Luann De Lesseps will always be The Countess to me. Today she was on Steve Harvey to discuss her wedding to Tom D’Agostino that is going to happen at the end of this month! Luann is just as exuberant as ever about her destination wedding in Palm Beach. It’s a three-day affair. The rehearsal dinner […]
Kandi’s Wedding: Mark My Words, Todd Will Regret This
Okay, it’s time for two long hours of Kandi’s wedding. The Bravo Buffoonery continues with Bravo adding two minutes to the DVR in front of the show and two minutes behind. WTF? We begin at the rehearsal dinner and none of the grooms or groomsmen are there. Kandi calls Todd and they argue on the […]
Kandi’s Wedding: Shut the Fuck Up About The Prenup!
After that USA match against Portugal, I really need a moment. But it’s time for more Atlanta nonsense. Can we just get this wedding done already? When I heard that Kandi’s wedding was going to have a “Coming to America” theme, I thought she just named it poorly. I never for a moment thought anyone, […]
Kandi’s Wedding Recap: Mother Tucker
I am really sort of over this wedding, but I feel like I must continue to ride it out until the end. How many more episodes do we have? With 14 days left before the ceremony, Todd and Kandi go for counseling at their church. Todd points out that it is Kandi’s mother that really […]
Kandi’s Wedding: Say Yes To The Distress!
First thought on the show is that Kandi looks really good. She is a blushing bride for real. Kandi is not going to have a wedding planner. Kandi wants a Coming to America theme. See right there a wedding planner would have named it something less ridiculous. like “Out of Africa.” Kandi’s aunts apologize for […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta (RHOA) Recap: Dropping the Ball
We begin tonight’s episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta at the J Spot! Girl, Miss Lawrence sure did get lucky with Bravo. He has been promoting his salon and hair services for many seasons and they frequently film at his store. Then he lands Fashion Queens?! He’s probably making more coin than some of the […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: How the Hell Am I on Kenya Moore’s Side in All This?
I’m so excited to see Dwight back on my TV on tonight’s episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta! Phaedra is planning a “blessing” or an “inauguration” for Mr. President. She sold the story to the tabloids as a “traditional African naming ceremony.” Whatever she calls it, it can’t possibly be as offensive as Ayden’s televised […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap:
It’s time for another episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta! I’ve been doing some technical blog maintenance on the all day today and I’m excited to get another recap going! Let’s see what the ladies have in store for us tonight! I haven’t even watched the first looks yet, so I am looking forward […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Welcome to the Neighborhood
I’ve already discussed the first few scenes of this episode, here. Phaedra and Kandi snark on Chuck. And Mallory seems to have an ulterior motive for showing up. It is not “mending fences” as she says, it’s more like running Peter out of Cynthia’s life. Mostly, I actually feel sorry for Kenya. Whether her dad […]
First Look RHOA and Blood Sweat & Heels
Phaedra stops by to see Kandi who is a bit confused how Phaedra and Nene became on good terms again. Well, Kandi, let me explain it to you, it’s called Nene needs a storyline. Carry on. Phaedra calls Chuck a light-skinned Frankenstein and they refer to his package as a cocktail weenie and a bite […]
Bravo Sets New Ratings Record For Sunday Night! Plus a Preview of Next Sunday
NEW YORK – January 7, 2014 – Behind the strength of its Sunday night lineup, Bravo Media earned its best night ever among all key demos this past Sunday, according to Nielsen. “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” earned a franchise high among total viewers with over 4.5 million and delivered over 2.7 million P18-49. The […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Don’t Nobody Want to Fuck Chuck Now
I already recapped the first ten minutes of this episode here. The predominant theme was, “who hasn’t fucked Chuck?” Oh and Mallory is back to stir up trouble for Peter and Cynthia as if they need more shit in their marriage. I’m taping seven hours worth of shows tonight. I am hoping to get through this […]
RHOA First Look: Who Fucked Chuck? And Blood Sweat and Tears Preview!
I don’t normally do these, but since I am STILL under the weather, I thought I would this week so on the off chance I don’t feel up to blogging tonight, we will still have a place to chat. I still plan to try my best to get tons of blogging done tonight though. It […]
Nene Leakes Blogs About Tonight’s Episode on HER Website
I find it interesting that Nene is posting a blog about tonight’s show on her own website. And she seems grumpy. Let’s look at what she has to say… Kenya and Porsha have no clue about parenting so let’s just let them stay in their room and do their fake hug and cry. I love […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Midnight in The Garden of Tea and Shade
We are back in Savannah and the bitching continues. Nene talks funny. I am not just talking about her atrocious grammar. She mispronounces words like “bonding.” I think she thinks she is putting on some sort of airs but really she just sounds stupid. For some reason, everyone is bringing up their sensitive subjects. Porsha […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Don’t Be Tardy For The Damn Party!
Okay, I have about ten shows I want to be watching all at once, but let me get to recapping RHOA first and foremost. I can’t believe this show pulls close to four million viewers a week. And Nene has not had much of a presence at all this season. Now she has been relegated to […]
It Looks Like Kandi Burruss Married Todd Tucker Today!
Attn fellow bloggers: I would REALLY REALLY REALLY appreciate if you would be professional and link to my blog and not use it in its entirety at yours. I love those of you who do the right thing, and the rest of you? I may or may not have to introduce you to my legal team at […]