Y’all, I don’t have too many interesting days but today was one. I was late on the RHOD recap because I met my new neighbors! I keep trying not to say A PSYCHOPATH DIED IN YOUR BEAUTIFUL NEW HOUSE. And it is truly a beautiful house they took it down to the studs, rearranged the […]
RHOD Recap: Ghost Busted!
I guess I might as well bang out a RHOD Recap. Stephanie may have the dumbest opening ever in the history of housewives. Once again, I wish these shows would not put the kids front and center with a storyline. I do want Kameron and Stephanie to work things out. Kameron thinks that Stephanie always […]
RHOD Recap: Cirque d’Lingerie
On tonight’s RHOD Recap, we are going to see LeeAnne’s ass. Literally, her ass. And it’s incredible. I’m just saying. She may be a lot to deal with mentally, but she has a great body. But first, D’Andra has to go talk business with Travis. Hopefully she won’t get waylaid by a hair malfunction this […]
RHOP Recap Reunion: The Topic That Refuses To Die
Oh yay! It’s time for one last RHOP recap. While I have come to really like this franchise, I despise these reunions. For the love of God, can we just get off the topic of Michael Darby’s sexuality? NOE. NOE WE CAN NOT APPARENTLY. First, we talk about everyone sex lives. Why? Why is this […]
RHOD Recap: Trash Talk
Now that Big Brother is over I will have more time on Wednesday nights to do the RHOD recaps. I must say, I will be skipping over all of the triggering conversations I’ve seen on the previews. Please skip over them in comments too. Can’t these housewives vacations ever just be fun and relaxing vacations? […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 2
I’m falling a bit behind on my recaps this week. I’m going to try to knock out a quick RHOP recap of part two of the reunion. I think it is going to be mostly about Michael and I am so sick of this storyline. There really isn’t much to say other than no charges […]
RHOD Discussion: Donde Esta Margarita?
Y’all, I gots the crazy. I’m struggling with mental health issues today. I’m not very good at RHOD recaps on a good day, and this is not a good day. I’m fine. I’m just not up to recapping today. My sleep schedule is all kinds of messed up. I promise to get it together soon. […]
RHOP Recap: The RHOP Reunion Part 1
First of all, apologies for forgetting to do the RHOP recap of the finale. It’s the end of the BB21 season and I got lost in feed watching and it slipped my mind until I went to pull photos for this. Nevertheless, tonight I shall persist in recapping the reunion. I love the all white […]
RHOD Recap: Roasted And Toasted
It’s a whirlwind night of recapping tonight and I am super excited to get to the next one so this RHOD recap is goingto have to be fast and furious. For this to happen, I need LeeAnne and D’Andra to keep the drama to a minimum. What are the chances of that happening? Just when […]
RHOD Recap: Of Friends And Frenemies
I don’t usually do the RHOD Recaps but I thought I would give this season a whirl since I dropped Orange County. Plus there is a new housewife who is Mexican and she seems like she is going to be a lot of fun. Plus, there is tons of drama in the very first episode. […]
RHOP Recap: Unanswered Questions…
So I was catching up on the hurricane situation on CNN when all of the sudden the channel over to Bravo. Apparently, there is a new episode of RHOP airing right now. I have no idea why. But it looks like starting a week from Sunday the show will finish out on Sundays. So I […]
RHOP Recap: Trouble In Paradise
Tonight’s RHOP recap will focus a lot on Katie. It seems that people are starting to realize she is going through a lot, and are going to be kinder toward her. That’s a novel concept for a housewives show. I have a feeling things get worse for Katie before the season ends though since she […]
RHOP Recap: Too Crazy To Be A Housewife?
Off to a late start on this #RHOP recap because at the last minute, a computer glitch shutdown my laptop unexpectedly, and erased all of my grunt work. But I am quickly back on track and ready to go to the Cayman Islands with this crew! Before we even get to the island, Ashley is […]
RHOP Recap: Open House And Closed Doors
It’s time for triple recap Sunday! I am so far behind getting started so let’s get straight to the first one, the RHOP Recap! Ashley is about to attempt to reunite with her father. She is in my neck of the woods in northern suburbs of the ATL. First of all, why is she doing […]
RHOP Recap: Opening Old Wounds
Based on the previews, this RHOP Recap may not be all that interesting. I’m not even going to pretend to recap Candiace looking at a $2.5 million dollar home. In other news, my cable service crapped out just before this episode started and the DVR is all kinds of messed up. We start with Gizelle […]
RHOP Recap: Good Will Hunting
Well, Sunday Funday and the last weekend of July has come to an end. It’s time for Sunday night’s triple recap night. Which begins of course with the RHOP Recap. Tonight, it turns out that despite being at a large party, absolutely no one saw the butt grab. It was not captured on security cameras […]
Ken Todd Clearly Doesn’t Know The Meaning Of Hypocrisy
Lets talk about hypocrisy Ken Todd. Let’s start with you and your wife’s constant manipulation of Entertainment News sites based in LA like TMZ and Radar Online. You both have them on speed dial. Blind Item Reveal Dinner Is Free If You work For TMZ Ken and LVP made sure that any TMZ or Radar […]
RHOP Recap: Can I Get A Witness?
