Erika Jayne posted the above photo on Instagram about an hour ago with the caption, “This hospital lighting is amazing.” Then, TMZ started reporting that she is having surgery of an “upper body tear” that occurred while she was filming DWTS. This information doesn’t seem particularly accurate. It’s been just over a month since she was […]
SNL Does Lip Sync Battle To Erika Jayne’s XXPEN$IVE
Epic XXPEN$IVE lip sync battle tonight on @nbcsnl between Chris Pine and Bobby Moynihan 🙌🏻 Its XXPEN$IVE to be me… 💎 A post shared by Erika Jayne (@theprettymess) on May 6, 2017 at 10:40pm PDT So that happened.
Reason Number 343,934 Why I Love Eileen Davidson
Mikey made me do it … Miami nights 🙌🏻 1. This is my pre DWTS body🦄 2. I am not currently in Miami but am in NYC 3. I posted this knowing most of you would be judgmental and couldn't resist a chance to tear me down and I was right. 4. Go be offended […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3: The Bunny Gets A New Home
Tonight we have to go through some more bunny business. So let’s get straight to that. Annnnnnd of course we have to replay the whole stupid scene again. Andy and Kyle seem to think this is hilarious. Andy just wants to be sure he gets the bunny for the clubhouse. If Kim was so afraid […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 2: A Whole Lot of Nothing
Most nights it feels like I have just recapped the previous week’s show. But for some reason, I had no memory of the first part of the reunion until I started pulling photos. It feels like a lifetime between this episode and the last one. We already know the big moment of tonight’s episode when […]
Dancing With The Stars: Disney Night
Easter Sunday at my sister’s house, and every holiday, always draw a crowd. Everyone loves my sister. She is a fabulous person and a spectacular cook. So anyone who can come does come. And, when I show up anywhere, I somehow end up talking about TV shows with whoever is there. I can tell you […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1: PantyGate and British Humor Redux
If you’ve been reading Tamara Tattles for a while, you’ve probably noticed that my opinions on the housewives shows and the housewives themselves change from season to season. This season of RHOBH has been a lot more fun to recap than RHOA. As this season comes to a close, I’m going to miss it a […]
Dancing With The Stars: Most Memorable Year
I’m not going to spend much time on this tonight since y’all are only mildly interested in how Erika does and not so much into the show. Unfortunately, I’ve been sucked in and am shocked that I actually enjoy recapping this even though it is was too long. It’s the Most Memorable Year episode which […]
RHOBH Three Part Finale Schedule Where At LEAST Three People Cry…
I am trying to get through all of my email from last week. There seemed to be a whole lot of it I kept to deal with later. One of some of those things were all of the PR notices for Bravo. If you missed the post on the FOUR!!! part RHOA reunion, you can […]
RHOBH Season 7 Report Card: Who Delivered, Who Deserves The Dumpster?
Guest Post by Jacques My pal Jacques, entertainment writer extraordinaire from down under, graciously offered to write a guest piece on RHOBH for us, and I happily accepted! Beverly Hills is far from my favourite Real Housewives city these days, but somehow it manages to get under my skin like no other. I felt some serious […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Finale: Diamonds Under Pressure
It seems like April the Giraffe has either had or is about to have her calf and of course this happened right at 9 p.m. so I am a bit scattered. This is the finale party and everyone seems to be there so we are in for a full hour of fighting. But first, LVP […]
Dancing With The Stars: Vegas Night #DWTS
First of all they started off Vegas night with an all cast dance. Four Vegas girls started out in bed and woke up and ran on stage to Erika who danced with them. But WTF was going on with her hair? Did her headdress break? Did someone snatch her wig? I barely recognized her but […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: From Dogs To Diamonds
We begin this episode back in Hong Kong and end it at Lisa Vanderpump’s Diamonds and Rosé party. If you just checked out last week’s recap once, you probably missed A LOT of comments. You might want to get caught up here. Now back to the dinner brawl… Tonight’s coke in the bathroom scene seems a […]
Dancing With The Stars? Who Will Be Eliminated First?
Nancy Kerrigan was first. She and Artem did the cha cha. It was okay. Artem got tied up in his microphone. Oh, that blond is Julianne Hough. Why didn’t y’all tell me that last week? The judges just ADORE Nancy so even though she was off step from nearly beginning to end, the all give […]
#WWHL With Erika Jayne and Meghan McCain
I really think Erika should have been the only guest tonight. She was the big focus on tonight’s RHOBH and DWTS premiered last night! Meghan is not going to get much in edgewise. However, she is a huge RHOBH fan and a huge Erika Jayne fan. Since she works on Fox News she had to miss […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Big Buddha Brawl
Here at the ghetto shack lights are flickering, we have high winds, huge hail and lightning. It seems to be sort of going around my actual shack by a few blocks so I think I will likely live long enough to finish this recap as long as a tree doesn’t fall on me. So on […]
Dancing With The Stars Premiere: How Did Erika Do?
