Can we all say a little prayer that there will be plenty of Kristen tonight? Because, in case you haven’t noticed I’ve been sort of half way back on the crazy train lately and Kristen makes me feel sane. She’s my favorite because I look at her and think, “well, at least I am not […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: PUMP’s First Gay Pride
Stassi is such a cuntsicle. Sorry for the lack of introductory commentary but MY GOD this woman is vile. She’s basically telling Katie to tell Schwartz to dump his friends for her, when Schwartz walks in with flowers and Stassi lays into him. I am thinking Katie should just nailgun Stassi to the wall at […]
Vanderpump Rules: Once a Cheater…
Last week on this intellectual drama, we explored the deep and thought-provoking question, “Did Katie cheat on Schwartz?” We also delved a bit into Schwartz’s work ethic or lack thereof. This week our intellectual exploration continues as we delve into the life altering question, “Did Schwartz cheat on Katie?” If we’ve learned anything thing from […]
Did Katie Cheat of Schwartz or Not?
So on last night’s Vanderpump Rules, Jax and Scheana were adamant that Katie had made out with a random guy in a bar and stated repeatedly that she has “motorboated his crotch!” They were eye witnesses. It was the dramatic storyline ! It will be a storyline next week! But now, it seems from the […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: How Does One Motorboat Someone’s Dick in Public?
Oooops sorry off to a very late start. Weird day. Let’s do this! Tom Schwartz wants a dog? Tom Schwartz can’t even take care of himself. I barely go anywhere and having a dog is an issue. This is a stupid idea. Oh he is getting one with Katie to keep her from dumping him […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Jax Nose Best, Peter’s Nose is Up Stassi’s Ass
I’m sort of looking forward to recapping the episode of that show where all the men are gay and everyone, including their girlfriends, pretend not to notice. Because all of the trial and news junkie stuff is getting old fast. So the two Toms and Jax are off to the salon for mani/pedis and eyebrow threading […]
Vanderpump Rules: Grand Opening and Closure (Recap)
I feel sort of bad for still liking Lisa Vanderpump after learning about the court cases at Villa Blanca, but I can’t help myself. I mean I keep taking Andy Cohen back after his crappy behavior and he doesn’t even have the posh accent or the fancy closet. So I am just going to pretend […]
Vanderpump Rules Cast Discuss The Season So Far
Those crazy kids from Vanderpump Rules are blogging. And let’s just say no one has a ghost writer. That explains why Jax doesn’t have one. Lisa Vanderpump and Tom Sandoval both Vlogged and I didn’t even watch I just read the transcripts. Mostly because I am binging on True Tori and eating all the chocolate […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: All Fired Up!
Tonight on Vanderpump Rules, we return to the scene of the fight between Tom and James. By the way, Kristen may be my favorite crazy person on any reality show ever. I get she has a mental illness but she’s fun crazy, like mmm…other people I know. Anyway, these boys fight like girls. Kristen […]
VanderPump Rules: Instafight Season Premiere Recap
Okay. Time to try to forget all the reasons not to like Lisa Vanderpump and enjoy the premiere of Vanderpump Rules! Jax claims he is a new man in the best place in his life he has ever been. He just has to be careful not to screw it up because that is a pattern […]
Vanderpump Rules Season Three Premieres November 3rd
Vanderpump Rules is back. While most of us aren’t particularly over-joyed by that, the show brings in a whole slew of young folks who we should prepare to be nice to. Or nice ish 🙂 Plus, season two sort of won me over a little bit. To me, it is much more palatable to see young, […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap Part 2
The Vanderpump Rules Reunion picks up right back where we left off, with everyone hating Kristen. These people are way over invested in Kristen’s relationship with Tom. Scheana says she is finished with Stassi because she is a horrible friend. Kristen misses the camera and returns to the scene to demand that Tom stop holding […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 1 Recap
How stupid is it that Andy grew a beard and then had to film the Vanderpump Rules Reunion? If we didn’t already know now it incredibly obvious that this was filmed before Kristen and Tom were on WWHL and it seemed like they were intimate in their hotel room the night before! Wait, I just […]
Tom Sandoval Answers All of Your Vanderpump Rules Questions
Tom Sandoval has a lot to say about the season finale of Vanderpump Rules. So recently he blogged his little heart out on Bravo. He seems…angry. Let’s just let him speak for himself. All of the quotes are from his Bravo blog which was quite lengthy. I added some questions to break up the length […]