Jen Shah has been posting stupid shit on her IG ever since she got arrested. Now it is all down. I probably should have screencapped it. It looks like someone is advising her not to be so unbothered and post shit like Free Jenn. It’s not a popularity contest and if it was she would […]
Future Felons By Bravo: Jen Shah (Exclusive Details)
The month of March was full of really bad press for Jen Shah. Her first season on RHOSLC, showed her to be a not very likeable person. It didn’t seem like she could look any worse. She was rude to production and actually splashed them with water during the outdoor bathtub and blamed them for […]
Future Felons By Bravo Update: Tom & Erika Jayne
There are two current real housewives in major hot water with with the feds. Let’s start with RHOBH’s Erika Jayne. Erika Girardi filed for divorce from her husband Tom Girardi in November of 2020. She tried to pretend that Tom had cheated on her with some judge. Is it really cheating if it is an […]
Teresa and Joe Giudice Unlocked Recap
It’s time for an interview with Teresa and Joe Giudice, aka Andy Cohen’s favorite Felons By Bravo on this very special episode of WWHL. Next Sunday, the RHOA start their 12th season. TWELVE SEASONS! When will this all end? Andy Cohen starts out trying to channel his buddy Anderson Cooper in some sort of a […]
Phaedra Parks Is Keeping The Boys From Apollo Nida
That is the dramatic headline you will be reading after Apollo Nida started posting on Instagram tonight. Lord y’all are making me work for a dollar tonight. So as we know, Apollo is out of prison again and on electronic leash or in a halfway house or whatevia. I really do not care. He is […]
Apollo Nida Has Been Arrested And Returned To Federal Prison
Well that didn’t take long. It appears that Apollo Nida is back in Philadelphia’s federal detention center. Apollo was released on parole to a halfway house less than two weeks ago. I posted at that time he might have been on house arrest at his fiancée Sherien Almufti’s house. The two were papped running errands […]
Apollo Nida Released To Halfway House In Philadelphia
Update! The Blast has some footage of Apollo and Sherien Almufti strolling hand in hand through Philly together last Sunday. He’s obviously allows day trips. OR there is chance he is on house arrest at Sharina’s. I blew up some of the video and it there might be an ankle monitor on his left ankle. […]
Here Is Why Apollo Nida’s Federal Sentence Has Been Reduced
In even more, what the heck is going on legal news, Apollo Nida will be getting sprung from the federal penitentiary a year early. According to court documents originally obtained by The Blast, a federal judge has signed off on a one year reduction in Apollo Nida’s already very light eight-year sentence for fraud. WHY […]
Once More With Feeling, Joe Giudice Is Getting Deported
UPDATE! April 6,2019 Joe Giudice’s appeal of the immigration judge’s decision to deport was denied by the Board of Immigration Appeals. This is the highest level of the immigration process. This is about ten miles past where normal people lay down and go home. But, Joe’s attorney’s have an idiot in Teresa Giudice who keeps […]
Exclusive: RHONJ’s Teresa Giudice and Danielle Staub Continue To Be Rewarded For Bad Behavior
Teresa Giudice and Danielle Staub were actually in town in LA together recently for Andy Cohen’s baby shower. It seemed to the press that Danielle just tagged along hoping to crash the party; however, the pair was actually in town together to film another project. (In cast you missed it, Andy’s surrogate had the baby […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: From Turkey With Love
I recently saw a few interviews from Jackie where she says she wants the show to move along a few episodes to get the heat off her back. She said that the article was complimentary (and it actually was if you read it) and that there are many more things to be distressed about in […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Communion and Confession
I keep trying to make it through this episode, and have failed on multiple occasions. Yet I persist. I’m done with Dolores. She is no better than Frank. Trust me on this they are both shady people. I wish Melissa and Jackie were the whole show. I like their dynamic. Melissa hints to Jackie that […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Bridezilla of Bimini
Atlanta is not the only franchise with a drop in ratings. New Jersey is barely holding on to a million viewers a week with ratings ranging from .92 to 1.18. I think viewers are finally getting bored with #FelonsByBravo. Tonight, before the wedding even happens, it will become very obvious that this marriage is doomed. […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Brunch Gone Bad
Y’all, I am kind of brain-dead tonight. I got some really good news today and yesterday when gliding through Kroger there was a pyramid of champagne on sale so I grabbed a bottle. I drank the entire bottle today from a VERY expensive glass. Then, I um took a nap, and just now woke up […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Last Fling Before The Ring
It’s time to head back to Jersey. No matter how much Andy Cohen says he loves this season, I know it was hatcheted to death during post-production and it was mostly Danielle’s fault. Tonight, Margaret and Teresa and Melissa are planning Danielle’s bachelorette party. This requires shopping for penis straws and anal plugs. Teresa still […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Turkish Delights
We start this week with Jennifer and Teresa at a trampoline class. Jennifer is a bit self-conscious doing a class with Melissa and her prison body on steroids. It would be easy to make fun of Jennifer’s uncoordinated efforts here, but it would also be hypocritical as my fat ass would have fallen off that […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Housewives & Heifers
