I was recently talking with y’all about who is coming back and who is not on Season 12 of Real Housewives of Orange County. Vicki, Tamra and Shannon had supposedly signed and Kelly was in the final stages of her contract negotiation. I mentioned that the two empty slots were to be filled by one of […]
A Tiny Bit of Real Housewives of Orange County Casting News
I recently gave an update on the drama in Orange County. Since then I’ve received a bit of new information. As expected, Vicki, Tamra and Shannon have all signed their contracts. My latest information is that Kelly Dodd was negotiating her contract and her rep was being rather aggressive. The good news is that she seems […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County: Do You Know the Way To Santa Fe?
Are you ready for this vow renewal? Because I’m not. I’m already nauseous from over caffeinating myself to try to stay awake long enough to get on a decent sleep schedule. This episode may push me over my limit. There seem to be more scenes from the previous episodes than usual. I kept meaning […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Things Get A Bit Raw
I’m not sure I am ready for the housewives to return, but ready are not, here they come. Tonight we return to RHOOC. Tamra This new girl Kelly really seems to know how to play the game. She’s not clinging to Meghan to defend Meghan from all the backlash of her Nancy Drew act last […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Frenemies of The State
It’s time for a new episode of RHOOC. I think if there is one thing we can agree on, (unless you are one of my nice Canookian friends) is we hate Shannon. Therefore, it is important to overlook many of Vicki’s egregious flaws and Kelly’s racist rants, and root for these two. No? Well whatever. […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Boogie Fights
It’s time for another episode of RHOOC and my new laptop just finished updating to all sorts of things I have no idea how to use. So this may take a bit longer than usual. Like now, I am trying to do a search in my search box and all I get is a blue […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Frozen Assets
Is it me or are there too many Real Housewives shows airing at once? I need a break. At least I am not sick of this one yet, but it is only episode four. As the sun is setting on the beach, everyone heads inside to have some shots. Am I the only one […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Lies In The Air, Sand In My Hair
I’m late for this RHOOC recap because I just did a rather personal blog where I relived a bad experience. I realized I had never told anyone that story before. I feel like I am writing my fucking memoirs here lately. WTF with all my oversharing? Am I dying? Anyway, let’s check in with […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Just Two Whoop It Up Girls Who Lunch!
Time to take a look at last night’s Orange County. Let’s hope it is a little bit lighter than the mess we saw on Southern Charm last night. We left off with Vicki selecting Heather as the first stop on her apology tour. Vicki didn’t really practice enough for this conversation. She needed to walk […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: When the Ship Hits The Fan!
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County premiere and I am very excited to recap it, and also starting almost an hour late. It’s been a super busy day at Tamara Tattles, Media LLC today! Let’s get started! Tamra I just can’t help but applaud Tamra for her fitness obsession. She was starting […]
RHOOC Season 11 Preview & A RHOOC Production Party
Last night was a big celebration of ten years of the Real Housewives of Orange County and the media photos released today are very interesting. The event took place as popular club, Boulevard3 in LA and fourteen housewives were in attendance : Vicki Gunvalson, Heather Dubrow, Shannon Beador, Meghan King Edmonds and newest housewife Kelly Dodd; along […]
Vicki Gunvalson Whooping It Up In the OC With Old and New Friends!
Vicki seems to be really taken with the new RHOOC, Kelly. She’s been hanging out with her for the past two nights in a row! I’m pretty sure there were no cameras involved other than their selfies! Tonight, Vicki and Kelly headed out to Fashion Island tonight for a girls night out with Lizzie, […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 3: What a Shit Show
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion to come to a disgusting end. My only question is how low will Brianna go in all of this. The very first thing we hear is Brianna talking about Brooks and Tamra interrupting her to coach her on her details saying, “He talking about […]
Are You Ready for Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion to End?
