The first few episodes of this season seemed really chopped up. I think the reason for that is that there was so much drama at the end of filming, they decided to cut out a lot of the initial scenes. Italy will probably be three episodes and the Kim D Posche Fashion Show will be […]
Fashion Police Finally Throws In The Towel
After twenty-two years of Fashion Police, the show is finally calling it quits. The show began in 1995 as a place for Joan Rivers to put all of her red carpet fashion critiques in one place. It was a good show in the 1990s when Joan held nothing back in her often vicious assessments of […]
The Voice: Buckle Up For The Battles!
By Erica Buckle up, because it is Battle time! (Or at least, grab your favorite alcoholic beverage. This week, it is wine for me. Giving the tequila a break.) THE COACHES I think this is genuinely tough for the coaches. They know how important this is to these people. I don’t know about this season, […]
Below Deck: Blindsided
We pick back up this week with Nico and a very drunk EJ having a pissing contest on the deck. Briana rounds up Baker to let her know things could come to blows. Nico tells EJ to go to bed. Nico says if he is not bosun in the morning, he going to walk. Brianna […]
Watch What Happens Live With Vicki Gunvalson and Rita Wilson
Since Andy is on tour with Anderson Cooper, none of his shows lately have been live. This one was filmed several days ago. Rumors immediately began to circulate that Vicki had thrown a fit over being second chair to Rita Wilson. The rumors claimed that VIcki was furious both before the show when she found out […]
Shahs of Sunset’s Shervin Roohparvar Claps Back At Reza Farahan And Mike Shouhed
On an incredibly rachet episode of WWHL this week, Reza Farahan and Mike Shouhed mocked Shahs of Sunset’s Sherv. Reza called him the biggest fraud on Shahs (and that’s a very high bar) and Mike literally fell out on the floor laughing about Reza’s blustering. Now Sherv is calling out Reza on his Instagram account […]
Real Housewives of Dallas: Don’t Cry Over Shattered Glass
By Guest Contributor Becky J. We’re finally back in Dallas this week! D’Andra is having coffee with her hot husband, looking great without all that crazy makeup. Stephanie is collecting all her online shopping that was delivered while she was away and hiding it from her husband. Kameron is talking to her dogs because she is […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Mystic Mistake
This is episode fifteen, y’all. FIFTEEN! Fifteen boring episodes robbing us of fifteen hours of your lives that we will never, ever get back. All season, even the housewives have been admitting that the show was “off to a slow start” and promised things would get good once they got to Iceland. Guess what? I […]
Is It Me, Or Does Dorit Really Want To Be Erika Jayne?
Just thought I would share the photos of the RHOBH in Berlin. I did not even recognize Dorit in the top photo. Is it just me? Also, LVP and Teddi don’t seem happy to be there.
#WWHL With Reza Farahan And Mike Shouhed
I have been putting this off all day today, and now I am finally taking a look at my recording and discover the first five minutes of the show are missing. I hope they spent that time talking about Reza’s weird jacket and the fact he has shaved his mustache again. He looks ridiculous. OMG […]
Shahs of Sunset: The Thread That Broke the Shahs’ Backs
Tonight is the season finale, and I get a strange feeling that it might be Asa’s last season. She clearly has grown weary of suffering these fools gladly. I hope she gets herself out of the gutter and takes that baby and spends her time raising him and running her successful businesses. She’s the only […]
RHOBH Cast Finishing Up Their Trip To Berlin
The RHOBH are winding down their trip to Berlin, Germany after spending some time at the local zoo. We all know that cities bid for these trips now and it seems the Berlin Tourism Agency gave the RHOBH the best deal. Probably because they recently got some giant Pandas at the Berlin Zoo making it […]
Teen Mom 2: Double Episode Catch Up
I haven’t been able to record Teen Mom 2 lately due to scheduling problems. I thought I would do a quick recap to catch up. The first episode I missed is finally on Demand, so I’ll hit the highlights of that before recapping the second one that did record. Leah Leah has is in Greenville, […]
Real Housewives of Potomac Cast Trip Is In Cannes!
