By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a rocky charter season on Below Deck and the Valor crew is more than ready to say goodbye to their cramped quarters. Chief stew Kate spent a distracted season trying to keep her demanding relationship alive over often non-existent internet lines. Last week she finally brought her resting bitch […]
Below Deck: Waking The Resting Bitch Face
By The Lady Cocotte After a season of Distracted Kate, Lesbian Kate, Matchmaker Kate, tonight’s Below Deck finally brings us the Kate we love to hate: Resting Bitch Face is back. I, for one, couldn’t be happier. It’s the final charter. Kate thinks her crew has senioritis but she’s not willing to lower her expectations. Their guests, a group […]
Below Deck: Bemily
This a been a very odd season of Below Deck. How the hell do you go from being restricted to quarters one week, to being promoted the next? Enough with this stupid “senior deckhand” crap. Kelley is the only exterior person who did not participate in the spring break party in the master quarters […]
Below Deck: Bosun Blues
Okay, I think we only have two Charters left. How does Kelley end up pissing off Captain Lee this week when he is the only exterior crew that wasn’t part of the drunk debacle last week. How is this possible? Is it tricky editing? I did want to mention some sad news. Nico’s brother […]
Below Deck: Bombed By A Care Bear
It feels weird going back to recapping TV shows, today. I think we are all still in shock over the events of the last 24 hours. Shout out to all the people who went back to work tired and perhaps hungover and got things done. Let’s check on the Below Deck crew and […]
Below Deck: The Sea Was Angry
Okay, Let’s do this. I know that you guys are saying that Ben and Emily are still together in real life, but I just have such a hard time believing this. I think Ben will break her heart. I have no memory of whatever happened that Katie feels she needs and apology for. Hang on […]
Below Deck: One Less Fish In The Sea
I’m particularly retarded tonight. As in I am slow, lagging behind mentally, and just a mess, so this recap will likely be retarded as well, as in delayed. If you are offended by this please stop by the commenting rules on your way out. Thanks. It’s time to play pass the Emily again. I do […]
Below Deck: Decent Proposal
Okay y’all. I’ve got my big girl panties back on and I’m ready to blog Below Deck. Thanks for all the nice shit y’all said. I’m not very good at receiving that, but I tried to take it all in. I’m quite comfortable being blunt and honest. So I should say that I’m not […]
Below Deck: Feeling No Pain
We’re back and it’s the first day for the new guy and he appears to have dislocated his shoulder climb up on the critter free pool. Lauren crawls out to him and pops it right back in and it’s like it never happened. Apparently this happens to him a lot. Which is weird. On […]
Below Deck: The Freak Comes Out At Night
Okay Below Deck, I saved you for a palate cleanser after doing my patriotic duty of watching the Vice Presidential Debates. Please don’t let me down. I need a nice fun easy show to recap, I am weary, mentally and physically today. Let’s just have some fun, shall we? Hopefully we can send cry baby […]
Below Deck: Sierra Needs A Trigger Warning
It was another dramatic evening around here last night. And for some reason, Below Deck did not tape at 10 and the 12:30 showing seems to have only picked up about 47 minutes of the show. This is kind of infuriating because I am hoping once again that the end will be Trevor receiving his […]
Below Deck: Just the Word Clambake Suggests Nothing Good Will Come of It
Don’t let that cute face fool ya. That’s not his happy fact that he gives Kate. That is Captain Lee watching Trevor shopping for trucks online while the rest of the outside crew are working. It’s the look a lion has before eating a wonky-eyed baby zebra for lunch. It’s not if, but when. And […]
Below Deck: Trevor’s Limp Dick…Motions
It’s time for another episode of Below Deck. Last week y’all comments about Trevor, Senor Deckhand, were so disgustingly descriptive, I stopped reading them very early on. Hopefully, I’ll be able to read and comment some this week, although the site is super busy! Let’s see if Trevor makes it through the episode, shall […]
Below Deck Season Premiere: No One Said It Would Be Easy
It’s time for the premiere of Season 4 where we can all watch for Kate drinking wine out of coffee cups and fondly remember everyone’s favorite stew, Rocky! #JeSuisRocky! First of all the boat is AMAZING. By far the best boat we have ever gotten looks like the show has earned a major budget increase. Which […]