Kail It seems like Kail suddenly thinks Javi is just great when she realizes that putting a PFA on him will cause her to lose her free babysitter. This will last until Javi files for child support from Kail. Kail is painting a bedroom. Presumably for the nursery. Doesn’t she know that pregnant women should […]
Teen Mom 2: On The Hunt
I’m behind on some of the less read recaps this week because there were multiple technical issues on the site that needed my attention. The bottom line is, I’m going to need my own private server. Which is good news, because that means the site is doing very well, but it’s also expensive and scary […]
Teen Mom 2: MotherDucker
Kailyn Somehow, Janelle of all people found out that Kailyn was pregnant and decided to tweet Kailyn congratulations. Jenelle said she heard it from the crew, which makes sense, but Kailyn doesn’t believe that. I’m sure she will blame Javi for this. Kailyn writes a blog announcing her pregnancy and talking about how people went […]
Teen Mom 2: Unfinished Sentences
Jennelle Jenelle, the current sperm donor and their brood have moved into the new house. Sort of. When Jenelle goes to pick up David’s daughter with the donut, David calls and Kaiser throws a wingdinger because he didn’t get to talk to David. He’s clearly very attached to him which it going to make the […]
Teen Mom 2 Lips Don’t Lie
Jenelle So correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Jenelle just have a baby? And she immediately parcels out all of the kids to go on a romantic trip to the mountains with Baby Daddy 3? I’m already irritated and we are like thirty seconds in to the episode. At least we get to see […]
Teen Mom 2: Tough Proposals
Jenelle This pregnant couple is basically homeless at this point. They are staying at a temporary rental that is fully furnished until their new house is finished. The old place allegedly had mold. I suspect production is putting them up in the interim. The baby will be coming before the new house is ready. Excellent […]
Internet Trolls Send Animal Services To Kim Biermann’s House
In another WTF is wrong with people??? moment, a gaggle of stupid ladies contacted Fulton County Animal Services to report that the Biermann’s dogs are not properly cared for. This is the stupidest news of the day. Kroy and Kim support the local animal shelters through donations and are currently fostering three neglected puppies. The […]
Teen Mom 2: Going Down That Route
Briana Y’all must not have watched Briana’s season because last week you could not have cared less about her. But I found her family quite interesting in that season. Briana seemed like the smartest one in her family. This week Briana finds out that the father of her baby, Lou is cheating on her and […]
Teen Mom 2 Is Back!
I was watching this thinking “I can’t wait for Becky J’s recap!” Then I realized this is another series and she hasn’t signed up for it. So rather than do a real recap I just want to give up a place to talk about it. Chelsea is still happy as a clam with her man […]
BB19: The Seeds Cody Planted Before Eviction Take Root
Today has been one of those days where I don’t want to do my job talking about TV shows, because I want to watch TV shows. I watched a ton of Hunger Games movies and some Game of Thrones. Tonight I need to recap BB and the Shahs of Sunset premiere and then settle in […]
Vanderpump Rules Filming News! Time To Trade In For A Younger Model Or Two
“Queen you shall be… until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear.” I’ve been remiss in updating you guys on Vanderpump Rules so I am going to just dump it all out here and hope it makes sense. The drama of the upcoming season […]
WWHL With Sonja and A Jackass Who Shall Not Be Named
For once I am glad Andy is team Bethenny. It seemed like they had a falling out, but we shall see if recent postings confirm they are back together. More on that later. Right now I am defending Bethenny. I am not defending Bethenny’s sorry ass social media people or Andy’s or Bravo’s for not […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion, Part Three: No Lala But Everything Else
By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a long season of Vanderpump Rules but tonight we finally say goodbye. Goodbye, Tequila Katie. Goodbye, White Kanye. Goodbye, mean girls. Goodbye, Scheana Shay. Luckily for us, only one of those goodbyes is permanent. After a little break I’m going to really miss these “kids.” But for now […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion, Part Two: Too Much Lala, Not Enough Crazy Kristen
By The Lady Cocotte Anyone in the mood for some arguing? Good, because it’s time for part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion. Last week’s part one quickly paid homage to Kristen dipping into Brittany’s lady pond, Katie’s wedding planning and James Kennedy’s cheating but, at heart, it was all about Lala. We revisited […]
Stranded With A Million Dollars: Lines In The Sand
I have been trying since this episode aired to get things settled enough to watch it and unfortunately higher priorities for the site continued to thwart my desires to watch. Now Mother Nature is trying to hamper things as we have severe weather today expected to be worse tonight. So if the doom and gloom […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion, Part One: Don’t Expect Me To Take Responsibility For My Actions
By The Lady Cocotte Schwartz and Katie’s Wedding By Bravo is over. Scheana’s Marriage By Bravo is no more. Hell, even Lala’s Sur employment is dunzo. All that’s left is the three part reunion. Are you ready for the laughter, the tears, the DJ James Kennedy? Wait, don’t answer that question. Just sit down […]
Stranded With A Million Dollars: Til Sickness Do Us Part
It’s a beautiful day in the ghetto, so I’ve been busy working on my OPSEC. I am taking a break from hanging mirrored privacy film to discourage my peeping tom gaybor to watch this show because I am hoping for a complete wipe out of “the good people.” I need the good people to be […]
Vanderpump Rules: Introducing Mr.& Mrs. Schwartz
By The Lady Cocotte This whole season of Vanderpump Rules has been leading up to Katie and Schwartz’s wedding so it’s fitting that they say their vows on tonight’s finale. Sure, other things happened (Stassi was a bitch, Jax’s penis showed up in inappropriate places, James “rapped” and raged and Scheana played the victim) […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Will Be Three Parts: Check Out The Preview
According to the press release for the Vanderpump Rules reunion, it’s going to be a good one. So much so that it’s a three part series! On track to deliver its highest rated season ever “Vanderpump Rules” Season 5 is averaging 2.4 million total viewers and nearly 1.7 million P24-54, up 3% and 4% respectively […]
Stranded With A Millions Dollars: Pizza, Burgers and Cards, Oh My!
