A commenter sent me a short video of some woman chasing Dorit all over the beach shouting at her about the money she allegedly owes Ryan Horne her business partner in her swimwear line. Horne financed the entire endeavor and was never repaid according to court documents. Horne has been in the swimsuit business in […]
Dorit And Paul Kemsley Accused Of Ripping Off Bathing Suit Company
Wait! You mean when we saw Dorit coloring little pictures of swims suits and adding random bows to the already existing styles she wasn’t really an international swimsuit designer? And the Dorit and Paul put absolutely zero dollars into the business? It was all a farce for a reality TV show? And a scam? And […]
Well This Changes Our Guesses About RHOBH Casting Choices…
I guess I need to check back with my source regarding RHOBH casting. Last I heard, Denise Richards was coming on full time to replace someone but they hadn’t decided who yet. The three likeliest suspects were caught in this photo filming together yesterday. Perhaps one of them will just be an FOH? Or maybe […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Secrets Revealed
I wasn’t planning on recapping this until I read the blurb and it promises unseen footage. So I am going to half-heartedly recap it. I have been in a full-blown panic attack mode all day today and nothing seems to stop it. So apologies, but I am really out of it today. We do in […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Reunion Part Three
I am curious to see if Bravo has decided to stop requiring husbands to come to the reunions. Perhaps they are getting the message from the RHOA fans that we are sick of Bravo forcing women into fake relationships to keep their peach rather than just letting them talk about how hard it is to […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Reunion Part 2
I almost didn’t remember to watch this. I was setting up to recap #MAFS when for some reason I remembered seeing RHOBH photos in my inbox from the lovely Lady C. So you can thank her for this recap because my DVR showed it as a repeat. If the DVR or Lady C don’t remind […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1
Well, the time has come. It’s reunion time. This means one thing. I get to listen to Dorit, lie in a funny accent, and attempt to rewrite history for the next hour. Ack I am behind. I forgot photos for this. MAFS recap is going to be very late tonight! It looks like we are […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: The Runaway Runway
Lord, this is going to be Dorit heavy episode and I’m over it two minutes in. Ken is trying not to fall asleep in the car and I am trying not to fall asleep on this couch. I took a whole Xanax a couple of hours ago to try to knock out the constant panic […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Better Latex Than Never
We start off with Kyle and Teddi on time for the noon trip to the Berlin Zoo. Rinna and Dorit are in the spa getting massages and pedicures while everyone waits for them. No idea where Erika is at this point. After nearly an hour, Kyle and Teddi text that they will meet them in […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Holy Schnitzel
We are back in Berlin. Germany has never been at the top my “Countries to Revist As An Adult List” for some reason, probably German tourists, but Berlin looks cool. LVP, Erika Jayne and Dorit head off to shop while Rinna, Kyle and Teddi go in the opposite direction for coffee and sight-seeing. Whatever happened […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Dames, Dogs and Danke
Kyle I can’t believe Kyle is already packing for the new house. Or that she is doing her own packing and using a U-Haul. Ah! Kyle says Mauricio wanted her to hire a mover, but the movers wouldn’t know what to pack and what to get rid of. She’s right. They would just pack up […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Heaven Knows
Erika says “All of these great things are happening to me, and I need more.” I think that was in the recap from the last episode. But this is the fundamental issue we are all starting to have with Erika. She came in to this show and was a fan favorite and she just can’t […]
Dorit Kemsley And Jerry O’Connell On WWHL & Wendy Williams
Dorit and Jerry were on WWHL last night and She’s on Wendy Williams with him this morning so I’m just gonna get this all over with at once. Because, Dorit. Wow WWHL was ten programs down the list and I was worried for a moment that my DVR had malfunctioned again. And by worried I […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Crying Shame
It’s midnight, and I’m exhausted so I’ll just remind the new people that they are going to need to clutch their pearls now if typos, or more commonly, using a weird homophone in place of the word I mean, or leaving off the end of words entirely bothers you. My old brain is atrophying at […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Gag Gift
Sorry for the delay. Things have been a bit crazy in real life. Let’s get on with the show! Watching RHOBH in the morning is weird. It seems so much stupider in the daytime. It’s kind of like when you I would watch my favorite soap opera in front of a college boyfriend. It’s kind […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Thank You, Thuck You
Camille’s daughter, Mason, is walking in a fashion show and the rest of the women were all in a van on the way and no one is speaking. Not even Dorit. They are all pissed at each other except for Rinna and Erika who don’t give AF. Mason did great in her show. she does […]
#WWHL Katy Mixon & Dorit Kemsley
I totally forgot about this show. I wish it had not taped. I am not looking forward to half an hour of Dorit. I have no idea what Dorit is wearing. It looks like a black jumpsuit with a red sort of wrap thing. Oh she is sitting on a coat. It seems like it […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: The Big Apple Bites
With Kyle mentioning Palihouse or whatever in her blog and the show giving it shots over three seasons for one stupid scene, production must have paid them a shit ton for advertising. Can my friends in LA tell me if it is a great restaurant or a place you have never heard of? Dorit We […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: That Was Weird
So I went out tonight to get my Fat Tuesday on and ate something that didn’t agree with me. As I was paying the tab, my heart was a bit racy, then on the short car ride home I had some heartburn? acid reflux? That sent me into a coughing fit. The second I opened […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Petty Mess
We start with PK telling Dorit that Boy George loves to sing with people who can’t sing, it’s like hanging around with a super, super fat person, you feel slim. I can’t with these two. I am going to refresh my tea. John’s do boy at the fancy dog store arrives with a sack full […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Birthday Fever
We begin tonight with Kyle and Erika doing some shopping. Erika gives an update on Tom’s accident saying he has been doing better and how much she has enjoyed taking some time to wait on them and spend that time together given both of their busy schedules. There is some ridiculous rumor flying around Facebook […]
Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Wham, Glam, Thank You Ma’am!
