m only like six hours behind. Don’t spoil me, bro. In the meantime you can chat about Melbourne here. On that show you can spoil me.
Real Housewives of Melbourne Double Recap
I am going to do a quick catchup on Real Housewives of Melbourne. This will be a double recap. For the window lickers who are a tad slow that means I will be recapping TWO episodes as if it were just one two hour show. I really need to do this fast so I can […]
Would You Like Some Real Housewives of Melbourne Tea?
I have been sitting on some Real Housewives of Melbourne tea that I was sent a couple days ago because I though I would include it in a recap. Now that I have been so busy with other stories that I have fallen behind, and will do a DOUBLE recap either today or tomorrow, I […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: The Thrilla in Manilla?
I was so riveted by Grey’s Anatomy (YOU MUST WATCH THAT EPISODE IF YOU HAVE NOT), Scandal and American Crime that I could not tear myself away to recap this. Please do not spoil those shows in comments for those who haven’t seen them yet. We are back in the Philippines. Gina is still shouting […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Manila Bound
I don’t think I ever got around to watching last week’s Real Housewives of Melbourne! Ooops. Manila’s department of Tourism must have a big budget as this is the second Real Housewives franchise to be flown in to increase interest in Manila tourism. They are having a huge Tourism campaign in 2015 to try […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: It’s Tee Time!
I was taking my purple pen to Brandi’s LONGASS Bravo blog and completely forgot that I have a Thursday night recap now. So let’s tune in to see what the Real Housewives of Melbourne are up to this week! Gina Janet goes to meet Gina for coffee. Janet looks really good! Lover the hair and […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: A Non Heroin Chic Fashion Parade…
Chyka Lydia meets Chyka for lunch. I assume they are going to rehash last week’s episode. Lydia is headed to Florence and it seems Arena is not going to take us with her. Lydia seems to want us to know she is way too young to have a kid getting married. Chyka tells Lydia that […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Murder Mystery Party
Well, fuck. I was just watching last night’s idol and doing a bit of hormonal singing and crying. VOTE FOR QUENTIN! We have 3 great black guys in the top 12 and the black guy vote is being split and Quentin is on the bubble. I loves me some Quentin! And also vote for Joey […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Season 2 Premiere Recap: Potty Time!
I am so behind on recapping this week. I promise Dance Moms and Catfish and more are in the pipeline. Things are just a bit busy around here today. But first let’s go to those lovely ladies from down under, the Real Housewives of Melbourne. NOW IN PRIMETIME! They are only doing the previews […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Returns in Prime Time !
The most exciting part of last night’s RHOBH, happened during a commercial break when Bravo released a new commercial for the Real Housewives of Melbourne. Today they included a full press release in my daily update. I’m so excited. I love when we get international shows. NEW YORK – February 17, 2015 – Bravo Media […]
Jackie Gilles Spills The Tea On New Real Housewives of Melbourne
The Real Housewives of Melbourne’s season two premiere on February 22nd but the ladies are already making the rounds with the press down under. Jackie Gilles had a lot to say to News.com.au click here for their full interview excerpted in part below. Gilles says of the new ladies, “The group definitely has changed, it’s […]
Today Totally Calls for Some Gina Liano
Today calls for a little bit of Gina in my life. Thank God Andrea is gone. These two new ones just reek of nutbar. Gina has made it clear she’s not too friendly with the new girls, but swears she is not involved in much of the requisite conflict in season two. Pettifleur has a […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Part 2
I’ve been wanting to watch this but had to wait so I had time to recap. I’m still a bit under the weather. So I’m just going to do a quickie. I’m a bit sleep deprived and cranky so don’t expect much. Jackie talks about her psychic abilities. And we get a montage of the […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Reunion: What Language Are They Speaking?
This reunion seems a bit cooler than US reunions in the beginning. They show all the ladies coming in to the dressing rooms with out make-up. What was on Janet’s face. Why is their hair wet? Janet talks about how bad things have gotten in the press. The announcer says something like “And now the […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Finale Recap
We start this week with Jackie and Ben auditioning burlesque dancers for their beverage launch. There were nipple tassels. There were but tassels. Jackie and Ben disagreed on which girl to pick so they hired them all. Gina is having an event and calls Janet to make sure she is coming . It’s a benefit […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: Bitch Party
“When life throws rocks, I melt them down into diamonds” Is possibly the worst tagline ever. Janet and Chyka go on a high-end shopping trip with a personal shopper. Janet still want Gina to apologize. For something. Maybe calling them cunts? Gina is going to see an elite matchmaker to find her a man. Did […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: To Moving On!
It’s time to head back down under to see watch these witches are doing. Melbourne truly is a beautiful city. Too bad is it so far away. Lydia goes over to some idiot woman’s house to gossip about the girls. But first, Lydia completely misses the woman’s joke about not having carbs since 1964. It […]
Behind the Scenes Drama From Real Housewives of Melbourne
I received an email with a link to this interesting BlogSpot with exactly one entry today. It’s an open letter to Gina Liano from the Real Housewives of Melbourne written back in April. It seems the show was over and the reunion had been filmed and someone *cough* Lydia *cough* was butthurt over editing. Lydia, […]