After watching this week’s episode of New Amsterdam, I need a mental health break. And the stupidity of a Floribama Shore recap is just the ticket. Let’s see what these morons do next. We begin with Nilsa’s pregnancy announcement. Everyone is really happy about it. Like REALLY HAPPY. Except for Gus 1.0 who realizes he […]
RHONJ Recap: Guys Night Out
Of all the housewives shows on Bravo, RHONJ seems to have the men in the forefront more than any others. Joe Gorga and Frank Catania are practically housewives themselves. It appears that this RHONJ recap is going to be focused on the men. This is only episode three and I feel like so much has […]
Exclusive: Several Tiny Cups Of Bravo Tea
There are a lot of things that are in constant flux right now with Bravo. Things are changing all the time. It comes in dribs and drabs and usually with the note that things are subject to change. And some have already changed before I got around to posting things. So here are where things […]
Floribama Shore Recap: Montanabama Shore
I haven’t done a Floribama Shore recap since 2018. Apparently, I watched season three without admitting it to anyone. But the fourth season started last night and I can’t help but check in. So, barring some earthshattering breaking entertainment news I plan to enjoy this crappy day with Banjo and with up some sort of […]
RHONJ Recap: Licked Up And Down
Last week’s RHONJ recap sure started the season off with a bang. Y’all had a lot to say about the drama between Teresa and Jackie. And unfortunately, I think that feud will continue for the entire season. All because of Teresa’s lies. Meanwhile, this season everyone is going to have problems with their spouses. Jackie […]
RHONJ Recap: C U Next Tuesday?
Tonight’s premiere of RHONJ season 11 really snuck up on me! I really thought I’d be down to one recap a night on Wednesdays, but it’s already time to recap RHONJ! I’ve been up since 3:30 am so I’m not excited about at 10pm housewives recap. RHOSLC is not even showing up on my programming […]
Weird News Of The Day
I’m not good at being woken up. As most of you know my days and nights are backwards. So when a post went haywire today, and Nanette smartly sent THE FIANCE to call me and let me know. I grumpily got up and tried to fix the mangled post. I’m really trying not to go […]
RHOC Recap: Trouble In Newport Beach
Well we are certainly living in interesting times, Americans. So perhaps it is for the best that RHOC is sofa king boring this year. Oddly, despite how much we seem to dislike it, their ratings are actually pretty decent. Tonight’s RHOC recap will cover Elizabeth’s childhood abuse, Shannon and John’s relationship issues and how Braunwyn’s […]
RHOC Recap: The Unmasking Of Elizabeth Vargas
Yesterday, I was outside in the sun waiting in line for an hour or so before going in the building. I ran some brief errands and ate a Zaxby’s Zalad. It was probably my best day in nine months. Today, I’m anxious, stressed and highly irritable. Minor site issues and feeling behind on work were […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 3 Monique Quits!??
BREAKING NEWS! MONIQUE HAS REPORTED SHE HAS QUIT THE SHOW. It’s not worth the damage to her family. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Monique Samuels (@mrsmoniquesamuels) Finally, tonight it is the last RHOP recap of the season. Have we ever had three and a half hours of reunion fights before this? […]
RHOC Recap: A Submerged Secret
Once again I just woke up when I should be going to bed. So I am behind on recaps. Let’s knock the RHOC recap out really quick and move on to Salt Lake. We start in peaceful Lake Arrowhead. Well, it was peaceful until Elizabeth set off the alarm on her new Ferrari. Ten seconds […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 2
Before we get started on tonight’s RHOP recap, I need to catch you up on some real time drama. Apparently, Jamal Bryant didn’t appreciate being called “pastor holy whore” on national TV. So he faked up his own “binder” and tried to come for Monique. It backfired, and made him look worse and he took […]
RHOC Recap: Escaping Orange County
Okay, I am going take your constructive criticism to heart and try to do a better with tonight’s RHOC Recap. I will try to not make it me just saying “I hate all of these people, especially Braunwyn” over and over. But seriously. This season is particularly annoying because of their lack of taking any […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 1
Well the time as come for the RHOP recap. I can’t wait to see what is in Monique’s binder of receipts. She got color coated tabs and everything. How long did that take her to assemble? I guess we probably won’t get to the finale brawl on the first episode. First Andy goes to check […]
RHOC Recap: The Lies That Bind
On tonight’s RHOC Recap, the ladies struggle with being in quarantine. After a one month lockdown, they production plans a trip to Lake Arrowhead. I’m already sick of the pandemic stuff. But if Braunwyn decided to stay home with her eleventy billion kids and go to her AA meetings a trip might be nice. Otherwise… […]
Potentially Devastating News For Wendy Williams
On Sunday Afternoon, reports kept popping up saying that Wendy Williams mother, Shirley Williams has died. At this point, early Monday morning there has been no verification of this. The sole source of this information is someone named Courtney Brown, who posted the information on her Instagram. She said her grandmother and Williams were best […]
