By Guest Contributor Becky J. I’m late with this recap because there are so many better shows to watch. Can you believe there is only one episode of RHOP left this season? I CAN. To me, it feels like it’s been three years since season two started. But, I’m sticking with it until the bitter […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Hashtag, You’re It!
Ryan This week, Ryan is trying to sell the two townhouses he listed last week on the same street. The less expensive of the two properties has a seller who barely speaks and is probably the most laid back person on the planet. Ryan brings him a low offer and he just say, “Okay, let’s […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle
By Guest Contributor Becky J. This week, the Potomac ladies are heading off to Bermuda. Gizelle’s mom is coming to stay with her three girls, Robyn deserves a break because her boys are exhausting and Charrisse is bringing her third-person alter-ego “Cha-Cha” to have some fun (which means act nasty and cry about her divorce). […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Frankel-y Speaking
Fredrik It’s a RHONY cross-over tonight with Bethenny Frankel checking out one of Fredrik’s listings on her street in solo. Bethenny seems to really like the apartment. She would make one of the six bedrooms a walk in closet. Because, SIX BEDROOMS? Just as Bethenny is randomly asking if the architect is gay or straight, […]
Vanderpump Rules Filming News! Time To Trade In For A Younger Model Or Two
“Queen you shall be… until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear.” I’ve been remiss in updating you guys on Vanderpump Rules so I am going to just dump it all out here and hope it makes sense. The drama of the upcoming season […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: A Host of Issues
By Guest Contributor Becky J. At this point, I would have absolutely given up on RHOP if I weren’t writing these recaps. I have more fun reading your comments than I do actually watching the show. As a self-professed Bravo addict, this is hard for me to admit. I have watched every Real Housewives and […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: The Kids Aren’t Alright
Fredrik Fredrik is going after a listing in Soho this week that is two of the last cast iron buildings. That sounds like a lot safer place for me to live than on top of the Four Seasons. Maybe I should change my go fund me to this place. It’s just sixteen and a half […]
The Real Housewives of Potomac: War of the Darbys
By Guest Contributor Becky J. I barely made it through my recap of RHOP alive last week! I kept thinking about that Starburst commercial where the zombie says, “you are boring me to death and I’m already dead.” That’s how I felt. So, when this week started with my absolute least favorite narrative technique, the […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Good As Gold
I am SOFA KING excited about this premiere tonight. I thought I would be really sad with Luis gone, but I have him on Instagram and love seeing him on an adventure in Paris. I think all three guys went to see him when Fredrik was there on his birthday trip. Oh and happiness break! I […]
The Real Housewives of Potomac: Over the River and Through the Woods
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Did you miss RHOP cuz there wasn’t a new episode last week? I didn’t. I keep trying, but this season isn’t really doing it for me. Still, I’m committed (or should I be committed?) so here we go. The first scene is Monique visiting one of her rental properties. She has […]
The Real Housewives of Potomac: Messy Games
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Sunday’s RHOA Reunion Part 4 made RHOP’s “messy games” seem like preschool games in comparison, but it was still a good episode. Maybe now that the Atlanta season is over, we can all enjoy Potomac’s less twisty and jaded brand of shade a bit more. True to the anticlimactic “To […]
Teresa Giudice Violates Her Probation, Twice
Teresa Giudice began her probation by barely making it home from her first filming by her curfew. It seems she has not exactly been following the terms of her probation since then. Her probation officer was made aware that she has had two traffic violations during her probation which were not reported. Last year she […]
The Real Housewives of Potomac: Kick the Trick Out
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Am I the only one who thinks it’s a red flag when a show starts at the end? This week’s RHOP begins with a montage of a party where Monique and Gizelle are fighting and Charrisse is crying. Then, the whole hour is a “rewind” of the week leading up […]
Catfish: Kailani & Sam
Well this show looks a lot more interesting than last week’s already. The email comes from a gay guy named Melvin who was in a cyber relationship with a guy named Sam. Sam displayed all the usual signs of a catfish, no video chatting, could never meet, attempts to meet up thwarted by major […]
The Real Housewives of Potomac: Mother Knows Best
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Tonight’s RHOP should have been called “Bring the Drama and Your Mama” but nobody asked me. It was actually my favorite episode of the season thus far. Gizelle’s mom is visiting from Houston and there’s a convoluted backstory about how Gizelle’s mom and her (kindof) boyfriend Kevin are great friends. […]
Catfish: Yasmine & Lewis
I’m two episodes behind on Catfish. The past couple of weeks have been extremely busy so I am hoping to get caught up this weekend. In tonight’s episode, Sandra contacts the Max and Nev about her granddaughter who is sending money to her online boyfriend. Yasmine sent the money to “Lewis” but since you have […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion, Part Three: No Lala But Everything Else
