Tamara Tattles recently received information from an anonymous source that Wendy Williams was in Florida with her best friend Regina. At the time that was all of the information that I had and it really wasn’t enough for a post. Was Wendy in rehab down there? Were they just holed up at the beach? There […]
Mario Singer Calls The Cops On Former Mistress Turned Girlfriend “Kasey” Dexter
UPDATED! Apparently, there was another police report filed on the 5th, which was supposed to be Kasey’s last day there. And in that report she tells the po po that Mario discovered her cheating via some sort of hidden bedroom camera. That is kind of creepy. On that police visit, Mario agrees to go stay […]
Here Comes Hurricane Irma!
Alright Florida, and other southeastern coastal areas. I’m gonna need you all to evacuate. Why are so many of you thinking you are going to ride this storm out? Please check in here and let us know what your plans are. Charleston may need to evacuate in a few days also.
Kate Chastain’s Domestic Battery By Strangulation Case Crawls Forward
On last week’s episode of Below Deck, Head Stew Kate Chastain invited her girlfriend at the time, Ro Hernandez, to visit her on her day off at a Caribbean resort. We got to see a whole lot of PDA between the two and assess their interactions. Ro seemed quite into Kate and perhaps […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Season Finale “Curtain Call” (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers below Well Freaktards I’m sad to say that the Freak Show ends tonight. Though last week’s episode had a season finale feel to it, we still need to find out the fate of Elsa, Dandy, & the rest of the freaks. First, I will quickly recap episode 12 before I […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 12- “Show Stoppers” Precap
Warning: Spoilers & Spoiler pictures below By: Urethra Franklin Thank you Freaktards for all the well wishes & health tips you gave me last week. I’m feeling better, but I really need some sunshine. It’s been ELEVEN days without it, and NO I’m not in prison. It’s just a gloomy winter, and I need […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show “Magical Thinking” (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: SPOILER ALERT with the Mother of all spoilers too. Happy New Year Freaktards! I’m experiencing a holiday hangover after spending over two weeks with three generations of my big fat ethnic family. They have exhausted me, and I have been fighting the cold from hell. I’ve been sick for days now. […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 10 “Orphans” (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Tonight’s Freak Show is what fans have been eagerly waiting for, an episode with extra Pepper! It is the midseason finale before the holiday break that will connect Season 4 with Season 2 of the series. Besides the return of fan favorite Pepper (Naomi Grossman), Sister Mary Eunice also returns to AHS […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 9 Two Heads, Double The Fun (Recap)
By: Urethra Franklin Dandy visit’s Maggie at the Freak Show for a fortune reading because he’s having some bad luck with the ladies. She tells him that his voice is very familiar. Maybe if he calls her ‘tiny tits’ again that may jog her memory of almost being sawed in half by him in episode […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 9 “Tupperware Party Massacre” (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers below if you consider a pic of Dandy naked a spoiler. Originally several weeks ago it was reported that the title of AHS: Freak Show episode 9 was “The Fat Lady Sings.” Then the week that it was announced that Jimmy (Peter Evans) was performing a Nirvana song, it was […]
American Horror Story Freak Show Episode 8 Blood Bath & Beyond (Recap)
By: Urethra Franklin Gloria Mott is lying on Dr. Feinbloom’s couch, her therapist whose face we never see. She is anxiously smoking a cigarette while playing with her gold lighter. She tearfully vents that she won’t commit Dandy, and we see flashbacks about his childhood days & upbringing. She thinks of Dandy as foreigner because […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 8 “Blood Bath” (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers below, but I don’t name names. Welcome back Freaktards! Though it was only a one week break from AHS, it felt longer to me. That’s probably due to the fact that I didn’t recap episode 7, which is the first time I hadn’t recapped an episode for y’all since I […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 7, Test of Strength (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Warning Freaktards: MAJOR SPOILERS WOW tonight’s episode of American Horror Story: Freak Show is going to be good & bad with violence, music, sex, and heartbreaking DEATH! Really I should just STFU right now, but I need TT to loosen up my damn chain. #SorryNotSorry Last week Jimmy showed up at the Mott mansion determined […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 6 Recap Secret Lovers and Cuddle Buddies
By: Urethra Franklin Fate. Destiny. Luck… That is what the bullseye wheel represents. Elsa narrates that in life we make all sorts of choices, but none of it matters because we all are spinning on the bullseye wheel of life. She’s practicing her knife throwing skills while imagining her freaks are strapped to the wheel. […]
American Horror Story: FreakShow Precap Episode 6 “Bullseye”
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers that may or may not be true. Just sayin’. What does Gloria do for her psychotic man-child when he comes home bloodied after murdering a male prostitute? She gives him some new play toys, the Tattler twins, courtesy of Elsa. Jealously & delusional ambition drove Elsa to show up at […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 5 Recap Pink Cupcakes & Hookers
