OMG I was bingewatching Bad Judge and time got away from me. Suddenly, I am 9 minutes late into RHONJ and it is NOT taping! I tuned in just in time to hear Amber telling Dina about “Alana” the hooker side of her? WTF? I feel like I missed so much in nine minutes! Did […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: #SorryNotSorry
We are starting with a fake scene filmed in June. This time Kathy and Jacqueline will not be eating salad, or lunch, no dear readers, this time we get to watch them eat…..wait for it….Kathy’s cannoli! Because watching Jac, who did not film the entire season eat random food items is still more interesting than […]
Dina Manzo and Amber Marchese Blog War. Winner? Manzo!
I started this blog thinking that only Dina had a new post up. But Amber snuck one in that was either late from last week or early for this one. I guess she might be trying to avoid the part where she is sitting on the curb crying. Anyway, there is a lot to catch […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Jim, Please Pack Your Knives and Go
It’s time to tune in to RHONJ and find out how long Jim Marchese lasts in Florida before (hopefully) being thrown out in his pointy little head. We’re back in Florida and everyone is drunk. Bobby confronts Jim over the rumor he is putting out that Bobby has another girlfriend. Jim says he say pictures […]
Teresa and Joe Interviewed for WWHL and Will Appear on Reunion Filming Sunday
Oh Bravo, You Never Fail to Disappoint. Our favorite misogynist, Andy Cohen will deign to venture to New Jersey tomorrow to film the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion. It is one of the most stressful days in the life of a RHO of Anywhere, so why not film it 72 hours after Teresa gets […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap Gators and Pussy Boys
Last week’s RHONJ episode was one of my favorites. I loved the girls in Florida. Everything was light up until the last few minutes. Today? The shit hits the fan. The girls go to the alligator farm and Dina falls in love with a tailless alligator because she is obsessed with defective animals. The girls […]