This MAFS recap comes at a time when all of the couples seem to be unraveling. Will any of these couples stay together? Have we ever had a season where everyone asks for a divorce? This season seems like it is never going to end because to some degree, it never even got started. Before […]
MAFS Recap: Unanswered Questions
In this week’s MAFS recap it’s getting really close to decision day. This is about the time in the season when things go pear shaped for couples who seemed to be doing fine. And things get worse for the ones who are struggling. Paige & Chris Dr. Pepper talks to Paige about her unfortunate situation. […]
MAFS Recap: Must Love Dogs
This week’s MAFS recap will apparently have a dog theme. All the husbands have new dogs in their lives and some are handling it better than others. Virginia & Erik I don’t think Virginia has the emotional maturity to be married. She gets mad and cries and runaway during difficult conversations. Erik has some issues […]
MAFS Recap: The Monthiversay
This MAFS Recap is hopefully going to be a bit shorter with less detail than usual because I am excited to get to Floribama Shore tonight. But also, the weather gods are telling us that we are all going to die tonight. It appears we have a few choices, lightning, falling trees or full on […]
MAFS Recap: Third Week’s A Charm
On this week’s MAFS recap we finally get the couples a therapist. Not Pastor Cal who has been less than helpful this season, but with someone who I hope has some sort of psychology degree. If she can prescribe some sort of medication for Chris, that’s all the better. What Chris needs is for Paige […]
MAFS Recap: Three Little Words
I am dying to get to the latest MAFS recap. This has been the most bizarre season so far. How much longer will we be seeing Paige and Chris? Paige should have bailed on the honeymoon. We start on day 18 of the marriage. Haley & Jacob Haley’s friend give good advice, if only she […]
MAFS Recap: Face To Face
I am so ready for this MAFS recap. I think. I’m just not sure how much more Paige can take this season. I hope both his wife and his pregnant girlfriend tell him to hit the highway. It’s only day twelve and I already feel like it has been a lifetime. On this episode, everyone […]
MAFS Recap: Is This Love?
I haven’t been able to watch this on Wednesday nights because there are two Bravo shows. I did managed to get a little bit spoiled on Twitter last night. People were losing their minds over the Chris and Paige situation. And apparently, Pastor Cal finally shows up to counsel the couples. So, I’m ready to […]
MAFS Recap: Defending Your Wife
Finally ready for this MAFS recap. Things are sort of nuts in real life these days. But I am ready for what has become the Chris show. I hope we get more time with the other couples, especially the ones that have a chance at making it. Also, I am ready to get out of […]
MAFS Recap: Last Night Was Magic
It’s time to head back to Vegas for another MAFS recap. This season is already super dramatic, mostly due to Chris. And we start right away with production insisting that Chris tell Paige some devastating news. It’s only day three of the marriages! Then we back up two hours. Sigh. I hate when they do […]
MAFS Recap: Romance Or Regret?
This is the time when I wish we could just fast forward the the MAFS recap about the honeymoons. I have a feeling this is going to be a slow episode where Chris just says a whole lot more stupid shit that annoys us all. It seems as though his ex is going to pop […]
MAFS Recap: Nice To Marry You
I have a memory of telling you guys that there were a couple of bad apples on this season of MAFS. But there is no MAFS recap. Perhaps it was in an open forum, or more likely, and I know this is weird, sometimes I recap in my dreams. Anyway three couples have gotten married […]
MAFS Recap: Decision Day
Apparently, it was decision day on MAFS. So it’s time to do a MAFS recap. Austin and Jessica chose to stay together. And he finally told her that he loves her. This episode was a bit cut off for me and is only an hour long so I feel like I might have missed some […]
MAFS Recap: Deception Indicated!
I am really behind on my MAFS Recaps. It’s hard to tell how far because I have eleventy billion versions of each episode. So I am going to get started on it now, at 2:22 am because I am awake and am not planning to leave the house except to go buy wine some time […]
MAFS Recap: The L Word
It’s time to check in on Married at First Sight with another MAFS recap. This is what happens when you hire people off social media to be on this show instead of the generic idiots we used to have that came to open calls. Meka & Michael So… Michael just randomly announces that his work […]
MAFS Recap: Home Is Where Your Spouse Is
It’s been a while since we’ve had a MAFS recap, so no time like the present, right? This season is a terrible in terms of the matchups, but sometimes watching a lot of bad matches can be interesting. Spoiler Alert! Only one couple stays together at the final ceremony, only to break up a couple […]
MAFS Recap: Trouble In Paradise
Welcome Back MAFS Recap readers! I usually would have done this early today but I am going through a sane patch and am starting to leave the house and stuff. Today I went to Whole Foods and spent ungodly amounts of money on sanity water and organic salad fixings and stuff. If you guys do […]
MAFS Recap: One Night Spouse
It’s been a while since I’ve done a MAFS recap and we are only up to the couples first night together. It’s going to be a loooooong season. Also, I have been completely spoiled on the entire season. Someone close to the show sent me everything. The email had a disclaimer before the spoilers saying […]
MAFS Recap: Meet The New Couples!