There is literally so much good stuff on TV on Tuesday Night it takes me a long time get through it all. I love this show! Despite my best efforts and mental strength, I have apparently still not managed to cause the good people to spontaneously combust. I can only hope that this week, we […]
Vanderpump Rules: Taco Tuesday, Wedding Wednesday
By The Lady Cocotte Every episode of Vanderpump Rules brings us one step closer to the wedding that shouldn’t be. The whole gang has gathered at the wedding venue. Yay! Lisa Vanderpump has arrived (by private jet) to ordain the wedding. Whee! Jax and Sandoval are balls deep into a plan to surprise Schwartz by […]
The Biermann’s Are Headed Back To Atlanta, But Not Without Trouble in Germany
Look, I am one of the last surviving Kim Biermann fans. She is one of the few housewives I’ve like from the beginning and stayed with my initial opinion. There are very few woman on these shows that you can’t find fault with. In fact, that seems to be the favorite viewer past time. Kim […]
Teen Mom 2: Ready or Not! Cherries and Flowers!
I’m back to get us caught up on the last two episodes of Teen Mom before the finale. Daintyfeets had some personal matters arise she needed to attend to. I swear, 2017 is not being any kinder to folks than 2016. Sending out positive thoughts to all dealing with drama. So I am back to […]
Vanderpump Rules: Triple Trouble
By The Lady Cocotte We must be nearing the end of the season because the Vanderpump Rules wedding that shouldn’t happen is about to happen. Yipee? After completing their yearly Sur photoshoot (this year’s theme was Mall Glamour Shots), the “kids” are headed to Katie and Tom’s wedding venue. That’s right. They’re taking their […]
Andrew Caldwell Is Having a Bad Week, Y’all
Y’all might remember Andrew Caldwell as the guy that claimed he had a homosexual relationship with Kordell Stewart.Recently, The Daily Mail reported that “In November last year, a judge awarded Stewart, 44, a ‘default judgment’ against Caldwell, who failed to turn up to the proceedings. Then on March 10, according to documents seen exclusively by DailyMail.com, […]
Vanderpump Rules: Regrets Only
By The Lady Cocotte After three episodes in New Orleans, Vanderpump Rules is finally coming home. Did the LA bars notice a sharp drop in alcohol sales? Were local spray tan salons shuttered due to lack of customers? Did the air in Southern California feel just a little less vapid? Well, all of that is […]
Teen Mom 2: Low Blows
By DaintyFeets Chelsea’s segment starts us off this week. We get it, Chelsea is cute; Cole is cute; Aubree really is cute. However, I can barely stand listening to these two “adults” talk baby talk. I would say they do it out of excitement for the new baby and what they are experiencing now, but […]
Vanderpump Rules: Drag Battle
By The Lady Cocotte The Vanderpump Rules “kids” are in New Orleans and they’re trying to finish what Katrina started. Too soon? My bad, but you know it’s true. So far there have been tears (mostly Sandoval), drunken spats (Katie and Schwartz, obviously) and the main event: confronting Schwartz about cheating with Vegas girl. Yeah, […]
Teen Mom: I Don’t Wanna Talk About It
The weather in the ATL was super dreary today. I’m not sure I can keep myself awake long enough to recap RHOBH tonight. Hopefully, I will get a second wind, but I am really worn out from yesterday. I’m just mentally exhausted. Jenelle It seems as though Jenelle is going on another vacation. This time […]
Vanderpump Rules: Man Tears and Braziers
By The Lady Cocotte Tonight Vanderpump Rules brings us Part Two of Stassi’s Katie and Tom’s Katie’s bridal shower blowout in New Orleans. WeHo in NOLA, y’all! So far, Katie’s been smacked in the face with Mardi Gras beads (awesome), Scheana gave Shay a book of photographs of herself for their wedding anniversary (what a […]
Teen Mom: Last To Know
I’m two episodes behind, once again but I just wanted to chat with you briefly about Teen Mom. It looks like I might have missed an episode or I opened these in the wrong order. I have to tape reruns at odd hours. It looks like a missed an episode with a big fight between Javi […]
Vanderpump Rules: Beads, Beers and Tears
By The Lady Cocotte Tonight the Vanderpump Rules “kids” laissez les bons temps rouler in the Big Easy. That’s right. Everyone’s favorite Bridezilla is having her bachelorette party in New Orleans. And she’s dragged her brow-beaten, “abused wife” of a fiancé (and his groomsmen) along for the ride. Ugh. I forsee a lot of Katie […]
Vanderpump Rules: Into The Closet
By The Lady Cocotte I don’t know how tonight’s Vanderpump Rules can compete with last week. James Kennedy’s triumphant rap performance was overshadowed by an amazing ambush from his side pieces (coordinated by the ever delicate flower, Scheana Shay). His very public meltdown, which devolved into a bar brawl with Jax Taylor, was entirely expected. […]