Apparently, it was decision day on MAFS. So it’s time to do a MAFS recap. Austin and Jessica chose to stay together. And he finally told her that he loves her. This episode was a bit cut off for me and is only an hour long so I feel like I might have missed some […]
MAFS Recap: Deception Indicated!
I am really behind on my MAFS Recaps. It’s hard to tell how far because I have eleventy billion versions of each episode. So I am going to get started on it now, at 2:22 am because I am awake and am not planning to leave the house except to go buy wine some time […]
MAFS Recap: The L Word
It’s time to check in on Married at First Sight with another MAFS recap. This is what happens when you hire people off social media to be on this show instead of the generic idiots we used to have that came to open calls. Meka & Michael So… Michael just randomly announces that his work […]
MAFS Recap: Home Is Where Your Spouse Is
It’s been a while since we’ve had a MAFS recap, so no time like the present, right? This season is a terrible in terms of the matchups, but sometimes watching a lot of bad matches can be interesting. Spoiler Alert! Only one couple stays together at the final ceremony, only to break up a couple […]
MAFS Recap: Trouble In Paradise
Welcome Back MAFS Recap readers! I usually would have done this early today but I am going through a sane patch and am starting to leave the house and stuff. Today I went to Whole Foods and spent ungodly amounts of money on sanity water and organic salad fixings and stuff. If you guys do […]
MAFS Recap: One Night Spouse
It’s been a while since I’ve done a MAFS recap and we are only up to the couples first night together. It’s going to be a loooooong season. Also, I have been completely spoiled on the entire season. Someone close to the show sent me everything. The email had a disclaimer before the spoilers saying […]
MAFS Recap: Meet The New Couples!
Katie and Derek Katie Conrad is 25 and a mental health professional. She has type 1 diabetes and wants to get pregnant as soon as possible for health reasons. She also recently got out of a bad relationship. Once she was selected to be married at first site, he showed back up in her life. […]
MAFS Recap: It’s Decision Day!
Today’s DVR schedule is so busy that I can’t get to this MAFS Recap until the reairing at 11 pm. I am literally just sitting in here trying so hard not to get spoiled by leaving the admin forum. I am really excited. The weird thing about MAFS is that, for example, this episode is […]
MAFS Decision Day Predictions: Who Will Last?
I didn’t get into this season of MAFS as much as some of the previous ones. I’m not sure why really. The couples were interesting enough. I think it just seemed very slow this season. Also, as with every reality show, each season seems more and more scripted. The penultimate episode was a whole lot […]
MAFS Recap: One Month Anniversaries
Finally have a chance to get a new MAFS recap up. The newlyweds are half way to decision day and things are finally going to get real. Beth & Jaime These two seem mismatched. For their anniversary, they go back to the venue for their wedding. Jaime gives some new vows to Elizabeth. He vows […]
MAFS Recap: Where Is My Husband?
This is the episode where MAFS actually gets going. So this MAFS recap should be a lot more interesting than the previous ones. Things are about to get real. Well the bad news is that the episode didn’t record. So I am going to have to watch on demand which means I will have to […]
MAFS Recap: Real Life And Real Wife
I’m not sure that many of you are actually watching this show, so I am wondering if I even need to do MAFS recaps anymore. The season has gotten off to an extremely slow start, so perhaps that is the issue. This week the couple return from their honeymoons and begin their real lives in […]
MAFS Recap: Stranger Love In Paradise
Are y’all ready for another MAFS Recap? It appears I have two different recordings of this show one is 88 minutes and one is 99 minutes. I have no idea what is going on but between this show and Dance Moms I am about ready to stop recording both of them. They both send dozens […]
MAFS Recap: Can This Show PLEASE Move Things Along?
It’s time to try and get this weeks MAFS Recap up. It airs at a bad time for me to be able to recap in a more timely fashion. We’ve finally gotten all four couples married off and into their honeymoon suites for the night. To be honest all a couple of them seem to […]
MAFS Recap: Something Borrowed, Something Blue
I’m a bit late to the game for this MAFS recap. I watched the first episode but didn’t choose to recap. This season the couples all live in Charlotte, North Carolina. I feel like the two black couples who were matched were great choices. Keith and Iris seem made for each other. The basketball player […]
MAFS Reunion Recap: Where Are They Now?
I’m late getting on this Married at First Sight recap. This MAFS post caused a huge explosion of views last week. It was apparently trending on Google mobile. All we really care about is whether or not Luke Cuccurullo comes clean about his sexuality and gives some sort of explanation about his decision to marry […]
Did MAFS Cast Luke Cuccurullo Despite Knowing He Was Gay?