I'm in bloom 🌺 #florals #blossomandbloom #rhop A post shared by Ashley Boalch Darby (@ashleyboalchdarby) on Oct 12, 2017 at 2:10am PDT That’s quite the budget for this show. I don’t think they had a cast trip at all season one, though I could be wrong, I don’t follow this show very closely. And […]
Nene’s Having A Pity Party
Nene busted out some chips and salsa and some watermelon (in October ?) today to film a scene with with her butt barnacles Cynthia and Marlo today. I’m not making this up. Someone staged a rented coffee table at Nene’s house with chips and salsa, watermelon slices and what might have been chicken fingers for […]
The Voice: The Blinds Are Over
By Erica Holy crap! It is the end of the Blinds already. It is a testament to the quality of the artists this season that it feels that the Blinds went quick this season. Last season, it was also 3 weeks, and I even wrote that it felt much longer. This fall The Voice has […]
Flipping Out: The Good, The Bad And The Goodbye
We interrupt our current Shondaland programming for this very sad episode of Flipping Out. Where Zoila quits and it finally sticks. I’m already sad. We start with the reading of Gema’s email where she claims that Zoila was working against Gage (and Jeff) the entire time telling her to do things that were against their […]
#WWHL With Carla Bruni And Yolanda Hadid
I can tell you right now this is going to be a short one. In fact, I may abort this whole post. Yolanda says she is still in touch with Erika and talked to her “yesterday morning.” Yolanda says that Rinna questioning Kim Richards sobriety was heartbreaking to her because you can’t doubt or question […]
#WWHL With Lea Michele And Teresa Giudice
Lea Michele immediately starts gushing over Teresa and comparing her to Meryl Streep. I do not get these celebrities who gush over the housewives. I know Dorinda has quite the celebrity following. But I just don’t get adoration of these women who scream and yell and fight and throw things on TV for a living. Teresa […]
Dance Moms: There’s A New Team In Town Part 2
This episode picks up where part one left off. Everyone is arriving at the competition and there are fans outside cheering for the older girls. Camryn and her mom, Camille, are in the back of the group and suddenly Camryn turns around and starts walking away from the venue. She has seen Ashlee and the […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Let Them Eat Cake
This is only episode two of this season and tonight battle lines will be drawn that will remain in place for the rest of the season. Siggy is FURIOUS that Teresa tossed the birthday cake. Even though the whole cake throwing nonsense has become a staple of all the Bravo shows. Especially, Shahs where no […]
Is Nene Leakes Off The Great Xscape Tour?
UPDATE: Xscape release the following press release on Thursday October 12th, eight days after the addition of Nene was announced. “Like many, we were dismayed by the recent remarks made by our talented colleague and friend Nene Leakes. As a result, we have decided to no longer proceed with her participation on our tour. It […]
It’s Official! News Years Eve Is Ruined!
Remember how glad we were last January to be well and truly done with 2016? 2017 had to be better, right? Not so much. It’s been a brutal year for natural disasters and our president seems to have an itching finger on the nuclear button. But soon it will be the holidays. And then we […]
Kim Biermann Hires Legal Counsel, Refuses To Tape With Nene
The war between Nene Leakes and Kim Biermann roars on today. In case you missed it, Nene was furious after Kim sent all the housewives in Spain a video that Brielle took in one of Nene’s bathrooms that showed several bugs crawling around on the floor. Nene responded by freaking out and calling Kim, and […]
Below Deck: 100 Feet From Catastrophe
I am excited about this episode because I feel like someone is getting a ticket home. There are so many options. I really can’t deal with EJ. He looks like he is made of plastic and I don’t see any signs that he is any more skilled, or maybe as skilled as Nico. Chris Brown […]
#WWHL With Shannon Beador And Jenni Pulos
Wow, Flipping Out has been on the air for TEN YEARS. We are Sofa King old. I totally forgot mention on my recap of RHOOC that Tamra, Shannon and Kelly all showed up in the same dress to the Armenian Rhapsody. Andy plays a clip of the last time Jenni was on WWHL with Kelly […]
Real Housewives of Dallas: You’ve Yacht to Be Kidding
By Guest Contributor Becky J. First off—how has this never been a Housewives episode title before? Genius. Annnd, we’re back in Mexico this week! This trip must be close to a Housewives world record for turning a little four-day vacation into many, many hours of show footage. The episode picks up right at the point […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Armenian Rhapsody
Based on the title, I presume this episode will be very Peggycentric. Pretty much anytime anything happens anywhere, one of my readers is there. So I can only assume I have quite a few Armenian readers here. So I have a question. Peggy seems to really be trying to oversell the Armenian thing. Yet when […]
Kim And Kroy Biermann Were On The Real Today
After Kim got kicked off the Barcelona trip, Bravo decided to send her on a press tour for Don’t Be Tardy. Since the last day of the trip to Barcelona Nene and Kim and her vapid daughter have been fighting on social media. I’m still not over the dig took at Brielle about roaches falling […]
#WWHL With Mercedeh Javid And Jeff Lewis
My DVR is smarter than I am and refused to record this show last night. So I have to watch on Demand which makes recapping very difficult. At least the episode is there. Sigh. MJ’s dress has lots of fringe and some cutouts that are actually tasteful. It’s a very MJ dress and I approve. […]
At This Rate, There Really Shouldn’t Be A Season 11 Of RHOA At All
Nene Leakes got booed and heckled in her second show of the night in Oakland. Which is kind of hilarious because Nene is not a comedian. She doesn’t usually even pretend she is on a comedy tour. What she does is got to small venues and draw in all the idiot RHOA fans and then […]
Shahs Of Sunset: Sex (Tips) In The City
I don’t have much real time news on Golnesa and her marriage since last week; however, GG is in Sydney, Australia with Sherv at the moment doing several meet and greets and hosting a 30th birthday party for some Iranian chick in Sydney with enough money to fly them both to her party. Nice work […]
Dance Moms: There’s A New Team In Town Part 1
Once again, this episode is super late, just like Teen Moms. There are only a handful of us still watching these shows but I am determined to finish both series out to the bitter end. I won’t be able to do Teen Mom until sometime after Tuesday since I can’t record it at the time […]