There is a reason that the finale is generally filmed after the final episode of the season airs. One reason is so that the brawling that always seems to occur at the reunion does not cloud the cast mates reaction to the remaining episodes. This season of RHOBH is different. For some reason the reunion […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion: It’s Wrap!
Andy Cohen just announced that the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion just finished filming at 9 pm their time. I suppose if they hurry home they can see some of the Opening Ceremonies. What a crappy night to film the reunion, Andrew. Andy tweeted “Oh LORD we JUST wrapped #RHOBHReunion – it is a DOOZY. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Carlton Continues to Look For Tits on an Ant
Lisa and Kyle are meeting with Kevin Lee the crazy party planner to plan a birthday dinner for Ken and Mauricio. Kyle wants it black tie chic to be the antithesis of Carlton’s nasty pool orgy. Yolanda will be at David’s daughter’s wedding. Kyle says to invite Carlton because they are on good terms. Oh Kyle. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Curse of Carlton
I am so not excited to recap this episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Not because I have written eleventy billion posts in the last 72 hours, but because it is Carlton’s lesbian pool party. Gross. Yet, I soldier on . Carlton is already comparing her party to Eyes Wide Shut. Thankfully, she shuffles […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Gun Ranges and Self-Defense Classes? Is This a Good Plan?
Brandi got a replacement dog. She hates him because he lifts his leg when he pees. So why get a male dog, dumbass. That is what they do. Brandi is going to Sacramento for a book signing. Her father lives there. They have not been speaking because she called him a drug dealer in her […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Luaus and Lies
Welp, Boys and Squirrels, I have some bad news about tonight’s episode. I completely fast forwarded through the whole first look. It was all Brandi and Carlton pole dancing and leering at each other. I’m just so not interested in hearing Carlton talk about how much she loves female bodies. We get it. We got […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Let’s Go To Cabo
It’s time for the annual Vanderpump Rules trip. Once again they are doing it on Stassi’s birthday so it can be all about her. Again. Once again, Jax is not invited but coming anyway. God I miss my flat belly from my twenties. I miss when it was fun to go clothes shopping because everything […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: If All Else Fails, Cry
We return to the lovely dinner party Lisa has arranged with Brandi still screaming “Shut the Fuck Up!” Michael is asking her very politely to watch her language. Brandi tries to play the victim card saying she has no husband to speak up for her. Correct, Brandi and there is a reason for that. You […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Rich People Annoy Me
Sorry I didn’t stick around for this last night. I just feel like hell and finally just went to bed. I am giving it another try now and it seems like this episode is more separate from RHOBH than I thought. Tom is pissed at Jax for spreading rumors about him. Really? Because isn’t this […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap
I really, really think Joyce’s husband is hot as hell. He reminds me of my one great love. Only he was not that big yet, and just a bartender at the Wind of Change… sigh. Oh how I fucked THAT up. But moving on. Oh look. Carlton is taking her submissive and his mother fetish […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Well I am near a TV, painfully sober and am going to try to blog this but I don’t think I have a pause feature so it is going to be quite brief. Joyce and her husband are at dinner. Brandi says this scene was filmed after filming ended. I agree we did not really […]
RHOBH & Vanderpump Rules Ratings and Sneak Peeks!
NEW YORK – December 17, 2013 – In part-two of the trip to Palm Springs, Bravo Media’s Monday night episode of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” earned over 2 million total viewers and 1.1 million A18-49 up 9 percent and 5 percent respectively over last week’s episode (12/9/13) and marking a season-to-date high among […]
Watch What Happens Live With Joyce Giraud de Ohoven and Scheana Marie
First off, why is Scheana Marie first chair? I realize it is her second season, but RHOBH trumps Vanderpump Rules, Andrew. Right away Andy starts with the shade and shows us a clip of Joyce making out with Fabio in a movie. Both girls look stunning. But Joyce looks AMAZING. Andy plays a clip of […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap Escape to Bitch Mountain
We are back on Bitch Mountain where the RHOBH are trying to give the RHONY a run for their money. Can this drunken stupidity become more memorable than Scary Island? Brandi is drunk (as usual) and Lisa actually defends Kyle. Brandi is so drunk she keeps losing track of who she is attacking. Yolanda who […]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Weigh In On Brenda Glanville
I usually can’t be bothered to read most of to the Bravo blogs because I am too busy writing my own. But for obvious reasons this week’s RHOBH has me dying to hear EVERYONE’S explanations. So please indulge me a few extra blogs on the topic. I was concerned before the season aired because I […]
Brandi Continues To Dig Her Hole (Not That One, It’s a Metaphor This Time)
Because Brandi does not know when to shut up, or how to apologize, it was with bated breath that I awaited the blog. I knew it would be a shit storm. I was not disappointed. Join me as I dissect the mind of Brandi. First, if you follow me on Twitter, much like Brandi, I’ve been […]