Okay, last night on WWHL with…Lea Michelle and I already forget who…at the very end of the show, they mentioned that Rinna and Dorit were going at it on Brad Goreski’s Instagram. Why Brad’s Instagram? Well, apparently Brad is friends with Rinna. Brad asked Rinna on his IG via a gif similar to the photo […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3: The Bunny Gets A New Home
Tonight we have to go through some more bunny business. So let’s get straight to that. Annnnnnd of course we have to replay the whole stupid scene again. Andy and Kyle seem to think this is hilarious. Andy just wants to be sure he gets the bunny for the clubhouse. If Kim was so afraid […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 2: A Whole Lot of Nothing
Most nights it feels like I have just recapped the previous week’s show. But for some reason, I had no memory of the first part of the reunion until I started pulling photos. It feels like a lifetime between this episode and the last one. We already know the big moment of tonight’s episode when […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1: PantyGate and British Humor Redux
If you’ve been reading Tamara Tattles for a while, you’ve probably noticed that my opinions on the housewives shows and the housewives themselves change from season to season. This season of RHOBH has been a lot more fun to recap than RHOA. As this season comes to a close, I’m going to miss it a […]
RHOBH Three Part Finale Schedule Where At LEAST Three People Cry…
I am trying to get through all of my email from last week. There seemed to be a whole lot of it I kept to deal with later. One of some of those things were all of the PR notices for Bravo. If you missed the post on the FOUR!!! part RHOA reunion, you can […]
RHOBH Season 7 Report Card: Who Delivered, Who Deserves The Dumpster?
Guest Post by Jacques My pal Jacques, entertainment writer extraordinaire from down under, graciously offered to write a guest piece on RHOBH for us, and I happily accepted! Beverly Hills is far from my favourite Real Housewives city these days, but somehow it manages to get under my skin like no other. I felt some serious […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Finale: Diamonds Under Pressure
It seems like April the Giraffe has either had or is about to have her calf and of course this happened right at 9 p.m. so I am a bit scattered. This is the finale party and everyone seems to be there so we are in for a full hour of fighting. But first, LVP […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: From Dogs To Diamonds
We begin this episode back in Hong Kong and end it at Lisa Vanderpump’s Diamonds and Rosé party. If you just checked out last week’s recap once, you probably missed A LOT of comments. You might want to get caught up here. Now back to the dinner brawl… Tonight’s coke in the bathroom scene seems a […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Big Buddha Brawl
Here at the ghetto shack lights are flickering, we have high winds, huge hail and lightning. It seems to be sort of going around my actual shack by a few blocks so I think I will likely live long enough to finish this recap as long as a tree doesn’t fall on me. So on […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Hong Kong Phooey!
I had planned to skip the usual boring packing scenes in tonight’s recap. And then I remembered Erika. Erika with the lookbooks and glam squad and stylist collaborations. Rinna has QVC so she is only going for a couple of days. It annoys me that we are pretending this is an LVP save the dogs […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Looks
💃🏻 A post shared by Lisa Rinna (@lisarinna) on Mar 9, 2017 at 9:39pm PST While the rest of the world was celebrating women’s empowerment and lifting up other women yesterday, Andy Cohen gathered up the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for their annual fight club event know as the reunion. After all the bitching […]
RHOBH Reunion Seating Chart
I was busy with real life on Thursday but wanted to get this up before falling into bed. The seating chart for the reunion has been released and it’s quite interesting. Rinna managed to snag LVP’s seat and throw her onto an entirely different couch, second chair to Kyle. It’s clear that Andy has lost a […]
Okay This Is What Dorit Posted On Instagram Tonight
Who is watching #rhobh tonight?! 🙋🏼🥂😘 A post shared by Dorit Kemsley (@doritkemsley) on Mar 7, 2017 at 6:06pm PST All I could thing of was creepy PK taking the photo. Then I thought about Kyle’s tagline about spotting a fake. Dear LORD if anything good at all happens from the Trump presidency It […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Sweet Georgia Jayne
It’s Tuesday night, the busiest TV night of the week, and I’m excited for RHOBH! I’m pretty sure we are starting with dueling Ferrari scenes, one with Erika and one with Kyle but don’t yell at me if I am wrong. I am not someone who is impressed with expensive cars. Erika joins Eileen for […]
WWHL With Dorit And Dan Bucatinsky
While I can’t imagine Dorit is going to have anything interesting to say, I love me some Dan Bucatinsky, so I’m all in. I have to say that I bawled my eyes out when James died on Scandal. It was just so damn sad. I was embarrassed about how much I cared about James. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Cake Therapy
Who is ready to spend another hour talking about Kim’s sobriety? Well too bad. Because I am pretty sure that is what is going to happen tonight. So make it a double and get settled in. Eileen Erika Jayne drops by to catch Eileen up on the Project Angel Food event she missed because of […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Feeding A Need
Okay, let’s try this again. It seems that the first minute of the show was cut off because I tape so many shows on Tuesday. LVP We are starting with Vanderpump buying a $630,000 home for Max. It’s a fixer upper so she will be dumping a lot into renovations. I find it insane […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Backed Into A Corner
Before we get started tonight, we need to talk about Eden. I’ve been following her Instagram and she’s kind of batshit. I can’t quite put my finger on it. It’s someone similar to my drunk tweets, but she’s sober. She says weird things and there is always, #EdensLoveStory among the myriad hashtags. Even when the […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Hostile Hacienda
This episode is starting out promising. We are already packing for the trip to Punta Mita. It sounds like Rinna and Eilleen will be flying down a day behind everyone because Delilah is walking in NY Fashion week. First Eden gets to see LVP’s closet. I would like to point out it is miles above […]
Is Kyle Going Too Easy On Eden? Enabling Her Even?
