Well boys and squirrels, it’s time for the Below Deck Recap. It’s the reunion and I am already pissed before even watching it. I’ve heard that Elizabeth is going to talk shit about Captain Lee. If true, this could make her more hated than pretty much anyone on the planet that is not orange. You […]
Below Deck Recap: Premature Evacuation
This probably will be a very short Below Deck recap. Elizabeth getting fired is well overdue. She is begging for her job. She really doesn’t understand why she was fired. But really, this season is pretty much over due to Covid. Elizabeth has to pack her knives and go. Oops wrong show. I really need […]
Below Deck Recap: Don’t Cry For Me Antigua
The big question I have going into this Below Deck recap is are the finally going to fire Elizabeth? The episode summary for this episode literally says, “Elizabeth spends the charter focusing on James instead of her job.” You know, just like every other episode. There is also a mention of Ashling’s “little white lie” […]
Below Deck Recap: Hide The Salami
Tonight’s Below Deck recap is going to be wacky and sad as Jackie and David Siegel appear as the primaries. Click here to find out what happened when they were on Below Deck Med. Jackie refers to herself as The Queen of Versailles because she has been building a sort of replica in Florida for […]
Below Deck Recap: James’ Big Cannoli
I’m not sure if my DVR didn’t record episode 12, last week or if I somehow deleted it. I may have deleted it on purpose because Captain Lee is going to talk about the loss of his son. And that will be difficult. I’m watching the episode now on demand. Which means I have to […]
Below Deck Recap: Blood In The Water
Tonight, we return to a boat where Captain Lee is madder than a wet hen. We’ve literally never seen him this angry. In this Below Deck recap, I presume someone is going to have to go in and extradite Drunk Dolores from the sea where she apparently wants to feed peas to the fish and […]
Below Deck Recap: Steamy Vibes
Tonight’s Below Deck recap will be quite drama-filled from the sound of things. Elizabeth continues to be useless and both Ashling and Francesca are at their wits end. It seems Elizabeth is more concerned about her boatmance with James than actually doing her job. Then, the captain loses it over dangerous behavior by the charter […]
Below Deck Recap: The Devil You Know
It’s a slow time for Bravo exclusive news as everyone seems to have disappeared for the winter break. But, amazingly, we still have recaps to do this week! Tonight we have a Below Deck recap of a new episode! I’m not sure how many episodes we have left. We seem to be getting into the […]
Below Deck Recap: No Way Rosé
Oh hey! I was up all night drinking wine and arguing about politics on Twitter and just woke up for the day as Below Deck is ending. Ooops. I missed the Saturn and Venus thing, seeing what superpowers everyone got, and Below Deck. I’m trying to stop stressing about my sleep schedule and just rolling […]
Below Deck Recap: Runaway Chef
I am so ready for this Below Deck recap tonight. I slept in super late today and woke up to a financial mess that needed to be sorted out. So,I just got that straighten out and now I need to WOO SAH and get on this boat with Captain Lee and sail away from all […]
Below Deck Recap: Just Another Day In Paradise
Tonight’s Below Deck recap will probably end with Shane getting a ticket home from Captain Lee. And I think that is about three episodes too late. In the meantime, Banjo’s favorite show, The Voice is on and I am voting my cold black heart out for Jim Ranger! But John Holiday is also amazing! Dayum, […]
Below Deck Recap: Do Not Disturb
Y’all. Today was the day I fell down the rabbit hole. I’ve been trying not to do it too early. But, today it happened. I got hooked on Lifetime Christmas movies. I’m currently watching one while drinking Prosecco out of a wine glass that someone sent me that says, “I’m sorry you’re old.” I am […]
Below Deck Recap: Max And Dax’s Excellent Adventure
I can never remember what I recap on what day. So I was happy to discover that tonight it is a Below Deck recap. I believe we get a new stew tonight and Izzy moves to the deck. Also, we finally get rid of the assholes and the crew gets their first shore leave together. […]
Below Deck Recap: There’s No Crying In Yachting
You guys! I have gone from feeling badly about getting up at 2 or 3 pm to having a problem waking up in time to recap shows during prime time. It’s not healthy to sleep through all the daylight. I just can’t seem to straighten out my sleep schedule! ARGH. At least tonight is Below […]
Below Deck Recap: There’s No Place Like Home
I know that the last season of Below Deck was just awful, but I have never been more excited for Captain Lee to come back on my TV screen. We all need Captain Lee during these difficult times. I am physically exhausted today but I am so ready to get this Below Deck recap started! […]
Below Deck Reunion Part 2 Recap: We’re Not In The Laundry Room Anymore!
It’s time to put a fork in this season of Below Deck. Quite frankly, I’m not sure I can stand one more comment section with the Kate apologists. I often wonder if they even watched the show, especially the previous season. Ben said it best. Kate always needs a target for her anger. This […]
Below Deck Reunion Recap: Je Suis Rocky!