By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a long season of Vanderpump Rules but tonight we finally say goodbye. Goodbye, Tequila Katie. Goodbye, White Kanye. Goodbye, mean girls. Goodbye, Scheana Shay. Luckily for us, only one of those goodbyes is permanent. After a little break I’m going to really miss these “kids.” But for now […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: Hold Your Horses
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Editor’s Note: Apologies to Becky for the delay in getting this up. I was paying the tax men and having multiple panic attacks and such. Also, please click the link in her tagline and follow her on Twitter. She’s funny AF! And you get to see how pretty she is. […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: All Tea, All Shade
By Guest Contributor Becky J. I’m late for the #RHOP party this week because I’ve been on vacation. I’m embarrassed to admit that coming home to my recliner and loaded DVR is almost as much fun as my trip. I needed that aromatherapy massage to face the first scene of Gizelle curling her dirty hair. […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion, Part Two: Too Much Lala, Not Enough Crazy Kristen
By The Lady Cocotte Anyone in the mood for some arguing? Good, because it’s time for part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion. Last week’s part one quickly paid homage to Kristen dipping into Brittany’s lady pond, Katie’s wedding planning and James Kennedy’s cheating but, at heart, it was all about Lala. We revisited […]
The Real Housewives of Potomac: Don’t Let the Zip Code Fool Ya
By Guest Contributor Becky J. I told myself I was never watching the Real Housewives of Potomac again after last season, but I lied. My name is Becky and I’m a Bravoholic. This means I keep watching despite the fact a show isn’t really giving me that good TV buzz anymore. Even after I have […]
#Catfish: Mecca & Tanner
I really need this episode tonight to blow off some steam after a long, long day of really bad weather. I’m starting to wonder why we haven’t been to meet a catfish at a park next to a large body of water. It’s like they don’t understand that the reason to watch the show is […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion, Part One: Don’t Expect Me To Take Responsibility For My Actions
By The Lady Cocotte Schwartz and Katie’s Wedding By Bravo is over. Scheana’s Marriage By Bravo is no more. Hell, even Lala’s Sur employment is dunzo. All that’s left is the three part reunion. Are you ready for the laughter, the tears, the DJ James Kennedy? Wait, don’t answer that question. Just sit down […]
The Walking Dead: The First Day of the Rest of Your Life
By The Lady Cocotte I can’t believe it’s come to this. The season finale of The Walking Dead? How can that be? It feels like only yesterday that I was counting down to Valentine’s Day so I could see my favorite zombie killers again. A lot happened this season. We started off with a cowering, […]
Catfish: Marvin & Austin
Sorry for the delay in recapping this episode, it was a very busy week with breaking news on the reality show front and I got too busy to get to it. I’m excited to have a moment to catch up now though! And then the housewives grind begins again… Well this is strange, the show […]
Scandal: A Stomach for Blood (Preview)
By Phil Andros I’ve been on the run, but Tamara has me chained tightly to the radiator once again. Tonight I have some questions before Thursday night’s episode: Is Huck going to die? I’m going to guess no because I’m pretty sure we would have heard about it. And why did he even take Meg to […]
Vanderpump Rules: Introducing Mr.& Mrs. Schwartz
By The Lady Cocotte This whole season of Vanderpump Rules has been leading up to Katie and Schwartz’s wedding so it’s fitting that they say their vows on tonight’s finale. Sure, other things happened (Stassi was a bitch, Jax’s penis showed up in inappropriate places, James “rapped” and raged and Scheana played the victim) […]
The Walking Dead: Something They Need
By The Lady Cocotte I can’t believe we’re one week away from The Walking Dead season finale. The first half dragged a bit but since the break it’s been non-stop action. The pace makes sense. They’re under a time crunch. You never know when someone like Negan will kill again so Rick has to get […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Will Be Three Parts: Check Out The Preview
According to the press release for the Vanderpump Rules reunion, it’s going to be a good one. So much so that it’s a three part series! On track to deliver its highest rated season ever “Vanderpump Rules” Season 5 is averaging 2.4 million total viewers and nearly 1.7 million P24-54, up 3% and 4% respectively […]
Catfish: Telizza & Shai
Wednesday is my favorite day to recap lately, I’ve got Imposters, Stranded With A Million Dollars, and Catfish. I had so much to do today, but there is always tomorrow. Unless there is no tomorrow and it that case I had a really good last day. This episode is good already because the names are […]
Vanderpump Rules: Taco Tuesday, Wedding Wednesday
By The Lady Cocotte Every episode of Vanderpump Rules brings us one step closer to the wedding that shouldn’t be. The whole gang has gathered at the wedding venue. Yay! Lisa Vanderpump has arrived (by private jet) to ordain the wedding. Whee! Jax and Sandoval are balls deep into a plan to surprise Schwartz by […]
The Walking Dead: The Other Side
By The Lady Cocotte My adrenaline is already pumping because I know it’s time for The Walking Dead. As we near the season finale, and the inevitable showdown with Negan, things are getting crazy. Rick is quietly building his army (with a side of romantic interludes with Michonne). Daryl escaped the Saviors and he’s primed […]
Catfish: Danny and Rosa
It’s time for another ridiculous episode of Catfish where I ask the question, is a new couch and a fresh coat of paint for your living room, really worth this level of humiliation? I mean have you seen this show? Danny is being catfished this week by someone claiming to be a girl named Rosa. Danny […]