On season eight of MAFS, the experts chose to have four couples instead of the usual three. They claimed on the show that they just could not possible keep any of the four perfectly matched couples from being on the show. The “fourth couple” was Luke Cuccurullo and Kate Sisk. That was a lie. Very […]
Married At First Sight: Decision Day
Well, MAFS fans, this national nightmare is finally over. I never got around to watching the last episode. I suppose it was full of a ton of “will they or won’t they?” type stuff and montages of their “journey.” Frankly, if they can’t do a better job casting the couples than this, this needs to […]
Married At First Sight Recap: You Give Love A Bad Name
First of all, I need you to all brush your hair and put on some makeup and try to look nice because we have company. The last MAFS recap had thousands and thousands of new viewers. I am not sure how that happened. But we had a LOT of company show up. Hopefully, they will […]
Married At First Sight: My Little Secret
I am ready for Married At First Sight to be over. It comes on at a bad time for me, and I have lost interest. That said, I can’t stop watching it because I feel the need to watch to the bitter end. I am also dying to know what Luke’s secret is. Thanks for […]
Married At First Sight: D Day Comes Early
Well, I am not longer hoping that Kate dumps Luke in this episode of Married At First Sight, or the next one. I think they must have been told they can’t give up on the relationship before the decision day is filmed or they lose their stipend. There was a clause in Celebrity Big Brother […]
Married At First Sight: The One Month Anniversaries
Anniversary Dinner Party For All Four Couples It’s the one month anniversary for the couples on Married At First Sight. Dr. Pepper hosts an anniversary dinner for all four couples. Stephanie and AJ are still quite happy to wake up with each other every morning. That seems to make Kate look even sadder than she […]
Married At First Sight: The Past And The Furious
On this episode of Married At First Sight, the couples discuss their past, specifically trauma, and how it influences their future relationship. You know, theoretically. I am hoping that they finally kick Luke off the show this episode. Just like I have been hoping for the last few episodes. I’m pissed already and the show […]
Married At First Sight: Can I Trust You?
By Tamara Tattles On this episode of Married At First Sight, the couples are just four weeks away from decision day. Only one of the couples seems to have even a prayer as we go into this episode. I am almost afraid to see how the Luke and Kate thing plays out. Plus, it is […]
Married At First Sight: Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby
Hmmm… Baby? Let’s see what this episode holds. Does someone have a pregnancy scare? Or is it just a song lyric? With the couples mostly moved into their new, shared homes, it’s time for the “meet the friends” episode. Stephanie & AJ AJ seems to realize that he was an asshole during the move and […]
Married At First Sight: “Honey, I’m Home?”
I am so excited for this episode. Things have been super busy at Tamara Tattles this week, so it is taking me a lot longer than I would have liked to get to see this episode. Unfortunately, these recaps don’t get a great big number of views so I have to focus on all the […]
Married At First Sight: To Mud Do Us Part
I am swamped with all of the extra Big Brother shows this week, but I am dying to get to this post and start hating on Luke. Because I know what is coming. Let’s get right to it.
Married At First Sight: Strangers In Paradise
With all the couples now married, most of them seem happier than usual with their arranged partner. The main exception is Luke who is… well weird. Or perhaps he is the only sane one? It could go either way. The others seem oddly thrilled with their mates. But tonight we are literally in the honeymoon […]
Married At First Sight: Married At Second Sight
Well, somehow I missed the second episode of the season and it is not on Spectrum’s On Demand. Maybe part one and part two ran on the same night and I didn’t notice? I’m irked. I also pulled photos and then cleaned out my photo files. This recap just doesn’t seem to want to happen. […]
Married At First Sight: First Comes Marriage, Then Comes Love Part 1
I somehow missed the first real episode of this season despite the casting episode recording so I am quite late to the party. I disagreed with a few of the experts selections and they got rid of one of my favorite couples, but I am ready to see where things go and look forward to […]
Married At First Sight: After The Decision
I have been dying to watch this show and yet somehow just kinda goofed around today dealing with real life stuff instead. I was shocked to see it on my DVR. Because I can’t remember a damn thing anymore. It’s like everything is a big surprise. At least this was a pleasant one. I […]
Married At First Sight: Til Death Do Us Part?
I was petrified that I was going to be spoiled on the ending of this season because the show was over two hours long and I could not record it until one a.m. I managed to dodge social media and ended up falling asleep on the couch before midnight. I woke up in the […]
Married At First Sight: Forsaking All Others
Well, it’s time for the MAFS couples to make a last-ditch effort at working things out. It’s the customary second honeymoon. Typically, these scenes have more positive interactions because they are somewhere nice. I am a bit worried about the bus trip though. Let’s see what happens. Tom and Lilly These two get some […]