This post will spoil the winner of TAR for you, so if you haven’t seen it, don’t read any farther! Because it was epic, and I have to type a lot of words now so that I do not spoil it on Twitter so I will just say that this was by far my favorite […]
Vanderpump Rules Premiere: A Whole Lot of Fuss Over A Little Cunnilingus
Now that you’ve made it though the first part of RHOOC Reunion, if you would like still more bitching and insults between women, on Tonight’s premiere, it seems Kentucky, Lala, and Stassi all take their fair share of hits. Oh and James will probably be pushed around by Jax. So yay for more abusive […]
Things I Learned on Vanderpump Rules “Secrets Revealed”
Peter has a dad bod. Sandoval thinks it is cute and funny to rub his naked ass all over Sandoval when he is passed out. LVP has 8 dogs, 8 swans, 7 turtles and two mini-horses. The Toms both think that they are “building modeling careers.” Kristen and James sought out a Crystal Therapist to […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 3 Recap: Damn They All Go HAM on Me, Man!
I was shocked to see this show in my DVR tonight. I honestly thought we already did this. I even checked my last post about this reunion and it was indeed part two. So, Here we go again. I’m really more excited about the premiere of Southern Charm, so I apologize in advance for […]
James Kennedy’s Mother Allegedly Stole Kristen Doute’s Credit Card & Tons More #PumpRules Tea
Kristen Doute was on Heather McDonald’s podcast, Juicy Scoop, recently and a few people kept saying I should check it out. My thoughts are, look, I can’t even keep up with all of the TV shows I’m trying to watch and I’m a professional TV watcher. But today, I hear that on the show, Kristen […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 2 Recap: “I’ve Been In Jail Five Times But Not For Anything Criminal!”
Vanderpump Rules put up some great numbers this season and the numbers just kept on growing. For that reason, we have a three part reunion. Even though it could all be covered in a half an hour. On look, it’s Andy. Ugh. Andy wants to talk about James showing up half nekkid to SUR […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion: Down & Dirty
I totally forgot about the Vanderpump Rules reunion. I am watching it now in real time as it didn’t tape. Kristen is half naked. There is a lot discussion about James and his drinking problem. Kristen discusses how she “found” the Uber receipt for James cheating with Jenna but going through the emails in his […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Push Comes to Shove (It Up Your Nose!)
By Contributing Writer Xanadude In honor of tonight’s Vanderpump Rules finale, I’m drinking LVP Sangria. Yes, the embargo has been lifted here in Large Texas City – a new store is now carrying the Sangria (Thanks, World Market!) after being banished from the Major Chain (Goody Goody Liquor, which is a damn damn fine […]
American Horror Story Hotel Season Finale Discussion
Thanks for all the discussion here guys! See you next season! Here are all the scenes with Lady Gaga From the Golden Globes. Happy chatting!
The Blacklist
Just finished this week’s episode. Was that the season finale? Is someone coming to take the fulcrum? Who is the good guy? Tom Keene? Reddington? IS THERE A GOOD GUY? What does Red want with the assassin lady with all of the disguises. Why did he send Mr. Kaplan, I thought she was simply for […]
The Blacklist: The Decembrist (No. 12) (Recap)
First, I am sorry once again for this taking so long. Y’all know I love The Blacklist, but sadly brawling housewives take precedence here over scripted shows. I have to pay the bills. 🙂 But I’m excited to finally have a moment to see what I missed. So let’s get going and find out what a “Decembrist” […]
Should We Talk About The Blacklist?
I didn’t recap the episode from last week because it was gross. Like stewmaker gross. Only this time crazy people were hunting other people for sport and stuffing them and arranging them into little villages. Or something. I could barely pay attention. Plus we have come to the part of the season where no one […]
The Blacklist: Dr. Linus Creel (No. 82)
There sure are a lot of doctors on The Blacklist. This week’s doctor, Linus Creel is only 7 numbers away on the list from last week’s Dr. James Covington. I really should put all the blacklisters in order by name and number or get an unpaid intern to volunteer. 🙂 If anyone is willing, you […]
The Blacklist: Dr. James Covington No. 89
This week we began with a guy named Wyatt eating at an outdoor restaurant. Unbeknownst to him, this is his last meal. He was snatched away by a kidnapper who he knew was looking for him. The guy takes him to an operating room in some hospital where this week’s blacklister, Dr. James Covington, informs him that his […]
The Blacklist: Monarch Douglas Bank (No. 112)
On tonight’s The Blacklist the title has the name of a bank not a Blacklister. How is a bank on the list with a number? This is one of those shows I have to watch twice so you won’t see this reap until tomorrow! (Um, “tomorrow” was an overly industrious prediction. Sorry I’m so late.) […]
The Blacklist Season Premiere: Lord Baltimore No. 104
OMG THIS IS SO GOOD ALREADY! Red is in a Jeep in Cameroon looking a bit worse for wear. His apparent captors have bazookas and are blowing up anything that drives up behind them to high heaven. Red is taken to a compound. Berlin hired this dude, Yibari, to kill Red but Red ws two steps ahead […]
The Blacklist Returns in TWO DAYS!
I’m so excited for the premiere of The Blacklist I can’t stand it! I hope you are doing your homework. I will be collecting your papers. You’ve been warned!
It’s Almost Time For The Blacklist to Come Back! Time to Catch Up!
The first season of The Blacklist was a mixed bag of bad writing, bad acting and the fabulous James Spader. The show continued to improve from episode to episode and thankfully so did my recaps. I started this post to link you to all of my recaps but basically in the beginning there was a […]
The Blacklist Finale Recap: Berlin Conclusion Finale
As we begin the episode, the plane is down with lots of surviors who are roaming around like The Night of The Living Dead. Didn’t the entire last episode happen at the end of the day? Early evening? Why is Matt Lauer reporting the shooting on The Today Show? The FBI has several of the […]
Season Finales: Flipping Out, Revenge, The Blacklist (Spoilers)
I haven’t felt like doing anything but watching TV and not blogging about it today. At least I was not in recapping mode (which I had best get in because it’s almost time for RHOOC), but I did want to talk to y’all about a couple of shows. So can I just make this a […]
Mob Wives Reunion Recap: Boring
Last week the season finale of Mob Wives just left us hanging with a “to be continued…” ending. To me, that means we will have another episode of the show. To the Mob Wives producers, it means we go straight to the reunion. I think that is odd. Sherri Shepherd also seems to be an odd […]
Real Housewives of Miami Finale Recap
When last we left the Joanna Wedding saga, everyone was hungover and had overslept. They were supposed to fly to San Diego from Vegas at 8 am. Like that was even possible? Who gets up at 5 or 6 am in Vegas to fly home? You might as well just stumble straight to the airport […]
It Seems We Need to Talk about Nene and Marlo (Again)
I’ve had a lot of people asking about all sorts of bizarre rumors floating around about the situation between Nene and Marlo. If you missed my first report on this click here first. So I thought I would do a short post to clear some things up. Some of y’all have it in your heads […]