Y’all can hate on Rocky all you want but she was the STAR of this season. Rocky is to Below Deck what Kristen Doubt is to Vanderpump Rules. And that my friends is THE STAR! Please notice she is seated right next to Andy because this night will be all about her. And it’s […]
Below Deck Finale Recap Loose Lips Sink Ships
Ben cut his hand pretty bad chopping onions. Rocky is going to a have to assist Ben in the kitchen. Captain Lee offers to let Connie continue to crew the Eros on a Mediterean trip. Unfortunately, don’t think Captain Lee is the captain on the Mediterrean version of Below Deck that just filmed. I am […]
Below Deck Captain Lee Gives His Weekly Run Down of the Crew
Look, I love Captain Lee. But this storylines this season drive me crazy. Basically it seems the whole season was about getting Ben and David a few episodes at the end of the season. I think Ben had conflict with another job for most of it. These scripted attacks on Leon were simply to get […]
Below Deck Recap: We’ve Got Dirty Laundry
For tonight’s Below Deck Finale EDITED IT IS NOT THE FINALE AND I MUST SEE THE FINALE RIGHT NOW! entitled, Dirty Laundry you should all listen to some Don Henley playing in the background and drink lots of your favorite adult beverages. Sing along with me, won’t you? “Dirty little secrets. Dirty little lies. […]
Below Deck Reunion Gets The Full Treatment!
Below Deck ratings have been amazing this season, and it seems they finally have achieved big fancy reunion status! The filming happened on Friday and the fighting and snark apparently continues. The reunion was filmed in Miami and Andy also had a book signing there on Friday evening. I’m not really sure if he […]
Below Deck Recap: Team Pretty Takes Over Eros!
Once again it has been a very busy news day at TamaraTattles.com and I am thus a good half an hour behind on getting started with this recap of Cynthia Bailey and Claudia Jordan’s adventures on the Eros. I understand that the weather was less than ideal for the trip, but I’m sure they still had […]
Below Deck Recap: I’m Not Sure About You But I’d Call That and Exodus
We are back on Below Deck with the fire alarm going off and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum trying to figure out how to put out an oven fire. Finally Eddie comes in and tells them to close the damn door. The only one standing in the kitchen at that point is Rocky. Such great […]
Captain Lee Is Clearly Obsessed With Kate…
See the photo above? What is your first thought? Well, okay what is your second thought after thinking (hoping?) Kate’s hair is about to catch fire as she stands there gawking at the fire. Notice Rocky is trying to do something about it while Kate just shouts out orders of things Rocky has already […]
Below Deck Recap: Fire!
We’re back on the boat for another episode of Below Deck where the fireworks continue between Eddie and Rocky. The charter this week is a man named Alan who is celebrating his 50th birthday with his girlfriend, his two sons and another couple. He has very specific request for his birthday cake a chocolate lave birthday […]
Below Deck Recap: Boom Boom in The Laundry Room!
It’s time for another episode of Below Deck. I apologize for being a bit distracted tonight, but I’m going to do my best. We begin with a day off in the Bahamas for the crew. This is why Amy is a maid on a boat. Everyone is excited to be the guest for a change. It’s […]
Below Deck Recap: Storm’s A Coming
It’s time for another episode of Below Deck and it will not be a smooth sailing event. It never occurred to me that they have never had seriously bad weather in an episode, and tonight, they face a big storm they weren’t expecting. And it’s not just between Emile and Rocky. We will also have […]
Captain Lee Foreshadows Departure of Three More Below Deck Cast Members
Captain Lee reams quite a few people out in his Below Deck blog this week. But three of them seem to be on the brink of getting that one way plane ticket. The captain seems to think Kate is just the greatest thing, which I think skews his opinion of some of the rest of […]
Below Deck Recap: If You Can’t Stand The Heat
Tonight on Below Deck we are back on shore with a lovestruck Emile and a rowdy crew. Is the new guy’s name Dane or Dean? I’m confused. Emile is getting on Eddie’s nerves. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone get on Eddie’s nerves. Emile is shitfaced and dumb, but he is adorable. Okay it […]
Don’t Be Tardy, Manzoed With Children & Below Deck All Return Next Month
NEW YORK – July 20, 2015 – Two of Bravo Media’s favorite OG Housewives from Atlanta and New Jersey return as “Don’t Be Tardy…” season four premiers on Sunday, August 16th at 10p.m. ET/PT and the second season of “Manzo’d with Children” immediately follows at 10:30p.m. ET/PT. From high school graduations to wedding bells, both […]
Below Deck Reunion on WWHL
I did some yard work late this afternoon, came inside and literally was knocked out cold before I knew it. I woke up when the TV changed the channel to tape WWHL so I am going to just touch on the highlights as I am still asleep. Warning: this blog was typed in my sleep. […]
Below Deck “Crew Tells All”
So it’s a crew tells all episode. Which is hilarious because hasn’t the crew already said too much? Kelly crying montage. Sigh. Kelly and Eddie Bromance montage. Ugh. A montage of the boat breaking, ceilings falling in. No wonder they changed the boat name after this show. Bathroom jokes. We are having a very odd […]
Below Deck Renewed for Third Season
NEW YORK – October 22, 2014 – Fueled by ratings success, Bravo Media has renewed “Below Deck” for a third season as last night’s finale earned the highest-rated episode of the season among all key demos. With over 1.4 million total viewers and 710,000 P18-49, the episode was up 26 percent and 23 percent, respectively, […]