This is the last RHONJ recap before the reunion. I was so happy to be done with the Atlanta reunion and the Dallas reunion, but I don’t even get a week off. Such is life. In case you missed it, there was some RHONJ tea this week. Click her for that. In other news, I […]
Married To Medicine Recap: Ain’t No Party Like A Self Love Party
By Guest Recapper Nanette This week’s Married To Medicine recap could be subtitled Sex, Lies, and Videotape. It abounds with all three. Our Quote o’ Night is from Heavenly: “Ain’t seen too many coochies in my lifetime. Mine is more colorful and beautiful and flower-y.” Meanwhile, Contessa is feeling under the weather. Yep. It’s covid. […]
MDLNY Recap: New Girl On The Block
Wow! It has been forever since we had a MDLNY recap! It was prepandemic! Page views and comments went down hear during the pandemic, and it was shocking to see how many comments this show used to get. Now that things are easing up, and I am starting to get back on track with the […]
RHONJ Recap: Teresa’s Mystery Man
Is it me or is it always a housewives birthday on these shows? Tonight’s RHONJ recap will include the girls taking her apple picking for her birthday. Apple picking? I mean it does look like a beautiful day. But compared to other housewives birthdays… I’m just saying. Also I got a ton of sleep last […]
Married To Medicine Recap: Let The Emojis Fly
By Guest Recapper Nanette The hot topic of this week’s Married To Medicine recap is the C-word. Not Next Tuesday, the other C-word: Cheating. The apropos Quote o’ Night is from Lisa Nicole Cloud: “There are a lot of husbands who weren’t perfect in their marriages.” Before the cocktails make it to the table, Heavenly […]
Floribama Shore Recap: Havasu Heat
I wasn’t able to do a Floribama Shore recap last week for some reason I could not record. So, I just watched it on demand. Nothing happened. Nothing ever happens. That’s the point. But there were farm animals and baby heart monitors and a blizzard warning. Jeremiah says they all need to GTFO and go […]
RHONJ Recap: Teresa In Love
It’s time for another RHONJ recap and tonight Joe Gorga spills the beans about Teresa’s shady as fuck boyfriend. In other words, it’s a perfect match. It looks like a crazy episode. So let’s get straight to it. The food at Jennifer’s house always looks so good. While the ladies chow down, they talk about […]
Married To Medicine Recap: Know Your DC Place
This Married to Medicine recap should be all positivity leading up to the March on Washington, but noooooo… it wouldn’t be Bravo without petty drama. Our Quote o’ Night is from Cecil, Dr. Simone’s husband, “I hope 57 years from now, our kids don’t have to be here (the march).”
RHONJ Recap: Sinking Ships
Girls! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! WE GOT THE YACHT! Apparently, this RHONJ recap will be on a yacht that is owned by Teresa and Margaret’s ghost writer. I am kind of worried about someone getting thrown overboard! Let’s see how it goes. I think I have a fever. I better not have gotten Covid from […]
Married To Medicine Recap: Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?
By Guest Recapper Nanette Last week’s Married to Medicine recap is missing, due to technical SNAFUs. But, last week, there were two events important to the entire season that need mentioning. First, Dr. Heavenly receives an invitation from the Rev. Al Sharpton to join with his National Action Network (NAN) at the March On Washington. […]
Floribama Shore Recap: Such A Gentleman
Did anyone miss my Floribama Shore recaps? I pushed the taping of Top Chef off to the second viewing so I could watch this tonight. Top Chef will be up either later tonight or tomorrow morning. Today, I FINALLY got my fucking taxes done and in the mail after spending about seven hours on them […]
RHONJ Recap: Pineapple Puss
Last week’s RHONJ recap was kind of mellow with minimal drama. Could that happen two weeks in a row? I doubt it. Tonight the ladies visit with a psychic. It’s like all the production companies get together and plan a psychic episode, or a spiritual advisor, or a social justice protest, or start some sort […]
RHONJ Recap: Memorial Mayhem
Good Morning! My plan to just stay up I guess two days ago and go to bed at reasonable hour has failed. I basically stayed up two nights in a row and finally fell in bed this morning and once again slept all day. I’ll going back to not trying to fix my schedule and […]
Married To Medicine Recap: Friendship Foes And Wedding Woes
By Guest Recapper Nanette Tonight’s Married to Medicine recap Quote o’ Night is courtesy of Dr. Heavenly’s husband, Dr. Damon: “I let Heavenly be Heavenly, and she lets me be me — well, sort of…” Anyone who knows Heavenly, join me in a giant “Bwahahahahaha.” Failures To Communicate We open with Simone on the phone […]
RHONJ Recap: Old Feuds Never Die
Tonight RHONJ recap looks like it will be explosive when Evan shows up to confront Teresa. Also Teresa and Melissa have a feud. And Margaret and Jennifer get into it. So much for a fun boating day on the oceane. I am five minutes behind due to some other DVR stuff I didn’t notice until […]
Married To Medicine Recap: Home Court Advantage
By Guest Recapper Nanette The Quote o’ Night for this Married to Medicine recap is from Dr. Jackie, “The vagina is like Jesus; it’s very forgiving.” Dr. Simone and youngest son, Michael, shop for dorm furnishings, as the third episode milks his “going off to college” storyline. Simone worries he will have problems with a […]
Floribama Shore Recap: Door Dash & Quarantine
Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight’s Floribama Shore recap is a twofer. For some reason they are giving us two back to back episodes and there are no later showings (two bad signs). It makes me feel like we are the only ones watching this season! But I don’t care! I neeeeed my Floribama Shore. All the […]
RHONJ Recap: Dildos Down The Shore
It feels like it has been ages since the last RHONJ recap. I had to look at last week’s recap to remember where we left off. Tonight, it looks like the whole gang including husbands are doing down the shore. This will be a catastrophe. I can’t wait.