By: Urethra Franklin In a fantasy scene, The Morbidity Museum is hosting an elegant gala to unveil their newest exhibit of “Modern Mutations” provided by Stanley, or whatever his alias is in this scene. The curator removes the covering to reveal an aquarium with Paul the Illustrated Seal’s nude body inside with autopsy stitches. […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 5 “Pink Cupcakes” (Preview)
By Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoiler-ish like poisoned cupcakes. In last week’s episode there was a lot of character development & shocking moments. Dandy killed our favorite sassy maid Dora over his shit stained fruit of the looms, and we got some back story on several of the freaks. Maybe some of you shed a tear […]
American Horror Story Freak Show: Perverts, Freaks & Clowns Episode 4 Recap
By Urethra Franklin Late at night with creeping green smoke Edward Mordrake’s enslaved spirit drifts through the circus grounds visiting each freak. Legless Suzy tries to escape, but Mordrake grabs her hair and tosses her like a Weeble toy. She wobbles upright as he hovers over her “How did you come to be here? Tell […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Teaser Precap Episode 4, Killers & Kinky Leather
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoiler-ish so spank me. Last week Elsa Mars’ song summoned me to download “Gods and Monsters” as well as Mr. Hot Goth Mordrake & his 2nd evil face to the Freak Show. Luckily for Ethel she was “not the one”, and her life & soul was spared by Mordrake from being […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Secrets Revealed
OMG I was bingewatching Bad Judge and time got away from me. Suddenly, I am 9 minutes late into RHONJ and it is NOT taping! I tuned in just in time to hear Amber telling Dina about “Alana” the hooker side of her? WTF? I feel like I missed so much in nine minutes! Did […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show
By: Urethra Franklin The American Morbidity Museum is jam packed with memorabilia & specimens of medical oddities of both humans & animals. If you pause & look at the close-ups shots of the exhibit you will notice the inspiration for the haunting AHS:FreakShow opening main title credits showcasing freaky skeletons & a wiggling Lobster Boy […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show
By: Urethra Franklin Hallo mein liebchen Freaktards! Every year AHS does a 2 part Halloween episode and tonight is part 1, and we will find out who the baddest witch in town is. Ooopsie wrong season. Actually we might find out who the baddest freak in town is, and that could possibly be Edward […]
WWHL Guest List Updates: GREAT NEWS FOR AHS: FREAKTARDS!
Here at TT we have a very special group of cool kids, affectionately called the freaktards that gather together here to discuss American Horror Story. Let’s just say they are going to be VERY pleased with the new additions to the WWHL guest line up. Check through to see why.
Urethra Franklin’s Brilliant Observations of American Horror Story Episode 2
Our AHS expert, UF is having a busy week. These recaps take him several hours to perfect and he just can’t fit it in this week. However, he didn’t want you guys not to have a place to talk and he wanted to share some of his observations so this week’s recap will be more […]
American Horror Story Freak Show Episode 2 Precap: Matinees and Massacres
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: This is blog is spoiler-ish, but not enough to spoil your freaky fun. Get ready freaktards because we are about to be thrilled & scared shitless again for another 90 minute episode tonight titled “Matinees and Massacres.” There are still many more freaks that we have to meet, and tonight we […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: #SorryNotSorry
We are starting with a fake scene filmed in June. This time Kathy and Jacqueline will not be eating salad, or lunch, no dear readers, this time we get to watch them eat…..wait for it….Kathy’s cannoli! Because watching Jac, who did not film the entire season eat random food items is still more interesting than […]
American Horror Story Freak Show: Episode 1 Recap Monsters Among Us
By Urethra Franklin So far in the AHS series we lived in the Murder House, we escaped the Asylum, and then we protected the Coven. Now we are entering the Freak Show. The opening scene starts off with Dot Tattler’s face askew & off center to the far right of the screen as if hiding […]
Gather ‘Round Freaktards! American Horror Story: Freak Show Premieres Tonight!
By Urethra Franklin Last season you were the scurrdy cats at our very own Coven of witches here at TT, but now I want to affectionately call you freaktards. Just embrace it, and don’t be offended by the lack of political correctness. We’re supposed to have freaky fun while freaking out while watching American Horror […]
Dina Manzo and Amber Marchese Blog War. Winner? Manzo!
I started this blog thinking that only Dina had a new post up. But Amber snuck one in that was either late from last week or early for this one. I guess she might be trying to avoid the part where she is sitting on the curb crying. Anyway, there is a lot to catch […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Jim, Please Pack Your Knives and Go
It’s time to tune in to RHONJ and find out how long Jim Marchese lasts in Florida before (hopefully) being thrown out in his pointy little head. We’re back in Florida and everyone is drunk. Bobby confronts Jim over the rumor he is putting out that Bobby has another girlfriend. Jim says he say pictures […]
UPDATED: George Zimmerman Arrested in Florida
The Orlando Sentinel is reporting that George Zimmerman was arrested just over an hour ago on domestic violence charges involving his new girlfriend. The Sheriff’s Office, in a short news release, reported that the agency had arrested Zimmerman after being called to a disturbance on Topfield Court in western Seminole County. Zimmerman’s new girlfriend, a […]