You might as well get the popcorn ready because the dramatic conclusion (ha!) of the Real Housewives of Orange County mercifully concludes TONIGHT, not on Monday in its regular time. This is great news for me since today is the first and it will get the blogging month off to a great start as we will […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 2 Recap:
I’m getting a late start because I have been working on a RHONY post all damn day and y’all probably won’t even find it that interesting. (Though I hope you do.) I think I might be subconsciously procrastinating to avoid recapping this crap. I’m going to try be invested in this post. I doubt I […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part One
From the looks of the reunion press releases, not much is going to happen this episode and the whole cancer drama won’t come to a head until the third part of the reunion. So what the hell will they talk about tonight? Well, here we go. Andy says they got an unprecedented number of questions […]
Lizzie Rovsek Weighs in on This Season of Real Housewives of Orange County
The most interesting thing in Lizzie’s blog this week was finding out that she was not an FOH this season by choice. I thought she decided on her own that being a full-time housewife was just too much of a commitment. From Lizzie’s Bravo Blog I wasn’t going to write a blog this week. […]
Vicki’s Bravo Blog Is Very Interesting This Week
The Real Housewives of Orange County have apparently been told to keep the ratings up for the upcoming reunion. Meghan is attacking Vicki nonstop on Twitter while retweeting comments from deranged fans about what great parenting skills she has. (I’m not kidding, that is really happening). Heather told ET that she is done with Vicki […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion: Must See First Look
UPDATED! CLICK THROUGH FOR THE TOPIC BREAKDOWN FOR ALL THREE EPISODES OF REUNION! This is going to be just as nasty of a reunion as we expected. Even Tamra screams at Vicki! I don’t think Vicki admits to anything regarding Brooks illness though. It will end completely unresolved. It’s interesting that Brooks flew to NYC […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Season Final Recap: Baptism by Fire
Words cannot express how glad I am that this is the last regular episode of this season of Real Housewives of Orange County. It’s going to be a night of blasphemy and betrayal so I suppose we should get started. Will Tamra learn to pronounce the word ‘pastor’ before getting dunked ? We’re going straight […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Satan Loves Confusion
I am so far behind in getting started on Real Housewives of Orange County tonight. Someone is trying to make my brain explode and it is TOTALLY WORKING. I have a long night of work to do and I shall do it spitting nails up to the part where I finally get drunk during the […]
It’s Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Day; Let The Bloodbath Begin
First of all, where is Meghan in this photo? She flew back from Vietnam and Cambodia and says she fainted on the flight home. But, she did tweet an hour ago that the was ready headed to the reunion. Shouldn’t she already be there in hair and makeup? God I hope she is late, that […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Broken Records
Okay so around 2 pm today Tamaratattles.com went dead for about an hour. It was horrifying. This is something that never happens when you stay in the shallow end of the pool. That was tens of thousands of views that never happened and I already need to get my numbers up to keep my head […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Suspicious Minds
It’s time to beat the dead horses some more on Real Housewives of Orange County. Does Brooks have cancer? When will Jim divorce his current model of wife? Is Meghan still a cunt? What’s going on with Shannon and Vicki? Oh, boy. I can hardly wait to rejoin this Aries party, already in progress. […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Fire Signs
Here we go again with Real Housewives of Orange County and the Brooks drama. I am so over this. Heather Meghan and Heather meet for dinner to talk about Haley throwing a huge party when all the parental units were out of town. While she should face consequences, when your mother has terminal cancer, I […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: A Storm is Coming
It’s time for more Real Housewives of Orange County! This season is starting to feel long to me. I hope we can have an upbeat episode. But I’m not optimistic. Meghan is an idiot who does not know how to cook boxed minute rice. Who buys that shit in the first place? I’m not even […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Sex, Lies and Leeches
It’s time to head back to Orange County and pick up where we left off with Vicki and Meghan having it out over Meghan’s insistence in participating in Brooks treatment plan while all the while insinuating he doesn’t really have cancer because of some fakeass psychic scene on a TV show. I already have […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Meghan Edmonds is A Horrible Excuse for a Human
I will probably regret recapping this. I deliberately skipped last week’s episode. I just can’t with all the fools that think Brooks is faking cancer. It’s just ridiculous. But I shall forge ahead tonight in the hopes that the comments will not require constant moderation. The word cancer sends post directly to moderation on this […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Girl Code
Wait! This episode is called Girl Code? Will they play Luann’s stupid song as background music? My sleep schedule seems to include a fit a narcolepsy that overlaps with prime time one way or another these days. So I am off to a late start tonight. We begin back in paradise where the party is […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Swimming With Sharks
I feel like it has been ten years since I watched this show. I had forgotten all about the wives trip to Tahiti! Tonight we are in for a skinny dip by Tamra, some voluntary swimming with the sharks, and some (well deserved) mean girl gossip about Meghan. Shall we? As soon as they play […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Discussion Thread
I spent the last three hours watching The Bachelorette finale with one eye and the Big Brother live feeds. Recapping RHOOC was not even on my radar. My reaction to this season of The Bachelorette is Canada is not as nice to us as I thought. The repeat is on now and I’m not sure […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Game Changer
I thought I would just start this recap with a picture of Meghan that we can all appreciate. This was her Halloween attire for her first Halloween party with her new husband. Someone commented that is was a great use of her wedding dress. I have started two “hate” threads in my 3-4 years of […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Has Added Two New Wives
I’m really not sure I am ready to even acknowledge RHOOC yet, but the time for filming is already here. Sadly, everyone is coming back. I was really hoping Tamra Judge would not be back. I am also over Heather DuBrow. I am glad Vicki Gunvalson, Shannon Beador, and Lizzie Rovsek will return. The Orange County […]