Married To Medicine Recap: New Year, Old Feuds
By Guest Recapper Nanette I’m starting tonight’s Married To Medicine recap with the inaugural “Quote o’ Night.” Tonight’s is courtesy of Toya: “What if you got four or five childs?” Spoiler alert: I am not a fan of Toya and this episode has me thinking production feels the same way! Doctors Simone, Jackie, Eugene and […]
Floribama Shore Recap: Dude, Where’s My Hairdryer?
It’s time for another episode of WTF is wrong with Gus? Why can’t he let anything go this season? We start the Floribama Shore recap off with the aftermath of last week’s fight between Gus and Jeremiah. The snow is really coming down in Montana! Aimee is the only one out there enjoying it! It […]
RHONJ Recap: Kiss My Peach
Today was a terrible, horrible no good very bad day. If you follow me on Twitter, you know some of the story and I need to get this done so I can set up the hallway for me and Banjo to hunker down in tonight. Because once again, the weather man is like WE ARE […]
Married To Medicine Recap: Graduation Snub
By Guest Recapper, Nanette Before I launch into this Married to Medicine recap, we need a little “precap” of Episode 1 and where we left Season 7. It’s no surprise that as a group of (mostly) Black members of the Atlanta medical community, both the pandemic and Black Lives Matter have had a profound impact on […]
Floribama Shore Recap: On Thin Ice
Since there is absolutely nothing on TV tonight at all, I suppose due to The Grammys that are also not on my TV, I’m ready to do a Floribama Shore recap. OR I COULD JUST BE AN IDIOT. I’m sleeping really weird hours again and I thought today was Sunday. It is my regular night […]
RHONJ Recap: Redo And Rewind
Y’all I tried to phone it in tonight for this RHONJ Recap. But Bravo’s website sucks and I couldn’t post the videos without them showing Summer House clips instead. I’m emotionally exhausted today. Im also physically exhausted. So send this recap to as many people as possible no matter house much it might suck lol. […]
Floribama Shore Recap: Puke, Rally, Relay
After watching this week’s episode of New Amsterdam, I need a mental health break. And the stupidity of a Floribama Shore recap is just the ticket. Let’s see what these morons do next. We begin with Nilsa’s pregnancy announcement. Everyone is really happy about it. Like REALLY HAPPY. Except for Gus 1.0 who realizes he […]
RHONJ Recap: Guys Night Out
Of all the housewives shows on Bravo, RHONJ seems to have the men in the forefront more than any others. Joe Gorga and Frank Catania are practically housewives themselves. It appears that this RHONJ recap is going to be focused on the men. This is only episode three and I feel like so much has […]
Exclusive: Several Tiny Cups Of Bravo Tea
There are a lot of things that are in constant flux right now with Bravo. Things are changing all the time. It comes in dribs and drabs and usually with the note that things are subject to change. And some have already changed before I got around to posting things. So here are where things […]
Floribama Shore Recap: Montanabama Shore
I haven’t done a Floribama Shore recap since 2018. Apparently, I watched season three without admitting it to anyone. But the fourth season started last night and I can’t help but check in. So, barring some earthshattering breaking entertainment news I plan to enjoy this crappy day with Banjo and with up some sort of […]
RHONJ Recap: Licked Up And Down
Last week’s RHONJ recap sure started the season off with a bang. Y’all had a lot to say about the drama between Teresa and Jackie. And unfortunately, I think that feud will continue for the entire season. All because of Teresa’s lies. Meanwhile, this season everyone is going to have problems with their spouses. Jackie […]
RHONJ Recap: C U Next Tuesday?
Tonight’s premiere of RHONJ season 11 really snuck up on me! I really thought I’d be down to one recap a night on Wednesdays, but it’s already time to recap RHONJ! I’ve been up since 3:30 am so I’m not excited about at 10pm housewives recap. RHOSLC is not even showing up on my programming […]
Weird News Of The Day
I’m not good at being woken up. As most of you know my days and nights are backwards. So when a post went haywire today, and Nanette smartly sent THE FIANCE to call me and let me know. I grumpily got up and tried to fix the mangled post. I’m really trying not to go […]
RHOC Recap: Trouble In Newport Beach
Well we are certainly living in interesting times, Americans. So perhaps it is for the best that RHOC is sofa king boring this year. Oddly, despite how much we seem to dislike it, their ratings are actually pretty decent. Tonight’s RHOC recap will cover Elizabeth’s childhood abuse, Shannon and John’s relationship issues and how Braunwyn’s […]
RHOC Recap: The Unmasking Of Elizabeth Vargas
Yesterday, I was outside in the sun waiting in line for an hour or so before going in the building. I ran some brief errands and ate a Zaxby’s Zalad. It was probably my best day in nine months. Today, I’m anxious, stressed and highly irritable. Minor site issues and feeling behind on work were […]
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