Thank Goodness for Nanette who doesn’t really know it but she is totally my Ladysitter who keeps me on track these days. Otherwise I would not have known that I am supposed to be doing a Southern Charm recap tonight. I am not really excited about it. Production is not really excited about it. Thankfully, […]
Tamara Tattles Sources Say Southern Charm Is A Shit Show…But…
Tamara Tattles have been reporting since LAST FALL about what a shit show has been going on there. They filmed a bit last fall, sent in the first episode and and it was rejected by the network. They had to interview for different new people. Then in February, they tried to start filming again and […]
Southern Charm Update (EXCLUSIVE): Principal Photography Has Begun, Again.
My email and social media has been full of questions about Southern Charm. So here is a Southern Charm update. The most common was asked if Southern Charm had been cancelled. The answer is no. At least not yet. Let’s back up to mid September, 2019. Haymaker had hired two new faces for season seven […]
Southern Charm Recap THANK GOD THIS REUNION IS OVER!
We begin this Southern Charm recap with Danni finally being on the stage. WHY IS ELIZA considered a full cast member and Danni is not? Oh wait. I know. Aaron Rothman. It’s all laid out there where I exclusively spoiled this season prior to the the first episode. But first we get into Kathryn’s bizarre […]
Southern Charm Recap: Reunion Part 1 Assholery, Addiction, & Adderall
I had all of my setups done for this Southern Charm recap and then the news about Bethenny Frankel hit the Internet. I had to quickly contact sources and squeeze them for more information. In the process I apparently failed to save my setups and so now I am all kinds of late getting started. […]
Southern Charm Recap: White Gloves Off
It’s time for this shitshow of a season to come to a merciful end. This is the finale regular season Southern Charm recap. YAY! In even better news, Patricia’s bodyguard takes the trash out this episode and we never have to see her again. Kathryn and Patricia go shoe shopping as a cover for gossiping […]
Southern Charm Recap: Outfoxed
It’s time for what I think will be the penultimate episode of this season of Southern Charm. But, before we get to my Southern Charm recap, I have several bits of real time news. First of all, the reunion was taped today (or maybe yesterday I’ve been awake for about five hours today as I […]
Southern Charm Recap: Who Put The Mad In Madison?
Well now, would you look at the title of this Southern Charm recap. Not only has Eliza been virtually erased from the last half of the season, leaving us with awkward scenes with just her weird boyfriend, Madison has stepped up to grab all the scenes. And now she is a title character. She’s at […]
Southern Charm Recap: Rocky Mountain High Pt 2
This should be a fun Southern Charm Recap! Everyone except for Shep and Whitney are hitting the slopes. Plus, Naomie garnered the wrath of Aaron Rothman so he forced her to film a one-on-one with Ashley. Madison is a great snowboarder. She got up at the crack of dawn to hit the slopes while everyone […]
Southern Charm Recap: Rocky Mountain High Part 1
Let’s go to Colorado! In tonight’s Southern Charm recap, we head to Colorado for a ski trip. The ladies all seem to be in a good place with each other. It is the guys that will be a problem. Speaking of the ladies, whatever happened to “Craig’s assistant” Anna Heyward? Is she off somewhere running […]
Southern Charm Recap: Sorry, Not Sorry!
It feels like I just wrote a Southern Charm Recap, and yet, here we are again. I’m not sure my body is ready. Especially because the bitch is back in this episode. Nevertheless, I shall persist. We start at Meeting Street Inn. I had no idea that the Limehouses owned that property along with Indigo […]
Southern Charm Recap: New Craig, Who Dis?
This Southern Charm Recap almost didn’t happen. My DVR didn’t even mention the episode. It showed the 8 pm glorified rerun as the only new show. So I fully enjoyed a long night of Big Brother. I shall endeavor to watch this episode with very low expectations. It is too hot to think too much. […]
Southern Charm Recap: Dick Moves And Dick Pics
I forgot to pull photos for this Southern Charm Recap so I haven’t watched any of the previews from the episode. Based solely on the title, I predict this episode is going to suck donkey balls. On the RV trip from hell, the guys wake up to a campsite strewn with booze bottles and regrets. […]
Southern Charm Recap: In Sew Deep
Tonight is the roughest night of the for recaps. A Southern Charm recap followed by RHONY recap right behind it is a lot. Also, I have deliberating if I needed to go to urgent care today. I opted against it mainly because I can’t explain what is wrong. I don’t think “I feel really weird” […]
Southern Charm Recap: Barking Up The Wrong Tree House
If the previews of this episode indication, it’s going to be very heavy on the Austen and Madison storyline. If so, that’s going to make for a very boring Southern Charm Recap this week. Well, first of all my DVR just decided not to record despite the fact I double checked it tonight. We start […]
Southern Charm Recap: Slide Into Your DMs Like…
Y’all. This may be more of a discussion post than a Southern Charm recap. I’ve palmed off my RHONY recap to a friend. I’m really off my game at the moment. I’m coming apart at the seams. There is a lot going on in the ghetto. So let’s get through this together. Apologies in advance […]
Southern Charm Recap: Kat’s Out Of The Bag
On tonight’s Southern Charm Recap we’re going to see some of the women react to Ashley Jacobs’ bogus nursing award. I briefly mentioned that in one of my weekend update posts. It was just ridiculous. Why do we have to see Shep’s dad bod in every episode? I do not need this in my life. […]
Southern Charm Recap: RSVPeeved
I’m going to get this Southern Charm Recap up quickly. Then I will have to hold off on RHONY. Sorry. I’ve had a very long difficult day. The episode begins with everyone calling each other about the news of Thomas Ravenel’s arrest. Kathryn say she just left a doctor’s appointment with Saint. Thomas was there […]
RELEASE THE HOUNDS! Southern Charm Season Six Trailer Is Out!