Tonight, according to the synopsis, there will continue to be no mention of the felon by Bravo who is currently in prison and waiting to be deported. In real time, Teresa and Joe have been spending time with Nono in the hospital. It’s unclear if he is still in there but Teresa took the girls […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Jersey Breakfast Club
On Melissa’s promotional social media tonight, she said that this episode was really hard to watch. Nono has been in the hospital for weeks and Joe and Teresa have both been there every day. Melissa was there with her kids. The family is all rallying for Nono. Melissa feels badly about some of the things […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Easter Egg Wives Hunt
I literally forgot this show was airing until I was sent photos today. Then I could remember if this was the first episode. Then I had the horrible flashback to the geriatric vaginal rejuvenation. Yep, it back and the Jersey kids have a snow day in March! Heck we are planting tomatoes in March down […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Wives and Misdemeanors
Yay! It is time for another season of Felons by Bravo. And this season some more felons and felon adjacents come out. This is hardly a distraction from politics anymore. It’s just Mob Wives Jr. First we set the stage for the fights between Melissa and Teresa that are mostly amped up for the show […]
Joe Giudice’s Wife And Kids Apparently Didn’t Really Think He Would Be Deported
I really don’t believe for a minute that Teresa Giudice did no know that Joe Giudice was going to be deported. The law is pretty clear on this issue since I have been reporting for years. Once ICE put a detainer on Joe when he began serving his sentence in 2016, it was clear he […]
Joe Giudice’s Deportation Process Continued As Scheduled Today
UPDATE! For those of you that seem to think Trump is going to give Joe a presidential pardon (LOL) TMZ is reporting today that Teresa asked Trump for a character reference for Joe before his trial in an attempt to sway a judge to give him a lessor sentence (this is from BEFORE he was […]
#RHONJ Trailer Has Been Leaked! Here’s What You Need To Know!
Next month when RHONJ returns for their ninth season, we will be welcoming two new housewives, Jacqueline Mark Goldschneider and Jennifer Aydin. And according to the RHONJ trailer leaked by Bravo New Zealand today (Thanks, Kiwis!) they are coming in hot. UPDATED TO ADD THE VIDEO TO END OF THIS POST! It’s been released now. Jacqueline […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reunion Secrets Revealed
Tonight is well and truly the last time we have to see Siggy Flicker on this show. That’s the good news. The bad news is we have one more hour of the rest of them. I don’t feel like they are going to reveal any good secrets tonight, but will recap it for you nonetheless […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2 (2018)
Thank the baby Jesus this season is over. Well there will be one more “unseen footage” episode but really, after the hacked up this ridiculous season, how can there be anything decent on the cutting room floor? I’ve had an exhausting day and my laptop keyboard needs a replacement or something so this is going […]
2018 Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 1
I am telling you now I am not going to transcribe Siggy Flicker saying the same damn things over and over tonight. I’m irritated with her already and the show hasn’t even started yet. Teresa oddly begs Andy for compliments and then randomly says she wants to make out with him. Andy reminds of for […]
Can We Survive Three More Episodes of RHONJ?
While I could not fathom how they could get more than a one episode reunion out of this season considering all the stuff they are not going to show between Margaret and Siggy, somehow production has managed to come up with two episodes. Oh Joy. Andy Cohen is telling anyone who will listen that pre-prison […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Prisons, Proposals And Parties
Siggy Flicker is the reason I literally dread these recaps. There are so many better things we could be watching. Thankfully, we only have to get through this episode and the reunion. Please God let the reunion only be one episode. It’s so bad they don’t even bother giving us decent previews to pull pictures […]
The Fake Gorga Pizza Shop Is “Moving”
It seems like everyday, there is a new story about the “Gorga Pizza & Pasta Restaurant.” Rumors began to leak weeks ago that the entire restaurant was a sham. I AM SHOOKETH! You mean Joe Gorga the contractor, fancy garbage man, landlord of a house with beavers and partner in a law suit ridden car […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Ain’t No Misbehaving
I’m so ready for this ridiculous season to be over. Melissa and Joe’s fake fighting over the pizza place is just ridiculous. Joe and Teresa bought the restaurant together. Melissa has her own business. But we have to hear the retelling of the stupidity that comes out of Siggy’s mouth over and over. Teresa does […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Fauxpology
Tonight, I expect to see more of Siggy’s oddball behavior and unrighteous indignation, in Milan. In real time, Margaret gave an interview this week and said that she had to notify the police that Siggy and PETA trolls were sending her death threats. Apparently, Margaret has a stuffed black bear in her house so Siggy […]
Real Houswives of New Jersey: Meltdown In Milan
Tonight we finally go to Milan where things got really heated. Dolores and Siggy are an island unto themselves at this point. It seems that Teresa and Melissa and are finally locked in as an impenetrable duo. We already know that the whole crew makes such a scene that they get thrown out of a […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: When Chairs Fly
I apologize in advance for this recap. Y’all, just when I thought I was over this cold it just. keeps. on. coming. back. It’s all I can to keep a fucking airway open. I can’t eat because I can’t taste food and the consistency of everything I normally like makes me gag. I’m currently breathing […]
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