The big news tonight is that LVP is actually going to lie talk about one of her lawsuits on camera. They have already made this case go away if it is the one with Spot Rescue. If it turns out to be the one with the dog clothes designers, that one is going to be […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Unfashionably Late
I love Lisa Rinna and I’ve had a really stressful day but this is the first time I’ve seen her kiss with Harry Hamlin during the opening of the show. This is how I kiss my gay male friends. It’s a bit less than a peck. True it is on the lips but it hardly […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Lights Out
I am so excited for this episode tonight. Tokyo with Rinna and Erika Jayne should be fabulous. AND there is a dinner from hell. I’m also excited that y’all are so chatty about these episodes this season. Even if it is just because y’all are brawling over IVF in the comments. Whatever floats your boat. Tokyo […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Bad Guys
Good Lord these taglines are terrible. I can’t even begin to describe all the random comments from each of the housewives before the show started. How does one get rat poop in a stove? Were those warming trays? I’m nauseous and would have to throw the entire stove out. Kyle I know Mauricio was keen […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Diva Las Vegas
We’re going to VEGAS, BABY! I’ve been to Vegas two or three times and after each trip I say, okay, that’s the last time I’m going to do that. It’s been several years and I am finally starting to think about going back. I tend to stay in the same hotel and do the same […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Stronger Than Ever
I was hoping for some better production on RHOBH since Atlanta and Jersey have both been a hot mess this season. However, before the show even starts they’ve done something stupid. Apparently, they could not come up with any new titles and decided to call this episode Stronger Than Ever. This is the exact same […]
RHOBH Trailer is Out! No Big Surprises
People has posted the first trailer for the upcoming season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It shows the things we already knew. Rinna and Erika Jayne (and her glam squad) went to Tokyo where Rinna’s two daughters had a modeling assignment. I a super excited for this. Two of my favorite housewives, who actually […]
Is It Me, Or Does Dorit Really Want To Be Erika Jayne?
Just thought I would share the photos of the RHOBH in Berlin. I did not even recognize Dorit in the top photo. Is it just me? Also, LVP and Teddi don’t seem happy to be there.
RHOBH Cast Finishing Up Their Trip To Berlin
The RHOBH are winding down their trip to Berlin, Germany after spending some time at the local zoo. We all know that cities bid for these trips now and it seems the Berlin Tourism Agency gave the RHOBH the best deal. Probably because they recently got some giant Pandas at the Berlin Zoo making it […]
What Did Dorit Kemsley Say To Make Lisa Vanderpump Cry?
I don’t know who this young lady is who posted the photo on her IG last night, but I need her to be a Tamara Tatttles spy. The RHOBH have been filming for several weeks now and have just returned from a cast trip to NYC for fashion week. During that week, Rinna guys and […]
We Need To Talk About This RHOBH Photo
Dorit posted this picture today. Anyone have any thoughts?
Lisa Rinna and Dorit Argue On Social Media About Using The Powder Room
Okay, last night on WWHL with…Lea Michelle and I already forget who…at the very end of the show, they mentioned that Rinna and Dorit were going at it on Brad Goreski’s Instagram. Why Brad’s Instagram? Well, apparently Brad is friends with Rinna. Brad asked Rinna on his IG via a gif similar to the photo […]