Pretty much all the blogs from the RHOBH ladies this week are about Kim. I don’t understand why, now that we got rid of Yolanda, we can’t get away from constantly discussing other people’s medical issues both real (Kim) and imagined (Yolanda). This week we had two incredible parties. Harry’s BBQ was lovely. Kyle’s party […]
Eden Sassoon Prepares To Foist All The Blame For Her Behavior On Lisa Rinna
A couple of weeks ago, I started a recap off saying that I wish Eden was a full time housewife. Someone on Twitter said they stopped reading after that statement. I sent her back to read the whole post because by the end, I was OVER Eden. In Eden’s Bravo blog this week, she blames […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Harry’s Meat And Eden’s Mouth
I just got finished watching The Wall, on NBC. It’s just a simple game show but it was such and emotional roller coaster tonight. So I’m hoping that there is some levity on this episode, even though I know The Great Gatsby party is going to be emotional. Check out the real time report and […]
WWHL With Dorit Kemsley and Boy George
Dorit is wearing a “dress” that is basically a black one piece swimsuit with a lace duster. It’s Givenchy so that is supposed to make it fabulous. Andy tells her that she has a gorgeous body. The shady boot moment of the night is Dorit telling Erika that her dress is a step up from […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Blades, A Bag of Pills And Boy George
I am hoping we get to spend a lot of time in Mykonos tonight, but according to the TV guide, we are going to have to endure more speculation about Kim’s lack of sobriety. Here is my real time coverage of Mykonos. Mykonos Erika and Kyle are preparing for the big show. Erika is […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: XXpensive
It’s time for the next episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Everything in life seems like a blurry blip in time since the last time we came together for this. I am quite behind in getting started and very slow-witted tonight, but I shall plod forward in a sloth like pace. I am looking […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Game Night Again…Snorting Meth In the Bathroom?
Do you even snort meth? I dunno. My party drugging days are long gone, but last time we had a game night Brandi was on crutches and Kim was spending A LOT of time in the bathroom. If I had a couple lines of coke, I would totally do them right now. I’ve been sort […]
RHOBH Blogs Get the #PurplePen : To Grieve or Not To Grieve
One of the reasons why I don’t purple pen so much anymore is because most franchises don’t have the actual housewives writing their blogs. In the past, they have written their own perhaps with someone to look it over, but it was in their tone, and their thoughts. Then the dumb ones got ghostwriters, but […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Braggadocious Bogus Brittwit
Erika We are just getting started and we are still talking about Erika’s vagina. Erika is talking with one of the video dudes and then shows him the panties that Dorit gave her and tells the story. How much longer can this go on? I fear we really are going to talk about Erika’s vagina […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: #PantyGate
It’s time to check in with the ladies of Beverly Hills once again. I suspect #PantyGate will be a large part of the conversation. This recap will be delayed as my Internet is going in and out once again this evening and I am typing this offline. Hopefully I can find an online moment to […]
RHOBH #PantyGate Blogs Get The Purple Pen
The fully scripted storyline that is #PantyGate is the one scene that will be the driving force of this entire season of RHOBH. I will wait while you remove the show from your DVRs. Okay, it’s not as serious as all that yet, but it was LVP’s opening salvo against Erika this season. LVP had […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Going Commando
If I am ever asked on Jeopardy, what is the most common first letter of a reality show participant, clearly the answer is “K” and that doesn’t include any of the Kardashians. That is just the list in my categories and tags base. Can you list them all? I am looking forward to Erika’s shenanigans […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: The Budda Bentley Birthday
After the season premier which is probably my favorite episode ever of the RHOBH, I’m hoping for a worthy follow-up episode. But because of the title, I fear the focus might be on new girl, Dorit. If you didn’t read all of the comments on last week’s recap, you missed some really interesting information about […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: PUSSY CONTROL
A lot of things that we read in this world are made up. A LOT. Things like the phrase “May you live in interesting times.” is some sort of ancient Chinese curse. It is not. And a president saying it is in a speech doesn’t make it any more true. However, we do live […]