Y’all. Today was the day I fell down the rabbit hole. I’ve been trying not to do it too early. But, today it happened. I got hooked on Lifetime Christmas movies. I’m currently watching one while drinking Prosecco out of a wine glass that someone sent me that says, “I’m sorry you’re old.” I am […]
Below Deck Recap: Max And Dax’s Excellent Adventure
I can never remember what I recap on what day. So I was happy to discover that tonight it is a Below Deck recap. I believe we get a new stew tonight and Izzy moves to the deck. Also, we finally get rid of the assholes and the crew gets their first shore leave together. […]
Below Deck Recap: There’s No Crying In Yachting
You guys! I have gone from feeling badly about getting up at 2 or 3 pm to having a problem waking up in time to recap shows during prime time. It’s not healthy to sleep through all the daylight. I just can’t seem to straighten out my sleep schedule! ARGH. At least tonight is Below […]
Below Deck Recap: There’s No Place Like Home
I know that the last season of Below Deck was just awful, but I have never been more excited for Captain Lee to come back on my TV screen. We all need Captain Lee during these difficult times. I am physically exhausted today but I am so ready to get this Below Deck recap started! […]
Below Deck Reunion Part 2 Recap: We’re Not In The Laundry Room Anymore!
It’s time to put a fork in this season of Below Deck. Quite frankly, I’m not sure I can stand one more comment section with the Kate apologists. I often wonder if they even watched the show, especially the previous season. Ben said it best. Kate always needs a target for her anger. This […]
Below Deck Reunion Recap: Je Suis Rocky!
Y’all can hate on Rocky all you want but she was the STAR of this season. Rocky is to Below Deck what Kristen Doubt is to Vanderpump Rules. And that my friends is THE STAR! Please notice she is seated right next to Andy because this night will be all about her. And it’s […]
Below Deck Finale Recap Loose Lips Sink Ships
Ben cut his hand pretty bad chopping onions. Rocky is going to a have to assist Ben in the kitchen. Captain Lee offers to let Connie continue to crew the Eros on a Mediterean trip. Unfortunately, don’t think Captain Lee is the captain on the Mediterrean version of Below Deck that just filmed. I am […]
Below Deck Captain Lee Gives His Weekly Run Down of the Crew
Look, I love Captain Lee. But this storylines this season drive me crazy. Basically it seems the whole season was about getting Ben and David a few episodes at the end of the season. I think Ben had conflict with another job for most of it. These scripted attacks on Leon were simply to get […]
Below Deck Recap: We’ve Got Dirty Laundry
For tonight’s Below Deck Finale EDITED IT IS NOT THE FINALE AND I MUST SEE THE FINALE RIGHT NOW! entitled, Dirty Laundry you should all listen to some Don Henley playing in the background and drink lots of your favorite adult beverages. Sing along with me, won’t you? “Dirty little secrets. Dirty little lies. […]
Below Deck Reunion Gets The Full Treatment!
Below Deck ratings have been amazing this season, and it seems they finally have achieved big fancy reunion status! The filming happened on Friday and the fighting and snark apparently continues. The reunion was filmed in Miami and Andy also had a book signing there on Friday evening. I’m not really sure if he […]
Below Deck Recap: Team Pretty Takes Over Eros!
Once again it has been a very busy news day at TamaraTattles.com and I am thus a good half an hour behind on getting started with this recap of Cynthia Bailey and Claudia Jordan’s adventures on the Eros. I understand that the weather was less than ideal for the trip, but I’m sure they still had […]
Below Deck Recap: I’m Not Sure About You But I’d Call That and Exodus
We are back on Below Deck with the fire alarm going off and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum trying to figure out how to put out an oven fire. Finally Eddie comes in and tells them to close the damn door. The only one standing in the kitchen at that point is Rocky. Such great […]
Captain Lee Is Clearly Obsessed With Kate…
See the photo above? What is your first thought? Well, okay what is your second thought after thinking (hoping?) Kate’s hair is about to catch fire as she stands there gawking at the fire. Notice Rocky is trying to do something about it while Kate just shouts out orders of things Rocky has already […]
Below Deck Recap: Fire!
We’re back on the boat for another episode of Below Deck where the fireworks continue between Eddie and Rocky. The charter this week is a man named Alan who is celebrating his 50th birthday with his girlfriend, his two sons and another couple. He has very specific request for his birthday cake a chocolate lave birthday […]
Below Deck Recap: Boom Boom in The Laundry Room!
