Tonight is mercifully the last RHOC Recap of the season. If there was ever a season that I watched so y’all don’t have to, it was this one. Heather Dubore makes my skin crawl. I love Shannon and the way the cast members stuck their lips to Durbore’s taint all season was just as discussion […]
RHOC Recap : Reunion Part One
Thank goodness the Dubore show is finally winding down. Now all we have to get through is two reunion episodes where Andy will undoubtedly attach his lips to her butt for a couple of hours. Let’s see if I am correct about that as I write a RHOC recap for part one of the reunion. […]
RHOC Recap: Mountains of Lies
I’m really struggling over here. So this RHOC recap will likely be short if I can get it up at all. Sorry, there is just a lot happening right now… dying dog, tornados thunderstorms… a dog that needs to go out and I have to take him. It’s just a lot. So we begin with […]
RHOC Recap: When In Aspen…
On tonight’s RHOC recap we are heading to Aspen. I’m not hoping Heather skis off a cliff, you guys are! You are terrible humans! 🙂 It’s time to pack for Aspen and Shannon is already concerned about the cold weather. And Gina. Do RHOC even have winter clothes? Heather is shopping for winter gear even […]
RHOC Recap: The Exorcism of Gina
Here we go with another abbreviated RHOC recap since there is only so much of the Heather Dubrow show I can tolerate. Survivor was FANTASTIC and also sad tonight. Anyway let’s move on over to the OC! So Much Screaming! We are starting in the middle of Shannon and Gina arguing at the ridiculous brain […]
RHOC Recap: Mind Blown
It’s time for another RHOC recap, but first, if you missed my exclusive on RHOC casting yesterday click here. Also if you missed all of the legal drama going on with Dr. Jen you can read those here. This will probably be a rather short post because I try to avoid all the Heather Dubore […]
RHOC Recap: Apples And Oranges
My brain is full. I just did a BRUTAL Survivor post that I needed to prepare for tonight’s premiere. This RHOC recap is going to be really short. I will continue to ignore all the scenes about Heather and her new little sycophant Gina. I. Just. Can’t. The Bravo site didn’t put up any good […]
RHOC Recap: Wined, Dined and Ryned
I am terribly sorry for the delay of tonight’s RHOC Recap. As most of you know I have been covering a court situation regarding a Nashville rapist living in my area. After I recapped TAR (great season BTW)Â I was briefly on Twitter publicizing the post. Then a local newsman was tweeting me about the […]
RHOC Recap: Edible Derangements
Based on the previews, this should be a pretty short RHOC Recap tonight. I received some legal documents this week about “Dr. Jen” and there are some extremely serious charges against her and her husband will also be involved as he is listed as the head of her company. Also part of the allegations involve […]
RHOC Recap: Runaway Husband
Based on the previews alone this is RHOC recap is going to be more aging women getting wasted and falling down. And of course the arguing and the backstabbing. I still can’t believe that women at this age still don’t know how to behave on a vacation. Or on TV where their kids can watch. […]
RHOC Recap: Sweat, Lies And Pornography
Before I even start this RHOC recap, I have to say I do find the episode title intriguing. Wednesday nights are going to be TRIPLE recap nights for a while. It’s a lot. I need to start planning and doing set ups a lot early in the day so emails and other stuff tend to […]
RHOC Recap: Wild Cards
Before we get to tonight’s RHOC Recap, I have few things to report. Today, I received multiple emails about “Dr. Jen.” They were lengthy and actually had me wondering if she is even a doctor of any sort. My family suffered a tragic loss today. A much beloved Matriarch of the family passed away. We […]
RHOC Recap: Straight Questions, Straightish Answers
I’m not sure what is going on with Bravo’s PR team, but more and more often they just show the first five minutes of the show and maybe another minute from later in the show. This is not helpful. With regard to tonight’s RHOC recap, I plan on just ignoring Heather’s scenes. Sorry, not sorry. […]
RHOC Recap: Tele-Noella
On tonight’s RHOC Recap, we will see Gina using her shared New York background to sidle up to Heather Dubrow. In doing so she will throw Noella under the bus next. Dr. Jen isn’t exactly a Noella fan either. Only Gina who is apparently, the peacemaker this season, if there is one, is trying to […]
RHOC Recap: Judge & Jury
Merry Christmas everyone one! Once again I slept the day away and am just now waking up. At this rate, I’m never going to get to go get my booster shot! My email inbox is bulging. So, if I haven’t gotten back to you, it may be a while. Sorry. For some reason, I didn’t […]
RHOC Recap: Gone Guy
Okay guys, sorry for the delay on tonight’s RHOC Recap, but it was Survivor finale night and it was AMAZING. Best three hours I’ve had in a while. Now, let me dive right into this nonsense. We’re on episode three and I already want Heather to be fired. She’s the new Kelly Dodd. She might […]
RHOC Recap: Loose Lips And Lawsuits
Who’s ready for another RHOC Recap? By the time I write this I will have had an hour or so of  Survivor 41. So, I should be a bit closer to my happy place. But, as I start doing setups for tonight’s recap, I’m already feeling some kind of way about Heather Dubrow. I liked […]
RHOC Recap: Fancy Pants Is Back
I’m not sure I am ready for this RHOC Recap, y’all. I mean, it’s not on for three and a half more hours and between trying to properly rename the photos from the Media site with the right names, amid a sea of photos of one party that I believe was taken from Noella and […]
Are You Ready For RHOC Season 16? Here Is All The RHOC Tea!
