AnToday was a much better day until I saw the news about Italy. It’s terrifying and they have the entire country sheltering in place! Sigh. I am not in the mood for Jennifer tonight. I can’t tolerate another RHONJ recap that is just another hour of her yelling. She was bemoaning Andy Cohen making it […]
RHONJ Reunion Recap: Wait, Who Wants To Freeze Their Eggs?!!?
Y’all I have a slight headache tonight and I do not want to make it worse by listening to Jennifer scream for another full hour like last week. So, I may not do a full RHONJ Reunion recap of the whole show. However, I did a poll on Twitter a few days ago and the […]
RHONJ Recap Reunion Part 1: STFU, Jennifer!
Here we go! It’s time for the RHONJ reunion. I don’t think I hated this season as much as I thought I would, or maybe I am still feeling my exercise endorphins. Either way, I’m in a good mood and ready to knock out this RHONJ Recap Reunion edition. I am already confused did I […]
RHONJ Recap: Family Reunion
This finale kind of snuck up on me as opposed to RHOA which I feel like has been on for years. Before I even start this RHONJ recap, I want you to know I am highly skeptical that any of this drama about Teresa telling Danielle to pull Margaret’s pony tail is true. The only […]
RHONJ Recap: Secrets Revealed
Tonight’s RHONJ recap takes us back to the Jersey Shore. The guys go out unsupervised and Bill Aydin gets blackout, pass-out, drunk. I wish I had done that today. I am Cranky McCrankerpants today. Everything is annoying. And even after working out I am still irritated about nothing. So that is my frame of mind […]
RHONJ Recap: Something In The Water
Tonight’s episode of RHONJ is already over on the east coast and I am just now starting the RHONJ Recap! It’s been a very busy day on the site (be sure to check out all the new posts) and in real life. I did laps in the pool today! No one should put on a […]
RHONJ Recap: Sorry, Not Sorry
It never fails that on a day with nothing much to post about, as soon as it is time to do a recap, something is brought to my attention. I am exhausted. In case you missed it. Click here for my busy and mildly traumatic day. Let me try to pound out this RHONJ recap. […]
RHONJ Recap: The Hampton’s Hangover
Before we get into tonight’s RHONJ recap where Teresa takes the girls to see Joe in the ICE facility, we need to talk about present day Joe Giudice. Joe is on a “fishing trip with four other guys. They began their trip in Mexico. I assumed he was in Mexico so the girls could come […]
RHONJ Recap: Clearing The Heir
Sorry for the delay in this week’s RHONJ recap. I’ve been watching the impeachment trials and just before the dinner break last night decided I needed a nap. I didn’t wake up until five am! So, of course they apparently had a good episode without me! Argh! Let’s get straight to the episode. We pick […]
RHONJ Recap: Mama Drama
It’s RHONJ recap night and I am ready to go! I have not been on the struggle bus all day and am feeling much better. I’m hoping for a light and fun episode tonight. But, it is New Jersey. I’ll settle for not Danielle Staub scenes. We start with the news that Joe Gorga is […]
RHONJ Recap: Abs & Jabs
It’s Wacky Wednesday, when first we head to New Jersey for another RHONJ recap. Then we head down to Dallas where Andy and the RHOD plan to burn LeeAnne Locken at the stake. I’m a bit behind due some (non-resolved) technical issues. So there is not a moment to spare. Oh I forgot that we […]
RHONJ Recap: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
It’s a busy recap night at TamaraTattles.com! First we have a RHONJ recap, followed by the first part of the RHOD reunion. There is no time to waste so let’s get right to the Jersey girls. We start with the Gorga family headed out for ice cream. Melissa and Joe tell the kids she wants […]
RHONJ Recap: The Last Supper
I suppose it is time to get caught up on all of last night’s Bravo recaps. I’ll start with the RHONJ recap. I have no idea why they decided to post three new episodes last night. That’s a lot! This episode is going to be about a sad Easter, so I may not have a […]
RHONJ Recap: Jamaican Jailbait
Tonight’s episode of RHONJ is an hour and a half long. The ladies are all headed to Jamaica for Jennifer’s birthday party. This season we clearly have two warring factions. On one side we have Teresa, her anal wart Jennifer, and her ride or die Delores. On the other side we have Melissa, Jackie and […]
RHONJ Recap: Forty And Fancy Free
The focus of tonight’s RHONJ recap appears to be Melissa Gorga’s 40th birthday party. Am I the only one who thought she was older? Also, it appears that Danielle Staub is back for this episode. Heavy sigh. Joe brings Melisssa breakfast in bed for her birthday. It looks amazing. Did he really make that? Melissa […]
RHONJ Recap: On Lockdown
This RHONJ recap is coming to you live from my bedroom, a room I have not sleep in for months. Wednesday night TV is so good I have to use two DVRs to tape everything. I watch The Masked Singer, Survivor (tonight’s epiosode is two hours), The Challenge, The Oval and the two housewives shows. […]
RHONJ Recap: Sex, Lies and Video Debates
Can you believe it girls? It time for the first RHONJ recap of the season! I’m not sure why we are getting a preview of the season at the very beginning, but we are. Lexi is apparently Margaret’s “creative director.” What exactly does that entail? Anyway, Lexi brings her baby to work, which is apparently […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Pt. 3: It Is Finish Ed
I am so ready for the Real Housewives of New Jersey to just go away. I’ve had enough. We did not three episodes of this crap. I am going to try to be brief tonight because I am running very late and I just want to get to RHONY! Let’s just get ‘er done. We […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2: Yippity Yap
