Reza I cannot believe that Reza’s mother would agree to be on this show. Does she watch her son on this show? How is she not humiliated? Will Reza call his mother a bitch at this lunch like he does every other human on earth that he interacts with? She seems like a really great […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: It’s Too Late to Apologize…
It’s time for another episode of Shahs of Sunset where constantly cheating on your wife is quickly accepted by the group and met with tons of comforting words and emotional support; however, a chronic debilitating disease by a group member is cause for ostracization and public ridicule. We start the morning after Asa, Golnesa and Shervin went […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Trouble In Paradise
We are back in Belize, where the Shahs Resort by Bravo is apparently super far inland. Who goes to Belize without going to the beach? Yes, San Ignacio is pretty much on the border of Guatemala. I am also appalled not just by Shervin’s aggressive behavior toward GG, but by the fact that none of […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Belize It or Not!
We begin tonight with the set up scenes for the trip to Belize. Reza is somehow making this his, trip. I get that production decides who is “planning the trip” because someone has to pretend to do it, but Reza isn’t playing along very well other than to use it as an excuse to get […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Lights! Camera! Kaftans!
I’m going to struggle through this recap tonight, but my heart is not really in it. I am trying to take a break from the horrible news today. I’m not sure this show is going to be much of a respite, but here goes. Reza Mike and Reza do an infomercial for a male focused […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: The Bitch Ain’t Funny
It’s time for me to get on this Shahs of Sunset recap. I played hooky last night and had a party of one watching Miss USA and just had a blast. Then I was awake all night again. I should point out that Twitter is very quiet after 3 am. Apparently the rest of the […]
Shahs of Sunset: I Don’t , I Do!
It’s time for Shahs of Sunset and it is going to be more Rezacentric than usual. I’ve noticed fewer and fewer comments on this show lately. Are y’all still out there? I don’t think I can quit this one. I was too committed to it at the time I started this blog. I interviewed most […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: A Cat-astrophic Night!
The new week of recapping begins again with a new episode of Shahs of Sunset! Golnesa GG is going to be the Yolanda of this season of Shahs. We are starting the miracle treatments this episode. We begin with GG and Reza in a salt water pool at a local spa. While these two soak […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: We’re Going To Need More Red Solo Cups!
We are back on Shahs of Sunset for an intervention with Golnesa. While I am sure an intervention with GG, could be beneficial if she would listen (she won’t) no one ever did this with Mike Shouhed. In fact most of them will be drunk out of their minds at this “intervention.” I’m not […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Are We Out of The Woods Yet?
I am ready for this episode of Shahs of Sunset with a fresh batch of Sangria on an empty tummy. I know, I know my anxiety keeps trying to creep back in and it makes me not hungry. So I make up for all of the extra calories with high calorie alcoholic drinks. […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Oy Vey MJ!
Tonight’s disclaimer about why this recap will suck is sponsored by well brand tequila. It is also my excuse for more typos than usual and my late start. I was gardening today and craved a margarita. I am NOT allowed to drink tequila it usually makes me cry. Tonight I had TWO margaritas. Now two […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: C’est La Vida
This episode of Shahs of Sunset is only the second one and already I am tired of the battle between Mercedeh and Asa that will resume in this episode over the affections of Reza. Reza is a scumbag, misogynist who women and THE gays (Capitalized to emphasis for those that the term “the gays” bothers) […]
Shahs of Sunset Season Premiere Recap: Slightly Better Than a Dead Dog In The Freezer
It seems like forever since we have had an episode of Shahs of Sunset. Hell Mike and Jessica have gotten married and divorced since the last season. Speaking of Jessica, she is still dealing with that man with the rape allegations. Someone sent me a like to her on a podcast with the guy […]
Shahs of Sunset Go to Belize And Other Season 5 Tea
Here is the key to the photo above Clockwise from Reza: Reza, Shervin, GG, MJ’s date?. MJ, Maybe Adam? (he is BFF with Asa this season), and Mike. The Shahs of Sunset are filming Season 5’s finale in Belize right now and I actually have a spy down there. I know! I can’t believe it […]
Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part 2 Recap: More Attacks on Mike and Jessica
It’s time for the last half of Shahs of Sunset Reunion. If you missed the first part you can get caught up here! We pick up with Reza’s walk out where he goes outside because he is over heated. He is ready to be done. It almost sounds like they are forcing him to be […]
Shahs of Sunset Reunion Recap: Everyone Screams At Mike. A Lot.
First of all, I LOVE that the Shahs get to drink alcohol and eat at their reunions. If I was a bravoleb from another show I would be pissed as hell about that. Andy’s favorite, RHOBH, Lisa Vanderpump can’t even get a cup of tea on the break! How do they get away with this? […]