It’s time for another episode of Below Deck. I apologize for being a bit distracted tonight, but I’m going to do my best. We begin with a day off in the Bahamas for the crew. This is why Amy is a maid on a boat. Everyone is excited to be the guest for a change. It’s […]
Below Deck Recap: Storm’s A Coming
It’s time for another episode of Below Deck and it will not be a smooth sailing event. It never occurred to me that they have never had seriously bad weather in an episode, and tonight, they face a big storm they weren’t expecting. And it’s not just between Emile and Rocky. We will also have […]
Captain Lee Foreshadows Departure of Three More Below Deck Cast Members
Captain Lee reams quite a few people out in his Below Deck blog this week. But three of them seem to be on the brink of getting that one way plane ticket. The captain seems to think Kate is just the greatest thing, which I think skews his opinion of some of the rest of […]
Below Deck Recap: If You Can’t Stand The Heat
Tonight on Below Deck we are back on shore with a lovestruck Emile and a rowdy crew. Is the new guy’s name Dane or Dean? I’m confused. Emile is getting on Eddie’s nerves. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone get on Eddie’s nerves. Emile is shitfaced and dumb, but he is adorable. Okay it […]
Don’t Be Tardy, Manzoed With Children & Below Deck All Return Next Month
NEW YORK – July 20, 2015 – Two of Bravo Media’s favorite OG Housewives from Atlanta and New Jersey return as “Don’t Be Tardy…” season four premiers on Sunday, August 16th at 10p.m. ET/PT and the second season of “Manzo’d with Children” immediately follows at 10:30p.m. ET/PT. From high school graduations to wedding bells, both […]
Below Deck Reunion on WWHL
I did some yard work late this afternoon, came inside and literally was knocked out cold before I knew it. I woke up when the TV changed the channel to tape WWHL so I am going to just touch on the highlights as I am still asleep. Warning: this blog was typed in my sleep. […]
Below Deck “Crew Tells All”
So it’s a crew tells all episode. Which is hilarious because hasn’t the crew already said too much? Kelly crying montage. Sigh. Kelly and Eddie Bromance montage. Ugh. A montage of the boat breaking, ceilings falling in. No wonder they changed the boat name after this show. Bathroom jokes. We are having a very odd […]
Below Deck Renewed for Third Season
NEW YORK – October 22, 2014 – Fueled by ratings success, Bravo Media has renewed “Below Deck” for a third season as last night’s finale earned the highest-rated episode of the season among all key demos. With over 1.4 million total viewers and 710,000 P18-49, the episode was up 26 percent and 23 percent, respectively, […]
Below Deck Finale: Bon Voyage, Bitches
Here’s hoping this is the last episode of the last season of Below Deck. It’s the last charter and all the crew are at each other’s throats. But never fear, I am sure they will all band together to hate the charter guests the moment they arrive. As I mentioned before, the casting department had […]
Below Deck Catch Up: How Long Until Someone Actually Spits on the Guests?
I’m over this show. I’m over the post I am supposed to be working on. I am over messages in my inbox about when I am going to recap, or write about the show. I’m over it. Below Deck has gone from one of my favorite shows to recap to one of my least favorites. […]
Below Deck: New Kid on the Dock
I’ve been working on a Below Deck post for a few days. I’m not sure it will ever get published. There are a lot of things to consider regarding that post. Let’s just say the bloom is off the rose for Below Deck. For that reason I am begrudgingly recapping this. I’m zipping past the […]
Below Deck Recap: The Return of Adrienne
So last night when I was pretending I didn’t have to actually blog and I could just be a commenter for the evening Below Deck was playing I the background. I wasn’t paying it that much attention, but every so often I’d watch a few minutes and my mind was blown. It seemed like opposite […]
Below Deck Recap: That’s What She Said
On tonight’s Below Deck, it looks like everyone except Ben and Kat is going to the bar The fact that Kat is not coming to the bar is very odd. Ben and Kat immediately drink and head into one of the staterooms. That’s a huge no no. Jennice is uncomfortable around Kelley now. Kelley and […]
Below Deck: Bitchy Resting Face & #PenisGate2014
We’re back on the Charter where Kate found her Charter Soul Mate in the primary charter only for him to devastate her by pointing out she never smiles and comes off as a bitch that doesn’t want to be there. Kate gets her revenge by folding his throw blanket into the shape of a penis. […]
Below Deck Recap: Charter Guest Soulmate Develops Some Kate Hate
We being with tip distribution. Once again they get a nice tip and everyone gets about a thousand dollars, including Andrew. The rest of the crew is pissed. I have no idea why. The captain has been very clear that tips are split evenly. And yet they all bitch. Moments later, Eddie and Andrew are […]
Below Deck Recap: Mo Mojitos, Mo Problems…
We start at the point where Kelly cracked his skull on the concrete after falling off the swing. Amy takes her brother to the ER. Everyone else goes back to the boat where Kat and Ben continue to flirt with disaster, by flirting with each other on national TV when both of them are involved […]
Below Deck Recap: Hex on The Beach!
We begin Below Deck with dumbass Andrew trying to vacuum up the water from the porthole incident, only the vacuum is set to blow and not suck. So essentially Andrew sucks at everything. Even sucking. Amy is telling a sob story to Kat while drying the same glass for half an hour. Kat couldn’t care […]
Below Deck Recap: Shut Your Porthole!
I love the opening of the show. Nice to see Bravo giving Captain Lee the “star” treatment! We begin 31 hours before sail with Captain Lee sitting on the dock waiting for the crew to show up. Everyone appears to be in high spirits. Ben, Captain Lee, Eddie and Ben are all ready to go. […]
Thirsty For Some Tea on the Below Deck Season 2 Cast ?
Who will be returning to the cast of Below Deck Season 2? I’ve been pushing this blog to the back burner for far too long. But I believe that Bravo is getting ready to announce the new season, and I might as well scoop them. Really, the only important thing is that Captain Lee is […]