I’m going to watch most of DWTS tonight because I want to vote for Erika Jayne. I also want to check out the competition. I probably won’t do a lot of recapping of this season. I’m strictly here for the Erika Jayne segments. The girl from Fifth Harmony went first and as I said in […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Hong Kong Phooey!
I had planned to skip the usual boring packing scenes in tonight’s recap. And then I remembered Erika. Erika with the lookbooks and glam squad and stylist collaborations. Rinna has QVC so she is only going for a couple of days. It annoys me that we are pretending this is an LVP save the dogs […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Looks
💃🏻 A post shared by Lisa Rinna (@lisarinna) on Mar 9, 2017 at 9:39pm PST While the rest of the world was celebrating women’s empowerment and lifting up other women yesterday, Andy Cohen gathered up the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for their annual fight club event know as the reunion. After all the bitching […]
RHOBH Reunion Seating Chart
I was busy with real life on Thursday but wanted to get this up before falling into bed. The seating chart for the reunion has been released and it’s quite interesting. Rinna managed to snag LVP’s seat and throw her onto an entirely different couch, second chair to Kyle. It’s clear that Andy has lost a […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Sweet Georgia Jayne
It’s Tuesday night, the busiest TV night of the week, and I’m excited for RHOBH! I’m pretty sure we are starting with dueling Ferrari scenes, one with Erika and one with Kyle but don’t yell at me if I am wrong. I am not someone who is impressed with expensive cars. Erika joins Eileen for […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Cake Therapy
Who is ready to spend another hour talking about Kim’s sobriety? Well too bad. Because I am pretty sure that is what is going to happen tonight. So make it a double and get settled in. Eileen Erika Jayne drops by to catch Eileen up on the Project Angel Food event she missed because of […]
Erika Jayne To Be On Dancing With The Stars
Yes, please! Mama Joyce’s streets and a whole lot of other people are convinced that Erika Jayne is going to be on DWTS this season. This is both FANTASTIC and horrible. It is fantastic that Erika Jayne is going to WIN! And horrible that I will be watching her pat the puss all the way […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Feeding A Need
Okay, let’s try this again. It seems that the first minute of the show was cut off because I tape so many shows on Tuesday. LVP We are starting with Vanderpump buying a $630,000 home for Max. It’s a fixer upper so she will be dumping a lot into renovations. I find it insane […]
WWHL With Erika Jayne and Parker Young
OMG Erika Jayne has a huge blond kinky wig. She is so ready to perform. She says it is actually three wigs. Her jumpsuit is to die for. I probably won’t get photos until the wee hours I will have to change them out tomorrow to give you the full effect. It’s a lot. I’m […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Backed Into A Corner
Before we get started tonight, we need to talk about Eden. I’ve been following her Instagram and she’s kind of batshit. I can’t quite put my finger on it. It’s someone similar to my drunk tweets, but she’s sober. She says weird things and there is always, #EdensLoveStory among the myriad hashtags. Even when the […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Hostile Hacienda
This episode is starting out promising. We are already packing for the trip to Punta Mita. It sounds like Rinna and Eilleen will be flying down a day behind everyone because Delilah is walking in NY Fashion week. First Eden gets to see LVP’s closet. I would like to point out it is miles above […]
Eden Sassoon Prepares To Foist All The Blame For Her Behavior On Lisa Rinna
A couple of weeks ago, I started a recap off saying that I wish Eden was a full time housewife. Someone on Twitter said they stopped reading after that statement. I sent her back to read the whole post because by the end, I was OVER Eden. In Eden’s Bravo blog this week, she blames […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Harry’s Meat And Eden’s Mouth
I just got finished watching The Wall, on NBC. It’s just a simple game show but it was such and emotional roller coaster tonight. So I’m hoping that there is some levity on this episode, even though I know The Great Gatsby party is going to be emotional. Check out the real time report and […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Blades, A Bag of Pills And Boy George
I am hoping we get to spend a lot of time in Mykonos tonight, but according to the TV guide, we are going to have to endure more speculation about Kim’s lack of sobriety. Here is my real time coverage of Mykonos. Mykonos Erika and Kyle are preparing for the big show. Erika is […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: XXpensive
It’s time for the next episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Everything in life seems like a blurry blip in time since the last time we came together for this. I am quite behind in getting started and very slow-witted tonight, but I shall plod forward in a sloth like pace. I am looking […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Game Night Again…Snorting Meth In the Bathroom?
Do you even snort meth? I dunno. My party drugging days are long gone, but last time we had a game night Brandi was on crutches and Kim was spending A LOT of time in the bathroom. If I had a couple lines of coke, I would totally do them right now. I’ve been sort […]
WWHL With Erika Jayne and Kenya Moore
It’s time for the first WWHL of 2017 and the first episode in the new clubhouse. Gone is the giant vagina rug and in its place is something by the same designer that is more masculine. The audience has gone from seating for 18 to seating for 36. Erika is going to perform tonight and […]