Southern Charm is complete and in the pipeline and all ready to come to us on May 15th! Of course if you read Tamara Tattles, you already know ALMOST everything that is going to happen this season. from our Southern Charm Season Six Spoilers! But there are some surprises in trailer. Let me purple […]
EXCLUSIVE Southern Charm Season Six Filming Spoilers: Part I of 4
ATTN OTHER MEDIA: This is a four-part series of EXCLUSIVE details of related to the filming of Southern Charm Season Six collected from Tamara Tattles exclusive sources over several months. Please be considerate of my copyrighted material and quote excerpts and not the entire article or series. And of course be sure to link to […]
Southern Charm Reunion Part 2: Shep Has Issues
We begin with Thomas threatening Kathryn with going to court where all of their dirty laundry will become a matter of public record. Thomas says that if all the facts come out she will never work again. Not sure exactly what he is alluding to there. But the agreement they signed places restrictions on Kathryn’s […]
Southern Charm Reunion Part 1: Lies And Deception
I have been in a really good mood since Big Brother started so I am super excited to recap both Southern Charm and RHOOC tonight! I am off to sort of a late start, but I’m churning out my typo ridden recaps ASAP tonight! So thanks for reading. I just going to hit on the […]
Southern Charm: Ain’t No Thang Like A Chicken Wang
Rarely does a Bravo show come to an end when I am not happy that it’s over; however, this season of Southern Charm is an exception. Because of Kathryn’s delayed start to filming, there were a lot of filler scenes up front until things got back to normal with Kathryn’s arrival. At least this finale […]
Southern Charm: A Tribe Called Key West
Despite reporting about this trip live as it happened, for some reason. I thought the finale was in New Orleans. These trips just all blur together for me. I cannot believe it is time for the finale. All the charming and not so charming folks have headed to the big apple. But some have been a […]
Southern Charm: Boys Gone Wild
Tonight’s episode title seems to place the blame directly on the boys this week when things to south with Thomas and Kathryn, Craig and Naomie return to fake TV therapy and Shep interferes with Chelsea’s relationship with Austen. We’re going to start with dueling Kathryn and Thomas scenes. I need someone to remind me why […]
Southern Charm: The Hangover
We start the show of with Saint’s first birthday party. I totally thought we would get a little foreplay before the big scene. The fact that we didn’t makes me think there is a lot to show. As I mentioned, this was the first all cast scene that Kathryn filmed for the season. It is no […]
Southern Charm: Guess Who’s Coming To Lunch?
When last we left this group we has suffered through a deplorable dinner party thrown by one old crone who is jealous of a twenty something with addiction issues and attended by another who displayed the world’s most deplorable manners by dictating how others should behave in her presence. They both did so in horrific […]
Southern Charm: Sari Not Sari
Tonight’s episode title let’s me know that it’s the week we have to suffer through the old crones Indian muumuu party. I do not know what is more unfathomable. Is it that she claims to have some fashion sense, and is hawking cheap rayon muumuus out of the trunk of her car more or less, […]
Southern Charm: Fowl Play
We start the show with Kathryn showing up to film at JD and Elizabeth’s and immediately start bashing Jennifer. Kathryn loves to tell the story of Jennifer “having an affair with Thomas” while she was pregnant. That is simply not true and Kathryn knows it. Here is the truth. Prior to meeting Kathryn or coming […]
Southern Charm: To Liver And Die In Charleston
I was pulling some tags from last week’s episode in preparation for this one and I noticed that y’all really turned up for this show last week in comments! Now I feel like I should try to do a good job even though it’s been a long day and Southern Charm Savannah premieres right after […]
Southern Charm: Craig of All Trades, Master of None
I have to say Southern Charm has a great theme song. So there is that. Also, I am starting to like Cameran better when she is not around the aquatic one or the old chiroptera. In her confessional tonight she tells us that in high school she wanted to be a white witch. So she […]
Southern Charm: Shepwrecked
I love Thomas’ house on Edisto. I got a new listing on Edisto notice today. I should probably unsubscribe from that since Tax Season sort of set my plans back a few more months at least. I just wish the Island wasn’t so dolphin friendly tonight. Thomas’ bullshit monologue on dolphin life is mention for […]
Southern Charm: Step and Release
I have to say I am in a very low place right now. I don’t give a shit about any of these people. And I am at a major crossroads in my own life. So this recap is going to suck, and I don’t care. I am so sick of playing by the GOD DAMN […]