Katie and Derek Katie Conrad is 25 and a mental health professional. She has type 1 diabetes and wants to get pregnant as soon as possible for health reasons. She also recently got out of a bad relationship. Once she was selected to be married at first site, he showed back up in her life. […]
MAFS Recap: It’s Decision Day!
Today’s DVR schedule is so busy that I can’t get to this MAFS Recap until the reairing at 11 pm. I am literally just sitting in here trying so hard not to get spoiled by leaving the admin forum. I am really excited. The weird thing about MAFS is that, for example, this episode is […]
MAFS Decision Day Predictions: Who Will Last?
I didn’t get into this season of MAFS as much as some of the previous ones. I’m not sure why really. The couples were interesting enough. I think it just seemed very slow this season. Also, as with every reality show, each season seems more and more scripted. The penultimate episode was a whole lot […]
MAFS Recap: One Month Anniversaries
Finally have a chance to get a new MAFS recap up. The newlyweds are half way to decision day and things are finally going to get real. Beth & Jaime These two seem mismatched. For their anniversary, they go back to the venue for their wedding. Jaime gives some new vows to Elizabeth. He vows […]
MAFS Recap: Where Is My Husband?
This is the episode where MAFS actually gets going. So this MAFS recap should be a lot more interesting than the previous ones. Things are about to get real. Well the bad news is that the episode didn’t record. So I am going to have to watch on demand which means I will have to […]
MAFS Recap: Real Life And Real Wife
I’m not sure that many of you are actually watching this show, so I am wondering if I even need to do MAFS recaps anymore. The season has gotten off to an extremely slow start, so perhaps that is the issue. This week the couple return from their honeymoons and begin their real lives in […]
MAFS Recap: Stranger Love In Paradise
Are y’all ready for another MAFS Recap? It appears I have two different recordings of this show one is 88 minutes and one is 99 minutes. I have no idea what is going on but between this show and Dance Moms I am about ready to stop recording both of them. They both send dozens […]
MAFS Recap: Can This Show PLEASE Move Things Along?
It’s time to try and get this weeks MAFS Recap up. It airs at a bad time for me to be able to recap in a more timely fashion. We’ve finally gotten all four couples married off and into their honeymoon suites for the night. To be honest all a couple of them seem to […]
MAFS Recap: Something Borrowed, Something Blue
I’m a bit late to the game for this MAFS recap. I watched the first episode but didn’t choose to recap. This season the couples all live in Charlotte, North Carolina. I feel like the two black couples who were matched were great choices. Keith and Iris seem made for each other. The basketball player […]
MAFS Reunion Recap: Where Are They Now?
I’m late getting on this Married at First Sight recap. This MAFS post caused a huge explosion of views last week. It was apparently trending on Google mobile. All we really care about is whether or not Luke Cuccurullo comes clean about his sexuality and gives some sort of explanation about his decision to marry […]
Did MAFS Cast Luke Cuccurullo Despite Knowing He Was Gay?
On season eight of MAFS, the experts chose to have four couples instead of the usual three. They claimed on the show that they just could not possible keep any of the four perfectly matched couples from being on the show. The “fourth couple” was Luke Cuccurullo and Kate Sisk. That was a lie. Very […]
Married At First Sight: Decision Day
Well, MAFS fans, this national nightmare is finally over. I never got around to watching the last episode. I suppose it was full of a ton of “will they or won’t they?” type stuff and montages of their “journey.” Frankly, if they can’t do a better job casting the couples than this, this needs to […]
Married At First Sight Recap: You Give Love A Bad Name
First of all, I need you to all brush your hair and put on some makeup and try to look nice because we have company. The last MAFS recap had thousands and thousands of new viewers. I am not sure how that happened. But we had a LOT of company show up. Hopefully, they will […]
Married At First Sight: My Little Secret
I am ready for Married At First Sight to be over. It comes on at a bad time for me, and I have lost interest. That said, I can’t stop watching it because I feel the need to watch to the bitter end. I am also dying to know what Luke’s secret is. Thanks for […]
Married At First Sight: D Day Comes Early
Well, I am not longer hoping that Kate dumps Luke in this episode of Married At First Sight, or the next one. I think they must have been told they can’t give up on the relationship before the decision day is filmed or they lose their stipend. There was a clause in Celebrity Big Brother […]