From the looks of things, this will be another RHOP Recap where the ladies make a big deal out of nothing regarding the Michael Darby allegations. Once more with feeling, the first news reports on this subject were blatantly wrong. Yet they went viral. When the story began to unravel, there was not nearly as […]
RHOP Recap: Showdown At The Hoedown
Who is ready for a hoedown? On tonight’s RHOP Recap, that’s going to be the main event. And these hoes are going to try to take each other down. Let’s hope someone takes down Candiace. Krazy Katie is hosting the hoedown! But first, Robyn let’s Gizelle know that penisgate is all her fault. They should […]
RHOP Recap: Days of Our Knives
I don’t know what happened to me last night, I just totally ignored all of my recapping duties and now I am super behind. Let’s get on with last night’s RHOP Recap. We start where we left off last week with Candiace swinging a butter knife at Ashley. Candiace’s husband has to stop cooking and […]
RHOP Recap: Sex Lies And Butter Knives
After Bravo taking a week off from new shows last Sunday I had forgotten about this show. Has the RHOP Recap always been on Sunday? Just when I thought they fixed the schedule so I didn’t have back to back recaps, now I have them again. But it’s a good night for them, it gives […]
RHOP Recap: Salty Behavior
From the look of the previews, this RHOP recap is going to be weird. Very weird. Also, I think this is the episode with the party where the cameraman filed charges on Micheal Darby for “touching his butt.” Monique is throwing herself a baby shower it seems. But not just any baby shower, it’s also […]
RHOP Recap: Boundaries, Bayous and Beignets
Okay. Let’s do this. I haven’t eaten and a couple of days and am living on anxiety and this weird merlot kombucha thing I drink. So I am warning you now this is a more drunken recap than usual so fuck the (grammar and spelling) police in advance. I am kind of excited about this […]
Lisa Vanderpump Lawsuit Over Vanderpump Dogs Foundation
UPDATE! Thanks for all that sent me the Daily Mail Video. I do not find LVP a credible source on whether or not she is going to the reunion or going to return. She basically says she’s not interested in going to the reunion and doesn’t want to come back. You have to know LVP’s […]
RHOP Recap: The Big Easy Showdown
I wanted to watch last week’s episode that I basically missed but It seems I deleted it. This episode looks depressing which is the last thing I need at the moment. I can be severely depressed all by myself. So this may be a RHOP Recap, or it made be more of a RHOP discussion […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap Part 3: The Beau Effect
I’m not sure if this is actually going to be a Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap or just a bunch of me typing, “I refuse to transcribe all of this bullying.” I feel like this reunion ends with them all pulling knives and filleting James on national television. In response to this reunion airing thus far, […]
RHOP Recap: Hot Mike
In tonight’s RHOP Recap, we welcome back Katie Rost. There are few people on these franchises that have some emotional issues. But Katie Rost is full blown crazy. Oh God. I think this might be the episode that caused Michael Darby so many problems. But first, the episode start’s with Ashley’s mother dropping by for […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: So Much Hypocrisy
It’s time for part two of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion. I’m still not really over the disgusting behavior from part one. Click here if you missed Part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap. Then count your lucky stars that you saved yourself that hour of your life. I suppose I should get right on […]
RHOP Recap: Here Comes The Bride
Right after we saw Porsha have her baby, we get to see Candiace walk down the aisle on this RHOP Recap. From the looks of the previews, it’s a quite dramatic episode. I’m not a fan of Candiace. Not just because of the way her name is spelled, but because of THIS. So lets get […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: Beauty Queens & Hillbillies
Oh Joy of all Joys! It’s a Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap! All the bickering is just too much to transcribe so hopefully there will be some dull moments for me to ignore. Like, whenever Lisa Vanderpump speaks. Kidding. Not kidding. The first big bombshell is that Kristen is single again. Andy kind of muffed that […]
RHOP Recap: That’s The Way The Cookie Crumbles
I’m not sure I am ready for a RHOP Recap! I am quite sure I don’t remember any of RHOP’s names! But I shall try my best! As it turns out, RHOP didn’t tape due to Game of Thrones and American Idol! So It’s going to have to wait until tomorrow. So, it’s tomorrow and […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Rules Of Engagement
After what seemed to me like the most excruciatingly long season, it is finally time for the Vanderpump Rules Finale recap. Am so ready to be rid of this show for a bit. I cannot express how much I do not care about who Scheana Marie sleeps with. So let’s get on with it, shall we? […]
Vanderpump Rules: Brittany And The Beast
By That Andy M. And Tamara Tattles Previously on Vanderpump Rules… Stassi Schroeder and Lala Kent worked on their demons, James Kennedy freaked out on folks and Tom Schwartz taught us all how to make a large deposit of small bills…for maximize visual impact. Anyone else wonder what else he could maximize for visual impact…. […]
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