After last week’s Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion , I wonder how either of the other upcoming episodes can compete. It is clear, these women have to been told to bring it like their job depends on it. Because, it does. And the entire left couch really came through. As did Teresa Giudice who […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Pt.1: The OG’s School The Newbies
It’s time for the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion. Of course this is news to me because I don’t remember last week, so everything is a surprise in my life. So, yay! It is reunion time! Tonight features Margaret Josephs coming of Jennifer Aydin as the appetizer. Then we move on to the main […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Hotheads And Hookahs
The Party Preparations It is finale night on the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Tonight, there are a lot of storylines to be wrapped up. Next time on the reunion, I don’t expect much closure. Based on the current rumors, the reunion will be turned all the way up. The two felons, Teresa Giudice and […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Heroines In Heels
We left off last night with these thugs in cocktail dresses letting their low-class roots show. We know that Bravo loves when Danielle gets violent because they ran an entire marathon of Danielle thugishness today. And they are replaying all the low-class behavior from the beginning on this episode. Melissa comes around the table to […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Camels, Cabo & Catfights
It’s time to head off to Cabo with the RHONJ and I am about half an hour behind because I got so wrapped up in tonight’s episode of Celebrity Big Brother! The show is on three or four times a week and the live feeds have me sucked in so other things are a bit […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Mudslinging In Mexico
Bravo ran season one of RHONJ today in a marathon. It was amazing how from day one everyone was accusing Danielle of doing the same things she is doing this season. Nothing has changed. Also, from the first season Teresa was trying to get Gia into acting and took Milania on a go-see to Wilhamena […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Whine Country (Plus Exclusive Reunion Intel)
I finally talked to my source about RHONJ last night. According to TamaraTattles exclusive source, Bravo was very pleased by the reunion and think they have enough compelling footage to make a three part finale. I really would not believe this but this is TamaraTattles same source that said that RHONJ was disappointing this season […]
RHONJ Reunion Dresses Are Very New Jersey
I haven’t had the energy to pester my sources about the RHONJ reunion, but if these dresses are any indication, I going to assume it was a shit show. Could they possible have made the set any tackier?l Why is there a fake kitchen and dining room? Why are there two chairs in front of […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: From Turkey With Love
I recently saw a few interviews from Jackie where she says she wants the show to move along a few episodes to get the heat off her back. She said that the article was complimentary (and it actually was if you read it) and that there are many more things to be distressed about in […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Communion and Confession
I keep trying to make it through this episode, and have failed on multiple occasions. Yet I persist. I’m done with Dolores. She is no better than Frank. Trust me on this they are both shady people. I wish Melissa and Jackie were the whole show. I like their dynamic. Melissa hints to Jackie that […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Bridezilla of Bimini
Atlanta is not the only franchise with a drop in ratings. New Jersey is barely holding on to a million viewers a week with ratings ranging from .92 to 1.18. I think viewers are finally getting bored with #FelonsByBravo. Tonight, before the wedding even happens, it will become very obvious that this marriage is doomed. […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Brunch Gone Bad
Y’all, I am kind of brain-dead tonight. I got some really good news today and yesterday when gliding through Kroger there was a pyramid of champagne on sale so I grabbed a bottle. I drank the entire bottle today from a VERY expensive glass. Then, I um took a nap, and just now woke up […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Last Fling Before The Ring
It’s time to head back to Jersey. No matter how much Andy Cohen says he loves this season, I know it was hatcheted to death during post-production and it was mostly Danielle’s fault. Tonight, Margaret and Teresa and Melissa are planning Danielle’s bachelorette party. This requires shopping for penis straws and anal plugs. Teresa still […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Turkish Delights
We start this week with Jennifer and Teresa at a trampoline class. Jennifer is a bit self-conscious doing a class with Melissa and her prison body on steroids. It would be easy to make fun of Jennifer’s uncoordinated efforts here, but it would also be hypocritical as my fat ass would have fallen off that […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Housewives & Heifers
Tonight, according to the synopsis, there will continue to be no mention of the felon by Bravo who is currently in prison and waiting to be deported. In real time, Teresa and Joe have been spending time with Nono in the hospital. It’s unclear if he is still in there but Teresa took the girls […]