RHOP Recap: Deck The Halls With Drama (Finale)
I honestly feel like this is the THIRD fucking finale I have recapped this season. It just seems Sofa King long! I am so over these women and their drama. And yet, we have a three episode finale. Argh. I haven’t watched the previews so I have no clue what they will be bitching about […]
RHOC Discussion: The Calm Before The Storm
I’m feeling like a petulant child today. I’m just not doing it. Most of y’all know I live in Atlanta. My morning shows are interrupted every fucking day with VOTING INFORMATION that happens EVERY FUCKING DAY. Our REPUBLICAN leadership comes on EVERY DAMN DAY and says there is no fraud in out voting. We have […]
RHOC Recap: Renewals & Regrets
How is this only episode 8 of this season? How? I feel like I’ve struggles through at least a dozen RHOC Recaps this season. And they are all so repetitive! Tonight, in the aftermath of Braunwyn’s vow renewal we have a drunken Shannon causing all sorts of drama. Let’s just get on with the shit […]
A Glimpse At The RHOP Reunion
A socially distanced, in-person RHOP reunion was last Sunday and the rumor mill has been churning ever since. And not just about the ugly yellow dresses. I mean… these dresses are awful. Monique’s dress is the only halfway decent one. Karen’s is pretty but it looks like something took a huge bit out of her […]
RHOP Recap: Fifty Shades of Betrayal
It’s time for another RHOP Recap! Next week is the season finale. But tonight, there is a “dominatrix party’ and Ashley reveals that she has written a statement on behalf of Monique about what a hot head, shit stirrer with violent tendencies that Candiace is. OMG! My computer is suddenly able to right click again! […]
RHOC Recap: The Vow Renewal
I’m not even sure want to do a RHOC recap tonight. And it is not just because I’ve been up for 40 something hours straight. I don’t give a flying fuck about Braunwyn’s vow renewal. I was talking to source today and they said that Bravo is SO OVER this season just like we are. […]
RHOP Recap: Picking Sides
I’ve been awake for all of ten minutes as my quest to get my sleeping schedule straight continues. Also, I don’t feel so good. I think it is the changing of the seasons- stuffy head, whiney attitude kind of crap. So I am getting a late start on this RHOP recap. But I could really […]
RHOC Recap: An Unexpected Guest
This is literally the worst show on all of television and yet, it generates the most conversation in the RHOC Recap comments about how much we hate it. Funny how that works. So, yay! Who is ready to watch Braunwyn white knuckle her way through sobriety for another hour? I’m already exhausted. I picked a […]
RHOP Recap: Portu-Girl Bye
Despite the fact that most of these women have no idea where Portugal is, nevertheless, off we go. I am kind of looking forward to this RHOP recap as it is one of the better seasons currently airing. That’s not saying much because RHOC really sucks hind teat this season. I am excited for Real […]
RHOC Recap: The Aftershock
It’s time for a RHOC Recap Um YAY! This season’s ratings are bad! I’m sure Vicki and Tamra are loving it. It seems Braunwyn’s sobriety is not a compelling storyline. Not to mention the other girls are trying to ice her out. The franchise needs someone to fill the Tamra and Vicki void and they […]
RHOP Recap: Hats Off, Shades On!
Sorry you guys. It’s been the weirdest day. I did the 90 Day recap and totally forgot about this. I didn’t have TV or Internet for most of the day today so I was anxious to just watch some fun, light shows and then I remembered! So. let’s knock out a RHOP Recap! And then, […]
Southern Charm Recap: The Good Shepard
Thank Goodness for Nanette who doesn’t really know it but she is totally my Ladysitter who keeps me on track these days. Otherwise I would not have known that I am supposed to be doing a Southern Charm recap tonight. I am not really excited about it. Production is not really excited about it. Thankfully, […]
RHOC Recap: The Splash Heard Round The OC
Okay moving on to the RHOC Recap. Let’s knock this out. Wednesday night is ridiculously busy. And I should probably be doing more to prepare for tornadoes tomorrow morning. Le sigh. Am I the only one who is just not into this season? Let’s face it Archie is the star of this show. Shannon’s boyfriend […]
RHOP Recap: No Shows & Show Downs
Please for the love of God tell me this episode is not two fucking hours long. I just did a two hour recap of 90 Day The Other way! Is this the finale? Sigh. It looks like I will be slogging through this RHOP Recap with limited comments. I hope to hell they added on […]
RHOC Recap: Tequila Truth Serum
There is way too much to recap on Wednesday nights. So I just got all set up to do a Potomac recap and then realized it was a RHOC recap I needed to do. Ugh. Let’s hope this is a good episode. It looks like there will be a lot of Braunwyn. I have her […]
RHOP Recap: Fully Charged
It’s Sunday night and that means lots of recapping! I’m going to start with a RHOP recap tonight because most of you are more interested in Potomac than 90 Day Fiance the other way. And if I do 90 Day first the RHOP suffers. Tonight, Wendy is having a sip and see. Is she even […]
RHOC Recap: An Unexpected Secret
Wednesday night is so jam packed with good shows it is ridiculous for Bravo to expect me to do a RHOC recap in any sort of a timely way. The Amazing Race episode I just recapped was one of the best shows I have seen since quarantine. I am not going to miss it for […]
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