There is a lot of RHOC tea to report today. The season sixteen preview is out and I have to say it seems like it might be a good season! Heather is back, which isn’t great but at least we got rid of Kelly and Brown Wind. I’m okay with Heather’s house that boobs built […]
EXCLUSIVE! RHOC CASTING NEWS!
Before we get to the big news, as I told you here, when it was announced that Heather Dubrow is coming back, and that Braunwyn’s BFF Noella Bergener was taking her place, Tamra Judge was fighting hard to return to RHOC. However, my source at the time felt like no monetary agreement would be reached. […]
Exclusive RHOC: Vicki Gunvalson, Tamra Judge & Heather Dubrow All “In Talks”
Before watching the Wendy Williams movies tonight, I got a few minutes of time with Tamara Tattles exclusive source. I have more things to tell you soon. It’s 2 am and I was going to wait and hope for more details before I posted about that discussion. But Kelly Dodd is at it again. And […]
RHOC Recap: Reunion Part 1 & Two
I was so down for the count the last week or so I didn’t even realize I missed part one of the RHOC reunion until now. So I’m going to do a brief RHOC recap of part one now. And I am going to watch it online so that will be a PITA. Okay this […]
RHOC Recap: Making Waves
Despite this being the only the 14th RHOC recap of the season, it is in fact the finale. There were so many disruptions to filming during the pandemic, I suppose they were lucky to get that many.These girls lost a lot of money because of the pandemic. Especially Shannon who make 90Kish and episode. They […]
RHOC Recap: Trouble In Newport Beach
Well we are certainly living in interesting times, Americans. So perhaps it is for the best that RHOC is sofa king boring this year. Oddly, despite how much we seem to dislike it, their ratings are actually pretty decent. Tonight’s RHOC recap will cover Elizabeth’s childhood abuse, Shannon and John’s relationship issues and how Braunwyn’s […]
RHOC Recap: The Unmasking Of Elizabeth Vargas
Yesterday, I was outside in the sun waiting in line for an hour or so before going in the building. I ran some brief errands and ate a Zaxby’s Zalad. It was probably my best day in nine months. Today, I’m anxious, stressed and highly irritable. Minor site issues and feeling behind on work were […]
RHOC Recap: A Submerged Secret
Once again I just woke up when I should be going to bed. So I am behind on recaps. Let’s knock the RHOC recap out really quick and move on to Salt Lake. We start in peaceful Lake Arrowhead. Well, it was peaceful until Elizabeth set off the alarm on her new Ferrari. Ten seconds […]
RHOC Recap: Escaping Orange County
Okay, I am going take your constructive criticism to heart and try to do a better with tonight’s RHOC Recap. I will try to not make it me just saying “I hate all of these people, especially Braunwyn” over and over. But seriously. This season is particularly annoying because of their lack of taking any […]
RHOC Recap: The Lies That Bind
On tonight’s RHOC Recap, the ladies struggle with being in quarantine. After a one month lockdown, they production plans a trip to Lake Arrowhead. I’m already sick of the pandemic stuff. But if Braunwyn decided to stay home with her eleventy billion kids and go to her AA meetings a trip might be nice. Otherwise… […]
RHOC Discussion: The Calm Before The Storm
I’m feeling like a petulant child today. I’m just not doing it. Most of y’all know I live in Atlanta. My morning shows are interrupted every fucking day with VOTING INFORMATION that happens EVERY FUCKING DAY. Our REPUBLICAN leadership comes on EVERY DAMN DAY and says there is no fraud in out voting. We have […]
RHOC Recap: Renewals & Regrets
How is this only episode 8 of this season? How? I feel like I’ve struggles through at least a dozen RHOC Recaps this season. And they are all so repetitive! Tonight, in the aftermath of Braunwyn’s vow renewal we have a drunken Shannon causing all sorts of drama. Let’s just get on with the shit […]
RHOC Recap: The Vow Renewal
I’m not even sure want to do a RHOC recap tonight. And it is not just because I’ve been up for 40 something hours straight. I don’t give a flying fuck about Braunwyn’s vow renewal. I was talking to source today and they said that Bravo is SO OVER this season just like we are. […]
RHOC Recap: An Unexpected Guest
This is literally the worst show on all of television and yet, it generates the most conversation in the RHOC Recap comments about how much we hate it. Funny how that works. So, yay! Who is ready to watch Braunwyn white knuckle her way through sobriety for another hour? I’m already exhausted. I picked a […]
RHOC Recap: The Aftershock
It’s time for a RHOC Recap Um YAY! This season’s ratings are bad! I’m sure Vicki and Tamra are loving it. It seems Braunwyn’s sobriety is not a compelling storyline. Not to mention the other girls are trying to ice her out. The franchise needs someone to fill the Tamra and Vicki void and they […]