Here we go. The final RHOBH Reunion episode. We start with all the discussion of vaginas and such. I just don’t know women who talk about vaginas all the time. Andy goes straight to the texts from Lisa to Kim. One says ” Be very careful or I will fuck you up! You be nice […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1 Recap: The Lyin’
It’s kind of ironic that some of my favorite people are Brandiloons. It’s even more ironic that my oldest and dearest Brandiloon has a) Given up alcohol for Lent …and stuck with it unlike me and (2) Is claiming she is not going to watch the reunion. I would suggest that she, and all of […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Choppy Edits
Cheers, motherfuckers! I am officially done with Lent with regard to the drinking. Please pray for the rest of us as we soldier on here. I think I made it 28 days, lost nary an ounce of weight, saw now improvement in my disposition and so fuck it. I was in full-blown self-pity mode so […]
Eileen And Lisa Rinna Explain Lisa’s Behavior…
I had a whole sort of off topic rant planned for today about some previously unmentioned stories in Celebrity News this week, but I am overcome by a wave a lethargy today and if I can get this blog and then one other talking point up, I am going to have to take a nap. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Slap
It seems like everyone is having trouble adjusting to the time change. I wonder if it is because they are west coasters? I never have jetlag in Europe but I do have trouble getting back on schedule when I get back home. I think it is because I sleep on the red-eye on the way […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: I’ll Have What She’s Having
Okay I know already this one is going to take awhile. I did no preloading and I didn’t have the First Look on tape. The Dinner From Hell Wow, it seems we go straight to dinner! But first Lisa Rinna fills in Eileen and Lisa Vanderpump. Yolanda wants to start the conversation talking about her daughter. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: “Welcome to Amsterdam?”
We begin with Yolanda’s scavenger hunt. I assume that is one of her shakes from home she is drinking? I wonder what is in there! Camille Grammer shows up for the race! Yolanda claims she did not make up the teams. No one wants to be on Brandi’s team (except Kim). The scavenger hunt […]
News From the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Reunion
The RHOBH reunion was filmed on Friday. By all accounts it was a ten-hour ordeal for the gang. Andy said it was the most intense RHOBH reunion in five seasons and that wore him out. It seems he placated the Pump though as sources indicate that Lisa was not the victim this season and […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap:
Yolanda Foster Brandi drops by her dear friend Yolanda’s house just like she didn’t just call her daughter an alcoholic on her last visit. Yolanda has Brandi doing a 21 day cleanse so that she can prove to the other girls that she doesn’t have a drinking problem. That will prove nothing. She is basically […]
Eileen Davidson Wrote a Great Bravo Blog This Week!
I think that the first season housewives write the best blogs. I remember how great Yolanda’s used to be on her first season, and now we have Eileen and Lisa Rinna. Let’s love them now because you know they never stay this perfect. I remember loving Brandi and Yolanda and Joyce their first seasons and […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Sister Act
It’s time for more RHOBH! Are you ready? I’m not. So this recap will likely be later than usual. Still setting up. Is that a new opening ? Has Eileen’s always been in an blue evening gown with her hair up? What are they trying to do to her? Are all of those evening gown […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Drama Queens
Yolanda Yolanda an David going to Italy for a huge charity event where Sophia Loren and George Clooney will be honored by their charity. Yolanda is packing for several days and nights of black tie events. How is it possible that Yolanda has back fat? Or an ill-fitting bra? He breasts look huge. Have they always been huge? […]
Eileen Davidson On WWHL
Finally getting around to watching this episode of WWHL. Apparently, there was so drama so I was saving it for the right moment. And so it begins. Whitney Cummings goes straight in for Brandi. She says that Eileen’s house is beautiful. Brandi grew up in a trailer so she was just not used to that […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: It’s Just A Scratch
We begin with the physical altercation between Brandi and Kyle in which a perfectly good piece of pizza was thrown to the ground. Kim recognizes the severity of the issue when she asks what happened to her slice and Brandi nonchalantly admits to throwing it on the ground. Kyle and Kim have a discussion in […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: House of Cards
Tonight on RHOBH we are going to question Kim Richard’s sobriety! What a lovely storyline. Not. WTF is wrong with these people? But first, let’s take her to a wine tasting! On the two hour ride to the spa day, the ladies discuss their lady gardens in intimate detail. As a bunch of grown women are […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Live and Learn
I’m afraid this episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is going to be boring. I’m predicting most taking the kids to college stuff with Yolanda and Kyle. Perhaps I will be pleasantly surprised. I’m not holding my breath. Lisa Vanderpump We begin in Lisa’s bedroom where she is on the phone with Max who […]
Eileen Davidson Doesn’t Understand Brandi’s Motives
Eileen shared her thoughts on the infamous wine toss this week, and also explains another incident at Yolanda’s party that made her feel uncomfortable. From Eileen’s blog… And how about that wine toss, huh? I think you can tell I didn’t know how to handle it when it happened. First of all, I didn’t hear […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: If That’s Not White Trash, I Don’t Know What Is
It’s time for another episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which once again will include a lot of Brandi behaving badly. Lisa Vanderpump Lisa is going to go to lunch with Brandi and hear her out. Brandi thinks she has is owed an apology. For what? I don’t understand what Lisa did to […]
Eileen Davidson Introduces Us To Her Family Dynamics
I am so happy with the casting of the new girls this season. Though I hated to see Joyce go, and thought both she and Carlton deserved another season to settle in, these two just seem to fit. At least so far. This week, Eileen gives up some insight into her family life and […]